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Chapter 28 Vanity is indeed the ladder of human degradation!

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Klopp looked at the 2:0 on the huge scoreboard in the stadium and felt that he had survived the darkest moment in the past two seasons.

He has always had his own subjective attitude, but for this young man, he also believed that he had broken too many exceptions, which required some courage.

Fortunately, it’s all worth it!

Another goal and an assist!

Prior to this, Klopp looked at his rice vat and saw that it had reached the bottom, so he relied on a patchwork of rotten melons and rotten seedlings to make a living without rice.

Now the bench is full of tough players.

After the starting lineup was announced, Shaheen was obviously frowning, and several other players seemed a little confused or even angry.

It's just that facts speak louder than words. With a player who has never played in the five major leagues before, Klopp's team used up all their forwards to squat in the small penalty area. Xiao asked about the ball and hit his head, Royce and Mushi.

In the 100-meter race in Taliang, he was able to take corner kicks and never pass them randomly. He was defeated by the medium-range attack method. The goalkeeper couldn't hold the ball away. He covered his eyes when his hair touched him. He tied his shoelaces for ten minutes. The striker and goalkeeper got cramps at the same time and refused to take the ball.

Throw-ins thrown by ball boys and other tricks and tricks tried to tie the game to the opponents within ninety minutes.

For opponents who don't use these tricks, Xiao Wen and the three forwards will generally teach them how to behave in a three-dimensional way.

So Spalletti gave up.

For the rest of the first half, and the 70 minutes before Xiao Wen came off the field, Zenit hardly caused any trouble in front of the home crowd.

Before Xiao Wen left the field, he made two more assists in the 51st and 63rd minutes, one to Lewandowski and the other to Royce.

This night, Xiao Wen appeared out of nowhere.

It was even more shocking than Manchester United's 0:2 loss to Olympiacos at the Kaleskaki Stadium in Piraeus, Greece.

Come on, seventeen-year-old little guy.

If Rooney's astonishing hat-trick in his first appearance in the Champions League was even more impressive than Xiao Wen's, then we have to talk about what Rooney did before that.

The problem is that before Xiao Wen, except for Bundesliga fans, fans from other leagues had not even heard of this person.

All I can say is, it’s so terrifying!

…

At the end of the journey, for Xiao Wen, this game was even easier than the previous Bundesliga games.

Many difficulties that were considered before the game, such as the weather, did not seem to affect me or the team.

The heavy roar finally dissipated completely. Xiao Wen, with headphones in his ears, looked at the drizzle falling outside the porthole, his eyes filled with excitement.

Xiao Wen followed the bosses, suppressed his excitement, and walked out of the cabin and the airport.

Under the arc roof, there were actually two to three hundred fans wearing yellow home uniforms waiting.

They shouted the names of their heroes, and the loudest among them were undoubtedly Xiao Wen and Royce.

Xiao Wen's German level still needs to be improved, but in fact, he has done well. Compared with his teammates who joined early this summer, he has even caught up and surpassed him.

However, there are still some problems with completely fluent daily conversations.

So when Xiao Wen responded to these fans with a thumbs up, these fans also considerately started talking to him in English.

"Xiao asked, can you sign your name for me?"

A little girl with slight freckles held up Xiao Wen's jersey and smiled like a flower.

"Oh Lilian, you used to like me the most." Royce came over. He knew that this girl was a member of a local die-hard fan organization.

Before that, every time she came to pick him up at the airport, it was Royce who she found.

Lilian smiled shyly: "You didn't perform as well as Xiao in this game."

Royce slapped his forehead and smiled helplessly.

Gundogan behind him patted him on the shoulder, "You can't do it anymore."

Xiao Wen signed the autograph and communicated with the fans happily but not smoothly. After a long time, he walked to the team bus under the urging of the team staff behind him.

…

Back home, oh, Royce's home.

Xiao Wen just put himself on the sofa.

Royce was having an intimate voice chat with a model again.

Xiao Wen always felt a little baffled by the beautiful man in front of him who was now completely addicted to women. Sure enough, love is so painful that it should not be taken carelessly.

However, next month, no, in a few days, I will be eighteen years old, and my hormones are showing signs of raging. Will the time come?

After a while, Royce finally got tired of it.

Xiao Wen hugged his laptop, lowered his voice and begged for mercy: "In just a few hours, you have flirted with so many girls. Brother, please forgive me. I have poor concentration and I really can't stand it anymore. From now on."

Please don't do this in front of me, okay?"

"Put this crap down and talk about it." Royce looked at him with a smile, a smile that I understood appeared on his handsome and gentle face, and said: "You will be an adult in a few days, and no matter how conservative your thoughts are, you can't be restrained.

Okay, buddy, how many can I introduce to you?"

"Woman?" Xiao Wen opened his mouth wide and couldn't react for a long time.

"Brother, I don't want to be the same person as you." Xiao Wen looked at the other party helplessly. To be honest, although he had been in the United States for several years, his mind was not that open yet.

"Am I going to introduce you to the girl I dated?"

"A woman will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword."

"Even a stone needs warmth."

"Wouldn't it explode?"

"Holy shit." Royce learned Xiao Wen's catchphrase: "Then you can sleep with a football in your arms."

Xiao Wen smiled and nodded.

Royce pulled his hair and said to him: "I guess the club will soon go through the process of salary increase and contract renewal. By then, you will go out to live in a big house by yourself and won't you be alone? Moreover, at this age

, holding it in will definitely affect your development.”

“Can a woman help you on the court?”

"No." Shroy rubbed his styled hair and said seriously.

Xiao Wen immediately lost interest in communicating with Royce, and this guy took advantage of him.

He continued to read the news.

It's almost becoming obsessive-compulsive disorder. Vanity is indeed the ladder of human degradation.

"Xiao Wen has so many female fans. It seems like all the people picking him up at the airport are girls."

"You have such a face, but you are also a girl."

"Diego Costa likes like crazy."

"Not only at the airport, it is said that in Dortmund, wherever you go, Xiao Wen is considered a popular guy."

"A 5A-level mobile attraction, I suggest Xiao Wen charge tickets."

Xiao Wen giggled as he looked at it. The old friends in China are still a sure bet.

After a while, Queen Catherine called, and her first sentence was: "Xiao asked, are you talking about a girl?"

(End of chapter)