Be a Mentor In Love Variety Shows
Chapter 25: On the twenty-fifth day of love, the actor came. [Two in one...
Mu Baozhu kept her face on the ground, time seemed to stand still, and she didn't make any movements for a long time.
The air seemed to be stagnant, so quiet that it was suffocating.
Several seconds passed before Mu Baozhu raised his head and let out a sky-shattering scream.
This sharp cry soared into the sky, causing the stunned people to react one after another.
Pei Xi was the first to rush this way, and the others followed closely behind.
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't know what happened, they only heard Mu Baozhu's screams, and they were all gossiping about what happened.
Lu Yan looked down at Mu Baozhu, whose face was full of yellow steamed buns. He was not proud, but he didn't have any pity either.
What does it mean to harm others and eventually harm oneself? Mu Baozhu is the most ready-made and the best example. She is like this, she can be regarded as rushing to eat shit.
Lu Yan looked at Mu Baozhu, who was so disgusted by the **** on the ground that his face turned pale, and asked expressionlessly, "Is it delicious?"
If Mu Baozhu hadn't deliberately robbed her of her luck, she wouldn't have suffered by herself now. Everything is nothing but her own fault.
When Mu Baozhu heard the words "Is it delicious", her eyes were red with hatred, but she didn't dare to say a word, for fear that she would taste a certain taste when she opened her mouth, so she could only tightly shut her mouth.
When she was lifted up by Pei Xi, her whole body was a little tottering, like a delicate flower that had just been crazily destroyed by a storm.
The director immediately asked the staff to bring over a wet towel, and he stammered, "I'll wipe it off with a towel later."
Pei Xi lost his temper viciously, "Get lost!"
There are some things, one can be the other, Pei Xi's eyes were gloomy, "Find that dog, I must see it tonight!" Pei Xi was already dissatisfied enough to let the dog run away last time, but Mu Baozhu was dissatisfied enough because of the dog. problem occurs. Even if he digs three feet into the ground this time, he must find that dog!
The director's face turned bitter, who knows where the dog that left the **** is now? Besides, that dog is also very innocent, most likely it is a wild dog, the kind without an owner, it would be good if it can grow up alive.
How did it know that it just happened to be bumped into by someone when it was pulling casually?
The only one to blame was Mu Baozhu's own bad luck.
But the director didn't dare to say "no" in front of Pei Xi, he hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll let the staff look for it right away."
After giving the order, Pei Xi glanced at everyone present with warning eyes.
"This matter, you just pretend it never happened. If you let me know who is spreading the word outside, then don't blame me for being rude!"
After saying such a harsh word, Pei Xi hurriedly carried Mu Baozhu to the bedroom where the guest was resting.
Yao Hanhan and Nuonuo whispered in the background, "This is really unlucky, and it's easy to choke on cold water."
Nuo Nuo sighed, "Who said it wasn't."
"But Pei Xi has true love for Mu Baozhu, so I don't dislike it."
Just now, Mu Baozhu's entire face was covered in yellow things. If it were them, they would definitely not be able to do it to Pei Xi's level.
After finishing speaking, there was a little envious expression on the faces of the two of them.
Because Mu Baozhu had some problems again, she and Pei Xi didn't participate in the love interaction session this day.
Zheng Shu and Su Fu returned to the main army, but they were in Cao Ying and their hearts were in Han, and each of them was secretly concerned about Mu Baozhu's situation.
Today the director thought of a love interactive game called "Reproduction of Idol Drama Scenes."
The director team selected several classic idol drama scenes in advance to give the guests in love an immersive experience.
He had already imagined that as long as a few male and female guests cooperated enough, then today was destined to be a day when pink bubbles would appear and the guests would hand out sweets to the audience until their hands softened.
The audience was obviously looking forward to it, and everyone was screaming for candy.
The director handed over the scripts to several guests one by one, even the mentors were not left behind. Of course, the guests don't need to act according to the script, the script is only used to frame a general direction, and they can express themselves freely as much as they like.
For the director, the sweeter their interactions, the better.
