Be a Cartoonist In the Fairy World

Sun Tianyun's words instantly made Xiao Jin shrink back, covering his hands and hiding behind Du Ziyuan: "I, I don't taste good!"

"Tsk tsk, how do you know if you haven't tried it? Let me tell you, the rice field eel has many uses, nourishing qi and blood, nourishing the liver and kidney, and it can be used when necessary... Uh, in short, it is very nourishing. "Sun Tianyun smirked at Xiao Jin.

Xiao Jin also shivered cooperatively, and Du Ziyuan said to Sun Tianyun angrily, "Why are you scaring her? She's already mentally retarded, and it won't get worse if you scare her."

"I'm not an idiot!" Although Xiao Jin was still trembling, he still protested.

"Really?" Du Ziyuan chuckled, exchanged a pineapple bun and threw it out the door.

"Wow!" Xiao Jin rushed out instantly, grabbed the pineapple bun in mid-air, and swallowed it in a few mouthfuls. After eating, she looked at Du Ziyuan expectantly, as if she was waiting for the next pineapple bun.

"Gone."

"Woo..."

Sun Tianyun looked at the master and servant, smacked her tongue and said, "You still talk about me, why do I feel that you are going too far?"

"Is there?" Du Ziyuan was unconscious, "Do you still want me to draw cartoons? Let's continue."

"Oh, oh, where did I just say that?"

"You said that you snatched the Zhenhai Panlongzhu, and then smashed Xiaojin into a mentally retarded person with a halberd."

"Oh! Yes, it's here, and then I took the stick and went home. Who knew that old rice field eel was so weak. They stipulated that the Earth Immortal, other people must leave the Huntian Star once they pass the tribulation, so they sent an immortal to find me."

"I forgot the name of that big guy. In short, he is a very stinky guy. He was kicked away by his old lady. After Tianting found out, he asked Xiaolian to catch me. Isn't Xiaolian and the Dragon Clan not dealing with each other? So even though she came, she didn't fight with me, and we became good sisters instead."

"After she went back, she said that she couldn't beat me, and now Heavenly Court didn't dare to be tough anymore, so she sent that so-and-so, that golden crow, oh yes, Mr. Sun Star, to persuade my old lady to go to Heavenly Court to become an immortal."

"My old lady was really innocent back then, what did he say? 'I don't understand this situation? You are so awesome, you can beat the God of Fighting with one stick, and you will definitely be able to get a high official after you go to heaven', old lady I really believed his crow's mouth!"

"What's the matter? Did they ask you to raise horses after going to heaven?" Du Ziyuan asked quickly.

"Horse raising? Why did they ask me to raise horses?" Sun Tianyun gave him a strange look, "They let my old lady be a patrolling general first, a third-class immortal. I thought at that time, three is better than one." , then Sun Xingjun is only first class, I have third class, hehe, it’s pretty good.”

Speaking of this, she slapped her thigh fiercely: "But no one told my mother that the fairy seats are arranged backwards! The third-class fairy is actually the smallest! My mother was so angry that she ran to the Yumajian Cut off all the penises of those Pegasus horses, and then take them home for the apprentices to mend."

"Wow, do you want to be so cruel?" Du Ziyuan suddenly felt a cold run down his crotch.

"Hmph, I don't care so much," Sun Tianyun said angrily, "Who told them to bully me, that's what I want to do, to piss them off."

[Uh, it's scary for a woman to get angry, but I'm good at being a coward, never getting angry. 】Du Ziyuan thought silently.

Sun Tianyun breathed a sigh of relief: "Go on, didn't I escape again? This time they simply sent the Martial God to catch me. Not to mention, that Martial God is really powerful. My mother has never encountered such a powerful fighter." Yes, we fought really hard afterwards, so we simply stopped and discussed that it would not be a problem to continue fighting like this, or else rock-paper-scissors would be the answer."

"Hey, hey, wait a minute," Du Ziyuan couldn't help it when he heard this, and interrupted, "You are all gods, don't you want to be so casual?"

"No way? Anyway, I thought it was okay, so I agreed to Valkyrie. As a result, Valkyrie produced a rock, and I produced scissors. Since I lost, I was willing to gamble and admit defeat. I jumped into Taishang Xingjun's eighth place according to the prior agreement." In the phase refining furnace, hehe, those people must not have thought that I lost on purpose."

"deliberately?"

"That's right. At that time, I was just a little short of the last step to complete the cultivation method. I just needed the two golden crystal flames in the eight-phase refining furnace, so I deceived the god of war, but the inside of that furnace was really terrifying. In this life, I I don't even want to go in there a second time." Sun Tianyun still looks a little scared when she says it now, it seems that what happened that time is far from being as light as she said.

"Later, I found an opportunity to sneak out of the stove and happened to slip into the peach orchard. I picked a few peaches and ate them. I didn't expect another guy to steal peaches like me. I think He must hate Tianting as much as I do, so I started chatting with him, and I thought it was quite easy to talk to, alas, I was really blind at that time."

"What do you say? Who is the one who stole the peaches?"

"I'll talk about this later. Anyway, our relationship is so good that we can burn yellow paper to worship. Later, he said that he would take me to see beautiful women take a bath, so I will definitely agree. I like beautiful women the most, so he will take me Then I went to the Temple of the Moon God, and when we got there, we were beaten up by the Moon God before we saw the beauty taking a bath."

"The Moon God is so powerful? Can't even beat you?"

"You can't say that," Sun Tianyun emphasized, "The most important thing is guilty conscience, you know, my mother was very thin-skinned back then, and it would be embarrassing to be caught peeping. The key is that our Luna baby is really beautiful. As soon as I saw her old lady, I knew that I had fallen in love with her, and if she wanted to hit me, I would definitely not be able to fight back."

【I go! What a lily. 】Du Ziyuan didn't expect that a joke he just vomited before would actually come true.

Sun Tianyun didn't know what he was thinking, but continued: "Later, the two of us often went to the Moon God Temple to exchange feelings with the Moon God. Brother, we both know each other's thoughts, so we made an appointment to compete fairly. It's so shameless! My mother treats him as a brother, and he actually wants to take the moon god with me, are you angry?"

"Damn, that's despicable!" Du Ziyuan cursed, but quickly realized, "Wait a minute, you're not talking about the Emperor of Heaven, are you?" He seemed to have heard Sun Tianyun say something similar before.

"it's him."

This Heavenly Emperor... dare to be more unreliable? Taking a woman to see another woman taking a shower, how did his brain circuit come about?