Become a legend in Hong Kong

Li Godan and whatnot are a bit far-fetched. Just because Duan Xiaoxiao has a ring in her hand, we can't equate her with the great god of Santan Haihui.

Otherwise, according to this logic, the statement that Taishang Laojun is Duan Xiaoxiao is also valid.

According to the original work, it was Avalokitesvara who gave the magic weapon 'gold, tightness and curse' to Tang Monk and asked him to subdue the monsters as a thug. Therefore, if Duan Xiaoxiao has a hidden identity, it can only be Avalokitesvara.

Back to the main story, Duan Xiaoxiao used flying props to carry out carpet bombing. The battle was one-sided, and dozens of big muscle tyrants were wiped out in one fell swoop.

According to the established routine, after the warriors cleared away the mobs and gained experience, it was the Demon King's turn to officially appear.

This time was no exception, the kitchen door creaked open.

In the gloomy room, the stove was burning brightly, a large pot of boiling water was boiling on the stove, and the red soup was steaming.

The man in costume looks like a young boy, his greasy face is like a mask, and he maintains a winning smile from beginning to end. Against the weird background, it really feels like a horror movie.

Pig just hyena.

An infatuated man died tragically at the hands of an adulterer. His biggest mistake was not that he loved his wife too much and allowed her to do whatever he wanted, but...

ugly.

It is not difficult to understand why he insisted on wearing a mask on his face after becoming a pig demon.

Without him, I am obsessed with you.

Click!

Sun Wukong, who was squatting on Tang Sanzang's shoulder, looked stupid and hurriedly took a bite of cucumber to calm down his shock. The shape of this pig was a bit beyond his psychological expectations. He couldn't accept it for a moment, and he felt disgusted in his heart.

Tang Sanzang didn't have so many ideas. He frowned and looked at the other version of Bajie. Seeing that his evil aura was too strong, he silently recited the Buddha's name, feeling quite unhappy in his heart.

It is understandable that Zhu Bajie, who forcibly marries Miss Gao, is too pure compared to the greasy little pig Gang Hye.

Liao Wenjie saw the performance of the two masters and apprentices, and smiled without saying anything. There were too many versions of Tang Sanzang, and their personalities were very different. If he were the Tang Monk from the classic TV series, he would probably turn a blind eye and default to The monkey beat him to death with a stick.

After all, medicine can cure diseases and Buddha can save destined people. The greasy little pig has too many black spots on its mane. It is better to give him a chance to be cremated on the spot than to give him a chance to clear his name.

To be even more cruel, switch to the one-punch-three-burial version of Tang Seng. His clothes were blown off on the spot, and his ashes were scattered with three punches and two kicks.

Back on the field, Zhu Ganghe's official expression remained unchanged. He looked at Duan Xiaoxiao for a moment, saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth. He did not use weapons immediately, but rushed in front of Duan Xiaoxiao and started a tense and exciting close fight with him. Fight personally.

Just by looking at the slaps or claws, you can tell that this guy has no other thoughts except lust.

That's right.

It's a pity that Zhu Gangxi chose the wrong opponent. Duan Xiaoxiao has good hand-to-hand combat skills. Without the use of the indefinite flying ring, he is no weaker than him in a one-on-one duel. The dirty pig hand has repeatedly attacked but failed to occupy the tactical high ground.

Not to mention the strategic low point, it would be almost the same if his master Chen Xuanzang were to play.

Momentarily underestimating the enemy, Zhu Ganghe received several punches in the face and was kicked in the air by Duan Xiaoxiao. He stooped back ten steps and hit the pillar candlestick with a bang.

The mask's smile is still calm, but the difference is that it has a few more fine lines than before.

Zhu Ganghye waved his hand and patted the shoe prints on his chest, raised his hand to grab the candlestick, dragged it out and danced like the wind.

In the whirlpool of flames, the red candle burned out instantly, revealing nine sharp and cold spikes - the nine-tooth rake.

Liao Wenjie took a closer look. The nine-tooth nail rake in Zhu Ganghye's hand was in good condition and was undoubtedly of high quality. However, compared with the nine-tooth nail rake in the original work, it was destined to be nothing more than shit.