As a book traveler, Lu Yan has never watched an idol drama in this world. She lowered her head and read the script carefully with some curiosity. After reading it, she only had one thought in her mind, that is, Mary Sue really has something in common.
Regardless of the world she lived in or this world, the routines of idol dramas are similar, and the plots of idol dramas in her world are even more interesting than those in this world.
Both Yao Hanhan and Nuonuo looked eager to try. No matter how much Zheng Shu and Su Fu thought about Mu Baozhu, they couldn't resist her absence now.
No matter how reluctant they are, they can only play this love game with the other two female guests.
Because there was an extra male guest, Su Xiaoxiao, as a love mentor, volunteered to cooperate with the remaining male guests.
Soon, the immersive experience of today's love segment will begin.
The first one is a segment of a classic school idol drama.
Zheng Shu plays the scumbag, domineering and affectionate hero.
Yao Hanhan plays the heroine of the schoolmaster and cute soft girl.
After the director said the start, the two guests quickly started their performance.
Zheng Shu put his hands in his pockets, tilted his head, and fed Yao Hanhan.
Yao Hanhan was puzzled, "Huh?"
Zheng Shu leaned over slightly and blocked her domineeringly, "Let's go together after school?"
Yao Hanhan wore double ponytails, a plaid skirt and a pink shirt, looking youthful and beautiful. With her hands behind her back, she raised her head slightly to look at Zheng Shu, "Why?"
Zheng Shu smiled evilly, blocked her against the wall, bowed his head and blew a long breath on her face, and said with a careless face, "Why else? Of course, because you go home alone, I don't want to Don't worry about you."
"Card!"
This clip is not long, and the performance ends here. After the performance, Su Xiaoxiao smiled and asked the two how they felt about the first immersive experience.
Yao Hanhan jokingly said, "It feels very interesting, as if I am really the heroine in a school drama. In high school, I was busy studying and had no time to fall in love. Now it can be regarded as making up for the regrets of high school."
As for Zheng Shu, he was a little impatient, "That's it, it doesn't feel interesting."
The female guest found the immersive experience interesting, but the male guest found it boring. It can be said that the male guest simply put the three words "not cooperating" on his face. If he hadn't signed the contract before participating in the love variety show, he probably wouldn't be bothered to cooperate with Yao Hanhan's performance. This sweet piece.
The director smoothed things over and said, "So, do the other two mentors have anything to say?"
Shi Lun smiled and said, "Seeing this clip, I was filled with emotions for a moment. Pure campus love, no need to consider other factors at that time, just like it. Everyone is very simple. It's really nostalgic. After finishing speaking, Shi Lun concluded, "You two were very sweet just now."
After Shi Lun finished speaking, it was Su Xiaoxiao's turn.
Su Xiaoxiao said with a smile, "Sweet! I feel a little CP! If you two become CP, shouldn't you be called Zhen (Zheng) Shake (Han) CP?"
Shi Lun and Su Xiaoxiao have been together for a long time. Hearing what she said, Shi Lun cooperated and said, "Mr. Su is really good at thinking. It shocked the CP, which is very good."
Su Xiaoxiao and Shi Lun flattered each other.
Finally, it was Lu Yan's turn to comment.
Holding the thermos in her hand, she didn't comment too much, but said honestly, "If I were a viewer, I would definitely change the channel as soon as I saw Zheng Shu appear."
Hearing these comments, Zheng Shu's face was not very good-looking, and he had a half-smile, "Oh? May I ask Teacher Lu for advice?"
Lu Yan expressed his impressions blankly, "Admonishment is not counted. Your character should be an overbearing and affectionate school girl, right? But what I saw was not affectionate and overbearing, but a vulgar and frivolous little girl. A gangster. It’s the kind of gangster who collects protection money from undergrads after school.”
Zheng Shu:? ? ?
Everyone: ...
Lu Yan took a sip of hot water and continued to comment, "I haven't watched the original drama, so I don't know how the original male protagonist performed this role. But the action of you blowing air on the girl's face is really low and greasy. , there is a bit of ws in the oil. If this action is performed in reality, it is estimated that it will be beaten on the spot."
