Be a Cartoonist In the Fairy World
Chapter 209: Worse than Mentally Retarded
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In the first frame, the man asked: "Why am I here, where is your mother?"
The daughter replied: "Father, are you sleepy? Mother died long ago."
In the second frame, he asked with a look of shock: "What, what year is it now? What's wrong with me?"
The daughter replied: "It's the year 1178 of the Qifeng calendar. You are terminally ill. The doctor said you only have one month to live."
In reality, this year is the 1148th year of the Qifeng calendar, which is 30 years later.
In the third frame, the daughter said again: "But you are lucky, a fairy passed by a few days ago, and the elixir has already cured your illness."
The man was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Great!"
In the fourth frame, the daughter said: "But in exchange for the elixir, we sold all our family property. Now not only can't afford the consultation fee of the medical clinic, but we have lost our family."
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In the first frame, the daughter said: "Fortunately, I found a job, and the income is not bad, at least enough for us father and daughter to live on."
The man breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words: "Oh."
In the second frame, the daughter said: "Yesterday I received fifty customers in one night, and I was really exhausted, so I fell asleep just now."
The man's eyes widened: "You..."
In the third frame, the daughter said: "Father, what are you thinking? I'm talking about receiving guests, not in a brothel."
The man breathed a sigh of relief.
In the fourth frame, the daughter said: "Oh, but now that the crackdown is strict, the killer business is hard to do."
The man was shocked: "You!!"
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In the first frame, a doctor came over with a medicine box on his shoulders and reprimanded sharply: "Xiaotian, get out!" The girl made a grimace, giggled and ran out.
In the second frame, the doctor: "Sorry, that's my daughter, she always likes to play tricks on patients."
The man breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words: "Where is this place? What's wrong with me?"
In the third frame, the doctor: "This is a lunatic asylum. You have delusions and always imagine that you have a lover."
The man was disappointed: "After a long time, I still don't have a lover..."
In the fourth frame, the doctor: "No, you have a lover, and she is very beautiful."
Hearing this, the man hurriedly asked, "Where is she?"
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In the first frame, the doctor: "You are insane, and she couldn't stand it and broke up with you."
The man was furious: "You are talking nonsense! I am not sick, I want to go out! I want to find her!"
In the second frame, "Yes, you are indeed not sick. We misdiagnosed you." The doctor handed over a receipt, "Please draw and sign here."
The man asked, "What is this?"
In the third frame, the doctor: "This is a medical certificate confirming that you are mentally normal. After signing, you can leave."
The man picked up a pen and signed quickly: "Can I go now?"
In the fourth frame, the doctor beckoned, and two policemen with knives quickly walked into the ward and showed him their shackles: "Please come with us."
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In the first frame, the man was shocked: "What's going on? Where are you taking me?"
The police: "Your lover wants to break up with you, you killed her in a fit of anger, and then pretended to be a madman to escape the crime, but the doctor has confirmed that you are insane, so please come with us."
In the second frame, the policeman stepped forward to drag the man away, he struggled desperately: "No, I didn't kill her, I... I just remembered, I don't have a lover at all!!"
In the third frame, the detectives let go of him and smiled.
The doctor stepped forward: "You finally remembered. What you suffered from was actually amnesia. We just used shock therapy to finally restore your memory."
The man took a breath: "After a long time, I still don't have a lover."
In the fourth frame, the doctor smiled: "Of course not, you have been married for so many years..."
The man also smiled: "Yeah, I remembered, I have a beautiful wife..."
[It turned out to be a treatment for amnesia. 】Seeing this, Liang Yuxing originally thought the story was over, but he suddenly found that Du Ziyuan was still drawing, and there was still page 8. That said, the story is still incomplete.
His own instinct as a writer also felt that this work was weird. Although the whole story was reversed, it always felt that the impact was not enough in the end.
Due to the angle, he couldn't see the painting on Du Ziyuan's hand from his position, so he stretched his neck to take a look. Du Ziyuan found out his plan, so he just glanced at him lightly, and he immediately shrank back obediently.
"That...Brother Du," Liang Yuxing asked boldly, "What exactly is the last page drawn?"
"Do you want to see it?"
"Uh-huh."
"Wait." Du Ziyuan said as he finished finishing the comic on page 8.
This last shot is the essence of the whole story. He abandoned his usual cute style of painting, but switched to a more exaggerated horror style of painting, striving to achieve a shocking effect.
But just as he was about to finish painting, there was a commotion at the entrance of the courtyard. Liang Yuxing looked over there, and said in his mouth, "Chu... The Ninth Princess has arrived!"
"Oh." Du Ziyuan looked up, and then continued to draw. All he could think about now was finishing the last page.
Many people stepped forward to greet the princess, trying to show their face in front of the princess. Some young writers may not be able to get rid of that face, but those old fritters are familiar with it, and they can say anything nice. After all, compared to the use of rhetoric, they are definitely first-class masters.
Princess Nine is only twenty-eight years old, she has inherited the fine genes of the royal family, and she is a sheer beauty. Dressing is also very delicate and decent, it is as perfect as a character who came out of a fairy tale. A few people who saw her for the first time even fell in love with her at first sight, staring at her without blinking.
Although Du Ziyuan wasn't too close, he could see clearly. However, he was not as obsessed with the beauty of the princess as others were.
Because when he sees a beautiful woman, he usually thinks about three questions first:
Is her face as beautiful as Xiaojin's?
Does she have a golden figure?
Is her skin as tender as Xiaojin's?
It is a pity that the nine princesses answered "no" to these three questions.
That's fine, you're even worse than a mentally handicapped person, why should you attract the attention of labor and management?
Not only the nine princesses, but all the women he had met so far had answered "yes" to the three questions.
Lin Yuyan didn't count, she was a childhood sweetheart, and Du Ziyuan would not look at her with this kind of gaze.
[Sure enough, the three-dimensional dimension of the perfect wife does not exist at all, I still have to draw it myself. ] Du Ziyuan's idea became more and more firm.
If you have to find someone to take the blame for this, then everything is the Dragon Maid's fault.
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