Become a legend in Hong Kong

In a cave, two monkeys sparred at each other, one scolded the other for being retarded, and the other scolded the other for being retarded.

The mouth is fragrant, elegant and easy-going.

There was only so much talk, and no one could win over the other with the scolding. The scolding battle escalated into a fist fight, with them hugging each other and biting each other.

And because of the seal, the two monkeys would suffer physical pain whenever they made any noise, so they tried their best to control themselves. Their fighting style was very characteristic of the monkeys, and they would definitely steal the peach within three moves.

At the entrance of the cave, Liao Wenjie and the others looked down at the two monkeys rolling around with the ball in their arms. They were all speechless for a while, not knowing what to say.

Zixia: I’m curious, how many monkeys can be packed in this cave?

Zhizunbao: If he refuses, he will be beaten to death if he refuses to comply. He must never become such a monkey!

Tang Sanzang: Happy, two Wukongs are double happiness.

Liao Wenjie: It’s scary. Is this a magical stone monkey made in heaven? I don’t know, I thought I was in a monkey’s nest!

Thinking of this, Liao Wenjie kicked Zhizunbao on the back and added a monkey to suppress the shock.

"..."x3

There was deathly silence in the cave. Two monkeys and one person, or two and a half monkeys, with big eyes and small eyes staring at each other, remained motionless in the three-legged posture.

As a banana fell, the cave turned into a pot of porridge. It was still the same routine as before, scolding before hitting, staying true to the opponent's mother for three words, and staying true to the opponent's children and grandchildren's bag for three moves.

After fighting, Zhizunbao found that he had the highest strength in the cave. The two seals that the monkeys were extremely afraid of were useless to him and could not limit his strength as a first-class master in the world.

Then there is nothing to be afraid of.

Zhizunbao sprayed out two balls of hot air from its nostrils, overpowered the two monkeys to win the banana, peeled it and swallowed it in one gulp.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy with fair hair and no hair?"

"Look at how bad you are, with crooked eyes and slanted mouth, no hair on your head, sores on the soles of your feet, peeking at female monkeys taking a bath... You offended someone and you still drag me into the water, which makes me miserable. Recently, I have been unlucky. .”

Zhizunbao was full of resentment and couldn't say enough. He rolled up his sleeves and chased the two monkeys, venting his resentment towards the monkeys and accusing fate of being unfair to him.

The two monkeys were chased all over the wall, and when they got a little closer to the entrance of the cave, they were pulled back by the snake-like vines. They were whipped so hard that sparks shot out all over their bodies and they screamed wildly.

"Not to mention, I really haven't thought about this kind of development. It's quite exciting."

Liao Wenjie squatted at the entrance of the cave, raised his hand and touched his chin, thinking about the possibility of catching two more monkeys and throwing them in.

Just as they were thinking, two figures came along the rugged mountain road. Chen Xuanzang and Duan Xiaoxiao saw Liao Wenjie squatting at the entrance of the cave. Duan Xiaoxiao took out the Wuding Flying Ring to be on guard, while Chen Xuanzang quickly moved closer.

Duan Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and had no choice but to follow. She didn't like the mysterious Liao Wenjie. She always felt that his every move was premeditated and had no good intentions towards Chen Xuanzang.

Unlike Duan Xiaoxiao, although Chen Xuanzang also felt that Liao Wenjie was mysterious, he believed in his master's words that Liao Wenjie was a senior exorcist with high abilities and would not harm him.

"Mr. Liao, thank you for your help, otherwise I would have wasted a lot of time just rushing..."

Chen Xuanzang thanked him a few words, but he was dry and without any moisture. He knew that he was not good at words, so he smiled and climbed into the cave along the vines.

In the cave, two monkeys lay down on top of each other. The Supreme Treasure sat on the two monkeys in a daze. They were surprised to hear the noise and looked over.

"Hey, you're not..."

Chen Xuanzang looked at the Supreme Treasure in surprise, and then glanced at the two monkeys with awe-inspiring expressions on his face. As expected, birds of a feather flock together, Liao Wenjie is very capable, and his teammates are not bad either.