Everyone: ...
Lu Yan thought of something, and added another sentence, "By the way, you are not suitable for evil smiles, it seems that your face is stiff and unnatural."
Zheng Shu was so angry that he didn't know what to say.
If the full score is 100 points, then he gave himself 99 points for the performance just now. In the end, what he thought was perfect was worthless in Lu Yan's eyes?
He seriously suspected that Lu Yan was targeting him!
But he obviously thought too much, Lu Yan didn't target anyone, she just expressed her real impression after seeing it.
sweet?
Nothing.
They obviously don't have any sense of cp.
"Are you so angry because you acted in your true colors just now?"
Of course Zheng Shu denied it immediately.
What a joke.
He is obviously a rich second generation with good money, how could he have a relationship with a gangster?
Unlike the embarrassing scene, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room is very cheerful.
[Hahahaha Teacher Lu's comments are always so sharp! 】
[Mr. Lu is right, Zheng Shu's performance just now was really bad. There are a few movements that are too forceful, appearing fake and hideous! 】
[Ha ha ha ha other tutors can only brag, only tutor Lu's comments are the most authentic! 】
[The two of them have no cp feeling at all, they are not sweet at all! Seeing Zheng Shu's performance, I just want to laugh. 】
Lu Yan glanced at the script and said, "The next couple."
[Next pair, next pair! 】
[This pair is carried away! 】
Zheng Shu glanced at Lu Yan with a sneer, and exited neatly.
The second pair to play is Nuonuo and Su Fu.
The two of them took the script of Mr. Ba and Xiaojiao's wife, and experienced the most common episodes in Mr. Ba's drama.
When she was about to perform, Nuo Nuo took a deep breath, obviously a little nervous.
Yao Hanhan patted her on the shoulder and made a cheering gesture to her.
Nuonuo is a little timid, Teacher Lu is too daring to say it, she is afraid that she will become the second Zheng Shu, and be criticized by Teacher Lu for being worthless.
Yao Hanhan might have guessed what Nuo Nuo was thinking, she lowered her head and whispered in Nuo Nuo's ear, "Don't worry, you just have to have fun, you'll be fine."
Zheng Shu's criticism of being worthless by tutor Lu deserves it all.
During the immersive experience of the love scene just now, Yao Hanhan was completely unable to devote himself fully to Zheng Shu's face.
On the one hand, Zheng Shu did use too much force, and his face was as stiff as Lu Yan said. But the more terrifying thing than using too much force is that the person concerned knows nothing, thinks that he is handsome and deserves full marks, and is complacent about it.
On the other hand, Zheng Shu is actually not paying attention. It is easy to tell whether you are paying attention or not.
Maybe he wasn't the person he expected, so he didn't even bother to pay attention to the love interaction.
Speaking of which, Yao Hanhan has been dissatisfied with this group of people for a long time in his heart.
Zheng Shu and the others didn't treat her and Nuonuo as female guests at all. It was as if they only saw Mu Baozhu in their eyes.
After such a day, it is normal for her to have a little emotion in her heart.
So Yao Hanhan only felt very happy when he heard Teacher Lu comment on Zheng Shu just now.
After being comforted by Yao Hanhan, Nuonuo entered the stage.
What she experienced was the role of the little wife.
In Ba Zong's drama, the little wife is always the one that Ba Zong holds in his palm and loves unconditionally. No matter how pampered the boss is, he still feels that he is not pampered enough. So she is looking forward to this immersive experience.
When she came on stage, Su Fu had already changed into her attire. He was wearing a suit jacket, and his white shirt was loosened, exposing part of the skin on his chest. All his hair was combed back, revealing a smooth forehead.
In terms of appearance alone, Su Fu is still very good at fighting.
"action!"
Following the director's words, Su Fu immediately gave Bi Dong his petite and lovely Nuo Nuo.
