Become a Cartoonist System
Chapter 266 Lolicon and Cat
Sagiri selectively ignored the system's complaints, and stretched out her hands to pet the kitty's head. The latter squinted her eyes and moved her ears slightly, enjoying Sagiri's touch.
It's amazing, a little milk cat who has never met before is so obediently lying on Sagiri's lap, breathing quietly, and wagging its tail happily.
It's really small, only the size of an adult's palm.
When Sagiri handed out her tender palm to the cat, the little milk cat was very smart. After taking a look at Sagiri, the four short legs struggled to get up. First, she sniffed the palm with her pink nose, and then stepped on it with her fleshy palm. Sagiri's palm, then shook her body, lying quietly in Sagiri's palm.
Sagiri held it up and watched the kitten up close.
"Teacher, be careful, if a kitten cuts your paw, you will be disfigured." Someone who is afraid of cats worried.
Little did they know that Sagiri had wolf-defense skills close by, and could warn in advance, so she was not afraid of the cat's violent attack.
After a while, the photographer saw the kitten closing its eyes peacefully, and its fluttering ears were folded down again, like a cute fold-eared cat, sleeping quietly.
Slowly, the photographer moved the camera closer and focused on the little milk cat.
The little milk cat is really well-behaved, and the fans called it amazing, why the little milk cat is so obedient all of a sudden, it was obviously jumping up and down just now, and almost fell to the camera.
Sagiri also felt strange, why the kitten didn't choose to resist hoarsely after being caught, but chose to be a quiet and well-behaved cat?
Besides, this is the movie premiere, all kinds of noises are raging, it is really not a place suitable for sleeping.
Could it be... I have a unique personality charm?
Regarding this, Mr. System said vaguely: "This cat is Lolicon, enmmmmmm, so you understand the owner."
"Luo, Luo, Lolicon!" Sagiri choked on the system gentleman.
Sagiri stared at the cat carefully with her eyes wide open. It was hard to imagine that the word lolicon had anything to do with a cat.
If this cat is really a lolicon, then the kitten must be subdued by Sagiri's "cutest loli temperament".
It's just that Sagiri didn't expect that cats still talk about lolicon, which made Sagiri suspect that Mr. System is mentally retarded.
"Are all cats lolicons?" Sagiri asked the system.
"Not all of them." Mr. System said vaguely. When he said this, he blushed for himself and felt that he was mentally retarded.
At this time, Sagiri looked around, trying to find the owner of the kitten.
She saw the producer on the stage still giving a speech with enthusiasm, while the audience in the audience looked sideways at Sagiri's tender face and at the kitten in her hand.
Cute loli with cute cat, even cuter!
"Where is its owner?"
Sagiri ignored the lolicons Ge Youlai, and asked the system again, thinking that the system was so powerful that it should know where the cat's owner was.
"After Mr. System's professional inspection, the cat slipped in from the outside and has no owner."
Sagiri: "???"
When Sagiri was puzzled, the host called Teacher Haiyang's name, and it was her turn to come on stage to express her views on "Your Name".
With a swipe, the spotlight shone on her body, and Sagiri had no choice but to walk to the stage under the light.
When Sagiri came to the stage, the host stared at the little milk cat on Sagiri's right shoulder, and asked in surprise, "Mr. Haiyang, is this your cat? It's as cute and fluffy as you. "
Even the producer of Dongbao Company looked sideways, watching Sagiri from beginning to end, and felt that she was even cuter.
"This is outrageously cute." Dongbao's high-level staff muttered in their hearts, amazed by the cuteness.
They even thought about what kind of themes would be suitable for Sagiri if she were to be the heroine.
"No, this is not my cat, um... it lay there by itself." Sagiri shook her head in denial.
The host smiled, and did not take up the conversation, but turned the topic back to "Your Name", focusing on interviewing Sagiri's difficulties and thoughts when making "Your Name".
Sagiri naturally has no difficulties or feelings, but facing the vast number of fans,
If you don't have it, you have to have it.
So, Sagiri opened his mouth and spoke vividly about the common difficulties of the assistant director and some painters, as if they were real.
The host and the melon-eaters in the audience nodded secretly, with an educated look on their faces.
Only the people from Dongbao Company had weird faces, they wanted to laugh but held back.
There are no difficulties. When making "Your Name", Teacher Haiyang guided the whole process. Before encountering difficulties, he picked out the problems in advance and solved them one by one.
"Mr. Haiyang, you are 19 years old this year. I'm not wrong, so how do you manage such a mature love theme?"
"On this point, I collected information from 31 women who have been in love, and I am deeply touched..." Sagiri calmly faced the sharp question of the host.
These are all questions prepared by the officials in advance, and Sagiri has prepared well before going on stage, so as not to cause embarrassing scenes of being speechless.
"So, Teacher Haiyang doesn't have a boyfriend?" The host blinked playfully.
"Oh——" There was a lot of voices in the audience, there were girls and boys, but the voices of boys were more.
On the other hand, the live broadcast room was directly blasted through, and the instant burst of barrage directly caused the server to freeze.
"Oh oh oh--"
"I haven't talked about a boyfriend!!"
"You all go away, let this girl come first!"
"Lily Saigao, otaku get out!"
The above barrage is only the tip of the iceberg. If we want to count the number of barrage at this moment, then more than one million is absolutely indispensable.
Just imagine, more than one million barrages appearing in the live broadcast room at the same time, which server can stop it?
You must know that Teacher Haiyang's live broadcast room is under the pressure of more than 3 million viewers watching live. At this time, with more than one million bullet screens bubbling at the same time, it is strange that the server can support it.
After the black screen, there are still a bunch of bullet chats flowing crazily in the bullet chat box on the right side of the live broadcast room.
"???"
"Are my eyes dark?"
"What's going on, the screen is black!"
"It was all white just now, it was full of barrage, now it's all black, it seems that the server in the live broadcast room has blown up."
Two minutes later, the live broadcast room restarted.
Everyone saw that Mr. Haiyang had returned to his seat, and the host was summarizing Mr. Haiyang's speech on the stage and leading the next guest.
"Without personal experience, the feeling of love is more pure. Perhaps this is also one of the secrets of making a successful love movie. Let us congratulate Mr. Haiyang and wish the movie a big box office hit." The host ended the topic.
While all the spotlights were on the voice actress Miyamizu Mitsuha, Sagiri whispered next to the phone:
"Minasan, I want to take this cute kitten to the pet epidemic prevention station, so today's live broadcast ends here, everyone..."
With a bang, the live broadcast room went black again.
"..."
"Wait, I haven't heard enough, I want loli, I want loli!"
"Ah, I hate it so much, why do I have to follow up with the barrage, overloading the live broadcast room."
Many people are blaming themselves, missing two minutes of Lolita's live broadcast, heartbroken, and mentally empty.
"Let's go, go."
"Well, luckily I recorded it."
"Yes, I recorded it too."
"Ah, I haven't watched the teacher's live broadcast for a long time, and I forgot to record the live broadcast. The dear friend in front is waiting for me, can you chat privately?"
"On sale, on sale! Teacher Haiyang's live video!"
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