So the question is, why didn’t such a powerful team solve the pig demon?

"The Supreme Treasure."

"It turns out it's Mr. Zhi, you're polite, you're polite."

Chen Xuanzang pointed to the hole above his head: "I just said hello to Mr. Liao above, but I didn't expect you to have convinced the Demon King Sun Wukong, so..."

"So who is Mr. Sun?"

Chen Xuanzang was confused. For the first time, he knew that there was more than one Sun Wukong, but twin brothers.

"I am!" x2

The two monkeys looked at each other after speaking, and after a moment they both shook their heads.

"I'm not, he is!" x2

"Whoever is, I'm not."

The Supreme Treasure groaned, stood up and walked to the wall. Amidst the voices of the two monkeys shouting "unfair", he grabbed the vines and climbed out quickly.

Then, a banana fell and the two monkeys struggled together again.

"Calm down, you two. It's wrong to fight and kill."

Chen Xuanzang stepped forward to start a fight, but he didn't know who was behind it. His eyes suddenly bulged, his face turned pale, and he fell to the ground with his legs clamped.

A critical hit in every sense of the word, the effect is outstanding.

"Wukong, you are naughty again."

Tang Sanzang climbed down the vine, helped Chen Xuanzang, who was sweating profusely, and made him sit up against the wall. Then, under the frightened and angry gazes of one monkey, he picked up a banana, peeled it, and ate it slowly.

"Bald donkey! How dare you!!"

The roaring monkey was all gray and looked miserable after not seeing the sun for many years. Even the tattered clothes on his body were torn and turned into strips of cloth. He looked really pitiful.

He took two steps forward, grabbed Tang Sanzang's wrist, and pulled the remaining half of the banana toward his mouth.

At this time, the monkey did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

"Wukong, what are you doing?"

"Let go, this is my banana."

"Oh, so you want to eat bananas!"

Tang Sanzang suddenly realized, with one monkey's expressions of quarreling, and the other monkey's expression gradually quarreling, he smiled kindly and said slowly: "You can make it clear if you want, I will give it to you if you want it." Of course I won’t deny it to you if you want it. It’s impossible for you to say you want it and not give it to you. If you say you don’t want it, I will give it to you anyway. Let’s be reasonable!”

Buzz buzz————

Inexplicably, many flies suddenly appeared in the cave.

The mature Sun Wukong raised his head and hit the stone slab with "Om Mani Padme Hum" written on it. After three times in a row, he fainted with a satisfied smile.

Sun Wukong, a local native who has lived in this cave for five hundred years, took a breath of cold air and felt that the bald donkey in front of him was like his nemesis, not someone he could easily provoke.

The last time he felt like this, he got a big slap from Buddha. Thinking of this, he acted decisively and waved his hands repeatedly with a smile: "Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding. Eat slowly and I won't bother you."

"But you just said that the poor monk is a bald donkey?"

"Extremely clever."

"Are you still touching me?"

"Can't put it down."

"How dare you say that I dare?"

"I want to help you test the poison."

"Hey, why is it not an idiom this time?"

"..."

Sun Wukong blinked and probably realized something. He grabbed his other self who had fainted from happiness and stuffed it into Tang Sanzang's arms.

Your monkey, take it away and will not send it away.

He quickly squatted down next to Chen Xuanzang: "Young man, I know from your talent that you will definitely achieve great things. Tell me, why do you come all the way to find me?"

"me……"

Chen Xuanzang's facial features were distorted, and he had not yet recovered from the shadow of the critical attack. He trembled when he opened his mouth, but it was so painful that he could not utter a complete sentence.

"understood!"

Sun Wukong snapped his fingers and raised his hand to unbuckle Chen Xuanzang's belt: "Don't be afraid, I'll give you a blow, just blow it and it'll be fine."

