Become a legend in Hong Kong
Chapter 581 My Wife’s Banana Fan
"Senior sister, what should I do? Should I return it or not? You should say something!"
In the distance, Chun Sanniang frowned and pondered, considering the gains and losses. Bai Jingjing saw that Liao Wenjie was about to win the banana fan, and couldn't help but urge her again.
Seeing the Bull Demon King looking up and shouting, turning a blind eye to Liao Wenjie in front of him, one can imagine why the sisters and Liao Wenjie were evenly divided in the first place.
Illusions, everything is an illusion. At that time, they were not serious at all and were just playing around with their sisters.
Chun Sanniang was more miserable and was played twice.
"Junior sister, the situation has changed. We can't afford Tang Monk's meat in this life... Let's go back to Pansi Cave!" Chun Sansanniang said bitterly.
The strength gap between the Bull Demon King and Tang Sanzang was too great, and the gap between them was by no means limited to just the two of them. Forcibly entering the competition would only involve themselves.
After thinking about it, the two of them were pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain like the Bull Demon King, with their buttocks facing out...
No matter where you go, this indifferent Wuyue Mountain will become a golden market entrance in the future, with an endless flow of people coming together.
Thinking of this, Chun Sanniang shuddered.
If you are too cowardly to give it away, leave now.
Bai Jingjing breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this. She was afraid that Chun Sanniang would bravely rush up, which would bring bad luck to her. The two of them looked at each other and returned with the Supreme Treasure and the Second Master, preparing to make a big circle, far away Avoid Tang Sanzang, who could bury the whole world, and return to Pansi Cave to become a quiet female fairy.
"It hurts...it hurts me so much."
At the edge of the sand, Patriarch Bodhi climbed up from a group of cow carcasses, and moved towards the Bodhi Cave with difficulty with a slightly sad pace.
It was difficult to walk and reach the sky. Every step he took, his face turned blue and white alternately.
Bang!
A figure fell from the sky and hit Patriarch Bodhi, causing the two of them to fall into pieces.
Ancestor Bodhi was injured more and more, and was only one step away from being seriously injured and dying. He raised his head with difficulty, trying to see which bastard was plotting against him.
Their eyes met, it was the Supreme Treasure, their eyes looked innocent.
"Don't look at me. I don't want to be thrown down by Miss Jingjing's senior sister Chun Sansanniang." The Supreme Treasure pointed in the air, and Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang fell from the sky. The latter's hand was still tight. Holding up the collar of the second boss.
"Senior sister, this monkey is still useful, you..."
"What's the use? Keep it for yourself!!"
Chun Sanzang snorted coldly: "Junior sister, I know that you have lingering feelings for the smelly monkey, but the word "sex" has a knife on your head. You don't even think about it. Tang Sanzang is so good at beating, and you are holding his apprentice. What if someone comes to your door?"
"I……"
Bai Jingjing looked struggling and almost blurted out that Tang Sanzang in this life did not have a white dragon horse. She could transform into a skeleton war horse and camel Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures.
Not to mention, the painting style is very suitable for Tang Sanzang in this life.
Seeing that Bai Jingjing was speechless, Chun Sananniang didn't say anything more and was about to drag her away. From the corner of her eye, she caught sight of Patriarch Bodhi, who was pretending to be dead and stretched out his body, and sneered as he pulled out his long sword.
"Ancestor Bodhi, don't blame me for being ruthless. Tang Sanzang is really scary. If you snitch on him, we two sisters will die."
"Wait, don't kill me. If you kill me, you will never eat Tang Monk's meat."
Patriarch Bodhi used his old skills again and turned around...
Unable to push the carp up, he resisted the pain and arched his head, pulled the Supreme Treasure and clasped his neck: "I have the Sun Wukong who entrusted me with the world. He is the only one who knows where Tang San is hiding. Please be honest with me." .”
The face of Patriarch Bodhi, whose facial features were distorted due to pain, was particularly ferocious at this moment, and had a very threatening power of death, which really scared Chun Sanniang.
Chun Sansanniang's heart trembled, and she frowned and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Isn't Tang Sanzang over there?"