Su Fu lowered his head and looked directly into Nuo Nuo's eyes. He raised the corners of his lips and showed a coquettish smile, "Damn it, woman, where did you go today?"
Nuo Nuo has always longed for a sweet love.
Participating in the love variety show this time, on the one hand, she is doing it for the sake of popularity, trying to let as many people know her as possible; on the other hand, she really wants to come here to fall in love.
So this time in the love game, she was very devoted, trying her best to really treat herself as the overlord's little wife.
Nuo Nuo blushed, "Today... I went shopping."
Su Fu raised one eyebrow, "Oh? What did you buy?"
Nuo Nuo pursed her lips shyly, "You... like it very much."
Su Fu raised Nunuuo's chin with his right hand, and approached her face, "I like it, woman, remember to wear it to me at night."
"Card!"
As soon as they finished their performance, Shi Lun and Su Xiaoxiao applauded in unison.
Shi Lun said with a smile, "Ba Zong and Xiaojiao Wife, the classic match in idol dramas, the interaction between the two just now is still very sweet."
Su Xiaoxiao joked, "Are girls shy? You don't dare to look directly at our male guests. But as an audience, I still managed to get your sweets!"
Shi Lun, "Good guy, I'm direct good guy, I've also hit the candy!"
After Shi Lun and Su Xiaoxiao finished their comments, it was Lu Nan's turn again.
Both Su Fu and Nuonuo were a little nervous.
Lu Yan took a sip of water, looked at Su Xiaoxiao beside her, and said without expression, "It seems that Teacher Su is very good at eating candy in glass slag."
Su Xiaoxiao glared at Lu Yan bitterly, "What does Teacher Lu mean?"
"It means... I don't think they are sweet, I only see knives all over the screen, and I don't see any sugar."
Everyone:? ? ?
After finishing speaking, Lu Yan seriously commented, "The female guest is too nervous, but there is no major problem. It can be seen that she is very dedicated, and she really put herself into the role and scene. As for the male guest, if you don't have the capital, In fact, you don’t need to show off your figure.” Just now, the large expanse of fair skin on Su Fu’s chest didn’t look like a domineering boss at all, but instead looked like a little boy raised by a rich woman, and Lu Nan made a play in minutes.
Su Fu is a very popular cream school girl nowadays, and she is more than a little bit worse than the domineering president.
[Hahaha, Instructor Lu just said that Su Fu's figure is not good. 】
[Laughing to death, but Su Fu's figure is really bad, does he not exercise? 】
Lu Yan's comments continued, "The male guest didn't have any intentions at all, the expression in his eyes was indifferent, he didn't show any love for Nuo Nuo, his expression was too exaggerated, it was so exaggerated that it made people play, not at all Sincerity, that’s why I felt that the immersive experience just now was a knife.”
[The problem with the male guest's eyes, I also noticed it just now! 】
[Male guests don't like female guests at all! 】
[If the two of them form a CP, wouldn't they be cowardly (waxy) husband (fu) CP? No, no sense of cp at all. 】
[This pair really doesn't work. 】
[Male guest can't be more careful? What about candy? As a result, there was no sugar at all! 】
"Also, do you think President Ba will only curl the corners of his lips and smile evilly? But I could only see you smiling sinisterly just now." If Xiemei doesn't do well, she will appear very sinister . Su Fu couldn't answer this question, and Lu Yan didn't expect him to answer. She finished her comment and said, "Okay, next couple!"
After saying this, Lu Yan waited for a long time but did not wait for Su Xiaoxiao to leave.
She looked at Su Xiaoxiao who was on the side.
Su Xiaoxiao smiled reluctantly, "It suddenly occurred to me that I'm a mentor, and I'm not here to fall in love. I'm here to see other people fall in love. Therefore, it's not suitable for me to partner with Xin Nancheng."
Of course, this sentence is not what Su Xiaoxiao really thinks. If she could have an underground romance with a male guest, she would naturally not refuse. But she was afraid that she would become the third Zheng Shu.
