Basketball's most talented forward is on the left

Zuo Li is naturally no stranger to "The Ellen DeGeneres Show". Even in 2007, when he time-traveled, this show was still one of the most popular talk shows. Of course, Zuo Li was too early to do so. In another three years, this longevity show will

It's about to fall...

But now, it is still Zuo Li’s first choice for the show. After all, the ten years from 2007 to 2017 were considered the golden age of The Ellen Show. It won a lot of awards alone and was also the only choice for many celebrity talk shows. It left

Many classic shots.

Half an hour later, Zuo Li and his entourage arrived at the TV station in a grand manner, and they were greeted by the deputy director of the program.

Naturally, there was a burst of praise at the beginning. Many people think that foreign programs are real. Zuo Li will not comment on this, but one thing remains unchanged, that is the old tradition of the shop bullying the customer and the customer bullying the shop.

Obviously, Zuo Li is one of the big names. After all, the various signings and the huge popularity are here. Therefore, even though it is one of the hottest programs nowadays, the attitude of the program crew is very low.

Well, it may also be that the deterrent effect of the eight powerful security stations around is too strong...

The assistant director originally planned to review a pair of scripts with Zuo Li in advance. After all, although foreigners like to play real, the most basic content and process still need to be reviewed.

Who would have known that Zuo Li would turn against customers as soon as he arrived?

"Mr. Director, I don't know if you have heard that people's energy is the most concentrated during the recording process." Zuo Li said, putting his arm around the assistant director's shoulders.

"Listen, I've heard of it..." The director looked at Zuo Li's huge palm on his shoulder and his words were vibrating. He now somewhat understood the mood of the person opposite Zuo Li.

"Then have you ever thought about adding a link in the middle? For example, get a box and put it in the center, put some miscellaneous things on it, and then give Allen a surprise?" Zuo Li said seductively.

This is also a future classic program of the Ellen Show. Zuo Li has seen a lot of highlights of various celebrities being scared to death. It is considered a classic part of the Ellen Show. Zuo Li decided to show it to him in advance and give this episode

The show has some brand new effects!

"Huh? This seems good..." After listening to Zuo Li's words, the director found it very interesting. The host has always been a guest, and it is rare for the host to be pranked. This is definitely a classic idea!

but…

The director struggled a bit thinking about Allen's 'majesty'.

"Don't hesitate, man, think about it, what the audience wants to see most is creativity and new ideas. Don't you want to refresh the ratings record?"

A fatal blow!

Just like no player can refuse to win a buzzer beater, no director can refuse to win ratings, so the director decisively sold Allen and began to listen to Zuo Li's ideas.

"We want it like this, like this, like this! Hey hey hey hey..." Zuo Li hugged the director and conspired loudly.

The director nodded repeatedly and added a few words from time to time.

Curry (scalp numb): "This way...really won't get kicked out."

Rich Paul (thinking secretly): "Probably...no way...he didn't do anything, right?"

Curry (very loud): “I haven’t done anything yet!” (very softly): “I’ve even taken away the host and that’s not even counting the fact that I haven’t done anything yet!”

Rich Paul: "Isn't this just the beginning? It doesn't matter. It's up to you to be smarter and don't be soft when it's time to go up. It's up to you!"

Curry: "Hey hey hey, don't worry, I won't stretch my hips. Who doesn't know that I am Zuo Li's best partner!"

Rich Paul: "... Damn, you were so angry just now!"

…

So when the recording started, when Allen came out of his dressing room and entered the recording scene, he discovered that someone had already sat in his seat first, and it was the important guest they said was Zuo Li.

"Hi, welcome to Zuo Li's talk show! This is Ellen, our interviewee tonight, please give her a round of applause!" Zuo Li took advantage of Ellen's unresponsiveness and began to guide the atmosphere of the scene.

The scene was very cooperative. Ellen was led to the guest seat with a confused look on her face and sat down. Fortunately, she was also a veteran. Looking at the director's expression, she knew that this should be a new program effect. She immediately sat down and prepared to turn around and said: "Hi, left

Li, I know you, but generally people call this place, The Ellen Show!"

But Zuo Li can't let you focus on customers. As we all know, what Zuo Li is best at is to focus on customers, so he immediately started the questioning mode, and various questions emerged one after another. The most hilarious thing is that these questions and questioning methods are obviously based on

Modeled after Allen himself.

For example, Allen once said to Julia Roberts: "Where do you put your Oscar statuette? It's a secret!"

And Zuo Li also asked her: "Where do you put your Emmy Award? This shouldn't be a secret, right?"

Ellen was also asked and directly covered her cheeks and shook her head with a wry smile. To be honest, she now feels that this idea can become popular...

Finally, Zuo Li asked her to watch the highlight clips of his playing. The big screen behind him started playing, and the audience shouted in favor of him. However, the highlights paired with the music were really great, and Allen watched them with gusto and cooperated.

Applause and cheer.

However, Allen was careless. In the last scene, Zuo Li rushed forward like an explosion, as if he was going to tear the person in front of him into pieces. He roared from far to near from the screen, accompanied by the sound of shattering glass and templates and sharp sounds.

Yelling, it seems to bring out the atmosphere of a horror movie.

At the last moment, the screen shattered and a dummy was thrown out!

Allen screamed and sat down in a hug. Then he saw that it was a dummy and said dumbfounded: "You almost scared me!"

"Hey, I hope you like this 'surprise!'"

"I…"

At this time, Curry, who was already ready, was wearing a mask and had already stood behind Allen...

"Ahhhhhhhhh~!!!"

…

"Ahem, forget what happened just now, let's start again." Five minutes later, Allen finally returned to the host's position.

She was so scared that she collapsed in a ball just now, and she felt it was necessary to edit it...

But she also had to admit that the effect was really explosive...

"Haha, this is our gift to Ellen Show. I hope you like it. This is really a great show, so cool." Zuo Li also gave Ellen a step down.

The program starts normally.

Allen held his breath and asked various questions one after another. He seemed to be trying to regain the game, but Zuo Li also resisted with a high attitude, not afraid at all, and the various questions were very appropriate.

This makes the show even more exciting, and the director has already begun to clench his fists in celebration. Once released, he can guarantee that it will be a blockbuster.

"Zuo Li, I wish you better performance in the coming seasons. Thank you for participating in "The Ellen DeGeneres Show". At the end, I know that the All-Stars are next. Here, look forward to your All-Stars.

" Allen said after shaking hands with Zuo Li.

"Oh, this is my first All-Star. Everyone must be wondering what awards I will get. I think, why not get them all?" Zuo Li said with a smile, which can be regarded as a contribution to this episode.

Final summary.

At this point, the recording is over, and the recording of Zuo Li's first variety show has come to a successful conclusion.

Ellen breathed a sigh of relief. It was finally over. Zuo Li was definitely the most difficult person she had ever interviewed. She sometimes wondered why Zuo Li didn't just become the host. What kind of basketball could he play with such eloquence...

However, we have to admit that the effect of this program is explosive, and the effect will be explosive if it is released!

…

After the recording ended, Zuo Li immediately joined Ewing Jr. and Chandler with his companions and headed to Phoenix together.

At the same time, stars, reporters, and fans from all over the world were rushing to Phoenix crazily at the same time. A grand event that belongs to basketball and fans has finally begun!