Beast Taming: What should I do if my pet likes to transform into human form?

Robots, especially household robots, have always been at the bottom of the ecological chain in the smart market, only slightly more expensive than mechanical cats and dogs. They can only understand simple commands and are relatively expensive decorations.

But once they are equipped with mechanical life, the status of robots is completely different. They will become good companions for home travel. As long as the software and hardware can keep up, they can do everything. Except for not being able to have children, they can almost solve 99% of the problems in ordinary people's lives.

The sun is shining, and the golden light shines on the dome of the stadium and falls on the head of the pink-haired robot, as if it has been coated with a layer of light.

"Hello."

Xu Fei walked over and watched the robot turn its face to him. A stream of data flashed in its pink eyes. This reaction was a mechanical life form.

"I am your master's classmate. Can I sit here?"

Xu Fei got straight to the point.

"Hello." Zhong Kui also replied politely, "You can sit here and wait for the master to finish the game. She will be back soon."

In fact, the game has not started yet. Although Fox Seven is the first game, she has not entered the field to prepare.

Xu Fei found a seat near the pink-haired robot and sat down. Although he knew that someone would definitely take a picture of this scene, he was too lazy to care about it now.

"Are you Xu Fei, the master's classmate?"

At this time, Zhong Kui took the initiative to talk, and data flowed in his eyes, constantly collecting images, analyzing and comparing.

Alice, the master's classmate, mentioned [Xu Fei], and the Internet said that [Xu Fei] was similar to [Xu Jinbai]. So based on the image of Xu Jinbai on the Internet, Zhong Kui quickly determined the identity of the person in front of him - Xu Fei.

"I am Xu Fei. May I ask who you are?"

The other party was so polite, Xu Fei couldn't be too rude, he could only swallow his anger and pretend to look at the empty stadium.

"I am Zhong Kui, a new member of the Kitsune family."

Zhong Kui was still very happy when he talked about this.

You know, not every mechanical body has such a good fortune as it, to be picked up on the spot by a rich and talented master, and the members of the Seven Fox Houses are few and the interpersonal relationships are simple. Not only does it not need to do dirty work, but it does not even need to install a companion program to act every day. How rare!

This is the kind of luck that will be envied and even infected by other intelligent bodies!

For a moment, Zhong Kui couldn't help but feel proud.

"..."

Xu Fei was silent for a moment. He stared at the beautiful face of the robot in front of him, frowning.

He endured and endured, but finally couldn't help it. The corners of his mouth were pulled into a line unhappily, and he asked:

"I saw your master yawning this morning. It seems that he didn't rest well?"

Primary intelligent bodies don't understand the hidden meaning.

Moreover, human reproduction behavior is equivalent to plant pollination in the eyes of mechanical life. It is done. They will not feel ashamed of it. If there is no confidentiality program installed, they will only tell the truth.

"Yes." Zhong Kui really told the truth, because there was nothing to hide. "I just got home. My master was very curious about me. We played all night. She didn't rest until 4:00 in the morning. She only slept for two hours."

Xu Fei: "..."

He seemed to have some hallucinations.

"Are you...fun?"

Xu Fei really couldn't imagine it. He turned his head and stared at the face of the pink-haired robot, looking at the body of the robot.

He had seen it before. This is a common and affordable robot for the public. Its simulated skin is made of edible grade silicone, and the internal material is the most common steel. It is not resistant to hitting or falling, and has poor heat resistance. It can touch water, but it can't be completely soaked in water...

A whole night? ? ?

A whole night!!!

The five big words fell heavily, like a mountain pressing down on the top, making people lose their reason.

Xu Fei closed his eyes and told himself: calm down.

That's right. Based on his understanding of Kitsune Shichi, she would never do such a ridiculous thing. Otherwise, she wouldn't force him to take off his clothes and turn into a fox. He took off his clothes but just stroked his fur...

He's not in a bad shape, and his face isn't extremely ugly. How could he be worse than a robot? ! !

"What did you play?"

So Xu Fei calmed down and asked again.

"Catch..." No, Zhong Kui's eyes sank, and he suddenly remembered the news on the Internet. This Xu Fei is a rich man, and he just owed 82,000 yuan...

"The master's information is secret. Even if you are her classmate, I can't give it to you [for free]."

Xu Fei stared at Zhong Kui for a few seconds, leaned back in his seat, and calmed down a little.After a few minutes, he raised his hand to touch his space earrings.

Upgrading mechanical life requires too much money, and ordinary humans cannot afford it, and the rich are not willing to pick up robots outside casually. So they are all greedy for money, and they will work for whoever pays more. This is normal.

"Here, tell me."

Xu Fei directly grabbed a handful of money. He has been going to the secret realm frequently recently, and many places have no network and cannot swipe cards, so he exchanged a large amount of cash and piled it in the space.

But he didn't expect it to come in handy in such a place.

"Catch dolls."

Zhong Kui smiled and took the money and replied.

Xu Fei didn't understand, "Huh?"

Catch... what? Catch dolls?

His brain didn't process it for a while.

And Zhong Kui quickly counted the money in his hand-as expected, the friends of the rich are also rich people, a full 130,000 yuan, just given away by the young master!

With this money, it can not only pay off its foreign debts, but also buy itself a few new bodies to continue to compete for favors!!!

When he looked up again, Zhong Kui was already smiling, and gave the fifth young master of the Xu family in front of him a VIP label of [Stupid and Rich, Come Fast].

"Yes, actually I am a claw machine. I worked in a casino before. Because the master loves to grab dolls, he bought me back specially."

Zhong Kui stood up and solemnly performed an ancient ceremony to Xu Fei. When he looked up, he found that...Xu Fei's eyes were wide open, and the whole person was stunned.

"Because I am proficient in various techniques to make humans addicted to grab dolls, I seduced the master to play with me all night."

Xu Fei: "..."

He really is...

He is really speechless! ! !

So Xu Fei threw out another stack of money, and with a cold face, he saw the pink robot's eyes light up and stretched out his hand... But Xu Fei immediately withdrew his hand and took the money away.

Zhong Kui:? ! ! !

Xu Fei shook the money and said, "Delete the obscene pornographic database you downloaded, and the money will be yours."

This time, it was Zhong Kui who was silent for two seconds.

No way, it wants to win favor by this...

Xu Fei: "Fifty times."

Zhong Kui: "Okay, young master! Deal!"