Chen Xuanzang vowed to die, but Sun Wukong failed to succeed. He took two steps back angrily, and then squatted and said: "I won't blow it or rub it. If you hide your illness and avoid medical treatment, it will be difficult for me to help you reduce swelling and pain!"

Chen Xuanzang lowered his head and waved his hands. It took him a while to regain his composure. He pursed his dry lips and said, "Mr. Sun, I am an exorcist named Chen Xuanzang. Please don't mind interrupting me. I am visiting this time for something." I want to leave it to you."

"It doesn't matter if I say it so soon, Mr. Chen is in good health."

"Then I'll say it."

Chen Xuanzang was at the bottom of the cave and didn't understand the meaning of Sun Wukong's words at all. He only heard the four words "but it doesn't matter": "In Gao Laozhuang, there is a pig demon who has been doing evil for many years. I heard that you bully the weak. Rich, so let me ask you how to conquer him."

"Rumors are all rumors."

Sun Wukong shook his head like a rattle and said seriously: "I am most afraid of bullying in my life. I have never bullied anyone or insulted anyone. Even if I have, it is only to deliberately shame myself and use negative examples to teach everyone to be a kind person."

"Mr. Sun, you live in Wuzhishan. The Buddha personally arranged it."

"So rumors harm people. Buddha, like you, believed the rumors."

"..."x2

What I fear most is the sudden silence of the air, and what I fear most is the sudden concern from friends~

After a brief silence, Sun Wukong clenched his fist and coughed twice: "Okay, I admit that I misunderstood Buddha at the beginning, which led to some minor friction between the two of us..."

"You have also seen the result. I am not bragging. I took the initiative to admit my mistake and moved into Wuzhishan. I changed my mind for five hundred years. Several times, people wanted to take me out, but I sternly refused."

"Mr. Sun, I want to laugh, but it's hard to hold it in. How about we talk about Zhu Ganghyena?"

"You are such a boring person."

Sun Wukong scratched his head vigorously: "I know about the pig demon, Zhu Ganghya, that unlucky monster who was kicked by his wife. To be honest, if I hadn't sworn not to escape from the world, I could have beaten him with just one punch. I had to kneel on the ground and beg him not to die.”

"so?"

"So I won't go out, even if you want me to do it."

Sun Wukong shook his head slightly, with a look of complete independence from the world: "But don't worry, although I am no longer in the world, if you come to your door with your request, it is still a good deed to subjugate demons. I have no reason to refuse you."

"Mr. Sun, please speak."

"Come on, let me show you a big baby...don't look around, it's not the one on me."

Sun Wukong pulled Chen Xuanzang, who had difficulty with his legs and feet, to the stone slab: "Look, the Exorcist Holy Fire Token is very big and famous. It was originally a weapon used by the Heavenly Palace to subjugate demons. It is so powerful that it can destroy all the demons and monsters in the world. I secretly used it. Once it's down, you can use it to kill the pig hyenas, and I'll make sure you're safe."

"Mr. Sun, he is a poor man. I have no intention of completely destroying him. I just want to awaken the truth, goodness and beauty in his heart."

"Same, no contradiction, the Exorcism Holy Fire Order can also awaken the truth, goodness and beauty in his heart."

"But……"

Chen Xuanzang blinked and said doubtfully: "I know the six-character motto above. It should be the seal used by Buddha to suppress you. What will you do if I take it away?"

"What the hell else can I do? If you know me, you should have told me earlier!"

Sun Wukong was furious, pointed at Chen Xuanzang's nose and cursed: "Get out of here, get out of here, you want me to help you collect the pig demon, bah, go dreaming... You still dare to hide, just stand still and let me Spit twice."

"Mr. Sun, calm down, spitting will not solve the problem."

One man and one monkey kept chasing each other in the cave, until Tang Sanzang stretched out his foot and tripped Sun Wukong.

Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong and said kindly: "Wukong, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Subduing the pig demon has infinite merit. You must seize the opportunity."

Don't call me by my name, it makes it seem like we know each other very well!

