Battle of Gakuen Island
Chapter 1002: The head was caught in the door
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Even Katyusha's sudden words didn't even respond to me for a moment, but Belka understood it just after Katyusha finished speaking. Honestly, I already started to wonder what happened to these groups of nizis when I was away Chatted.
This kind of connotative words came out of the mouth of the big lady like Katyusha, and then understood by the royal princess Belkasie, who has been inherited for thousands of years, and smashed my three views.
"Sisters, can we be reserved?"
"Have you heard it, Xiaobai has kept you a little reserved, you Nizi really feel more and more ashamed!"
"Sorry to say to me, if I don't accept your influence every day, can I be like this now?"
The two Nizi have already started to shake each other's pots. I have been surprised by these operations, and I even want to run away.
According to my experience, this problem will soon become a proposition, and then the two Nizis will reach an agreement in an instant and throw it back to me.
"Xiaobai (Yubai Xuedi), tell me, who the **** did the two of us bring?"
Unsurprisingly, the two Nizis turned their guns in unison and threw this question to me.
After accepting this proposition, I was very calm in my heart and even thought about the three major questions in philosophy of life.
who am I?
where am I?
What am I doing here?
There is a saying that very aptly describes the reason for the current situation, that is, I am full.
If you didn’t go to the kitchen to eat something before going upstairs, if you didn’t eat, you wouldn’t take a rest in Su Anran’s room on the second floor, and you had to climb to the fourth floor to find a room to sleep. How could I see Katyusha’s room still bright? Light up?
Just like the beautiful widow who had gathered the masters such as Pirate Saints once said that the goose is wrong, the goose is really wrong, I shouldn’t have been eating supper from the beginning, if not going to eat supper , I will not go to the fourth floor to sleep instead of sleeping on the second floor, nor will I pass by the third floor, if I do not pass by the third floor, I will not see the Katyusha room still lit, if...
However, it is no use to make any kind of deep reflection now. In front of Katyusha and Belka's cannibalistic eyes, I became a sheep instead.
The two of them don't even care what my answer is now. Anyway, they just want to find an excuse to eat me. I have already accepted my destiny.
However, I know that through many personnel affairs, there is no good end to rebellion. Although it is not necessarily good to end up fighting, it will definitely be very cool.
The next morning, I sat up from the bed and looked at the two nizis who were still asleep next to me. I wanted to get up and prepare breakfast for them. As a result, my body resolutely rebelled the brain.
Gentle Township, Hero Mound, and Gentle Township who are reluctant to leave the two Nizis are of course one reason, but I was squeezed by seven Juicy Ji in a day. I don’t know how many times I can’t ignore it.
Now I am beginning to think about whether it was right to achieve the dream of being co-sleeping. At present, only half of the people are just one-to-seven. The dream of being sleepy together... I'm afraid I'm not far from becoming a human being.
After lying down for a while, I managed to get out of bed and moved my muscles gently. I felt a little better. At that moment, I swelled again.
Some people say that men are animals thinking with their lower body. I used to sniff at this sentence, but at that moment, I really thought that the predecessors who said it must be sages.
When I was in bed, my body and brain were still the hostile relationship between life and death. In a blink of an eye, the body and brain formed a united front.
Eventually, Xiao Yubai realized that everyone is in a relationship of glory and loss, and accepted the body and brain, so I walked out of Katyusha's room alive.
Facts have proved that cooking is a must-have skill for boys who have a strong desire to survive. If I don’t cook, but the other nizi sits at breakfast and eats, then I will be caught in two dangerous situations.
First, my body can't get supplies, so I can eat and drink, let alone my human body?
Secondly, when the other Nizi found out that I was consuming too much, then I would accept their collective criticism and be sentenced to ascetic capital punishment.
I simmered some tonic soup for myself, and drank it before Hong Ximeng and Zi Qi hurried over. I brought the normal breakfast prepared for this group of nizi to the table.
The next thing I want to do seems to be only one thing, which is to hide out, wait until the body has fully absorbed the nutrients in the soup, and then appear in front of this group of nizi.
However, the wishless man wanted to remove Hong Ximeng and Zi Qi, who were extremely sensitive to food smells. Saori and Hitomi, too aggressive maids and sisters, also appeared in the restaurant and did not let me go. Opportunity.
Immediately afterwards, Nizi also woke up from her sleep and came to the restaurant one by one. I had to sit in my own position so as not to change, and firmly implement the strategy of the Taizu enemy not moving me.
However, the following facts prove that when God closes a door for you, he will also close the window piggybacked, and by the way, the upper and lower water pipes of the vent are unified and sealed.
In short, the house leak coincides with the rain at night.
"Tang Yubai, why didn't you keep the soup you just stewed for?"
Hong Ximeng stared at me aggrievedly, as if I were the bad guy who bullied her, but in fact I was the poor man who was betrayed by her.
"That soup is not good, I will eliminate it myself. If you want to drink it, wait for me to study it later and stew it for you."
The only thing that can divert food attention is food, so that Hong Ximeng and even Ziqi will no longer rest on the soup they didn’t drink, and then only promise to give them better food.
However, I still ignored the food obsession with food, especially the food that aroused her interest in tasting.
"But I still want to try that soup, I haven't smelled that taste."
Hong Ximeng did not give up, and then Ziqi was also attracted.
"Tang Yubai, what ingredients did you use for the soup? How do I feel the taste of ingredients that I have never tasted?"
After tasting, there is a ghost. That kind of thing is always for men.
Secretly speaking, I couldn't help lamenting the statement that the unconscious make-up is the real make-up. Hong Ximeng and Zi Qi are only obsessed with delicious food, but they make me fall into an embarrassing situation without explanation.
To tell the truth, it is tantamount to suicide. If I lie, I don’t have the taste to hide Hong Ximeng and Ziqi.
After a moment of hesitation and hesitation, the clever ones in the group of nizi immediately realized that something was wrong, and with the existence of the old Siji with Kaori sister, everything seemed to be hidden.
"Good brother, you need to pay attention to your body, only five people a day will not work..."
What is the most unbearable for men? Naturally, it was said that it was impossible for others, not to mention that I was a man who had experienced the struggle of being alone and accomplishing such a feat of one male and seven females?
"I am seven people a day, the count is countless!"
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