Basketball: starting from the nerve knife

Chapter 57: Just Be a Donuts

In the afternoon, the Lakers opened the training gym for free interviews, and the reporters did not mention this aspect again, and it seems that it really ended here.

It’s just that Kupchak didn’t say anything wrong, Li Wan is already an enemy in the eyes of some blacks in the alliance, even if they have never said a word between them.

For example, Ron Artest of the Kings threatened to give a little color to people like Levan who looked down on black people. Li Wan did not respond to this, he knew Artest too well, this guy is one of the typical representatives of the league’s “not very good brain” players. It’s a guy with a violent disorder, there is no need to spray each other through the media, it is too time-consuming.

He circled the date for his first game of the season against the Kings.

The most they asked about Kenny Smith’s imminent kiss on the ass of a donkey.

News has come out of TNT that Kenny Smith will fulfill his punishment this afternoon. At that time, Turner TV will broadcast the whole thing.

“I think Charles Barkley will definitely be my fan in the future, the kind that is even crazier than Spike Lee is crazy about New York!” ”

At noon on the day this report leaked, Barkley promptly replied to Li Wan through the media: “Yes, before this, I was a fan of Yao, and now I will be a fan of Yao and Li, absolutely fanatical!” ”

He’ll also be on camera in the afternoon, but all he’ll have to do is lead the donkey to the studio, just as Kenny Smith did.

The roles are reversed, and he feels very cool!

The self-defeating Kenny Smith hasn’t laughed since the morning, to be exact from last night’s game, and has been sighing.

“Huaxia people are not easy to mess with, man! ”

Barkley smiled next to him, and Kenny Smith wanted to cry when he heard it, because that’s what he told Barkley.

Barkley remembered the present, and he forgot.

After 2 p.m., the program officially began.

The locker room of the Lakers’ temporary training gym was specially replaced with a large color TV to watch this live broadcast, in addition to Li Wan and Kupchak who accompanied him, there were several media reporters, all of whom were responsible for recording Li Wan’s reaction. That’s what fans want to know, too.

The small dressing room was crammed with stuff.

Li Wan kept his expression in control, but when the naked Kenny Smith appeared in front of the camera, he burst into laughter. Especially with TNT’s official intimate code, and Kenny Smith’s almost crying, it is even more funny.

Barkley led the donkey in, and as he passed Kenny Smith, he first patted him on the shoulder as a sign of sympathy, and then patted his butt, with a dry sound.

“Good elasticity! ”

Kenny Smith looked at him with a grimaceous expression. Barkley shrugs, patting his shoulder is empathy, and patting his ass is his job duty.

The Lakers locker room was once again filled with laughter.

Not only the locker room of the Lakers, all the fans watching the live broadcast laughed because of Barkley’s ridiculous action.

Finally, the most anticipated moment has arrived!

Kenny Smith looked at the ass of the donkey in front of him, licked his lips unconsciously, and his Adam’s apple also moved a few times, and he kept exhaling to make himself brave enough to kiss it.

Barkley whispered next to him: “Just be a doughnut, be a doughnut!” ”

Kenny Smith scolded in his heart: “Your doughnuts have the best taste!”

At the same time, he leaned over and pouted and kissed it, and the donkey just sneezed at this time, causing the sphincter to loosen, Kenny Smith smelled a stench that he will never forget, and because the donkey was trembling, he fell backwards in fright and fell on his butt. TNT’s cameraman is also really dedicated, and the first time he aimed at the fallen Kenny Smith, a large close-up of the two butts appeared on TNT’s screen.

Li Wan smiled and tilted his head, this picture is really spicy and can’t be looked at closely.

At this point in the show, the final effect is very satisfactory to everyone, except Kenny Smith himself, who kisses the ass of the donkey, and now presents a close-up of his ass.

The video was transmitted back to China in less than half a day. Domestic fans shouted “happy people”, and the major post bars were reprinted madly, and many classic GIFs were born in the future.

It’s a pity that this wind review still did not last too long, just in Denver “nerve knife”, this time in the end of Detroit, he is in the doldrums again.

Having just played a tiring game in Denver and not fully recovering is one thing, and in this game, he is really limited.

Although the “Pistons Five Tigers” have gone one tiger, the tacit understanding of the other “Four Tigers” is still there, and the strength of the Pistons team is still there, so far in the new season, the Pistons are 4-2 in the second place in the East.

In their team defense, Li Wan can no longer get shooting space so easily, even with the blessing of the “nerve knife” system, Li Wan’s shooting ability is still not able to reach the point of excellence in the face of strong interference.

Coupled with the fact that the Lakers were weak for most of the early part of this game, Phil Jackson did not move the Lakers’ lineup, and kept the starters on the court, and Li Wan’s playing time was only about 21 minutes and 13 seconds.

In the face of a strong team above the first-class, Phil Jackson still relies more on the original lineup, mainly relying on Kobe, and does not dare to disrupt his rhythm.

Li Wan’s final stats for this game were fixed at 9 points, 4 rebounds and 4 assists, shooting just 33.3% from the field.

Of course, it is still better than Starkey’s data.

This guy played 10 minutes, only had 4 points and 1 assist, and left early because of 3 turnovers. The pre-season is completely gone.

After the game, “roaring Tianzun” Rashid Wallace faced the media with disdain: “His scoring explosiveness is not so amazing, but the defense of other teams is too bad, in front of the real defensive team, he shows his true face.” ”

The Lakers did not give too long interviews after the game at that time, and hurriedly took the bus to the airport. Li Wan knew these words of Rashid Wallace the next morning at the Toyota Center.

“Is he always like this? Only after the results came out, an attempt to provoke, well, this will really make him invincible. ”

Li Wan was naturally unhappy.

He admitted that the skill was not as good as others, but there was no grievance or hatred on weekdays, there was no sign before the game, and he suddenly mocked after the game, which is not the right way to provoke.

“Can I understand it that way? Rashid Wallace is just a coward! ”

Li Wan’s blunt counterattack with sarcasm was to add another vendetta.

Rashid Wallace threatened to let Li Wan continue to score less than 10 points in the next game against the Lakers!

Li Wan did not respond this time, the last game between the Lakers and the Pistons was in February, and there are still 3 months to go, which is not what he has to consider now.

As for provoking another NBA player, Li Wan can only say that more lice do not itch.

Now there are many NBA players who don’t look at him, both openly and secretly, and he Rashid Wallace counts a ball.

(End of chapter)

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