Sun Wukong turned his head and glared at the ground fiercely: "Immortal merit has nothing to do with me. I was imprisoned here by the Buddha for five hundred years. I haven't seen the light of day for five hundred years. I can't even eat my favorite banana. What do you think? If you ask me to help, I will help. Do you want me to meet you..."

A banana fell from the sky, hit Sun Wukong on the head, and rolled twice after landing.

He grabbed the shit from a vicious dog and threw it into his mouth without even peeling off the banana skin: "Let me tell you first, I am willing to help you because of my immense merits in conquering demons. It is definitely not because of this stick." banana."

"Wukong, don't talk too much, there's a basket of bananas on top."

"..."

That’s it again, why didn’t you tell me earlier!

Monkey Face was briefly confused. Sun Wukong did not want to communicate with Tang Sanzang, so he pulled Chen Xuanzang and walked to the corner: "I will help you make suggestions. The basket of bananas above belongs to me. If it works, I will tell you what to do now."

"make a deal."

"Okay, Chengjiao."

Sun Wukong nodded with satisfaction: "Actually, it is not difficult to subdue Zhu Gang Hyena. The difficult thing is to find the right method. By coincidence, I have known his wife before..."

"Um?!"

"Just kidding, although Zhu Gangxi was killed by his wife and adulterer, he still loved his wife deeply. He liked to watch his wife dance in the moonlight. He even wrote a poem for him. Wife as a token of love.”

Sun Wukong vowed: "Find a beautiful woman to play and sing on a full moon night. Bah, I mean jumping and dancing, and the pig demon will naturally come to your door."

On the side, Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together, sighed and silently recited the Buddha's name.

"Mr. Sun, you haven't said how to subdue the pig demon yet?" Chen Xuanzang asked.

"Leave the rest to me, do you have any questions?"

"No, Mr. Sun, you are so understanding. Do you really not know the pig demon's wife?"

"Stop talking nonsense and go find the beauty."

Sun Wukong said angrily, fearing that Chen Xuanzang would mess up the matter, so he emphasized again: "Remember, you want a beauty, not a woman. I don't care, Zhu Gang is very picky."

"Mr. Sun, I have another question. Since the pig demon likes his wife, why can a beautiful woman dance to attract him?"

"Mr. Chen..."

Sun Wukong looked at Chen Xuanzang expressionlessly and said meaningfully: "The deceased is the most important, so there are some things that should not be pointed out. Moreover, you will also be able to use the character of infatuation in the future. There is no need to harm others without benefiting yourself."

Chen Xuanzang didn't quite understand. Just when he was about to ask something, there was a sound of wind above his head, and two figures fell to the ground.

When Zixia and Duan Xiaoxiao heard that someone was looking for help from a beautiful woman, they jumped out of their shell.

"Oh, she's really a beauty!"

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he walked towards Zixia with a smile, and walked around it three times: "Okay, I will tell you my lyrics later. Do you remember... By the way, can you dance?"

Duan Xiaoxiao: ()

It's very hurtful and extremely insulting.

Sun Wukong and Zixia chatted for a while and then watched a dance. They clapped their hands with joy and a fierce light flashed deep in their eyes.

In fact, the real seal of Wuzhi Mountain is not the stone slab with the six-character motto written on it, but the lotus flower blocking the entrance of the cave. He knew this very well, and to confuse Chen Xuanzang was just to lower his vigilance.

The follow-up plan was already in place. As long as he sacrificed a pig and hyena to get closer to Chen Xuanzang, he could take advantage of his negligence and sell him the entrance to the cave...

Snap!

A lotus flower fell from the hole and hit Sun Wukong on the head.

"That lotus planted by that person was really in the way, so I couldn't see my butt-twisting movements!"

The monkey's face is confused!

Sun Wukong: "???"

Twist your butt and break the lotus flower. You should have told me earlier. If you had told me earlier, I would have twisted it.

Looking at the empty cave entrance and the white moonlight so close at hand, the monkey's smile gradually became ferocious.

become free!

"Hahaha----"