Become a legend in Hong Kong

At nightfall, Liao Wenjie walked out of the village chief's house. Behind him was Uncle Jiu, who was supported by Qiu Sheng. His face was red and he smelled of alcohol. He looked like he had drunk too much.

After walking a hundred meters away, Uncle Jiu straightened his back without Qiu Sheng's help. His eyes were calm and clear, and there was no hint of drunkenness.

"Master, it turns out you're not drunk?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? How can you be greedy at this time!"

"But you also blocked my and Brother Jie's drinks..."

"Shut up, you're the only one talking nonsense."

Uncle Jiu scolded Qiu Sheng angrily, and several squires came to the village chief's house. These people had never seen the power of zombies, and they kept trying to persuade him to drink. He didn't want to offend anyone, so he had to pretend to be drunk and get through.

"In my place, I would just get drunk. When the vampires come out, they will have something good to eat."

Liao Wenjie curled his lips. A group of old drunkards, who didn't know where they got the news, heard that the village chief had dug up a collection of old wines, and they all came to drink.

It's okay to drink alone, but you have to force the three of them to drink. It's really a life-threatening situation.

But then again, Uncle Jiu has such a good drinking capacity, why did he get drunk twice by Master Ren?

Tsk tsk, Master Ren must be able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, even Uncle Jiu is no match for him!

"Ajie, stop complaining and brace yourself tonight. I'll watch the first half of the night, and you and Qiu Sheng will watch the second half of the night. Set out immediately when you hear any noise. Don't doze off."

"It's easy to say, I'll meditate when I get back."

The three of them walked towards the monastery. If nothing unexpected happened, the three of them would live in the monastery for a while.

The village chief really wants to place Uncle Jiu in his own home. The family is big and has a big business, and there is no shortage of three houses for people to live in. Uncle Jiu refused directly. Based on his understanding of zombies, his obsessions persisted in life and after death. There were only two places where he was most likely to visit.

There was also a monastery in the abandoned big house where they had a tryst during his lifetime.

The other side of the big house is inaccessible. There are five nuns in the convent, one senior and four young. Before they figure out the vampire's tricks, it is safer to stay in the convent.

Uncle Jiu discussed this matter with the dean. At first, the dean did not agree. It's not because the pervert Qiu Sheng is here, fearing that he will do something wrong in the middle of the night, but because of faith. The dean insists that this is a test. As long as the five of them have firm faith, the Lord will bless them through the disaster safely.

Liao Wenjie wasn't sure whether the nuns' faith was firm or not, but his iron sand palm was much harder than the wall bricks. After breaking five of them in a row, the dean acquiesced to the three's request to stay overnight.

…

In the convent, the rest room where Hook Nose originally lived, is not far away from the nuns' dormitory.

Uncle Jiu held a sword in one hand and put a yellow talisman on the outside of the wall with the other. He was meticulous and did not dare to make any oversights.

Liao Wenjie sat cross-legged in the corner, seemingly asleep, but in fact he had already started practicing in his dream.

Next to him, Qiu Sheng, who was lying on the bed, couldn't sleep, because there was a faint sound of laughter in his ears, which made him think about it, and his heart seemed to be scratched by cat's claws. The more he didn't want to hear it, the clearer he heard it.

It's no use covering my ears, I just can't sleep!

Boom! Boom boom————

Suddenly, there was the sound of banging an iron basin in the distance. Uncle Jiu rushed into the room to say hello, put on his bag and headed towards the source of the sound.

Liao Wenjie jumped up, picked up another satchel, and chased Uncle Jiu.

"Brother Jie, wait for me."

Qiu Sheng followed the two of them, feeling that the distance was getting wider and wider, and couldn't help but call out.

"Stop chasing her. Go back to sleep."

Liao Wenjie replied sincerely, go back and sleep well, it would be good for Qiu Sheng himself, as well as for him and Uncle Jiu.

"Only a ghost will believe you!"

