Become a legend in Hong Kong

"..."xN

A group of people in the room looked at each other in confusion. First, there was the wet dream who was so old that he was about to become a monster, and then there was the land immortal who was invincible in the world and fought through hell all the way. The water in the Nine Stars Link tonight was a bit deep, and they might not be able to grasp it.

"What do you think?" Chang Chongzi frowned.

"Let's eat."

Zhengxin sighed: "We're here, we can't just stare at you without doing anything. You can do whatever you want, just order a big lobster for the poor monk. Remember to steam it, monks can't eat greasy food."

The words should be rough and the reasoning should not be rough. The miscellaneous fish should have the self-consciousness of the miscellaneous fish. If the sky falls, there will be land gods to hold it up. If they lie down and wave the flag and shout, the task will be completed.

Thinking of this, the stress in my heart was instantly gone. While looking at the water mirror, I happily picked up the menu.

…

Besides, inside the arena, with the sound of a gong, the 28th Super God of Cookery Competition officially began.

Stephen Zhou and Tang Niu, who had changed their skins, looked at each other for a long time. They could not move even if the enemy was not moving. Even though the other chefs started cooking enthusiastically, the two remained motionless and completely left the competition independently.

That is to say, the BGM is wrong, otherwise it would be a scene where the staff general and the little book boy spit out sweet things.

"Why?"

Stephen Zhou had a sad look on his face, and with his temperament and clothes, he looked like a Chinese hero from a distance. But when he got closer, he still had a somewhat nameless shadow.

"what why?"

Seeing Abbot Mengwei, Tang Niu remained calm on the surface, but actually he was panicking, fearing that in the next scene, he would be caught by Mengwei and taken back to the Shaolin Temple to become a sweeping monk.

"Why kill people?"

Stephen Zhou said that the person who was killed was a turkey with two swords, and that was why he had white hair. People only know how to cherish after losing it. He was beaten severely by the eighteen bronze men every day in the Shaolin Temple, and he finally realized a truth.

Women, rather than loving someone, it is better to be loved by someone, and the same is true for men.

Turkey is the best woman to him besides his mother. She is a bit ugly, has a bad temper, has low quality, and has a loud voice...

There are almost no flaws to speak of.

It's a pity that he woke up too late, the turkey was already dead, and he thought that he would only have to wait until the next life to follow the other party.

"Haha, you taught me, as long as I'm happy." Tang Niu smiled coldly, scolding the killer in his heart for charging so much money for a shitty job, yet he still dared to brag about being a professional.

The two stared at each other in silence again, but because both sides planned to make a 'Buddha Jumps over the Wall', they really didn't have much time to play psychological tactics, so they were forced to stop looking at each other and use their own methods to prepare their own ingredients.

Outside the gate, a group of reporters from Gossip Weekly surrounded Mengwei and asked Stephen Zhou why he had gray hair and was able to tread water easily.

Out of compassion, Mengwei grabbed the hand of a ragged female reporter and warmed her against the cold.

A story about what love is in the world made everyone burst into tears. The female reporter was also moved with emotion and subconsciously brought herself and her wet dream into the role of the hero and heroine.

Considering that he had been dreaming about the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha for decades, he never left the door or took a step forward, he had long since lost all worldly desires, and there was absolutely no way he could be emotionally attracted to a female reporter, so he should just be playing for fun.

Liao Wenjie knows this very well, and there is a professional saying, "Playing in the world, playing tricks when the situation arises."

Closer to home, the Super God of Cookery Competition is coming to an end, with only two minutes left in the final countdown.

After Liao Wenjie and Meng Luo finished their meal, the latter got up and went to the bathroom to touch up her makeup. Liao Wenjie leaned on his seat and closed his eyes to watch the final round.

At this time, a group of accompanying chefs were disqualified for various reasons, leaving only Stephen Zhou and Tang Niu to compete for the title of 'God of Cookery'.

There are many traps in the competition. Stephen Zhou was not aware of it and was tricked by Tang Niu, causing his Buddha to jump over the wall and explode.

Tang Niu was happy, even though he was brutally manipulated by Stephen Zhou Xiu in the middle period. From cooking skills to martial arts, and finally to talent, everything was demoted to worthless, and he even received a few discounts.