It is still the non-original flavor that spreads out a certain distance in space, worse than a younger brother among younger brothers.

Buzz————

The nine-toothed rake roared through the air, and the sharp blade buzzed in mid-air. Hearing Duan Xiaoxiao's expression change suddenly, he used the Indefinite Flying Ring to fight back without thinking.

Flying props are suitable for medium and long-range battles. When used at close range, they are destined to only be used as defensive weapons. They are less offensive and more defensive, and they are destined not to last long.

Soon, Duan Xiaowei was beaten into a state of disarray and was exhausted. His clothes had many scratches, and the bleeding injuries looked extremely tragic.

Sun Wukong was biting a cucumber and watching the show calmly, while Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and cast a fiery gaze at Liao Wenjie.

In academia, this look is seen as threatening.

Liao Wenjie twitched his lips and patted the shoulder of Chen Xuanzang next to him. When he looked confused, Liao Wenjie pressed his shoulder and made him face the battlefield.

Bang!

Before Chen Xuanzang could react, he was kicked on the butt. In an instant, his feet were off the ground. He screamed loudly in the air like a slaughtering pig. Before he hit the ground, he hit the pig's hyena and smashed the greasy smiling face mask.

"Ho ho ho——"

The mask came off, and the fat-headed and big-eared pig hyena roared angrily.

The target was Liao Wenjie, and there were too many subjective emotions mixed into the roar, mainly resentment, resentment and jealousy. Zhu Ganghe complained that God was unfair. He was also born as a human being, so why was he only given ugliness?

It would be fine if he was only ugly, but he still had a kind heart!

"Good assist!"

Duan Xiaoxiao got a chance to breathe. Taking advantage of Zhu Ganghe's distraction, he stepped forward and launched a combination of punches, knocking off the nine-tooth rake. He fattened Zhu Ganghe in a circle at an extremely fast speed, even hitting his big belly. out.

Zhu Gangxi fought back violently, and the two fought for several moves. Duan Xiaoxiao was exhausted. Taking advantage of his petite body, a lazy donkey rolled around and came behind Zhu Gangxi, and used a flying ring that could be big or small. He grabbed Zhu Gang's hyena by the neck and hit him hard on the back continuously.

The pig has strong arms and a round waist. Even though it was locked by the joint technique, it still did not lose its mobility. With a violent roar, one person and one demon rolled across the ball.

Chen Xuanzang stood up in a daze. In his sight, he didn't know whether it was Zhu Ganghe who had locked Duan Xiaoxiao or Duan Xiaoxiao who had locked Zhu Ganghe.

"Look at your sister, help me...!"

Duan Xiaoxiao clenched his teeth and uttered words between his teeth, asking Chen Xuanzang to quickly lower his mouth and suck out the soul of the pig demon mouth to mouth.

At this time, Zhu Ganghye's soul was beaten to the throat and locked by the Wuding Flying Ring. A professional and dedicated exorcist could easily take it down simply by opening his mouth.

It sounds easier than done. Chen Xuanzang looked at the greasy mouth in front of him, the uneven yellow teeth, and the meat residue and vegetable leaves stuck in the gaps between the teeth. Then he smelled the heady smell of swill, and his expression gradually changed. White turns green.

There is one thing to say, it's not that he can't keep his mouth shut, as long as justice can be carried out, he is not afraid of death, but...

Ashamed to say, this was his first kiss and it was of great significance.

"Prrrrr——"

Seeing Chen Xuanzang's hesitation, Zhugang sneezed out. In an instant, the stench and fishy yellow saliva covered Chen Xuanzang's face.

After successfully breaking through the defense, Chen Xuanzang turned around and vomited without saying a word.

Snapped!

The familiar sound of kicking the butt sounded. Under Chen Xuanzang's surprised gaze, Tang Sanzang flew up into the air. After a brief period of fright, he quickly calmed down and plunged into Zhu Ganghye's arms. He first picked up the pet monkey and hit Zhu Ganghye. face, then hugged the pig's head and chewed it hard.

"His Liu! His Liu!"

