Be a Cartoonist In the Fairy World

Recently, during the Qifeng Festival, there were a lot of people in the imperial city, and the number of people who came to the edge of the Shihe was several times more. Ran Xin sings several times a day. Her master has the best health products to moisten her throat, so she can barely withstand it, but she can't. After more than a month, my throat was already sore. In the past few days, I was often beaten by my master because I sang a wrong note.

"Xiao Xin! Why are you still dawdling there! Hurry up!" Ran Xin had just brewed some inferior throat-moisturizing tea, before she had time to drink her master pushed the door open.

"Master, I have a sore throat, drink some tea." Ran Xin shrank her head subconsciously and whispered.

"What tea! Come with me quickly," the master glared at her fiercely. "Today, a big man is here. If you delay, I will sink you directly to the bottom of the boat!"

"Oh." Ran Xin had no choice but to put down her tea, and obediently followed the master out.

When she got backstage, she skillfully took out a white cloth and wrapped it around her head to cover her face, and then followed her master onto the stage. She didn't know who it was, she just sang to the master as usual, keeping her head down from the beginning to the end.

...

Xiao Jingli came to Shihe and chose a flower boat at random. Before he got close, a beautifully dressed girl greeted him immediately.

After all, he was a prince, even if he had no entourage, the clothes on his body were not comparable to that of ordinary people, so the sharp-eyed old bustard would recognize him at a glance.

"Oh, this young man, you look a bit unfamiliar. Is this your first time here? Let me tell you, you have chosen our Xiangyulou in the whole Shihe River. We have all kinds of girls here. , I guarantee you are satisfied." The old bustard said while rubbing against Xiao Jingli with her bare chest.

Even if it's a flesh and blood business, it's always more comfortable to receive a rich and handsome man than a fat and round man.

Xiao Jingli didn't push her away, just asked: "What kind of things are there?"

"Yes, all of them, all of them," said the madam, pulling Xiao Jingli onto the boat, "What do you want?"

"Can sing."

"Oh, look at what you said, all the girls here can sing," the old bustard said in a tired voice, "This is Shihe, and poetry, poetry and fu are our basic skills."

"Then find a few to see first." Xiao Jingli casually threw out a gold ingot, then pulled his arm from the bustard's chest and entered the building first.

"Okay, please come inside." As soon as the old bustard picked it up, he knew that the gold was at least 10 taels in weight. This is a big boss! She immediately followed up with a smile on her face like a flower blooming.

Xiao Jingli opened a room, and the bustard immediately greeted the servants to serve food and wine, and at the same time called several beautiful girls over.

Seeing these girls, Xiao Jingli's face didn't change much. On weekdays, the maids he saw in the palace would not be inferior to them, and he had long been used to it.

He just put out another ingot of gold, and then said: "Chat with me, if I am satisfied, I will give you another 100 taels of gold."

"100 taels!" The girls' eyes turned red when they heard this.

Even if this is the imperial city, there are many things that cost a lot of money happened in Shihe in the past, but those are the treatment only top oirans have. For girls of their level, it is not bad for a guest to tip 100 taels of silver, let alone gold.

In addition, this guest was so handsome, they seemed like a few hungry tigers saw a big fat rabbit, they swarmed up and surrounded him.

"My lord, what do you want to talk about? Why don't I sing a poem for you?"

"Young master, what's so good about poetry? I'm Shihe's captain Mogan, or I'll touch it for you."

"Young master, my penis finger is much better than hers, why don't you give me a try?"

"Young master, I can boil tea eggs, two at a time, do you want to try?"

...

A woman has 500 ducks, and these women can almost support thousands of ducks.

Xiao Jingli's head hurt from their quarrel, so he waved his hand to stop them: "Shut up."

The girls immediately fell silent, and the smart ones immediately realized that they were impatient, and dared not say anything more.

Xiao Jingli looked at one of them and asked, "You said you could recite poetry?"

"Yes, yes," the girl nodded happily, "Do you want to listen?"

"Um."

"There are two people in front of the bed, with all their clothes off, raising their heads to catch birds, and lowering their heads to eat bananas!" She recited the poem in a rhythmic tone, and then said excitedly to Xiao Jingli, "My lord, how are you doing?"

Xiao Jingli: "..."

"Oh? Don't you like it? This is written by Mr. Tang. I heard that he was summoned by the emperor a few days ago because of his good poems!"

"Forget it..." Xiao Jingli shook his head in disappointment, "Don't you all know how to sing? Come and listen."

"Okay, okay." The girls immediately sang after hearing the words.

They sang really well, but Xiao Jingli was not satisfied. Although he didn't like it, he had heard some singers singing during festivals. The level of these girls was a bit far from the regular singers.

"Is there no one who sings better?" Xiao Jingli asked the old bustard directly.

Seeing that he was dissatisfied, the old bust also understood that the young master's request was not low. So he said: "Yes, I will change it for you right away, but at this price..."

Xiao Jingli frowned, realizing that the bustard didn't know his identity, so he only gave it to some low-level girls at first. If he is dissatisfied, he will find something better, but I'm afraid it won't be the top one.

So he simply took out a low-grade spirit stone, and said coldly: "I want the best singer, if you dare to pass it off as a good one, I will tear down your ship."

When the old bustard saw the spirit stone, his pupils shrank immediately. This is not a question of more money or less money, the status of those who can take out Lingshi is not low, and most of them are not something that their Xiangyulou boat can provoke.

So she immediately drove away the girls just now, and then said with a smile: "Master, it's really a coincidence that the girl who sings the best here has just been ordered away by other guests. If you are willing to wait, Rather..."

"Is she singing now?" Xiao Jingli asked.

"Yes." Before the bustard understood what he meant, Xiao Jingli stood up.

"Take me there. I'll listen to her singing first. If you're not satisfied, I'll just change the ship."

"This...well, I'll take you there."

The old bustard brought Xiao Jingli to a side room: "My lord, you can't go any further."

"It's okay." Xiao Jingli nodded, anyway, he could already hear the singing inside.

The singing this time is much better than the previous ones, and it sounds professional. If it wasn't for the identity problem, she could have become a singer.