Be a Cartoonist In the Fairy World

"Crazy Sword" was born in the early days of the Xiaobaiwen era. Although the writing is good, the storyline probably cannot escape those inherent routines.

He is nothing more than a good-for-nothing male protagonist who has been bullied since he joined the Cultivation of Immortals since he was a child, and there is also a senior brother who is so cool and flamboyant. This senior brother bullied him in various ways, so he practiced hard to slap his senior brother in the face. Then the male protagonist also has a junior sister, even if he is a good-for-nothing, she doesn't look down on him, treats him very well, and always gives him medicine.

Next is the protagonist and the senior brother robbing the junior sister. The senior brother won the favor of the junior sister's father because of his strong cultivation base, so the protagonist and the junior sister decided to elope. On the way, the senior brother rushed out, killed the junior sister, and knocked the protagonist off the cliff.

According to the law of falling off the cliff, the protagonist gets an adventure, and after getting out of the mountain, he pretends to slap his face + accept beautiful women all the way, and finally defeats the brother who has fallen into the devil.

However, this book was cut off when the protagonist came out of the mountain to force a slap in the face to accept a beautiful woman. The reason is that the author Jing Yanchang failed to hold back when he was surviving the tribulation of the three corpses and died.

Merit can speed up cultivation and reduce the doom, but it cannot completely offset the doom. The tribulation of the three corpses was extremely dangerous, and Xiao Jin almost died when he crossed the first tribulation, let alone others.

When the author died, the book could not be written anymore, and this book became a regret in the hearts of many people later. Compared with "The Legend of the Beast God", this book is actually a bit bloody. Readers rated it as a classic masterpiece more because of their feelings. So how to write it wonderfully is definitely not a small problem.

Seeing what Tang Junhao said, Du Ziyuan suddenly remembered a joke he saw on Zhihu in his dream. Then he said to him: "Anyway, you have already given up, so why not just write something interesting, how about I give you some ideas?"

Qifengji's works must be original works, like Hachiko, who changes the wording of other people's novels and then piece together them into novels, of course it won't work, but if you just listen to others to give a few opinions, it's okay . Zhou Buddy's sprawl of money is an example.

Of course Tang Junhao knew about this, and one or three people had no intention of hiding it. Seeing what Du Ziyuan said now, he knew that he wanted to give himself some ideas.

Originally, with his self-esteem, he was unwilling to accept this kind of gift, even if it was his righteous brother. But since it's all lost this time, and Du Ziyuan himself said that he wanted to write something interesting and that he had a lot of fun, he was naturally willing to accompany him.

"Boss, what do you think?"

"It's actually very simple. Isn't this "Crazy Sword" a standard masculine novel, so how about you write it as a female-oriented novel?" Du Ziyuan was wrapped in a quilt, like a stick Rolled like seaweed, one head was exposed looking at Tang Junhao.

"Female direction? What do you mean? Can a novel about one man and many women be changed to one woman and many men?" Tang Junhao was at a loss.

"Hey! Who told you that there are only one woman and more men in women's novels, isn't there still a man and a man's rotten text?"

Tang Junhao was startled when he heard the words, and quickly distanced himself from Du Ziyuan: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person? No wonder you don't take advantage of Third Sister every time she's drunk, and you keep throwing yourself at me Make up."

"Day! Brat, you're looking for death! Labor and capital are not gay!" Du Ziyuan was furious, "Brother kindly gave you advice, why do you suspect that I'm a crook?!"

"Then how do you explain that you lean towards me every time?"

"Fuck! You don't know that pine nuts have such big breasts. You think I'm willing to lean towards you, but I was squeezed by her!" Du Ziyuan said angrily, "If you don't want to hear it, roll around Hurry up! Next time, draw an erotic picture of you and another woman and send it to Princess Nine!"

"Don't! Brother, I was wrong!" Tang Junhao immediately knelt down, "Little brother's lifelong happiness is in your hands, don't ruin it! What if I can't get a wife in the future?"

"What else can I do? Go to the palace and become a eunuch, and if your sexuality causes disasters, you will be ruled forever. The poem Songzi said is like this. If you get rid of the roots of troubles, your six senses will be clean. Maybe you can study a new one." The magical skills of the "Sunflower Treasure"."

Tang Junhao hurriedly begged and apologized, and finally even promised to take Du Ziyuan to Shihe Health Care. Of course Du Ziyuan refused, it was his first time, how could he give it to those young ladies in Shihe.

But seeing him tossing like an ant on a hot pot, Du Ziyuan's anger dissipated. He started to talk about the joke he had seen.

"Didn't his senior brother often bully him? Boys often bully others in order to attract the other party's attention, just like pulling a girl's braid or something. You just write that his senior brother actually likes him, but you don't know how to express it." , just bully him all day long."

"Senior brother likes junior brother? Hey——"

"Do you still want to listen? Do you think I'm not disgusting?"

"Okay, okay, tell me, bro, go ahead, my little brother has poured tea for you."

"I don't want tea, go get my cappuccino."

"Yes, yes, pass me a cup of Ka, Kabu... Chi, Nuo?"

"Suck--well, let's continue. Doesn't his junior sister often visit him to take care of him? You just write that it was actually instructed by the senior brother, because his senior brother cared about him very much, but later he and his senior sister fell in love, and the senior brother accepted it." No more, the senior brother with too low EQ went to propose marriage to the junior sister’s father in order to prevent the two from getting married, and then killing the junior sister and knocking him off the cliff can also be designed as a miss. Well, the reason why the senior brother fell into the devil’s way can also be set as Seeing him die in front of his eyes, he broke down, and in the end he killed his brother thinking that he had succeeded in revenge, but in fact, it was his brother who deliberately let him do the trick, just to die by his hands and achieve his hero status."

Du Ziyuan recounted the general meaning of the paragraph in one breath: "That's about it. You can fill in the details yourself."

Holding the cappuccino in his hand, Tang Junhao was dumbfounded: "Is there such a way of writing?"

"That's how it's written." Du Ziyuan raised his head proudly. It's a pity that he is now wrapped in a quilt, looking like a silkworm baby with its head raised, without any majesty at all.

"I know why you have been able to obtain merit twice in a row. Your monster thinking is really different from ours," Tang Junhao said sincerely, "Mr. Wutongye is really pitiful, I can almost imagine how desperate he was at that time .”

"Get out! I'm not a monster." Du Ziyuan rolled his eyes.

Tang Junhao said again: "Boss, your idea is very interesting, but the outline of the novel has already been determined by you, I don't even know if this can be regarded as my own work."