Tang Sanzang hugged the pig's head, with no image in his heart and no image in his eyes. He took a deep breath and took the pig's mane spirit into his mouth.

Without the support of the soul, Zhu Gangxi's body quickly turned into sand, just like the proprietress and the waiter conjured by a blind eye, the sand turned into nothing.

Decisive and straightforward, with no intention of being sloppy, and unswerving faith, Chen Xuanzang felt ashamed of himself and at the same time felt ashamed of his retreat.

He is also an exorcist, but he is so different.

If you don't have the ability, forget it, and you don't even have the attitude. How dare you call yourself an exorcist?

"Uh-huh-"

Tang Sanzang puffed out his cheeks and pointed at the mouth where the air was beginning to leak. He glanced at it and raised his hand to catch the monkey.

Sun Wukong was so frightened that he rolled around and broke free from the rope tied around his neck. He chirped and fled behind the pillar.

Because of the art of transformation, in the eyes of outsiders, he is a dirty monkey with mixed hair and a height above his knees. His animal nature is to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, so it is not surprising that he behaves like this.

At least in Chen Xuanzang's eyes, this was the fact. He took a deep breath and stepped forward to hold Tang Sanzang's shoulders.

"I come!!"

Under Tang Sanzang's astonished gaze, Chen Xuanzang leaned forward and blocked his mouth.

“Bah, bah, bah—”

"Bo!"

The picture was too eye-catching. Liao Wenjie turned his head in disgust. Zixia beside him took a deep breath and raised his hand to cover Zhizunbao's eyes to prevent him from suddenly opening the door to a new world.

The demonic energy entered his body, and Chen Xuanzang instantly felt top-heavy and his skin turned blue and black.

At the critical moment when he couldn't hold on anymore, Tang Sanzang stepped forward again and helped him take a few breaths.

Duan Xiaoxiao:!!('')

Within sight, the pig demon's soul was swapping left and right, sometimes in Chen Xuanzang's mouth, sometimes in Tang Sanzang's mouth. Looking at the overwhelmed expressions of the two, it was clear that if she didn't speak out, all her previous efforts would be in vain.

Of course, this scene cannot be ruled out until the end of time.

Can……

Duan Xiaoxiao's face was full of disgust, and he finally decided to do it. When Chen Xuanzang couldn't hold it anymore, he pushed Tang Sanzang away with his mouth wide open, kissed Chen Xuanzang mouth to mouth, and took over the pig demon's spirit.

She took out the demon-conquering bag hanging on her back, spit out Zhu Ganghe's soul into it, patted her chest and shouted for luck.

The process of subduing the demon this time was dangerous and tortuous. If it hadn't been for good luck, he might have failed.

"Female Bodhisattva, why did you choose to kiss him instead of me just now?"

"???"

Hearing the inquiry beside him, Duan Xiaoxiao turned his head blankly, looked at the serious Tang Sanzang, and shuddered subconsciously: "I warn you, don't have any wrong thoughts about me, it is impossible for us. Also , I am not a person who judges people by their appearance. Choosing him is just a coincidence. It is definitely not a matter of weighing the pros and cons and avoiding the uglier you!"

"Female Bodhisattva, you misunderstood."

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and said with a serious face: "If you really weigh the pros and cons, you should choose me. He is too young, and the affairs between men and women are too deep for him to control."

"???"

"Female Bodhisattva, because you just kissed him, you made him fall in love with a man and a woman, which is very bad for his future practice!" Tang Sanzang said seriously and filled Duan Xiaoxiao's head with questions. Chen Xuanzang's face turned red. Firmly deny that you have any ideas.

At this moment, the cloth bag in Duan Xiaoxiao's hand beat violently, and due to the fierce struggle of the pigs inside, it hissed and cracked.

"I want to die..."

Duan Xiaoxiao hurriedly threw away the bag. Seeing that the bag swelled rapidly and the pig demon was about to escape, he hurriedly grabbed Chen Xuanzang next to him and led him to escape from the gate of Gaolaozhuang.

Before leaving, he did not forget to tell Liao Wenjie and others to run away quickly.