"Tang San is hiding over there. What do you mean? He hasn't even been born yet..."
Ancestor Bodhi was quick to speak, but when he realized it, he shut up in a hurry, tightly clasped the hand of the Supreme Treasure, and said viciously: "Damn stinky monkey, you actually used tricks to deceive me, and betrayed your master."
"Damn it, I didn't do anything. You obviously blamed me because you thought I was easy to bully... Oh, be gentle, just act, don't be serious."
"what is going on?"
Chun Sanniang's inner desire for Tang Sanzang had just been extinguished for a while, but now it was burning again. She stepped forward with her sword and threatened: "Smelly monkey, you said that the pretty boy from the Ax Gang is Tang Sanzang, are you lying to me?"
"I'm not lying to you. The military advisor is Tang Sanzang. This secret was told by Putao himself, and I'm just conveying it."
The Supreme Treasure was rightly accused. Sun Wukong, who claimed to be the reincarnation, except for a small evil intention of coveting Bai Jingjing, was forced by the situation to survive.
Who would have thought that Chun Sanniang, a silly woman, would really believe it, and because of the situation, she would sell Liao Wenjie without wanting to die.
Patriarch Bodhi was about the same as him. Facing Chun Sanniang's murderous eyes, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Yes, I said that. When the Bull Demon King came to the door, I had no choice but to point out the most handsome one. "
"Grape, then you should point to me."
"you shut up!"
Chun Sansanniang scolded angrily, thinking about the cause and effect, she laughed on the spot.
The reincarnated Tang Sanzang has not yet been born, and the Bull Demon King gave her free gift today. After all, she is the biggest winner.
Bang!
Bai Jingjing made a sneak attack from behind and slapped Chun Sananniang on the back of the heart, causing her to vomit blood and fly out.
"Senior sister, what should I do if you laugh too loudly and attract some pretty boys?"
Bai Jingjing raised her lips proudly. Opposite him, Supreme Treasure's eyes lit up. He slapped Ancestor Bodhi's hand away and walked towards Bai Jingjing with a smile.
He secretly thought that it was a pity, but it was a pity that he was just pretending and was not the real reincarnation of Sun Wukong. Otherwise, he would tell his sweetheart the location of Tang Sanzang no matter what.
"Thirty-year-old girl, are you okay?"
"Go away."
Chun Sanniang pushed away the second master who ran over to help her, and after standing up, she sneered repeatedly. She calmly wiped the blood stains from the corner of her mouth, as if she was watching a good show: "Junior sister, people say that we can share hardships together, but we cannot share blessings. You really didn’t disappoint me.”
Bai Jingjing felt a chill in her heart, and she vaguely sensed something was wrong. She raised her hand and saw that the palm that attacked Chun Sananniang was now black and blue, as if she had been poisoned by Chun Sanniang's unique poison.
"Hahaha----"
Chun Sansanniang laughed loudly and said: "Junior sister, you have been poisoned by my Pansi Soft Armor. If you don't have my antidote within seven days, you will turn into a pool of pus and blood and die."
Bai Jingjing took a breath of cold air, recalling the tragic scene of death from the poison in her mind, and hurriedly explained: "Senior sister, you misunderstood, I have no other ideas, I am just afraid that your loud voice will attract..."
"Bitch, shut up."
Seeing this scene, Zhizunbao nodded calmly, returned to Ancestor Bodhi, grabbed his hand and clasped it around his neck: "Oh, Putao, calm down, I am the only one who knows where Tang San is hiding, don't be too nervous He strangled me vigorously."
"Ah this..."
Ancestor Bodhi blinked speechlessly, and whispered in the ear of Supreme Treasure: "Gang leader, you have betrayed the gang, no one believes in your hard acting!"
"Then let's make it real, otherwise we will all die tonight."
"Okay, it's up to you."
Ancestor Bodhi sensed his sadness, and instantly showed a ferocious look on his face. He clamped the Supreme Treasure's neck fiercely: "You heard it. Now I have two lives on my shoulders. If I become ruthless, I won't recognize my relatives. If you don't want me to strangle Tuoshi Sun Wukong to death, just let us go." Two left.”