But enduring humiliation and surviving in exchange for a bright future, Buddha jumped over the wall and exploded. He didn't believe that Stephen Chow could use the last two minutes to make a comeback and make a delicious dish that would turn the judges into two-fifths instantly.

It’s true. Stephen Zhou recalled the most touching food he had ever eaten in his life and made a bowl of barbecued pork rice.

That was when he was living on the street and at the lowest point in his life. Turkey cooked a bowl of rice for him. Stephen Zhou didn't quite understand the love in it. Looking back...

This bowl of rice was made for turkey by Stephen Zhou. He thought that his love could not compare with turkey's love for him, so he added onions to improve the peeing point.

The judges cried bitterly over a bowl of barbecued pork rice and were moved beyond measure. However, reality is reality and a bowl of barbecued pork rice can't change anything. The organizer of this food god competition is Happy Catering, and Tang Niu is the god of food.

"You're wasting so much time, why don't you choose me!"

Tang Niu laughed heartily and ridiculed Stephen Zhou, his defeated general, and said that his achievements today were all due to Stephen Zhou's good teaching, and he was just adding some wisdom.

Sparse applause rang out, and the chefs accompanying him raised their arms and shouted weakly, shouting that Tang Niu had returned as expected.

His acting skills are touching, and his salary will definitely be deducted.

"There is no such thing as a god of food, or everyone is a god of food..."

Stephen Zhou was unmoved and said calmly: "My father, my mother, my brother, my sister, my son, my son, everyone can be the god of cooking as long as they put their heart into it."

The truth is a bit old and not sensational enough, but it is true if it is clear and light.

Stephen Zhou has long since realized that there is a god of food around everyone. Especially for him, the turkey that served him barbecued pork rice that night was his god of food. It was the turkey that taught him the true meaning of cooking.

"Hahaha---"

Tang Niu laughed arrogantly, pointed at Stephen Zhou and said: "This man has gone crazy. Someone, call him an ambulance quickly."

"ambulance!!"

On the side, the boss of Da Happy followed and added insult to injury, and the two of them worked together to replicate Stephen Zhou's tactics.

"finally come……"

Seeing the murals dancing in the arena, a ball of white light rising into the sky, dispelling the dark clouds in the night sky, Liao Wenjie's eyes flashed red, a mask was fastened on his face, and he teleported over without anyone noticing.

After all, I am asking for advice tonight, so please be polite and cannot wait for the Bodhisattva to show up before showing up.

In the arena, the white light dispersed.

Everyone looked at Liao Wenjie who appeared out of thin air in shock. Liao Wenjie looked at the ceiling in shock.

What the hell, I thought you would take action, but you thought I would take action, so you stopped?

"You, who are you?"

Several security personnel who were maintaining order at the scene were a little panicked. Suddenly, a white light lit up, and the whole room was so white that bones could be seen. Then it turned into a living person, and a strange man wearing a mask appeared out of nowhere...

This must be a supernatural event, right? !

On the upper floor, the tourist group who were eating and drinking put down their bowls and chopsticks and stared at the water mirror without blinking. They still haven't figured it out yet. They are wet dreams and land gods. They came here just to see the delicious food with hidden secrets. Selection contest?

"Nothing, I'm passing by, excuse me, you continue." Liao Wenjie shrugged silently and disappeared in a flash.

It's so embarrassing, I won't be faster next time.

"..."xN

The tour group was silent for a long time. After a long time, Chang Chongzi put down the lobster and sighed: "Experts must be unpredictable in their actions. Our realm is not enough!"

"It's extreme, it's extreme."

"makes sense."

"I think so too!"

There was chaos in the arena, and a group of people screamed, Tang Niu felt uneasy, and regardless of the process, he grabbed the trophy and raised it above his head: "Stephen Zhou, did you see that, I, Tang Niu, am the god of food!"

The white light turned on, and the mural of the goddess on the ceiling began to dance again.

"No, come again?"

Tang Niu pushed up his sunglasses and cursed secretly that people with special abilities deserved to be disliked. They didn't have any eyesight at all, and they deserved to be popular.

