Beautiful Natural Disasters
Vol 2 Chapter 270: The mirror of the cottage
Do I want to pursue Xiuhui more vigorously? Let her fall in love with me, and then I will tell her that I am your ex-husband.
She will definitely collapse.
actually scared me to pee my pants, Ahso!
I want revenge too!
...But this routine seems familiar. Have I done this to her before?
Then she divorced me?
Will she see through if I do this again?
Now that she is not human, it’s really hard to say if I can do her...
Is it because she thinks I am old and ugly?
Let me look in a mirror first...
Is the mirror in this small supermarket a copycat? Why do you take me so ugly? I'm so handsome...
"Afa, daddy, am I handsome?"
"... Father, I want to shave my head too, but I can't find a suitable bald man."
"Find blacksmith Tony and let him smash one for you. Hey, no, Alpha, you are a woman, and a woman's shaved head is not good-looking. You can wear a wig and apply some powder and lipstick or something."
"That would waste a lot of space..."
"...Why don't you make your face bigger?"
"Father! You are so smart, when will I be as smart as you?"
"Then you have to live a hundred years longer, after all, I can only be like this when I am over a hundred years old."
"For more than a hundred years...I don't know if the oil is enough?"
"Afa, father has something to ask you."
"Death for the old man at any time!"
"That's not the case, it's like this, I plan to dig a hole below, and plan to bury it there when I die."
"It's the cemetery, right?"
"That's the case, but now there is an old friend of mine. She didn't let me dig and drove me away. Can you go down and dig for me?"
"Yes, daddy, I will go down now."
"Good boy, when it's done, I will reward you with a Philosopher's Stone, how about it?"
"Father, why should you be so good to me? Am I your own?"
"That's not true, but I treat all Taoyuan people... and robots the same! There is no difference between big and small eyes."
"Father, will you reward me with a man in the future?"
"This...Afa, do you have **** and sex?"
"It's not easy to make those two places stand out, just a few hammers."
"Daddy hasn't encountered a male robot yet. When I do, I will definitely **** it back to you as a man."
"Thank you, father, are you my father? Isn't Dad Wanli lying to me? He has no love for me and Ben... Only you have it."
"Wanli boy is so hateful? Next time I meet him, I will spank him! I will make him feel love."
"Daddy, you are so kind! Can you give me ten more shots? The kind of hard work."
"Good."
……
"Afa, where did I go?"
"You said you want me to go down to dig a cemetery for you."
"Oh, yes, after you go down, if you encounter something incomprehensible, you don't need to panic, wait patiently there, and when the wind is calm, the old man will pick you up."
"Father, are you going to send me to the battlefield? I'm still young..."
"It's not a battlefield, there is just something that the old man can't deal with."
"Daddy can't handle it... then can I?"
"You can, Afa, you are not a human, you are a robot, she can't do anything to you, don't worry."
"I am scared."
"You said you could die for me?"
"That's a slogan to comfort the elderly."
"Aso."
Alpha Dog seems unreliable...
I had to find another way, but fortunately, with my super power, controlling a few humans is not a problem.
Just the few village tyrants just now, look at their fat heads and big ears, they must be lack of exercise, and work is good for physical and mental health.
How can there be such a thing as ghosts and souls? Not in the previous life.
asked them to dig first, I went to Gu Yi to ask.
Send WeChat...
Oh, it’s not called this, it’s called Taoyuan > Kama Taj Messaging System.
Why don’t you reply to me? After retiring, am I not a big fetish?
"Your Excellency Peach God."
"Master Gu Yi, I have a question for you, is the soul the same as the ghost?"
"It's the same."
"Okay, thank you."
Let her teach me soul spells, I can't say it, I will copy it from her head faster and more correctly.
I opened the eyes of the soul and observed Xiuhui’s graveyard, but I didn’t see any abnormalities...
Gu Yi’s spell is a half-hearted soul spell...
is useless!
Or does Xiuhui have become a more terrifying existence?
Look at the soul of other things first...
Afa... No, it really doesn't work.
Look at the people in Taoyuan Town...
Huh? Actually there are all!
Am I wrong? Her soul spells are all stubborn?
"Afa, why don't you have a soul?"
"What is the soul?"
"Something that I can punch out of your body and make you bald."
"Father! What are you going to do to me? We are not suitable! You are too old! I like young handsome guys..."
"What? Do you dare to say I'm not handsome?!"
"Father...uuuu, you are handsome, but you are old and can't satisfy my appetite."
"So that's the case, then I blamed you."
"Father, shall I dig a hole for you?"
"Huh? Didn't you just say that you don't want to go?"
"I want to go now."
"Sure enough, none of the girls are normal. Okay, you go too. Afa, you have a special mission."
"What mission? Is it a mission like 007? Steal the tombstone back and replace it with your name?"
"..., no, it was for me to steal...take some things from another tomb, won't you?"
"Father, will it be unlucky to take things from dead people? What if I can't find a handsome guy in the future?"
Why can't a program dog open the process of this Alpha dog?
Who taught her to be like this?
Anne is 10,000 times cuter than her!
咦...No! Alpha's orientation is correct ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ is also normal, but Nancy's is not normal!
Afa is like a **** arriving in Fachuns, but Nancy does not! She is not in heat! So don't find a man...
Unfortunately, I can't open Alfa's process to see what kind of brain circuit she is. This may be useful to treat Nancy!
After sending Alfa down, go ahead and wait patiently.
Xiuhui can never get to this outer space. You must know that ghosts are afraid of the sun. The sun is always shining on it, so she dare not come, right?
"Father, I'm so tired! I want to go home."
"You only dug three times... Come on."
"Father, the mud has soiled my feet..."
"When you come back, I will help you wash the wheels."
"That's not good, men and women are different, you can't help me wash, I'm super shy..."
"Can you hurry up Afa, you are so slow, are you going to dig me into the coffin?"
"People have worked so hard... Father, you are squeezing child labor! They are underage, I'm less than one year old..."
"Can't let my old man go on?"
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