The surrounding area was so dark that Qiu Sheng wouldn't go back. Besides, he wouldn't be able to sleep even if he went back.

Uncle Jiu and Liao Wenjie walked quickly. When they arrived at their destination, they found the owner's family standing outside the door, looking anxious but fine.

Uncle Jiu breathed a sigh of relief. It was easy to say anything if everything was fine.

"What happened? Why did you call us over?"

"Uncle Jiu, my brother went into the woods and hasn't come back yet."

"Why did you enter the forest? Didn't I tell you not to go out at night?" Uncle Jiu became angry when he heard this. He can save people, but he is not a god. He cannot save the dead, let alone those seeking death.

"No, Uncle Jiu, my brother didn't leave the village. He entered the banana forest behind our house. It's been an hour, and there was no movement after he entered. He didn't respond to calls and couldn't be found." The owner of the house said. He hurriedly explained.

"Take me to see it."

Uncle Jiu's expression improved. As long as he didn't leave the village, everything would be easy. Otherwise, he would have to search again at dawn.

At that time, whether you live or die, you can only leave it to fate.

…

Qiu Sheng came a step late and followed Uncle Jiu into the house. The few people walked past the low wall in the backyard, and their eyes suddenly opened up.

I saw only three or two wooden houses set up on either side. There was a row of fences ten meters away. Behind them were large banana trees, which were so dark that there were probably hundreds of them at least.

Uncle Jiu pushed open the wooden door and found that there was no one in the house. Instead, there was a red rope on the ground, extending all the way to the banana forest.

"Uncle, why are there so many red candles on the ground?"

Qiu Sheng asked curiously: "It's still a dragon and phoenix candle. Is it popular in the village to worship the heaven and the earth under the banana tree?"

"I don't know about that either. My brother has always been taking care of the banana forest."

"It's not people worshiping heaven and earth, but people and ghosts worshiping heaven and earth!"

Uncle Jiu knelt down and touched the cold red candle: "Your brother is fascinated by the ghost and has trysts with him every night. He lit these red candles himself."

"No way, he's crazy!"

"After all, how can the human eye with the naked eye be able to stop ghosts from being deceived..."

Uncle Jiu sighed, holding the sword in his hand and stepping on the Tiangang Steps, he walked crookedly into the banana forest. After a while, he walked out with a young man in his arms.

Liao Wenjie stepped forward and took a look. He was wrapped in red cloth and had flowers in his ears. They were red and green just like the groom.

It's just a bit shabby, and the dress is too perfunctory, as if you drank too much on your bachelor night and woke up late the next day, so you rushed to the wedding venue.

"Ah, Uncle Jiu, are others okay?"

Seeing that his brother was unconscious and his hands and feet were twitching from time to time, the owner of the house hurriedly asked.

"Yin energy enters the body, and most of the yang energy is released... You take him away first, and after I kill the female ghost, I will give him a prescription later."

"Thank you Uncle Ninth, thank you Uncle Ninth." The owner of the house was grateful, supported his brother and left quickly.

Looking at the backs of the two of them, Uncle Jiu sighed.

"Uncle Jiu, is there no way to be saved?"

"It's possible to save someone. Qiu Sheng was fascinated by a female ghost before..."

"Master, this is an old story. Can you not mention this?"

"Shut up and listen honestly, so you don't get obsessed with me next time."

Uncle Jiu glared at Qiu Sheng, pointed to the scattered red candles on the ground, and continued: "Qiu Sheng was only fascinated by a ghost for one night. It is not difficult to save him. That man was sucked by the female ghost for several nights in a row, and he was saved for the rest of his life. He is also a sick man and a medicine pot. Looking at his face, I am afraid that he will not be able to have sex again and there will be no future."

Simply put, people are useless.

"The female ghost is really harmful to people. Master, please kill her quickly!" Qiu Sheng trembled when he heard this. He gritted his teeth and wished he could cut the female ghost into pieces on the spot.

"definitely."