"Hmph! I'm sorry you don't dare!"
Watching the crappy show, Chun Sanniang couldn't help but sneer. She slapped the Supreme Treasure with her palm in the air, and used a move to hit the cow across the mountain and send Bodhi ancestor flying.
"Smelly monkey, it's not that easy to die if you fall into my hands."
Chun Sanniang strode forward, holding the Supreme Treasure and the Second Master's back collar in each hand, and flew straight to the Pansi Cave.
When Bai Jingjing saw this, she sighed helplessly and followed Chun Sansanniang and left Wuyue Mountain.
On the ground, Patriarch Bodhi struggled to get up. His will to survive was astonishing, and he finally got out of the marquee state.
He glanced at the direction where the Supreme Treasure disappeared: "There are no regrets in the world. Gang leader, you can go with peace of mind. When I recover from my injuries, I will practice in seclusion for another hundred and eighty years. At that time, Chun Sansanniang will still be alive, and I will be careless again." If you meet her by chance, she will definitely avenge you."
…
On the other side of the sand sea, Liao Wenjie opened the Bull Demon King's hand, jumped a long way away, and studied the fan he had lost for many years.
It's very confusing.
The banana fan can be big or small, as small as an almond leaf, or as big as... It depends on the owner's intention, but it won't be too exaggerated, and it won't be able to transform into Optimus Prime like the Dinghai Divine Needle.
But this requires matching formulas. Without the formulas, the banana fan cannot be commanded.
Just like the banana fan at this time, the Bull Demon King changed it according to his own body shape. It was a bit too big for Liao Wenjie and was not very handy.
He tried forcible refining and found that the Bull Demon King had left a mark on the fan. If he wanted to successfully turn the banana fan into his own appearance, he had to either forcibly refine it or kill the Bull Demon King and then refine it.
"Amitabha, the monk is compassionate. The cow donor traveled thousands of miles to return the fan that had been lost for many years to the poor monk. He could not retaliate with kindness and kill him."
Liao Wenjie shook his head, this is not good, it will ruin the reputation of Buddhism, and it will be miserable if the abbot of Lingshan comes to visit him. It would be safer to press the Bull Demon King down the mountain with his butt facing out, and then torture him severely to make him withdraw voluntarily.
Thinking of this, his thoughts dispersed, and the Bull Demon King broke away from the inner demon state, picked up three steel forks and ran over with anger.
"Bald donkey, return the banana fan..."
"mine!"
Liao Wenjie put the banana fan on his shoulder and slapped it with one hand, causing the Bull Demon King to fall in the air and fall headfirst to the ground.
"The anger is evil! The anger is evil——"
After the Bull Demon King got up, he was trembling with anger. Even an honest Bull couldn't bear this situation, not to mention that he had never been honest.
His chest swelled, and he let out a long roar when he looked up to the sky. The black demonic cloud pillars rose straight into the sky, and the boundless demonic clouds rolled away. With Wuyue Mountain as the center, all the land thousands of miles away was covered by black clouds.
On the ground, the Bull Demon King revealed his true form. A big white bull with a strong body, not far different from the Wuyue Mountain from head to tail, stepped and stood.
The horns are like two iron towers, and the two steel-toothed blades are shining with cold light. Black demonic clouds are breathing from the breath, and the red eyes are hidden in them, and they look like the face of an evil ghost.
"Niu Donor, you have misunderstood. The poor monk does not want a mount."
Liao Wenjie waved his hands repeatedly, and if he couldn't beat him, he would join. There was nothing wrong with him, but he could always be used as a mount for others...
Not only did the price drop, but they were also not responsible for Xiao Niuzi.
Aren't you afraid that he will be like Manjushri Bodhisattva, and he will be castrated by you as soon as he raises his hand?
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he became even more angry. He opened his bloody mouth and spit out a roaring flood. The water waves surged into the sky, forming the power of a river and sea in the blink of an eye. The huge waves tens of feet high rolled down like a city wall.
Liao Wenjie narrowed his eyes slightly, unwilling to use the magic power of "drinking water" to take this move. This was a matter of principle, and he would not follow it even if Mrs. Niu came.
