Became a delicate girl, and was made to cry by the childhood sweetheart

"You go first."

Su Mushuang put down her chopsticks and looked at Jiang Xian.

"En... I plan to move out of school tomorrow." Jiang Xian paused for a moment and said.

"Huh? If you move out, where are you going to live? Rent a house?" Su Mushuang was slightly surprised and asked.

"No, Yinyin has a vacant room, I'll live there."

"Sister Yinyin?"

Su Mushuang and Jiang Xian are childhood sweethearts, so she is naturally very familiar with Jiang Yin. They are still good girlfriends.

"Then there is also a vacant room in my house, why don't you ask me?" Su Mushuang said intentionally or unintentionally.

"Do you want me to live with you?" Jiang Xian smiled and stared at her.

Su Mushuang's eyes were panicked and dodged, and she quickly said: "Who wants to live with you, I'm just worried that you have no place to sleep!"

"Oh~ Worried about me!" Hearing Su Mushuang worrying about him, Jiang Xian felt happy.

"Yes, I am worried about you. I am worried that you will sleep on the street. Aunt Lin will feel bad if she knows." Su Mushuang said with a turn of her eyes.

Jiang Xian: "(￢_￢)"

"Yeah, what do you want to tell me?" Jiang Xian asked curiously.

"Well... I just came over and saw you talking to a girl. Who is it?" Su Mushuang raised her eyebrows and asked softly.

"Who? I didn't talk to the girl." Jiang Xian pretended not to know, as if he wanted to see Su Mushuang's reaction.

"Pretend, I saw it with my own eyes. The girl's skin is very white!" Su Mushuang frowned slightly.

Damn Jiang Xian, you still want to hide it from me!

"Oh~ You are talking about her, just, an ordinary classmate! Yes, an ordinary classmate!" Jiang Xian deliberately paused while speaking, as if he was thinking about the wording.

"Ordinary classmate? Did you get my letter?" Su Mushuang squinted at her.

Jiang Xian didn't respond to her words, but sniffed: "Su Mushuang, do you smell anything?"

"What smell?"

"Vinegar!"

"Ah? Is there? I didn't put vinegar in my noodles."

"It's the vinegar smell coming from you."

"?"

Su Mushuang was stunned for a moment before she understood what Jiang Xian meant, and her little pink fist clenched.

"Smelly Jiang Xian, I'm not jealous! If you say that again, I'll beat you up!"

"Okay, okay, I'll shut up (๑•́ x •̀๑)"

Su Mushuang snorted coldly, picked up the chopsticks, lowered her head to eat noodles, and ignored Jiang Xian.

Jiang Xian smiled playfully, and Xiao Shuangshuang was cute when she got angry!

It was a big contrast to her cold image when she didn't talk.

"Shuangshuang, that girl is really my ordinary classmate, if you don't believe me, go ask our class!" Jiang Xian explained.

"Hmph, who cares to know!"

"..."

...

Soon, the two came out of the cafeteria.

Walking on the green path of the campus, the breeze blew gently, bringing a hint of coolness.

"Jiang Xian, I remember you can't cook, right? You live with sister Yinyin, so you have to trouble her all the time?" Su Mushuang looked at her and said.

"Ahem, it may be troublesome occasionally, but I usually eat in the school cafeteria. If it doesn't work, I'll go to your house for a meal! Hehe"

Jiang Xian said rather shamelessly.

"Also, I can't cook because I haven't learned it, not because I'm stupid!"

She retorted immediately.

"Really? Then let me test you? See how high your IQ is" Su Mushuang said with interest. There was a hint of cunning in her eyes.

"Come on, take any test!"

"Listen carefully, is there a number larger than 1?"

"Yes!"

"Is there a number larger than 100?"

"Yes!"

"Is there a number larger than 1000?"

"Yes!"

"Is there anyone dumber than you? Answer now!"

"No... Yes, yes, yes, yes!!"

Jiang Xian wanted to say no, but fortunately he reacted in time and shouted yes, yes, yes.

