Beauty and the Bodyguard

During class, Chu Mengyao saw Chen Yushu thinking hard and didn't know what she was thinking, so she asked: "Xiaoshu, what on earth are you doing? Are you tossing and turning?"

"Sister Yaoyao, I was thinking, what wishes do I still have that have not been fulfilled..." Chen Yushu felt as if all her wishes had come true in the near future, and there was nothing left for Zhong Pinliang to do.

"Wish? Don't you want to eat shark meat?" Chu Mengyao didn't know what Chen Yushu wanted to do, so she reminded her.

"Oh! Yes, I want to eat shark meat!" Chen Yushu was reminded by Chu Mengyao and danced excitedly: "I want Zhong Pinliang to take me to eat shark meat!"

"Zhong Pinliang? Take you to eat shark meat?" Chu Mengyao was slightly shocked.

"Yes, Zhong Pinliang asked me just now if there are any remedies that can make you happier." Chen Yushu said.

"Don't go looking for him. If you want to eat shark meat, let Lin Yi catch it for you." Chu Mengyao didn't want to have anything to do with Zhong Pinliang.

"Don't worry, Sister Yaoyao. Anyway, it was me and Zhong Pinliang who told me that we won't implicate you." Chen Yushu is already comfortable doing this kind of thing.

"It's up to you..." Chu Mengyao didn't bother to care anymore, because Chen Yushu had done this kind of thing too frequently in the past three years, and Chu Mengyao was already a little numb. But Chu Mengyao was a little suspicious. How could Zhong Pinliang continue to trust Chen Yushu after being fooled several times?

For the last class in the morning, Zhong Pinliang simply skipped school and rushed to the night market with Gao Xiaofu. He hurriedly bought two portions of fried mushrooms and returned to school. Finally, he placed the two portions of fried mushrooms on the table before lunch break. In front of Chen Yushu.

"Oh, I'll talk to you after I finish eating. It won't be crispy after a while." Chen Yushu waved his hand, indicating that Zhong Pinliang could leave.

Zhong Pinliang bowed his head and returned to his seat. He and Gao Xiaofu bought some steamed buns. Zhong Pinliang had something on his mind, so he couldn't eat too much.

After finally seeing Chen Yushu finish eating the fried mushrooms, Zhong Pinliang stood up in a hurry and chased after Chen Yushu. Chen Yushu went to throw away the lunch box of fried mushrooms and snickered secretly when she saw Zhong Pinliang's impatient look.

There are still such stupid people, who are not tired of being deceived, and are eager to be deceived by themselves.

"Xiao Liangzi, can't you just let me calm down a little? You will follow me when I throw garbage..." Chen Yushu looked at Zhong Pinliang pretending to be displeased.

"Hey, Xiaoshu, aren't I anxious? I'll throw it away for you!" Zhong Pinliang took the debris from Chen Yushu's hand as he said that, "What did Yaoyao say?"

"She said that what happened yesterday was okay, but she has been under too much pressure from study recently and wants to go out for fun. The school's summer camp will not be until May, so she wants to go out now!" Chen Yushu had already made up a reason.

"Oh, let's go out to play? That's great!" Zhong Pinliang almost cheered. His dream is to go out with Chu Mengyao and go out on a date!

"What are you thinking about? How can Sister Yaoyao go out with you alone? She is not your girlfriend now?" Chen Yushu rolled his eyes at Zhong Pinliang with contempt.

However, when Zhong Pinliang heard it, instead of being disappointed, she felt very excited, because what Chen Yushu said was that she is not your girlfriend "now", which means that she might be in the future? Is Chu Mengyao still interested in me?

Thinking of this, Zhong Pinliang was extremely happy: "Xiao Shu, tell me, where does Mengyao want to go?"

"Go to the beach? You organize a spring outing and let all the students in our class go. Otherwise, Sister Yaoyao will not be able to go alone with you!" Chen Yushu said.

"Okay, no problem. Isn't it just a spring outing? I'll organize it in a moment." Zhong Pinliang had a goal, nodded quickly, and went to help Chen Yushu throw away the garbage.

Chen Yushu took care of Zhong Pinliang and returned to the classroom humming a song.

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What surprised Dr. Kang and his family was that this clinical trial had no effect!

The family, including Doctor Kang, took the "original" longevity and detoxification pill. Apart from experiencing varying degrees of nausea and diarrhea, there were no signs of detoxification!

Except for diarrhea and constipation and sweating, no dirt was discharged from the body at all.

Doctor Kang forced himself to hold up his weak body and sit in the study. He had to convene an emergency family meeting to study this matter!

"Zhaolong, what is the problem? Why haven't we achieved the detoxification effect?" Doctor Kang is very strange. Logically speaking, even if the ingredients of the shit are wrong, then he is taking the original longevity and detoxification pill! Kang Mingming obviously had an effect after eating half of it, but he ate the other half. Why is his current situation no different from other people who ate shit?

"I don't know, grandpa, it stands to reason that the ingredients are just shit, and you are taking the original longevity and detoxification pill, how come it has no effect?" Kang Zhaolong said, feeling weak and dizzy.

"Is it different from person to person?" Divine Doctor Kang asked doubtfully.

"No, grandpa, I didn't get any results this time..." Kang Mingming said half a sentence before he stood up holding his stomach: "I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to shit my trouser pockets, I have to go to the toilet quickly!"

With that said, Kang Mingming ran out of the study in a row.

However, no one thought his farts were smelly, because everyone here was smelly today.

"Illuminating is right, it has no effect. Could it be that there was something wrong in our experiment?" Doctor Kang nodded and asked.

"This...Grandpa, I have imagined every situation I can think of, but there is no way to explain it..." Kang Zhaolong shook his head: "Is what I ate before Illuminating different from what you ate after?"

"It's different? Isn't the same pill divided into two parts?" Divine Doctor Kang frowned.

"I am just guessing, and there is no evidence now. But now that I think about it carefully, our research direction should be wrong." Kang Zhaolong said: "Before, we were all carried away by excitement and thought that the most impossible things It’s most likely that shit is a life-prolonging and detoxifying pill! But if you think about it carefully, is it really that simple?”

"You mean, the longevity and detoxification pill is not bullshit?" Doctor Kang calmed down and thought about it now. Kang Zhaolong's words are not unreasonable. If something as magical as the longevity and longevity detoxification pill is just bullshit, it would be too simple. Already?

"Yes, this is just a guess, but I have two bold ideas!" Kang Zhaolong deserves to be a doctorate, the one with the highest academic qualifications in the Kang family, and he is very clear-headed in analyzing things.

"Tell me!" Doctor Kang motioned for him to continue.