Become a Cartoonist System

Squeak?

If you say squeak, I will squeak, wouldn't that be embarrassing?

As a result, Sagiri turned on the microphone, brought the microphone to Kang Na's mouth, and nuzzled her mouth, motioning for her to squeak.

Kang Na first glanced at her suspiciously, then widened her eyes, opened her mouth wide, and tried to swallow it with unprecedented focus.

Wait a minute, this look is so familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere before!

"Wait, you can't eat this." Sagiri hastily retracted the microphone, and her voice was full of urgency.

"No, I just wanted to say "ah", Kangna didn't want to eat the microphone."

Seeing the microphone being taken away, Kang Na felt a little regretful, and then shook her head cutely. There were three small black beaded hair accessories strung on each of the two braids, and they swayed wildly with her little head.

As a primary school student living in the information age, Kang Na naturally knew that this food was not edible, and she just wanted to shout into the microphone.

Sagiri: "..."

Lolicons in the live broadcast room: "!!!"

Sagiri, who had reacted, suddenly realized that she had spoken.

Watching the live broadcast again, sure enough...they were all blown up, and almost all lolicon's ears suffered tons of damage.

"Mr. Haiyang has finally spoken, so soft and cute!"

"Wow, loli boy voice, I really like it!"

"Tiger touches Mr. Haiyang and little loli."

"Could it be that Teacher Haiyang already has a child?"

"Upstairs, there is a set menu in the small dark room. Teacher Haiyang is only an 18-year-old high school graduate. Anyone who says she has children is a black fan!"

It has to be said that Sagiri had calculated everything, and she didn't realize that she had cheated herself, and even brought little Lori Kangna into it.

Nearly a hundred thousand online viewers knew that there was a cute little loli next to Sagiri.

One is soft and sweet, and the other has a very immature voice, with an obvious childish voice, and it sounds like a child talking.

"Hey, I guessed that Teacher Haiyang would talk, but luckily I put my ear next to the speaker in advance."

Seeing this barrage, Sagiri thought to herself that if she hadn't stopped Xiao Kangna just now, she might not be pregnant, but temporarily deaf.

At this time, Xiao Kangna opened her eyes, pointed to a bullet screen, and read word by word: "Mom asked me why I was pregnant, and I said it was my ear..."

Sagiri hastily covered Kang Na's eyes with her hands, preventing her from seeing this strange barrage.

"Kangna, be good, don't look."

Kang Na is naturally fussy, how could it be as she wished, no, sitting in Sagiri's arms and shaking wildly, her round face tried to shake her head from side to side, her little butt moved around, and her thick legs kept swaying , Not forgetting to say coquettishly: "No, no, Kanna wants to watch the barrage, Kanna wants to watch..."

At the scene, Mr. Gu Chuan, who was listening to the live broadcast with headphones on, staggered with his right leg and fell to the ground after hearing the above conversation.

The big local tyrant sat on a hard-to-buy seat, also wearing earphones. After hearing the above conversation, he silently took out a tissue from his bag and wiped a row of nosebleeds.

In other places, the audience sitting at home watching the live broadcast and turning on the stereo, the comrades who did not have Ge Youlie, suddenly trembled, and all came down and half-lyed on the armchairs with a listless expression, feeling that this life is enough.

The live broadcast room suddenly fell into a dead silence, only a barrage of non-loli control party survived.

"'Hey, is it 110? It's so quiet here, I'm so scared'.jpg"

"No, your ears are all pregnant?"

"I have to say, I suddenly had a nosebleed, but I'm really not a lolicon, really!" ID 'I'm not a lolicon' defended.

"Hey, open the door, Shunfeng Express, your abortion pill has arrived!"

These people with pregnant ears don't listen to it many times. Some people only listen to it twice, and some only listen to it once. Some passers-by just came to the live broadcast room, and when they heard Sagiri speak, they just lay down on the chair, not to mention the second loli voice.

Even Ge Youlie was not enough to express his inner excitement.

Of course, the other non-lolicon people are not so crazy, instead they posted "Is it that exaggerated?", "You guys are poisonous...", "Excuse me, how did the voice of a loli get you pregnant? ", "Fortunately, I am Yu Jiekong, how could Loli Mengyin let me lie down!" and so on.

Seeing this, Sagiri turned off the barrage silently. If she didn't turn it off, she might only be able to watch the barrage next.

"Hey, Kanna wants to watch the barrage."

Kang Na found that these barrages are so interesting. The first one is to listen to loli's cute voice even if it is nailed in a coffin, and the second one is why my mother asked me that I was pregnant...

After several struggles, Sagiri had no choice but to agree with her to watch the barrage.

As soon as she opened the live broadcast room, she saw a group of wild wolves howling in the live broadcast room, begging little Loli to continue talking.

It is estimated that this group of howling people does not have a little loli at home, and there is no one who yells for a loli every day.

"A lot, a lot of interesting barrage!"

Kang Na's eyes twinkled, her small mouth opened into an "O" shape, and she let out a wow from time to time to express her surprise.

Sagiri always felt that she was spoiling the children, so she deliberately let the system master be the housekeeper, and blocked those bullet screens with swear words in advance, leaving only words like "Boss, give me two boxes of abortion pills!", " May I ask if you still accept your mother, I want a daughter like this." Waiting for an interesting barrage.

A few minutes later, the live broadcast room finally got back on track, and everyone's attention shifted to a giant projection screen, with a computer control interface on the top of the screen, and a sub-camera in the lower right corner, showing the faces of the musicians live.

"Next, we will draw two lucky viewers from the crowd to come on stage and make music..." the host laughed.

After a while, two lucky viewers were selected from the four seating areas.

These two lucky spectators are dressed in suits and leather shoes, and they look like professionals from a large company. It is most suitable for them to control them.

They came to the computer, sat in front of the computer, clicked an icon of Ze Yu's head with a black and white line, and then the night came to cover the screen.

The rubble and ruins, the night is silent, the cloak is flying in the air, the sparks in the right eye are beating, the aloof Zeyu!

Then another scene is the library under the sun, Ze Yu in a wine red sweater is sitting at the desk, slowly turning a page.

Outside the window, the leaves are swaying, the birds are passing by, and it is peaceful and peaceful.

Two split-mirror dynamic pictures, beautiful to suffocate!

"This is the Zeyu Diva software? I want a set!"

"It's a great startup interface, I want one when I see it."

"Where can I download this software?"

"Sorry, this software is not for sale." Sagiri added close to the microphone.

"Let's take a relatively well-known song to verify first, and see how well Song Ji Ze Yu's cover singing is."

Immediately afterwards, the comrade filled in a Chinese national anthem and went in.

Comrade Xiao Liang, wearing a suit, said the following to the camera before clicking on the smart synthesis: "I heard that this software has a smart synthesis function, and it can generate intelligence without debugging. Let us wait and see."