A red light flashed in his eyes, and the flood of thousands of hectares disappeared without a trace in an instant. High in the sky, billowing clouds gathered, and the demonic clouds slowly sank toward the boundless earth.
In just a few breaths, thunder broke out and thunder snakes swam across the sky.
The heavy rain fell suddenly, each drop was the size of a soybean, crackling against the sea of sand, and in just a moment it soaked all the dry land around Wuyue Mountain.
The Bull Demon King was unwilling to admit defeat. The bull's head was lowered, and the two iron tower horns crossed the ground.
In the roaring and trembling sound, the ground collapsed into abyss and cracked, and underground rivers surged. He actually uprooted the entire Wuyue Mountain and pinned it on two horns.
The Bull Demon King roared angrily, swung the bull's head and threw the Wuyue Mountain, hitting Liao Wenjie.
The mountains and rivers shook and roared.
A huge Wuyue Mountain fell from the sky, carrying lightning and thunder, shattering the sky and sending raindrops flying.
"Well done!"
Liao Wenjie rushed forward and caught the five-fingered mountain in mid-air with one hand.
[Moving mountains to fill the sea, unstoppable]
His eyes flashed red, and he used the magical power of 'Mustard Seed Sumeru' to compress the Wuyue Mountain. When the size gradually took advantage of him, he suddenly threw it towards the Bull Demon King.
The wind of your palm opens the way, and the golden light is infinite.
On the ground, a huge palm print was dented, and the Bull Demon King fell into it. Unable to support the huge consumption, he turned into a tauren state.
Looking at Wuyue Mountain roaring down from above his head and soaring in the wind, he beat his chest with both fists, forced his head to roar, and raised his hands to catch the mountain.
Boom! !
The mountains fell steadily, suppressing the Bull Demon King until he made no sound.
After a while, a bull head came out of the gap at the foot of the mountain, breathing heavily: "Tang Sanzang in this life is really evil. He can actually pin me, Lao Niu, under the Wuzhi Mountain. He is lucky, Lao Niu is a little less capable than him." If we have half a chip, we won’t hold a big banquet for him.”
As soon as he climbed out of Wuyue Mountain, the Bull Demon King met Liao Wenjie who was smiling. He did not pursue the question of the ownership of the banana fan and quietly went back to the foot of Wuyue Mountain.
Of course, when it comes to drilling, the head must be outside. This is his last stubbornness.
"Hmph, you said your head is out, so I don't want to lose face?"
Liao Wenjie's eyes flashed red, and the tauren's body turned around so that its butt was facing outward, and its legs kicked up in the air.
Liao Wenjie thought for a moment, looking at the posture in front of him, he was afraid that as soon as he stepped forward with his front foot, the Bull Demon King would escape with his hind foot.
After thinking for a while, he took out a seal from the Dharma sign and put it on the buttocks of the Bull Demon... on Fang's mountain.
The seal that Buddha used to seal the Black Rakshasa weapon came from Ji Dian's hand. Although it is of no use, it is just a fake one. It cannot compare to the one with the monkey on it. But then again, no matter how weak it is, it is still the handiwork of Buddha. Even if it is For the sake of face, this seal can suppress the Bull Demon King for ten days and a half.
Sure enough, when the seal was put on, the whole mountain suddenly became one, as hard as diamond.
"Ahem!"
Liao Wenjie clenched his fist and coughed softly: "Donor Niu, I don't want to marry you by force. The fate between Banana Fan and you is over, and you will become a passerby from now on. You can take back the mark yourself!"
Just as he was talking, Liao Wenjie's eyes flashed, and he found that the world had reset its space again.
To be more precise, he was reset in space and came to a new small world.
In front of them, seven strange-looking monsters knelt down and raised their glasses to the sky at the same time.
"Today, I, the Great Sage Pingtian, the Bull Demon King, would like to marry my six virtuous brothers, Jinlan. From now on, I will not ask for the same year, the same day, the same...same..."
Looking at the sudden appearance of Liao Wenjie, their eyes met, and the Bull Demon King Abba Abba started to tremble.
"me……"
"You are so angry! My wife's banana fan——"
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