Because I'm Too Lazy, My Powers Automatically Awakened.

Rhinoceros Cave.

"Rhino Emperor, there is news from the Dragon Emperor, telling us to start the war in three days."

A little rhinoceros ran in and said hurriedly.

"The war will start in three days...so urgent?"

The Rhinoceros Emperor, who was eating meat, raised his head, looked at the baby rhinoceros, and said: "Anyway, I am out of seclusion, so as the Dragon Emperor thinks, we will send troops in three days."

"Yes, Rhino Emperor."

The little rhinoceros said: "I will pass on your order right now."

"go Go."

Rhinoceros Emperor waved his hand and said.

Subsequently.

He started feasting again.

Hmm...pork is just delicious.

…

Ape lair.

"Ape Emperor, Dragon Emperor sent a message, asking us to attack the human race in three days."

The ape-man great elder hurriedly ran in and said.

"In three days... ok."

"I, the ape clan, have no objection."

The Ape Emperor, who was enjoying the dance of the female ape-man, spoke.

"Okay, I will pass on your will immediately."

Hearing this, the great elder of the ape clan was happy.

Hey hey... there's going to be a war.

After winning, you can choose any girl from the human race.

They are much prettier than ape women.

…

The news that the four major alien races were about to go to war soon spread throughout the hundreds of races.

now.

The leaders of the various tribes began to send messages to each other in the group.

"The four great alien emperors have announced war. Do we also want to send troops?"

"Do you think if we don't send troops, the four great alien emperors will give us good things to eat?"

"We have no choice but to start a war."

"Actually, I really want to take it easy. My wife is about to give birth."

"Have you given birth to a litter of mice? (smirking)"

"Why are you smiling? Be careful with your rabbit teeth."

"Damn it, are you going to have a duel?"

"I'm afraid you're not a good mouse."

"I said you should stop forcing each other online and start fighting offline if you have the ability."

"Who is cowarding whose son?"

"Hit you."

"..."

…

Kyoto.

palace.

inside the room.

Jiang Feng was meditating at first, but as time went by, the feeling of meditating... gradually changed.

Because he... accidentally fell asleep.

"Why did the Third Young Master fall asleep and think about it as promised?"

"Hey, don't you know the character of the Third Young Master? It is inevitable that he will fall asleep."

"I really envy the Third Young Master's sleep."

"Who says it's not the case? If I could sleep half as well as the Third Young Master, I would be satisfied."

"..."

Water friends launched barrages one after another.

At this moment, Jiang Feng, who had been sleeping soundly, suddenly woke up and looked in disbelief.

Oh my god... He was just thinking about eating hairy crabs tomorrow, but suddenly he fell asleep.

This is so strange!

Sin, sin, sin...

"I'm going, Third Young Master is awake!"

"Is it so sudden?"

"Did our words irritate the Third Young Master?"

"It's possible (funny)"

"..."

The barrage of water friends still did not stop.

…

time flies.

In the blink of an eye, it was three days later.

But at this moment, the atmosphere in Daxia... was terrifyingly gloomy.

Kyoto.

Camp.

"Brother, the alien race has gathered millions of soldiers and horses, and they are about to go to war."

Jiang An said with a solemn face.

"This alien race moves really fast."

Jiang Ze looked at the map hanging on the wall, pointed to two directions, and said: "Notify us and ask Yongcheng and Lingcheng, which are closest to us, to quickly send troops to support us."

"Okay, brother."

Jiang An responded.

"Let the armies of Dragon City, Yan City, Jiang City, Tian City, Huo City, and Lu City come over from all six directions and seal the alien tribe's retreat."

Jiang Ze pointed to the route on the map and said: "The remaining soldiers and horses in the city... will send troops from this route, gather a large number of troops, and catch the foreigners by surprise!"

"yes, Sir."

"I'll go arrange it right away."

Jiang An responded.

"Um."

Jiang Ze nodded.

After Jiang An left, the breath on Jiang Ze gradually became colder, and he murmured: "Since you aliens can't wait so hard, I will entertain you well."

…

palace.

inside the room.

Jiang Feng was browsing short videos on his mobile phone, but a piece of news suddenly changed his thoughts.

"Big news, millions of miles away, the alien race has assembled a million-strong army."

"The war between humans and aliens is about to officially begin!"

Seeing this, Jiang Feng sighed helplessly and said, "What is supposed to come will come."

now.

Many water friends also discovered this news.

"It's over, it's over, the alien army of millions!"

"This battle is the decisive battle!"

"I don't want to die, the money hasn't been spent yet."

"Since there's going to be a war, does that mean I don't have to pay off my mortgage?"

"Stop dreaming, unless you are killed."

"that is."

"By the way, don't we still have the Third Young Master?"

"Yes, Third Young Master can save us."

"..."

Many water friends panicked and put their hopes on Jiang Feng.

"Dear friends, please do whatever you normally do."

Jiang Feng glanced at the barrage and found that the water friends were all panicked. He quickly said: "The aliens are not that scary. If Daxia's army cannot be dealt with, I will take action."

"If the Third Young Master takes action, then I'll be relieved."

"Since the Third Young Master has taken action, I will not take action (funny)"

"Since you won't take action, then I won't take action either (funny)"

"Every one of you doesn't take action, so luckily I won't take action either."

"With the third young master blocking us, we have no chance to take action (dog head)"

"..."

When the water friends heard what Jiang Feng said, they instantly felt relieved.

Seeing this, Jiang Feng smiled and said: "Dear water friends, please let those around you calm down and never create panic."

"sure."

"We must convey what the Third Young Master said."

"There's definitely no problem."

"With the support of Third Young Master, we are truly a foreign race."

"Now I'm actually a little eager for the foreign race to come over as soon as possible. Am I a little abnormal?"

"You're just too excited."

"Amitabha, let me take a shower and calm down first."

"bath?"

"It's a date wash."

"..."

…

"Everyone, the human race is weak, but my alien race is prosperous."

"With this battle, we will definitely be famous throughout history!"

"Generals... follow me on the expedition!"

"Kill all the humans!"

The Dragon Emperor hovered in the air, his voice echoing in the ears of the foreigners.

"kill!"

"kill!"

"kill!"

"..."

The millions of foreign troops were shouting loudly and filled with murderous intent.

"You're really good at showing off."

Rhino Emperor looked at the Dragon Emperor in the sky and couldn't help but complain.

"Brother Rhino, he can be as imposing as he wants."

"Let's... let's have a good drink."

The Ape Emperor handed out a wine gourd and said.

"Brother Ape, you will enjoy it."

The rhinoceros emperor took the wine gourd and said with a smile: "If brother ape finds anything good from the human race, I hope I can share some with my brother."