Beast master on campus
Chapter 98 Failed to strike up a conversation
Chen Linglai refused to leave even though he was in the car. He treated me like a gangster and didn't explain the matter clearly. He just wanted me to get out of the car without even opening a door?
Who said there was no door? As soon as Chen Ling turned his head, the brother had already opened the door for him, and he almost knelt aside. "This strong man, hero, hero, hero, please get out of the car! We drive a taxi
We are all running a small business, so we really can’t afford to be hurt.”
"Do you still have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old baby?" The brother nodded as if pounding garlic, and a strong aroma of garlic filled the air. Chen Ling said matter-of-factly: "That's why I can't leave. I
I don’t have any money with me, but it doesn’t mean that I can’t pay. You have to believe me. When my friend comes, I will definitely give you the money. Oh, and there is a tip.”
My brother was anxious, "I don't want your money, I beg you, please leave quickly!"
Chen Ling sneered: "Give me a reason to let me go."
"This is my car!"
"But this is what you rent out, and everyone can use it."
"I don't want to rent now!"
"Then it's best not to let me see you driving a taxi again." Chen Ling threatened viciously.
"This..." The brother mentally calculated the probability of encountering him again in the future, and finally compromised, saying: "Actually, I don't charge you money because I want to do one good deed every day."
"Then why do you want to rape me? Oh, no, why do you want to be kind to me?"
"Because of you -" Brother Zi was a little at a loss for words. He kept saying "you" for a long time but couldn't find the reason. Chen Ling helped him and added: "Is it because I am a gangster?"
The brother nodded with relief. Seeing Chen Ling's appearance of wanting to eat someone, he hurriedly shook his head. "Let me tell you, I'm actually not a gangster." Chen Ling said solemnly and mysteriously. It was like saying
:I'm just telling you, don't tell anyone else.
Brother opened his mouth in surprise, and Chen Ling slapped him. "What expression? I said I'm not a gangster. Is it necessary to be so surprised?"
Are you saying you're not a gangster? They're threatening, intimidating, and using violence. They're just blackmailing, robbing, raping, murdering, and dumping bodies. My brother was secretly alert in his heart, but on the surface he said aggrievedly: "You
With such a mysterious look, don't you just want me to give you a surprised reaction?"
"That's right. It turns out my expression was wrong." Chen Ling nodded. After thinking about it carefully, what this guy said made sense.
At this moment, the person arranged by Ye Xiaomi to pick up Chen Ling had arrived. Chen Ling took the money and personally counted out two big red coins and gave it to his brother.
"Take it, the rest is your tip."
"No, no, no, I can't have this money."
"You must hold it."
"I must not take it."
"I told you to take it, just take it."
"I--"
"What am I? If you don't want me, I'll ask someone to smash your car."
"Ah?" My brother was startled and blurted out: "You said you're not a gangster?"
Chen Ling was also shocked. There was a moment of embarrassment as his lie was exposed. He quickly shouted: "How dare you say that! Drive and get out of here."
My brother climbed up and sat in the driver's seat, stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and disappeared without a trace...
Chen Ling followed Xiao Huangmao arranged by Ye Xiaomi and shuttled through the bustling Chengxi Club Hall. The noisy sound was like a car engine "rumbling" and rumbling non-stop.
"What's your name? How old are you? Are you from the Silk Camp too?" Chen Ling asked with some regret when he saw that Xiao Huangmao didn't learn well and joined a gang at such a young age.
"Returning to Brother Ba in **, my name is Yan Yongsheng. I am twenty-one years old this year. I joined the Black Wolf Gang last year, which is now the **Silk Camp."
"Just call me Brother Ling. I refuse to acknowledge your **Siying camp's ban on my account. It's really disgusting, dirty, slutty and shameless. **Zhong** tyrants, are you going to send it to CCTV for advertising?
?" Chen Ling felt like vomiting.
"Okay, Brother Ling." Yan Yongsheng touched his head in embarrassment. Chen Ling said: "You are twenty-one years old. You don't learn well at a young age and follow other people's gangster ways. Have you ever thought about what your parents would think?
?”
"I've thought about it."
"Well, what then?"
"Then I decided to keep doing it."
Chen Ling almost fell down, "What do you imagine your parents think?"
"Brother Ling..." Yan Yongsheng said with a rather strange expression, "My parents are not imaginary. They are real."
"Okay, pretend I didn't ask." Chen Ling rolled his eyes and changed the topic, "So, have you gained anything after working this year?"
"Yes, I got promoted a few days ago." Yan Yongsheng said excitedly.
"Oh? What's your current position?" Chen Ling looked Yan Yongsheng up and down, but he didn't expect that this little guy has already reached the leadership level at such a young age. Not bad, a young cadre, even though he is a black man, is better than a sidekick.
Let's make soy sauce.
Yan Yongsheng said: "I am now the deputy director of **Siying Zuodi* Pill."
"Pfft -" Chen Ling almost burst out laughing. "You guys, what is the equivalent of the deputy director of the left testicular* pill?"
"It is equivalent to the deputy director of the three major halls under the Black Wolf Gang in the past. Our left testicle* is in charge of economics and finance, and our right testicle* is in charge of weapons reserve. We provide powerful resources to our Lollipop. Oh,
Lollipop is the main force output of our Silk Camp."
Chen Ling nodded, "I have already guessed this based on the biology knowledge I learned in junior high school."...
Chen Ling soon met Ye Xiaomi. The two asked for a private room, ate some food and drank some wine. Chen Ling became more and more depressed.
Recalling everything that happened in the Xiao family today, it shouldn't have ended like this. It was only because of being too impulsive! Chen Ling thought with some regret. The old man Xiao Dongsheng must have hated him as much as he hated him.
