Beauty and the Bodyguard

"This..." Zhong Pinliang looked at the glass in Chen Yushu's hand, hesitating in his heart. Isn't this little bitch going to try the trick he used against An Jianwen last time?

Did he apply lubricant on the glass, and as soon as he took over it, it fell to the ground and broke?

If Chen Yushu had no follow-up additions, he wouldn't have thought much about it. When Chen Yushu said this, he hesitated a little and hesitated whether to pick it up.

"You don't want it?" Chen Yushu looked at Zhong Pinliang in surprise: "Mr. No. 82, do you want to give up this precious opportunity?"

"I..." Zhong Pinliang took advantage of the lights on the stage and carefully looked at the glass surface. He found that there was no oily abnormality, so he took it carefully and said, "Of course not, I'm just a little excited. It's the first time. Standing on the same stage as the goddess in my heart, and even kissing, I was very excited..."

"Oh, okay, in that case, we can start. Please stand up, Chu Mengyao, Mr. No. 82. Would you like to kiss on the face first, or directly on the mouth?" Chen Yushu asked.

"Oh? Can you come for a moment?" Zhong Pinliang asked in surprise after hearing this.

"Of course, you can kiss on the face first and then on the mouth." Chen Yushu nodded affirmatively.

"Okay, okay! Then I'll kiss her face first!" Zhong Pinliang excitedly picked up the glass piece and put it in front of his mouth, about to kiss Chu Mengyao's face. However, just as he was about to touch the glass piece, The moment he reached Chu Mengyao's face, he was suddenly stopped by Chen Yushu!

"Stop!" Chen Yushu suddenly shouted loudly.

"Oh?" Zhong Pinliang was stunned and almost fell off the stage. He was about to ask Chen Yushu what he wanted to do, but suddenly he realized that his mouth seemed to be blocked by something, and he could not speak: "Oh... wu wu..."

"Mr. No. 82, what's wrong with your mouth?" Chen Yushu exclaimed: "Look, everyone, Mr. No. 82's mouth is swollen like a sausage. What's going on? Is he a foreigner? A big monster from the stars, transformed into a student?"

"Ah?" All the guests were stunned at this moment. Sure enough, they could clearly see that Zhong Pinliang's two lips, swollen and like sausages, completely blocked his mouth, making him say no. Speak up.

"Mr. No. 82, do you have a hidden disease? Then this is not allowed. You cannot kiss our school beauty. What if you infect the school beauty? Does anyone think so?" Chen Yushu asked.

"Yeah, why did his mouth suddenly swell up? There must be something wrong!"

"Yes, I think this kid must have a hidden disease..."

"It's not a hidden disease, it's an acute infectious disease..."

"I think it's a sexually transmitted disease, infected by his gay friend..."

"Sexually transmitted diseases... Pfft, you are so evil..."

The guests in the audience talked about everything. Zhong Pinliang was also frightened. Why was his mouth swollen? what is happening?

"Mr. No. 82, you are sick, should you go to the hospital quickly? Look at you like this, can you still continue to kiss safely?" Chen Yushu looked at Zhong Pinliang with concern and asked.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" They are all meaningless scales.

"What did you say?" Chen Yushu asked.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Zhong Pinliang tried to express what he meant, that is, he wanted to be kissed even if he was sick. How could he give up this opportunity after finally getting it?

"Oh, Mr. No. 82 is so great and caring!" Chen Yushu said after hearing this: "He said that for the personal safety of the school beauty, he would not kiss the school beauty. He voluntarily gave up this opportunity, but he had auctioned the flowers before. The money will still be donated to the orphanage as usual. Please applaud Mr. No. 82 for his love!"

"good!"

"That's great, so loving!"

There was applause in the venue. This time, no one scolded Zhong Pinliang for being sick. Instead, they all sympathized with him. After spending 20 million and not even becoming a school beauty, this illness came at the right time.

As a result, Zhong Pinliang was pushed and pulled off the stage by Chen Yushu, who pretended to be supporting him. Then he returned to the stage and ended the auction with Tai Weiliang and Zhen Huanzi...

Lin Yi didn't know the specifics of the safe kiss, but when he saw Zhong Pinliang's look, he knew that he had kissed him on the mouth with the drug he had prepared. However, this drug had no side effects. At most, it made his lips red and swollen. It disappeared after a while, because Lin Yi was unwilling to kill him and become an enemy of the Tomorrow Future Sect prematurely.

Chung Pin-liang was kicked off the stage inexplicably. After he got off the stage, he touched his swollen lips, not knowing what was going on.

"Brother Liang, what's wrong with you?" Gao Xiaofu was already waiting anxiously under the stage. When he saw Zhong Pinliang coming down, he quickly ran over and asked.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Zhong Pinliang was speechless and pointed at his mouth.

"Typing, then just type and talk. Brother Liang, can you talk to me on the phone?" Gao Xiaofu suggested quickly.

"Woo!" Zhong Pingliang nodded, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and called Gao Xiaofu: "I don't know what happened. Just when I was about to kiss Chu Mengyao, my mouth became swollen and I couldn't speak. Here comes the word…”

"Oh?" Gao Xiaofu was baffled after seeing it, but he was a bystander and guessed what was going on at once: "Brother Liang, you said it wasn't that little bitch Chen Yushu who harmed you, right?"

Zhong Pinliang's eyes lit up after hearing this, he slapped his thigh and typed on his mobile phone: "Yes, it must be the case, there is something wrong with the glass!"

Zhong Pinliang was not stupid either. After being reminded by Gao Xiaofu, he wanted to understand what was going on. An Jianwen had been tricked once before. This time Zhong Pinliang was wondering why Chen Yushu didn't trick him. It turned out that he had tampered with the glass. !

Thinking of this, Zhong Pinliang was immediately very angry. Damn, you little bitch, you are so bad. You are truly the most invincible bad guy in the universe! Chen Yushu's troubles eliminated his chance to challenge Lin Yi. It seemed that he could only announce his challenge in other ways.

"Brother Liang, what should we do now?" Gao Xiaofu asked.

Zhong Pinliang frowned and took out a small bottle from his pocket. Inside were some commonly used pills that Zhang Naipao gave him when he went down the mountain. Zhong Pinliang found a first-grade detoxification pill from it and reluctantly stuffed it into his mouth and took it. Go down.

After a while, his mouth finally returned to normal. I don't know if it was the effect of the detoxification pill or the natural detoxification of Lin Yi's poison.