Bat Fight Simulator

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Nightwing: (pulling streamers to celebrate) Great! Bruce was finally dumped by Robin!

Chapter 138 Bird Express

A new day starts with the noisy and restless Wayne Manor.

He traveled from the distant eastern headquarters of the League of Assassins to Gotham. After testing Talia's attitude and getting tacit consent, Damian, who was only nine years old, took a private helicopter to give his old Bat-father a gift package from the sky.

So, in front of Bruce, there was a big fight between the newly emerged son and the current Robin... Mainly Damian asked Tim to get out of Wayne Manor and the Batcave, which should be inherited by him.

He is the one who should be Batman's assistant.

After a quarrel with the rebellious former Robin last night, Batman's mouth turned down by two pixels in the morning.

Damian and Tim have evolved from bickering to fighting with weapons, with the sound of knives and long sticks colliding with each other.

Bruce turned a deaf ear to everything and looked down at the bacon sandwich and milk on his plate. The green vegetables on the white bread were like looking at a grinning madman that he hated. Even though he tried his best to restrain himself from being impulsive, the knife still accidentally stabbed the vegetables into pieces.

Good news, his Jason was really resurrected. Bad news, they didn't expect such a deep gap.

After leaving the dream and facing each other, the conflict between him and Jason really broke out.

Death not only took away his Robin, but also drew a gully between them. Crossing life and death is not just about resurrection, but also about how the resurrected dead should face this unfamiliar world.

As soon as Bruce closed his eyes, he could still recall Jason's expression and tone of questioning him, his anger and disappointment, but it was precisely because of this that Batman could not let him do anything extreme.

Originally, they should have welcomed Jason home, with flowers, gifts, hugs and confessions, and the feast prepared by Alfred.

From the original disbelief to confirmation, affirmation, joy and excitement, the emotions of regaining what was lost filled Batman's heart, but...

But he messed everything up.

If it weren't for the support of reason, Bruce would have wanted to mess up his hair, smash a few expensive vases, and then rush to Arkham Asylum to beat up the Joker.

So when Alfred was holding the freshly baked cookies to welcome the new young master, he could only see Wayne Manor, which was about to be overturned by two fighting cats, and the master who was obviously distracted and immersed in thinking.

Also, although he could understand Master Bruce's mood, the plate was innocent, and the food on the plate was also innocent.

An unfortunate news, Nightwing is not in Wayne Manor now. He said he wanted to talk to Jason again, and then he disappeared. The Blüdhaven Police Department has sent friendly visit calls to Alfred because of Grayson's pigeon king behavior.

The old housekeeper looked at the living room that was about to become a ruin of the wind, and he could still stand behind the master calmly, coughing loudly, trying to attract the attention of Bruce, who seemed to be following Dick and heading towards Jason.

"I think it's just a poor breakfast, not your enemy, who needs to be stabbed to pieces."

And Bruce, who was still distracted, finally came back to his soul. He looked around without reacting, and at this time Damian just happened to cut off the load-bearing column of the living room because of Tim's avoidance. The beautifully decorated solid long column was cut like tofu by the talented little assassin.

A diagonal line appeared, and the upper part of the column body was directly offset along the sliding surface under the influence of gravity, and then fell to the ground with a bang in the eyes of everyone.

The ceiling, that is, the second floor floor, was also pulled down due to the internal steel bars.

The good news is that the Wayne Manor is well decorated, and the second floor did not collapse. It is just that the ceiling is sunken in an area when looking up from the first floor. The bad news is that this is a century-old building. Even if each generation of Wayne renovates it from time to time, it cannot be denied that it has indeed existed for a long time and some parts are indeed aging.

The old butler, who has seen the storms, still has a calm face. He lowered his head to look at Bruce, whose expression had become blank. It is obvious that Batman did not expect that he was just distracted, and his home was really about to be physically demolished.

Looking again, the overturned sofa, the TV that was split in half, and the broken vase on the floor, very good, Damian also kindly helped him do what he wanted to do but had not done yet. Even the potted plants could not escape the disaster. Only one bare plant was left, and it was not surprising that the flying leaves appeared in any corner.

If he had not remembered that he was sitting in the living room with breakfast, he would have thought it was a disaster site.

Tim had bruises on his body, but no blood. He also reacted and subconsciously looked at the arrogant Damian.

The little assassin certainly didn't think he had done anything. Anyway, such things were of course handled by servants. It was obviously an August education.

Bruce, Bruce felt his head start to hurt, and the old butler's tone was so indifferent, "It seems that Master Damian is indeed lively and energetic."

In the end, Bruce took the two little ones to clean up the living room first, and then called someone to renovate his living room that had suffered an unexpected disaster. He also had to face the engineer's look of "you rich people are really having fun" after seeing the load-bearing column that was so thick that two strong men could hold it together and the smooth cut on it.

It seems that there is no need to explain, the reputation of Gotham Playboy is being damaged again.

While the sound of renovation at Wayne Manor lasted from morning to afternoon, Batman Messiah, who had already received Robin x1, started his new day.

However, just as the two had a friendly exchange of kicking bats, Messiah found a sexy big blue bird approaching on the small map.