She is also a third-tier star after all, she has already acted in several online dramas, how can she be commented by Lu Yan? When the time comes, if Lu Yan really tells her that she is worthless, how can she take the role?
But in front of the live broadcast camera, she still remembers her character design, and dare not directly fight with Lu Yan.
Aggrieved, really aggrieved!
She has paid too much for the love between Pei Xi and Mu Baozhu, she must complain in front of Pei Xi and get more resources from him.
Because Su Xiaoxiao withdrew temporarily, Xin Nancheng did not participate in the love interaction game this time.
But the two love clips just now are enough for the audience to savor.
[Mr. Lu yyds! 】
[Through the analysis of Teacher Lu, the attributes of the four male guests probably have. Pei Xi Youwang, Xin Nancheng Haiwang, Zheng Shu's frivolous bastard, and the last Su Fu, the sense of existence is really low, and they have nothing but a face. 】
[Hahahaha, the summary of the sisters upstairs is really amazing. 】
【Quotations from Instructor Lu.jpg】
Lu Yan had no idea that her precise and sharp comments had been made into various emoticons.
After finishing the day's recording, she lay comfortably on the bed, ready to rest.
Before, I had to fall asleep every night, but Lu Yan rarely gave himself a vacation tonight, and slept until dawn.
When Lu Yan went downstairs the next day, Mu Baozhu was already in the living room.
The living room was full of laughter, and the three male guests circled around Mu Baozhu attentively, one brought her tea, and the other handed her breakfast.
She is like a little princess, being hugged and coaxed by the three knights.
Seeing Mu Baozhu's back, Lu Yan also had to admire the heroine's strong heart.
She just ate **** on the spot yesterday. If it were someone else, she probably wouldn't dare to see anyone in a few days, but she didn't expect that today she seemed to be fine.
Lu Yan didn't plan to greet the hostess, so she walked directly to the mentor's room.
But Mu Baozhu stopped her first.
Mu Baozhu's voice was very sweet, "Mr. Lu, good morning."
Lu Yan turned around in surprise. Mu Baozhu was still dressed the day before, wearing a mask and bangs, only showing a pair of innocent and pure eyes.
But Lu Nan knew that Mu Baozhu was not innocent at all.
She nodded, "Morning."
After saying hello, Lu Yan went to the tutor room.
If Mu Baozhu doesn't behave well and still wants to provoke her, then she can only continue to teach Mu Baozhu to be a man.
Lu Yan originally thought that Mu Baozhu adjusted her mood so quickly in order to take away her luck again, but unexpectedly, this morning, the director announced an unexpected news——
All the guests and mentors of "Heartbeat Index" can go to "20xx Scarf Night" tonight.
Su Xiaoxiao was surprised, "Can everyone go?"
The director nodded and said, "Yes, everyone can go."
You know, the scarf night has always been an occasion for male and female stars to compete for beauty. In order to stand out on this occasion, both male and female stars will borrow haute couture from big brands in advance. High definition is a symbol of star status.
Some big-name haute couture will only be lent to popular top-tier brands. As for small stars, they can only wear unknown brands.
After knowing the news, everyone was very excited except Lu Yan.
Lu Yan originally planned to quit the circle after recording this love variety show, so she is not interested in this kind of social occasion at all.
Mu Baozhu probably knew the news in advance, so she appeared in the living room early in the morning.
She has always liked to show off, so naturally she would not easily miss such a big occasion.
Shi Lun was very curious, "Why did the organizer invite us?"
The director was so excited that his face was flushed, "Of course it's because "Heartbeat Index" is very popular now! "Scarf Night" has always been like this, whoever is popular can go! Being invited is inseparable from everyone's hard work! I hope everyone will continue to work hard to make our love variety show even better!"
Throughout the whole day, the guests and instructors were busy borrowing dresses, putting on makeup, and racing against time. They were too busy.
Lu Yan was the most idle person in the audience.
She drank tea, ate melon seeds, basked in the sun, leisurely and at ease.
Soon the whole day passed.
Su Xiaoxiao changed into a long champagne-colored dress with heavy makeup on her face.