There was no ghost. He appeared in white clothes. His figure was hazy and barely visible. The slight aura he exuded made a group of monks on the upper level lie down on the spot.

Master Guanyin.

Facts have proved that their guess was correct. The water is very deep and cannot be grasped by other fish.

But the water is too deep, and a whale will drown if it comes.

A group of people were too scared to sweat. They had no idea at all and couldn't even muster the strength to wave the flag and shout.

"God of Food, you were originally the god in charge of cooking in the sky. Because of your violation of heaven's rules, you were punished to suffer thirty-six calamities and seventy-two tribulations. Today you have re-understood the true meaning of food. The bowl of rice you just made..."

"That bowl of rice is worse than bullshit. No, even dogs won't eat it!"

The happy boss snorted coldly, waved his hand and snatched the spray gun from the security guard's hand. He pulled the trigger and sprayed with his mouth: "Stephen Zhou, the special effects are not bad. The gods have invited you to come down to earth. Why don't you change your career?" If you go to make a movie, remember to come to me for investment."

After two shots, the happy boss twitched and fell to the ground, turning into a mangy dog.

Seeing this scene, Tang Niu put down the troll in his hand and put the trophy back on the podium.

He is just a passerby, he is here to watch the movie, no one can stop him, he will go back with the dreamer after watching it, and from then on he will be a sweeper.

"God of Cookery, your merits have been fulfilled today, and you will return to the throne of God in one life."

After Master Guanyin completed the process, regardless of the consequences of his appearance in this world, the white light slowly faded and he was about to leave.

"Bodhisattva, please stay."

Liao Wenjie, who had been waiting for a long time, appeared in a flash, with a pair of red eyes shining brightly under his mask.

"It turns out to be Donor Liao. The poor monk is polite." Master Guanyin put his hands together and gave a slight salute.

"Young monks in the human world should not receive the courtesy of Bodhisattva, or their lifespan will be shortened."

Liao Wenjie took a step back: "In the past, I heard the Bodhisattva talk about the way of the three thousand worlds, and I had a deep understanding. But I didn't expect that the Bodhisattva would still remember me, a little Taoist priest."

"Donor Liao, why should you be humble? Your power is boundless and your supernatural powers are vast. You have the power to suppress a lifetime, and you have the virtue of reestablishing the six paths of reincarnation. You have immeasurable merits and virtues. Not to mention a poor monk, even if the Buddha is here, you will be deeply touched by the great mercy of the benefactor." .”

"Hiss, it turns out that Pindao is already so awesome, why didn't I know..."

Liao Wenjie complained, skipping the commercial exaggeration, and said: "Forget about Buddha, that guy... it's so miserable to trap the poor Taoist. One move of the Tathagata Palm has caused the poor Taoist state to stagnate, and it's only now that he can barely figure it out." A little clue to break through the shackles.”

"Gudu!" xN

The conversation made the onlookers go crazy, and the upper-level monks burst into tears.

Where is the submarine? If they don't come to rescue them, they will drown.

Everyone's assessment of 'No. 1' was wrong. He was too low-key, causing everyone to misunderstand his social circle and think he was just an ordinary land god.

All the monks just want to ask, you are so proud, why don't you put on more airs? Only if you put on more airs can you be worthy of your status!

Also, if you are so strong, why don't you leave? Why don't you ascend to heaven and become a god?

Are there too many beauties in the world, or are the fairies in heaven too immobile?

"That's wrong."

Master Guanyin shook his head slightly: "That was not the original intention of the Buddha. That move with the Tathagata Divine Palm was the opportunity of Donor Liao, and it was also the predestined relationship between the Donor and Buddhism. However, the Donor had great wisdom and made rapid progress in cultivation, and the Buddha could not count himself. Good intentions lead to bad things.”

"Okay, if the Bodhisattva is willing to say this, the poor Taoist can only listen to it."

Liao Wenjie raised his hand and clenched his fist: "Buddhism is the right thing to do. Regardless of whether the Buddha has good intentions or not, he did bad things after all. Today, I have some enlightenment and a magical power. Please give me some enlightenment!"

Just two chapters, I wish everyone a happy holiday tomorrow!