Uncle Jiu nodded and frowned: "But the female ghost is hiding in the banana forest and has set up a confusing array based on the forest. It is not easy to find her. We have to find a way to lure her out."

"Uncle Jiu, I have a plan to make the female ghost reveal her true colors."

Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows: "It doesn't matter whether it is the enchantment formation or the confusion formation. We will use strength to overcome cleverness. We will burn the banana forest with fire. When there is nothing left to hide, we will capture the others and attack them together."

Uncle Jiu: (˙灬˙)

It’s so sad!

Uncle Jiu blinked at Liao Wenjie, and continued after a while: "It's not difficult to lure the female ghost out. Dress yourself up in red and green, dress up like a groom, and then use red rope as a matchmaker to tie up the dragon and phoenix candle."

"Light the dragon and phoenix candle, throw one end of the red rope into the banana forest, drag the other end into the house, tie it to your toes, lie down on the bed, and wait for the female ghost to come to the door."

"Oh, by the way, when tying your toes, remember not to tie the knot tightly, otherwise we will really become husband and wife."

"It sounds very simple, Qiusheng is very suitable." Liao Wenjie said.

"Yeah, it's not difficult. Let Brother Jie come. He's so handsome. The female ghost will definitely laugh to death when she sees him." Qiu Sheng nodded.

"It's not difficult at all. There is a prerequisite for being a groom's official."

Uncle Jiu frowned and glanced back and forth at the faces of Liao Wenjie and Qiu Sheng: "Which one of you two is a boy?"

"Qiu Sheng!"

"Brother Jack!"

"..."x3

Uncle Jiu was speechless. This question was in vain. Qiu Sheng had sex with a female ghost and said he was a boy...

Is this looking down on Qiu Sheng or looking down on female ghosts?

As for Liao Wenjie, that's even more hopeless. Not to mention that he had Xiao Huan fascinated by him without even saying a few words. He looked like an experienced veteran at first glance. Just because he is handsome, educated, and well-spoken, if he wants to be a boy, no women will agree.

"Damn it, I would have brought Wencai here if I had known earlier. He is still a boy."

Uncle Jiu sighed repeatedly: "I'm not worried about finding other villagers. What should I do...is...hey, what are you two looking at me for?"

As he was talking, Uncle Jiu suddenly realized that something was wrong. Liao Wenjie and Qiu Sheng looked at him with strange eyes, one on the left and the other on the right.

"No, that's not true!!"

After reacting, Uncle Jiu was furious. He thought, Liao Wenjie and Qiu Sheng were not boys, could he be?

Who are you looking down on?

I think back then, he was also a well-known handsome young man, and he was the most handsome among his brothers. He went out to slay demons many times, and was almost drugged by beautiful women.

"Master, there are some things I didn't say clearly. It would be too hurtful to say them."

Qiu Sheng suppressed his laughter and said seriously: "You often teach me and Wencai that it is our duty to subjugate demons. We should just accept some grievances without shame."

Liao Wenjie nodded in agreement: "Yes, Uncle Jiu, you smell of alcohol. When the female ghost sees you, she will definitely think that you have even drank a glass of wine. It would be easier to go to the wedding directly."

"It's ridiculous. I'm old and have old arms and legs. How can a female ghost like me?"

“For small things, there are always more solutions than problems.”

Liao Wenjie used his clever little brain and said kindly: "Uncle Jiu, when you are lying on the bed, lie down and sleep, so that the female ghost cannot see your old face."

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense. I just remembered it wrong. It doesn't matter if you are a boy or not. Come on, Qiu Sheng."

"Master, it's okay for me to go up, but what if the female ghost doesn't come out?"

"What does it matter? At worst, the forest will be burned down!" Uncle Jiu said fiercely.

…

Ten minutes later, Uncle Jiu, dressed in red and green, with a red cloth wrapped around his waist, lit two dragon and phoenix candles in front of the banana forest with a sad and angry look on his face.

"Master Patriarch, the unworthy disciple Lin...Jiu risked his life today in order to subjugate demons!"