She looked at Lu Yan contemptuously, "Mr. Lu, are you going just like this?"
Lu Yan didn't put any makeup on his face, and he was wearing his usual attire, which looked out of place with other people.
Su Xiaoxiao said sarcastically, "Mr. Lu, why don't you put on some makeup?"
Lu Yan's tone was flat, "Why don't you say someone is wearing a mask?"
Su Xiaoxiao choked, "He has acne!"
Lu Yan was too lazy to break up with her, "I'm lazy."
To be able to speak so confidently of being too lazy to put on makeup and change dresses, Su Xiaoxiao has only met one Lu Yan in all these years in the circle.
On the way to the venue where the Bib Night was hosted, Lu Yan drank a lot of water, probably because she had knocked too many melon seeds just now, her throat was a little uncomfortable, and she coughed a few times on the way.
Xin Nancheng noticed it immediately and gave her a lot of mints.
Lu Yan took it, but didn't eat it.
Soon, the car stopped in front of the red carpet, and everyone else in the car couldn't help but get nervous.
Nuo Nuo was so nervous that her palms were sweating. Yao Hanhan is only slightly better than her. Although she is a female president, she has not started her own business for a long time. She has never participated in a star-studded occasion, let alone walked the red carpet.
The director got out of the car first, and after getting out of the car, he motioned to everyone, "Get down quickly."
Everyone filed out.
As soon as Lu Yan got out of the car, he saw groups of reporters. Seeing them getting out of the car, the reporter aimed their long guns and short cannons at them. For a moment, the flashing lights on the field kept flashing, and the rattling sound kept ringing.
The director waved his hand, "Follow me!"
After speaking, he took the lead and walked in the front.
Lu Yan was left alone at the end.
The host smiled and introduced, "The guests and mentors of "Heartbeat Index" are coming to us now. As a new love variety show this year, it has appeared in front of us with a strong posture. Presumably Many people have heard of Pei Xi and Mu Baozhu's CP pair, right? To be honest, I'm their CP fan!"
After hearing these words, Lu Yan suddenly realized.
The guests and mentors of "Heartbeat Index" were invited to "Night of the Scarf" because Pei Xi is no longer satisfied with only participating in love variety shows.
He wanted himself and Mu Baozhu to appear on a bigger occasion, so that more people would know that they were a good match, so they would appear here tonight. Perhaps, Pei Xi was trying to make Mu Baozhu happy in his own way.
Everyone else is just a foil.
The protagonists are still Pei Xi and Mu Baozhu.
Otherwise, why did the host only mention their names?
But Lu Yan didn't care about these. When a group of people walked forward, the reporters who had been filming around them suddenly left in a hurry.
As they ran outside quickly, they shouted loudly, "The actor is here! The actor is here!"
The reporters are all in a competitive relationship, and each one wants to grab the headlines, so one runs faster than the other.
In the end, there were only a few scattered reporters left on the field.
After Lu Yan heard the title "King of Film", a little surprised expression appeared on his face.
Best actor, which actor? Is it the actor she thought of?
But maybe she was thinking too much.
After all, there are still quite a lot of movie stars in the entertainment industry, and there are many veteran movie stars and three-gold movie stars among them.
It may not be her friend Jing Yi who came.
Because he was thinking about something in his heart, Lu Yan was a little dazed.
It was at this time that Mu Baozhu reached out to her.
Lu Yan walked at the back, and Mu Baozhu kept watching her secretly from the front.
When she was in the car just now, she hadn't found a chance. She never thought that the chance would come to her now!
Take advantage of her illness and kill her!
Before Lu Yan could react, Mu Baozhu had a clear goal, turned around and stretched out his sinful hand towards Lu Yan.
Lu Yan walked slowly, and she vaguely caught a glimpse of a shadow out of the corner of her eye. But before she could react, there were bursts of exclamations suddenly sounded on the field.
Lu Yan looked forward subconsciously.
When she looked up, she realized that Mu Baozhu's dress belt, who was one step away from her, had suddenly broken...
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