No one ran.

Sun Wukong said that bullying Zhu Bajie was a professional counterpart, and he didn't panic even if he tried it. Zhizunbao said that with Liao (guan) Wen (shi) Jie (yin) present, he would not panic if he received a stack.

The same goes for Zixia and Tang Sanzang. Everyone agrees that it is Zhu Ganghe who should run away.

Bang! !

There was a loud bang and rags flew away. A huge wild boar stood in the middle of the hall and roared loudly. Its scarlet and ferocious eyes swept across the crowd, and finally aimed at Liao Wenjie. He stepped out with four strong short legs and charged towards him fiercely. go.

The abbot was right. Because of Zhu Gangxi's experiences during his lifetime, he hated women who judged others by their appearance, and even more disgusted with handsome men.

Snapped!

Following a slap of golden light, the wild boar flew up to the roof of the lobby at a speed that was hard to detect with the naked eye, sinking its entire body deep into it. After landing, its limbs twitched, and large areas of dirty blood and black gas were sprayed from its mouth.

There is less air coming in and more air coming out. If he doesn't get rescued, he will be gone.

Sun Wukong's eyelids twitched. He suspected that Liao Wenjie was killing a pig to show the monkeys, and warned him not to be petty.

"Amitabha!"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together: "Donor Liao, although he is not Bajie, he is still Bajie. After all, he is my disciple. Please be merciful and give him a way to survive."

Liao Wenjie shrugged. According to his point of view, this pig demon was not qualified to clear his name, so he would die if he died. If the journey to the west lacks a teammate, Chen Xuanzang can recruit another teammate.

but……

Looking at Tang Sanzang with a determined expression, Liao Wenjie still waved his hand and sprinkled a mist of water.

"Elder Tang, this Bajie is not the other Bajie. You said he is your disciple... In my opinion, he can't reach such a high level."

"It doesn't matter. The poor monk will educate him well and try to make him realize it as soon as possible and change his mind to become a good monster."

"..."

Liao Wenjie remained silent when he heard this. Tang Sanzang's preaching method would drive a monster crazy, and it could be considered a form of punishment.

Maybe this is because evil people will have their own troubles!

Behind the pillar, the monkey instantly became energetic.

He recognized this Bajie!

From today on, Zhu Ganghe is his little brother. He is protected by the Monkey King, and no one is allowed to touch him.

Monkey's brain is quick, and he knows that in a worse situation, Zhu Ganghye needs therapy more than him. If Zhu Ganghye survives, he will be happy for one more day.

Good brother, you are so loyal, I will bully you next time.

…

On the other side, Chen Xuanzang and Duan Xiaoxiao, who had escaped from Gaolaozhuang, ran all the way. Seeing that Zhu Ganghe was not chasing them, they stopped in front of a creek.

Duan Xiaoxiao opened his clothes and washed the wound with water. The blood flowed while applying medicine. He grabbed Chen Xuanzang's hand and pressed it on the acupuncture point on his chest.

Chen Xuanzang, who had just experienced a terrible first kiss, could not withstand the stimulation, and his nosebleed suddenly broke out. However, because human life was at stake and saving others was more important, he did not refuse.

Chen Xuanzang was stunned. Because he was so shocked, he forgot to look at anyone who was not polite and his eyes widened even wider.

Duan Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes: "Boy, although exorcists are informal, your behavior of deliberately taking advantage is a bit excessive."

"I'm sorry, I...I forgot that I have eyelids." Chen Xuanzang quickly closed his eyes. Without the impact of his sight, the picture in his mind was even more unbearable, and he ran away like a life-threatening nosebleed.

Judging from the amount of bleeding, his injury was much more serious than Duan Xiaoxiao's.

…

In the distance, in the grass, a row of people squatted.

Liao Wenjie: (一`一;)

Too peaceful, no, too hard!

If Duan Xiaoxiao is really Guanyin, this approach is too...

Oh, the Bodhisattva has no form in her heart, and there is no form in herself. The matters of man and woman are meaningless to her.

"To be fair, why didn't she use this trick to persuade me not to be sexually involved with women?"