Beauty and the Bodyguard

"Dean Sima, actually I am not completely incapable of condensing elixir fire... When I was very young, my father was still here. At that time, there was an expert who approved my fate and said that I had a special physique and could become a A man who is an excellent alchemist!”

"It's just that my alchemy talent is hidden, as if it has been sealed. Only when I reach the age of eighteen will the seal be unlocked! In other words, my talent will be automatically activated when the time comes, and that When the time comes, I will be helped by a noble person, who will accept me as his disciple and teach me the skills of alchemy!"

Tang Yungui said to Lin Yi solemnly, looking very serious!

Lin Yi frowned speechlessly, what the hell is this? Why do you still bring a fortune teller?

Has Tang Yungui, this silly boy, been deceived by a magician for more than ten years?

"Tang Yungui, do you believe all these words? Have you ever thought that in fact, that so-called expert is just talking nonsense? If you can't condense the elixir fire, you just can't condense the elixir fire. It's impossible for you to suddenly awaken when you reach the age of eighteen. ...By the way, how old are you now?"

Lin Yi asked speechlessly.

"I am... eighteen this year!"

Tang Yungui is actually a little unconfident, because this year he will be eighteen years old: "But my birthday is still a few days away, so I can't be considered eighteen...and I actually have elixir fire in me!"

"What do you mean? Can you condense Dan Fire?"

Lin Yi frowned slightly, are you kidding me?

Sometimes there is elixir fire, and sometimes there is no elixir fire. Believe it or not, I will get angry and refine you into elixir?

"Uh... that... I don't know... maybe it counts, maybe it doesn't..."

Tang Yungui lowered his head again, looking a little uneasy: "I can't condense the elixir fire normally, but...but...when I fart, a burst of elixir fire will occasionally burst out..."

As he got to the back, Tang Yungui spoke softer and softer, until it was almost inaudible.

If it weren't for Lin Yi's sharp consciousness, others might not be able to hear clearly!

Just because he heard it clearly, Lin Yi was stunned...

What the hell? Dan fire bursts out of farts? You are quite capable!

It took a lot of effort for Lin Yi to resist going behind Tang Yungui to see if there was a fire drain hole left in his butt all year round...

Farting like this must take a lot out of your pants, right?

Thinking about that scene, Lin Yi couldn't help but want to laugh...

Others in the big room were playing Yoneda Kyo, but this guy was playing fire!

Awesome!

"Dean Sima, do you think this is the ability to condense alchemy fire? Do you have the talent to become an alchemist?"

Tang Yungui looked at Lin Yi hopefully again, but the question he asked stumped Lin Yi... How should he answer this?

If he could really use his farts to stably control the alchemy fire, it wouldn't mean that he couldn't become an alchemist. The problem is...

Would anyone like the elixir refined in this way?

Pi Dan... Even if he eats it by himself, he will feel a little nauseous, right?

Lin Yi twitched the corner of his mouth, quickly shook off the disgusting thought, and then said casually: "It's hard to judge if you haven't seen it before, why don't you demonstrate it and let me see it!"

Tang Yungui's face turned red and he looked around - this was in the library!

Farting in public is so embarrassing, right?

It's okay for one person to release it secretly, but in public, his pride won't allow it!

But as the honorary dean, Lin Yi wanted to help him. No matter how embarrassing it was, he had to bite the bullet and do it!

Fortunately, after what happened to Ouyang Fantong just now, the students on the first floor of the Library Pavilion were almost gone, and Tang Yungui felt a lot more at ease.

"Um... Dean Sima, should I take off my pants?"

When Tang Yungui said this, his shame was about to explode. Who the hell would take off their pants when they fart?

Especially when taking off his pants in front of others, if there was a crack in the ground, he would want to get in!

The administrator on the side pulled the corners of his mouth with his hands, trying hard to suppress a smile, not wanting to be rude in front of Lin Yi.

After all, he is also a strictly trained administrator. No matter how funny things are, he can hold back his laughter - unless he really can't help it, then there is nothing he can do!

Lin Yi didn't think much, and just subconsciously said a sentence - take off your pants and fart, it's unnecessary!

So I said casually: "No need, just demonstrate!"

Tang Yungui breathed a sigh of relief. It was a good thing that he didn't have to take off his pants in front of others. The next question was what if he farted and burned his pants... What should he do?

You can't run naked from the library back to your dormitory, right?

He couldn't think too much about it because Lin Yi was still waiting to see his demonstration, so Tang Yungui thought about it for a while and farted with a bang!

The air suddenly became quiet. Apart from a strange smell, nothing special happened.

As for the pill fire coming out of the fart... Lin Yi didn't see it anyway!

"I'm sorry, Dean Sima... I'm a little nervous and haven't prepared enough. Give me another chance..."

Tang Yungui was extremely embarrassed. He finally mustered up the courage and prepared to lose face, but he failed!

I lost my face in vain. I have to do it again to save some face!

"Okay, you have a good time brewing!"

Lin Yi smiled faintly and comforted: "Don't be nervous, take your time..."

As I said this, I felt something was not right. What's wrong with farting slowly and quickly...

Then the conversation changed: "Just pretend that we are not here and you are alone here."

Tang Yungui's face was still red, and he thought to himself: You big living people are standing in front of me, how can I pretend that you don't exist?

I couldn't say these words, so I could only hold my breath and continue to concentrate on brewing.

When he was full of emotions, he let out a melodious fart sound, and then a flash of fire flashed behind him.

Although it was relatively thin, it was full of heat and set his pants on fire.

Tang Yungui was so anxious that he hurriedly slapped his buttocks to put out the flames. He secretly thought that if he had known this, he would have been more embarrassed and took off his pants!

Lin Yi frowned slightly. He didn't expect that someone's fart could actually cause fire, but the fire that flashed just now seemed...

"Tang Yungui, please put another one in and try it. It would be best if it lasts longer. I want to take a closer look!"

Lin Yi casually made a new request, and Tang Yungui suddenly turned green.

What the hell? My pants are all burnt, so I can only run back with my butt naked, and you still want to watch farts?

No, Dean Sima, can you still have a formal appearance? Do you think I'm juggling? Should I bring a plate to ask for a reward?

There was a lot of slander in his heart, but Tang Yungui didn't dare to refuse. He could only say "oh" obediently, and started a new round of brewing with his hands covering his buttocks.

The administrator was stunned for a long time. He had never paid much attention to Tang Yungui before, so he never knew that this kid could really fart and explode... He was not an ordinary person!