Be The Main God From Naruto

After Uzumaki Naruto expressed his wish, Orochimaru's expression became weird.

He couldn't help confirming again: "Make a love potion to make Haruno Sakura fall in love with you?"

Naruto looked a little embarrassed, but nodded fiercely.

Now he has already been recognized by the vast majority of Konoha residents, and the idea of ​​becoming Hokage has gradually faded a lot.

But the obsession with the other side is even deeper.

Haruno Sakura...

Asking for nothing is the most frustrating.

Before the terrifying future becomes a reality, Naruto wants to realize the only ideal he has now.

Orochimaru's scarlet tongue licked the corners of his lips, and he smiled horribly: "The little girl from Hyuga's family is actually quite a nice person."

Since I have also read the prophecy, it means that the storyline of "Naruto" is no longer a secret among Sannin.

Objectively speaking, among the many female characters in the prophecy, Orochimaru admires Hinata Hinata the most.

That purity, that stubbornness, that tenacity...

Just like the beautiful and delicate blood-stained rose under the setting sun.

As for the main character Haruno Sakura...

Although the prophecy book is based on her as the main perspective, and there are many beautifications, but Orochimaru has always been indifferent to this kind of person who pursues love.

Hot and strong feelings are often not long-lasting.

In many timeless and classic love stories, the ending of dying for love is a kind of artistic beautification.

In the reality of love, the end of the story is not martyrdom.

Lovers who are trapped outside of fairy tales often exhaust all their passion and curiosity in ordinary life, and the little sweetness at the beginning has become a truckload of problems.

Orochimaru, a scientist who does not believe in love, believes that love is just a false proposition, which is the effect of pheromones.

So in his mind, Hinata Hinata\u003eSakura Haruno.

But Naruto didn't agree with Orochimaru's point of view.

He felt that the manga "Naruto" was not a damn prophecy at all, but a complete hoax.

Naruto couldn't help but spit out the old cliché: "Hinata is totally different from what is written in the prophecy book, she is so scary!"

Thinking of Hinata's meaningful eyes when he looked at himself and Sasuke, Naruto felt chills all over his body.

At first, he thought it was his own illusion, so he bought a set of Hinata's work "The Land of Wind and Fire" and watched it at home.

The stories that Sakura and Ino Yamanaka had to tell; Tsunade and Shizune's H-book; Mizukage Terumi and Shiro; the girly Sasuke and Naruto...

After reading three volumes, Naruto felt stupid and limited his imagination.

He had never seen such a deviant yet magnificent and artistic work.

However, when I think of the plot after I and Sasuke become mothers in the plot, I can't help feeling afraid of Hinata, a weak little girl.

In addition, Naruto rarely went to Hokage's office to ask Tsunade about things.

He vaguely remembered that when Hinata's manga was published, it seemed that he had received Tsunade's approval and permission.

"Since you've made up your mind, I won't persuade you anymore. But, have you told Sasuke about this?" Orochimaru teased.

"certainly!"

Naruto nodded, and said indignantly: "Sasuke's only ideal now is to revive the Uchiha family, and he has no feelings for Sakura...Damn it! This damned crane tail actually doesn't like Sakura!"

A simple-minded fool who, for the most part, is carefree.

He never thought that if Sasuke really fell in love with Sakura and fell in love with each other, he would have to sing "I Don't Have That Kind of Life" bitterly.

Orochimaru nodded slightly: "Yes. But you have to promise me that you will study the basics of physics, chemistry, biology, and genetics seriously."

Hearing this, Naruto felt a headache.

But he still had the courage to bite the bullet, gritted his teeth, and agreed: "Okay! If you do what you say, it's my Uzumaki Naruto's Ninja Way! Uncle Snake, please help me make a job that will make Sakura fall in love with me immediately." Get the medicine!"

Orochimaru curled his lips, the halo of Xueba was fully opened, and he said contemptuously: "I am a scientist, not a wizard. I don't have such a thing as love potion."

"Ah! You lied to me again!"

Naruto blew up.

Orochimaru took out an oval gray ball expressionlessly: "This is the [Subconscious Distortion Instrument] I researched based on the principle of the virtual reality game helmet."

While entering various data into the gray ball, he explained: "I synthesized the brainwaves of mandarin ducks, voles, swans, male anglerfish, and albatrosses, and let their subconscious characteristics of being loyal to love fuse with your various information. "

After saying this, Orochimaru threw the subconscious distortion device to Naruto, and explained: "As long as you crush this thing in front of Haruno Sakura, she will fall in love with you without hesitation."

"Oh oh oh! It's great! Uncle Snake Saigao!"

Naruto Uzumaki took the small oval gray ball and ran out like flying.

Orochimaru lowered his head, writing at his desk.

After writing the research report for a while, he muttered to himself: "As long as things like the Subconscious Distortion Device are not used on a guy with a dual personality like Chonggo, there won't be any problems."

Poor Orochimaru, although I have seen Haruno Sakura's version of "Naruto", but the main perspective is very subtle, and it beautifies Sakura a lot. Of course, I didn't mention the fact that Sakura has a dual personality...

...

"Hi! Sakura!"

Naruto patted the girl he admired from behind, and crushed the gray oval ball.

An invisible wave emerged, penetrating into the depths of Haruno Sakura's consciousness.

This kind of fluctuation, encountering Sakura's dual personality, immediately produced an unpredictable metaphysical reaction.

They are constantly self-replicating, deriving, and spreading...

"Naruto! I love you! You marry me!"

It was not Sakura who said this, but a passer-by aunt.

When the aunt's husband heard this, he became very angry and kicked her away.

He grabbed Naruto's hand and said frantically, "Go away, Naruto is mine!"

This sentence was like an invisible button. In the blink of an eye, people in the streets and alleys turned their eager eyes to Naruto.

"Naruto, don't run away, come to my house for a meal..."

"Go away! Naruto is mine!"

"You eight wives, don't rob me!"

Sakura, who was the real target, didn't respond at the moment.

She grabs Naruto's wrist and leads him quickly away from the scene.

It's a pity that this "Uzumaki Naruto Infectious Disease" spreads faster than their movements.

No matter where he goes, there will be a group of crazy people rushing towards Naruto.

Whether these people know him or not...

"You idiot, what did you do just now!"

Naruto, who was in a stupor, finally woke up from his trance after being scolded by Sakura.

He pulled Sakura and ran all the way towards the Science and Technology Research Building.