"Puff" Su Mushuang almost laughed, he didn't expect this guy to be so quick-witted!

"Look, how is my IQ? You still want to trick me! You little brat!" Jiang Xian smiled proudly.

"Average" Su Mushuang said lightly.

"Haha, now it's my turn to test you." Jiang Xian smiled mischievously, and I don't know what bad water is coming out of his stomach.

Su Mushuang looked at Jiang Xian: "How do you want to test me?"

"It's a very simple question. As long as you can answer it, I will admit that you have a high IQ!"

"Speak."

"I have ten knives. How many are left after I lost two?"

"Eight"

"Hey, my good daughter has a really high IQ!"

Su Mushuang: "???"

"(ｏ°[]°)σΣ(ノ´*ω*`)ノ"

……

Jiang Xian fled all the way and finally returned to the dormitory safely. He was indeed safe and sound. He just had a red ear and a sore butt, nothing serious.

"Old Xian, why are you panting? Were you chased?Or was he beaten?" Zhang Hao asked, looking at Jiang Xian, who rushed in breathlessly.

"It's okay, I got hit twice on the way."

Jiang Xian picked up a bottle of public mineral water in the dormitory and gulped it down.

This was a can of water they had jointly bought.

"Fuck, who dared to beat you in school? Who was it? Let us help you beat him up!" Liu Xiang wanted to get out of bed immediately when he heard that Lao Xian was beaten.

"That's right, you dare to bully my brother! You're looking for trouble!" Li Liang also said indignantly.

Looking at the active attempts to stand up for himself, Jiang Xian was moved.

"Let's go! I want to get my revenge!" She called out.

"Hey Lao Xian, you haven't told me who beat you yet?"

"School Beauty Su"

As soon as the words fell.

The three people who had just gotten out of bed and were about to avenge Jiang Xian returned to their respective beds in silence.

Seeing this, Jiang Xian pulled the corner of his mouth: "What are you doing? Didn't you say you would help me beat her up?"

Zhang Hao, Liu Xiang and Li Liang looked at each other, staring at each other.

"Well, Lao Xian, we men should be more open-minded. It's just a couple of hits, there's no need to bother with a girl."

"That's right, how much pain can a girl have when she hits you? It's okay!"

Zhang Hao sighed: "Lao Xian, you don't know how lucky you are!"

Jiang Xian: "..."

After saying that, Zhang Hao and the others looked at their phones, as if nothing had happened.

"Alas, I was moved for nothing."

Jiang Xian shook his head, closed the door of the dormitory, and climbed onto the bed.

"Ding" The phone suddenly rang.

Jiang Xian opened it and saw that it was a message from Su Mushuang on Green Bubble.

Sweet Orange: "You ran fast, I'll deal with you next time."

Wu Li: "(crying) You can't afford it! ”

Sweet Orange: “Humph, who told you to trick me!”

Wu Li: “Auntie, you tricked me first, didn’t you?”

Jiang Xian’s eyes rolled around and he continued typing.

Wu Li: “Are you angry now?”

Sweet Orange: “No, I just want to beat you up.”

Jiang Xian twitched his lips: “I’ll tell you a joke. If you laugh, let me go. How about that?”

Sweet Orange: “Tell me.”

Wu Li: “One day, a brother and sister went to a restaurant for dinner. The waiter said that veterans and children under five years old can enjoy free meals.”

“Then the sister hinted at her six-year-old brother with her eyes.”

“Guess what her brother said to the waiter afterwards.”

Sweet Orange: “The brother told the waiter that I was four years old? ”

Wu Li: “No, her brother told the waiter, hello, I’m a retired soldier!”

“Pfft, hahahaha” After reading the answer sent by Jiang Xian, Su Mushuang couldn’t help laughing out loud.

Wu Li: “Did you laugh?”

Tian Chengzi: “No!”

Wu Li: “Huh? No way? Then can you give me another chance, I’ll tell you another one?”

Tian Chengzi: “Okay”