Bat Fight Simulator

And the butt is in trouble.

The Messiah was just an innocent player passing by, and two birds, one big and one small, were forced into his arms. He was really helpless.

The helpless players prepared to lure Batman away, but Batman obviously would not leave so easily.

He can't say, I want the clown, if you don't leave, I will kill Robin and Nightwing.

Messiah felt that he really dared to say that the fierce Batman in front of him could lift his skull.

Really scary bats.

But he definitely can't leave the scene, so it's impossible for him to take Damian Hedgehog with him. What does this mean? He didn't cherish the Batman who chased him in the past, but the current Batman was beyond his reach!

In the end, the player can only come up with a bad idea.

He spoke to Thomas, then to Batman.

"Come on, Night Owl, give him a slap."

Night Owl:?

Batman:?

The scene was as eerily quiet as a dead clown, with three pairs of eyes fixed on the player.

Night Owl found it interesting, and he regarded it as a request and coquettishness, which was proof of the deep affection between their brothers.

The clown was smiling half-heartedly, and his intention to kill the player was clearly visible. However, among the four people present, whoever made the first move might be the one attacked by the group, especially him.

"Where's Robin?"

Batman is still exactly the same as before, as cold and hard as a sculpture, as if what the player just said is nothing but air, but the point is the first time he speaks, which is why he is not in a hurry to leave with the Joker.

Messiah’s right eyelid started to twitch. Fuck, why did he have a not-so-good premonition?

It was obvious that Hugh En in his pocket began to feel restless when he heard his father's call. He didn't even struggle randomly, but was stabbing Messiah very desperately.

Although the uniform is very difficult for a hedgehog to break through, Damian is not an ordinary hedgehog. He is a particularly prickly hedgehog. The stinging sensation from the hidden pocket made Messiah deeply aware of Robin's discomfort. Easy to get along with.

This uniform was drawn from the system's card pool, and its physical and magic resistance were all online, so how on earth did he break through defenses and hit people!

Damian, a magical hedgehog species.

But facing Batman's increasingly death gaze, Messiah looked at the Joker, thinking that he wouldn't be able to bounce around for long.

So he took Hugh En out.

So Damian was added to the complex elements of the scene.

The surroundings fell into dead silence again. Batman did not continue to stare at the player with death, but his gaze became very complicated.

Night Owl was interested, but he saw that Talon would not give him the hedgehog, so he made no move.

The clown giggled, "Oh, what is this, a little bird, no, no, no, the little bird has turned into a little hedgehog, so cute."

"Would you like to let Uncle Clown give me a kiss?"

Damian, Messiah: yue

"Magic." Batman interrogated.

"Guess." The player didn't like his move, but now in front of Batman, there was a clown with a bleeding butt on the left, and a Robin who turned into a hedgehog on the right.

A new multiple choice question has appeared!

Then Batman took over Robin and prepared to put the Joker back into Arkham Asylum, using actions to prove that he was a mature adult and wanted both.

The player was not in a hurry, he spoke quietly.

"Night Owl, the Talons have captured Nightwing."

The owl next to him subconsciously turned his gaze over, but his expression was cold, and there was no element of the legendary Nightwing encouragement in it. It seemed that most people would not eat meal replacements when there was a main meal.

Messiah racked his brains again and finally choked out, "How about you steal his underwear for me?"

Night Owl:?

Now Thomas's eyes when looking at his own claws have become complicated, even more complicated than when Batman looked at Hedgehog. From disbelief and confusion to being reluctant to accept it after thinking about it, finally Messiah I don’t know what Ye Xiao thought about.

He spoke in a clear tone, "Since you have asked for everything from me, of course I will satisfy you."

Players who always feel that something is not good in the opponent's head still feel a chill on their back.

Suddenly, I heard the faint sound of claw wings coming from inside the system.

"Why should I ask Night Owl to help me steal Nightwing's underwear."

The voice was full of resentment and accusation, and Clawwing felt that after tonight, he would never be able to stand up in front of Thomas.

As long as he dares to talk back, he might be able to hear this row of letters that twist and turn from the night owl's mouth.

Nightwing's underwear.

If he is guilty, please let the law judge him, instead of letting Thomas help him steal the underwear from his mouth, and why can you accept it so easily and as a matter of course! ! !

Talon was greatly shocked. He thought Thomas was at least sensible enough to understand that such words were just a joke, and there was no need to care at all!

Dick even thought darkly, it would be better to let Nite Owl slap Batman.

Ye Xiao was indeed shocked at the beginning, but he was a villain who had seen big scenes, so this was nothing.

He had already thought that the Joker would be stuffed into Arkham by Batman, and then satisfy some of Dick's whimsical requests. Maybe he was just looking for an excuse to act coquettishly with him.

When the time comes, the two of them will leave together, leave this shitty dream universe, and return to reality. Dick will be his best, the best, and the only assistant.

Batman, who has already placed Thorn in some corner of his armor, belt, or secret pocket, actually only heard the news that the claws caught Nightwing.

The player whispered the following sentence to Nightowl, but the action of the dangerous owl-dressed man leaving now to find Nightwing was clearly shown.