When Xiao Se and Yang Ruo compared themselves with Cao Chuanqi, they would immediately abandon themselves. Xiao Xiaoxuan didn't have much say. In this way, they would be fighting alone. They would lose all the time, place, people and people.
What should I use to fight Cao Chuanqiu?
Chen Ling was full of worries for a while and didn't know what to do. Ye Xiaomi looked at his words and couldn't help but ask: "Brother Ling, what's wrong with you? Why don't you tell me what's on your mind and see if any of the brothers can help?"
Chen Ling's thoughts changed and he said: "You can remove my account first and then talk about it."
"Of course it's no problem." Ye Xiaomi said with a "hehe" smile, "Brother Ling, do you want to call some girls? They are absolutely original, genuine, unopened, with anti-counterfeiting labels, and the authenticity can be verified by laser."
"It seems that you, the boss of Siying Camp, are living a good life. I appreciate your kindness. Who am I, Chen Ling?" Chen Ling shook his head and said with a smile, and then said with pride: "But, I
Who is Chen Ling? If you want a woman, it's not a matter of minutes. Don't say you don't believe it, just go to the bar downstairs and I'll prove it to you."
So, the two of them came to the bar downstairs. Chen Ling glanced around and saw a sexy beauty wearing bat sleeves and bright red lipstick sitting on the lift chair at the bar with her beautiful legs crossed.
Chen Ling gestured to Ye Xiaomi, "Look, it's her."
Chen Ling shook his head, his short hair not moving at all, and walked over confidently.
"Miss, can I buy you a drink?" Chen Ling knocked on the bar and asked in his low, full, deep and magnetic voice.
The beauty turned her head and was about to say something when Chen Ling yelled "Ah" and covered her mouth with both hands. Then she still felt it was not enough, so she covered her eyes and face again.
The beauty said angrily: "Am I ugly? Did I scare you like this?"
Chen Ling pretended to be frightened and said: "No, no. I just thought you came out of the poster on the wall of my house. It scared me to death."
The beauty smiled and said: "Are you praising me for looking like a model? Then maybe I am the model in your poster? What are you afraid of?"
Chen Ling said coyly: "I'm afraid you will recognize me. You know, sometimes I can't sleep at night, so I masturbate to that poster."
"You - stinky scoundrel." The beauty blushed with shame, poured a glass of wine on Chen Ling's face, and then walked away with her buttocks twisted.
kao! This can also fail? It is too unscientific to be scolded as a hooligan, isn't it? Chen Ling felt the cold wine sliding down his face, and was speechless for a while. Such a perfect plot was also poured cold water on? This woman
Either she has no brains or no sentiment, and she doesn’t even think about it. If she is not beautiful, who will regard her as the object of fantasy? If she is not very beautiful, who will regard her as the object of fantasy? Every wife will be bored one day, let alone a painting.
painting?
Chen Ling was secretly despised. Ye Xiaomi walked up with a "haha" smile and said, "What's wrong, you failed, Brother Ling? Didn't you brag that you were the reincarnation of the Buddha and the reincarnation of the Three Pure Ones? Why are you being poured cold water on?"
"Of course, have you ever seen Buddha and Taoist Sanqing marry wives and chase girls?" Chen Ling asked back: "Besides, failure is success. How could it be possible if you don't try more to give birth to a child?
Is there any movement? Why don't you try?"
For an academic like you, I don't believe that your "failure" can produce "success". Ye Xiaomi pursed his lips and said, "Okay, I'll do it." After saying that, he ran towards a girl.
A phone number came in half a minute. Tell Chen Ling: "She asked me to call this number at twelve o'clock in the evening and then pick her up."
Chen Ling asked in disbelief: "It can't be fake, right? I have also given fake phone calls to others."
"The beating is indeed real." Ye Xiaomi said.
"What did you say?" Chen Ling asked.
"I just said, are you interested in playing together? She touched my place and said yes." Ye Xiaomi said.
"Ahem -" Chen Ling pretended to cough a few times and said with some embarrassment: "Actually, I'm not familiar with the environment here. I didn't understand that the girls here are so unrestrained. It's normal to fail."
At this time, the beautiful woman wearing bat sleeves came back. She walked up to Chen Ling with a red face and asked awkwardly: "Sir, can I come to your house?"
What, what, what? Chen Ling and Ye Xiaomi both widened their eyes, looked at the girl in disbelief, and nodded. Then they looked at Ye Xiaomi proudly, which meant: Look, brother is not bad at all.
Wouldn't this be a success?
"Oh, okay, let's leave now." The beauty pulled Chen Ling and dragged her outside.
Chen Ling was anxious. He didn't have any house. He only had one bedroom and it was for four people. It was not convenient to do that. "Hey, beauty, are you a little too anxious to leave now? I'll treat you to another drink."
How about a cup?"
"No more drinking, let's go." the beauty said.
Chen Ling was surprised and said: "In such a hurry? You couldn't be drugged, right? It's not too late to do that. It's better to hit the ground than to choose a place. Let's hit the ground and treat your injuries and detoxify immediately!"
"You——" the beauty's face turned red again, "Where are you thinking!"
Chen Ling asked in confusion: "Then why are you in such a hurry to go to my house?"
"I want to buy your poster."
"what?"
"I really can't tolerate a stinky gangster who makes me sick every night doing such dirty, lewd and shameless things to a poster that might look like me." The beauty gritted her teeth.
"Haha, miss, you are so funny." Chen Ling showed a smile that was even uglier than crying. He kept asking himself: Am I so disgusting and ugly that it makes me want to vomit?
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