Be The Main God From Naruto
Eighty-three
The scene was once very embarrassing.
Kakashi and Gaara are not hypocritical people. Now that the mission has been exposed, they will no longer conceal it.
They both agreed to form a temporary team.
The unsuspecting Naruto saw someone share the task, and it was too late to be happy, so why would he doubt anything?
He didn't even look at the task name, and just clicked to confirm.
Women's Art Exhibition...
After seeing these mission requirements, Naruto turned blue.
Although he created the seduction technique and the harem technique, in his mind, these two are offensive ninjutsu, specially used to defeat opponents, not some kind of illusion to seduce others!
Especially to make other men fall under his charm...
For some reason, the scene of losing his first kiss when he was divided into classes appeared in Naruto's mind, and he felt a chill in his heart.
"Ugh! It's over!"
Naruto rushed into the elevator, Gaara and Kakashi looked at each other and followed silently.
When the two caught up with Naruto, he had obviously told Orochimaru what happened just now.
"Hehehe..."
Mr. Leng let out an uncomfortable laugh, staring at Naruto with his shattered golden snake eyes, he waved his hand: "Come on, let me tell you a story."
Orochimaru has just completed a new research on the subject of brain waves, and he is in an extremely happy mood at the moment, otherwise, with his personality, even if he has a good relationship with Naruto, he would not waste time like this.
He half-lyed on the sofa with no image, and whispered the story.
Not only Naruto, but Kakashi and Gaara also listened to the story with bated breath.
[A daimyo said to a wandering ninja, I will give you two choices. 】
[The first one is to give you 500,000 taels per day for 30 consecutive days. 】
[The second one is 30 consecutive days, you will be given 0.01 taels on the first day, and 0.02 taels on the second day...]
[Before he finished speaking, the wandering warrior interrupted him and replied: I will choose the second one! 】
【30 days later...】
[The young man got 4.65 taels]
Hearing this, Naruto laughed loudly: "This ninja is so stupid! If it were me, I would definitely choose the first one!"
Orochimaru covered his face with an expression of not being able to bear to look directly.
Fortunately, there are two good listeners beside me.
Gaara seemed to realize something, and asked: "This story tells us, don't interrupt others casually?"
Kakashi nodded, agreeing.
He felt that the wandering ninja in the story might think that the silver taels he got doubled every day, but in fact it only increased by 0.01 every day.
Orochimaru shook his head and sighed.
He felt that he and the ninjas had less and less common topics.
However, as a scientist, he still has a beginning and an end in what he says and does.
Just calming down a bit, Orochimaru's eyes fell on Gaara and Kakashi, and he gave the answer in a subtle tone: "This story shows that... the brain is a good thing."
"Even if the young man's second choice is to double the amount of silver he gets in two days for a full 30 days, he will only get 107,374,18.23 taels in the end, and if he chooses the first option, he can finally get 15 million taels."
Brain is a good thing?
Naruto yelled: "What! I can't understand it at all!"
Originally, I came here to ask for comfort, but I didn't expect to hear an inexplicable story told by Orochimaru.
"Well, it doesn't matter if you don't understand. If you encounter similar problems in the future, remember to ask me first, and don't make impulsive decisions."
Orochimaru is still very concerned about Naruto, an excellent experimental subject... Cough, as an excellent assistant, if the other party dies tragically in a certain task due to intermittent mental retardation, it will not be worth the loss.
"Now, let me briefly describe those tasks.
"
"Start with transgender admirers and lovers."
Orochimaru looked at the three people opposite with a half-smile, and he thought it was a good research topic.
After reading the stories of so many endless planes redeemed by Jiraiya wasting reward points, Orochimaru vaguely found some commonalities:
Ugly characters, no matter how powerful and original intentions they have, must have a tragic ending.
The villain who wants to destroy the world will definitely not be able to achieve his goal in the end.
It seems that the strongest power in the universe is not the magic chakra, the divine power, or the magic power, but a power called "love".
Orochimaru felt that it was time for drowsiness and someone sent a pillow.
The shared task of Naruto, Gaara and Kakashi is just a good starting point.
"You guys, what kind of women do you like?" Orochimaru asked meaningfully.
Personality, appearance, specialty, hobbies...
These are the questions to ask next.
If you want to complete a task, you can't directly confront it directly or act with inspiration. You must have a perfect plan.
...
When Kakashi was running astray in his life, his old classmate and comrade-in-arms Uchiha Obito was doing something extremely dangerous.
After flipping through the forbidden scroll in his hand, Obito took a deep breath: "This is the technique of reincarnation? The modified version of Orochimaru seems to be more effective than the original version, and it can retain most of the revived person's body." strength……"
As one of the controllers behind the current Akatsuki organization, Obito naturally received a gift from Orochimaru for peace.
There is a huge difference between the mudra reincarnation·snake revised version and the original version. Obito closed his eyes, recalled for a moment, and then began to slowly and seriously form the mudra.
Zi-chou-ren-kui-yin.
Afterwards, he suddenly pressed his hand into the floating soil in front of his eyes.
The pitch-black network of inscriptions was imprinted on the ground in an instant, and a gray mist filled the air.
The fog cleared.
A man with a stern temperament appeared.
He was wearing a tight black combat uniform lined with a black gown and a red iron armor.
On his back, there is a flame fan passed down from generation to generation by the Uchiha clan.
Although the shape is a bit weird, this flame fan has an extraordinary origin!
It is made of the branches of the sacred tree, which is extremely hard, and even has the special ability to rebound attacks.
With this "magic weapon", you can bounce the opponent's ninjutsu back to the opponent. It can be said that I have a fan in my hand, and I have it in the world.
"Uchiha Madara."
Obito's eyes fell on the flame fan, and the crimson pupils under the orange swirl mask shrank slightly.
The advantages and disadvantages of the Dirty Earth Reincarnation Snake revision are equally obvious, and they are all written on the scroll of the forbidden book.
The revived can retain most of their combat power, but they also have no sense of taste or smell, loss of creativity, inability to sleep, inability to experience all positive emotions, and can only accumulate negative feelings, equivalent to a corpse that can move freely.
It was okay at first, but as time goes by, the character of the resurrected will become more and more irritable and weird.
There is no way to solve this shortcoming...
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