Become a legend in Hong Kong

The mountain peaks are dangerous and the mountains are continuous.

Jumping over the rarely inhabited mountains, you can see the endless plains as far as the eye can see. There are human city-states, large and small countries, and there are demons who occupy the mountains as kings, and stars are dotted to divide their territories.

The entire prosperous land is the territory of the Bull Demon King. The monsters respect him and worship him as their elder brother.

Similar to the enfeoffment system, the monsters have their own territory and they are the boss, but the Bull Demon King has a higher status in the world. During festivals, monsters from all walks of life come and go in the Niu Mansion.

They are all given as gifts.

As the eldest brother on the road, the Bull Demon King is still very elegant in terms of communication and appearance. As long as a gift is given, no matter how much, he will return the gift.

So, don't look at the eldest brother on the road, who has endless glory. Making money every day is like having a mountain of gold and silver at home.

In fact, everyone knows that Lao Niu has been coveting the Long Live Fox King's property for more than a day or two.

This is why, Long Live the Fox King kicked his legs, and Lao Niu forcibly took Princess Jade Face as his concubine. The brothers on the road complained in their hearts, secretly scolding Lao Niu for eating tender grass, which was really shameless, but their faces were full of shame. This is how it should be.

Because the Bull Demon King gave too much.

With his righteous style of spending money lavishly, Princess Jade Face's dowry would not last for a few years, and sooner or later it would end up in the pockets of his brothers.

If you have money, everyone will make it. Brothers all hope that the old cow will eat this kind of tender grass a few more times.

One thing to say here is that Lao Niu didn’t become a pretty boy on his first day, marrying into another family’s son-in-law.

The old Princess Iron Fan, now Mrs. Niu, is also a famous rich woman. Lao Niu relied on her status in the world and being shameless to get married into the Bajiao Cave in Cuiyun Mountain.

The difference is that Princess Iron Fan has good martial arts and magic weapons such as the banana fan. The Bull Demon King couldn't bear the position of younger brother in the family so he moved back to his hometown.

The Jade Faced Princess is completely useless, she has no abilities and no magic weapon. When the day comes when Lao Niu wants to take another concubine, she may be kicked out of Moyun Cave, Jilei Mountain, her ancestral home.

Niufu.

Lanterns were decorated, red silk was stretched all over the place, and everyone was filled with joy.

In the backyard, the Bull Demon King dressed as a red envelope pulled Liao Wenjie to the wine table and started to sneer at him, cursing the stinky monkey for not being trustworthy and having a son.

Tomorrow is the day when the Niu Demon King takes a concubine and Niu Xiangxiang comes out of the palace. Unexpectedly, the bad news comes that Sun Wukong is missing and most likely escaped from the marriage.

Of course the monkey had his own reasons for doing this. The script went wrong that night, and Tang Sanzang was a sensible person from beginning to end. He was afraid that the incident would be exposed, and he would be greeted by a bald man who jumped out of the grass, so he packed up his bed and ran away.

The Bull Demon King didn't know the monkey's worries. He only knew that Tang Sanzang should be slaughtered tomorrow and a Tang Monk banquet would be held to entertain all the brothers. Monkey running away at this time must have received some news, or he, Lao Niu, must have taken the blame for Tang Monk's Banquet alone.

Thinking about the scenario of the monkey being beaten that night, the Bull Demon King beat his chest and screamed that he had been tricked by the monkey, and he had to shoot the arrow. If there is no Tang Monk meat at the banquet tomorrow, it will be another heavy blow to the eldest brother's status in the world.

"What a shame, that monkey has such a plan!"

The Bull Demon King scolded until he gasped, put down the wine bowl in his hand, and looked at Liao Wenjie without blinking: "Brother Montenegro, that monkey is a monkey, I accidentally fell into his treacherous plan, what should I do? "

Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes, listening to the Bull Demon King's intention, which seemed to make him more conscious and take the blame.

"Brother Montenegro, please speak!"

"Brother Niu, I asked you before if eating Tang Monk's meat would cause you to burn yourself. You said it was no big deal. Buddhism has to thank us. Why did you suddenly change your mind?"

"My dear brother, I don't know. At this time and that time, we were bewitched by monkeys, and one of us accidentally ate Tang Monk's meat without paying attention. It's excusable."

The Bull Demon King lamented: "It's no longer possible. Without the monkey in front, you and I will become the key targets, and we won't be able to continue to live happily in the future."

"Brother Niu is right, but my situation is too small."

Liao Wenjie raised his brows: "In this case, why not eat... It's dark and windy tonight, I'll help you look out for the wind, and you can secretly send Tang Sanzang out."

The Bull Demon King shook his head repeatedly: "Absolutely not. Brother Montenegro, you have also seen that hundreds of respectable brothers have gathered together. If there is no Tang Monk Meat, from now on I, Old Niu, will become a demon who breaks his word and will do it wherever he goes. How can you still be a big brother when your spine is poked?"

Liao Wenjie grinned and said meaningfully: "Brother Niu, without Tang Sanzang, we can still have Tang Monk meat. What we will eat at the banquet tomorrow is not your decision."

"Brother, how do you say this?"

The Bull Demon King's eyes lit up, and he probably understood something.

"Brother Niu, everyone knows that Tang San is hiding in your hands. Even if you bring a pot of pork tomorrow, no one will doubt it if it is Tang San's meat."

"But Monk Tang will live forever after eating his meat!"

"Who knows? Who has eaten it? Why do you think that eating Tang Monk's meat will make you immortal?"

Liao Wenjie gave a sinister smile, which was extremely ugly despite the dignity of the old Black Mountain demon: "Besides, immortality needs time to be verified. Without three to five years, who dares to say that what he ate is not Tang Monk meat?"

"Ah this..."

"Also, immortality and immortality are two different concepts. We monsters have better fight fiercely and bravely. Those who died of illness, accidents, or were killed. Who can say clearly whether these people have eaten Tang Monk meat or not?" ?”

Seeing the bull's eyes getting brighter and brighter, Liao Wenjie added: "Also, Brother Niu, you said last time that eating Tang Monk's meat is secondary. The purpose of recruiting the big guy is to gather troops to attack Shituoling. In three to five years Time is enough, even if everyone later finds out that what they ate was not Tang Monk’s meat, Brother Niu, you are at the height of your power, who dares to say bad things about you secretly behind your back?"

"Wonderful!"

The Bull Demon King was overjoyed when he heard this. Indeed, he had fallen into a misunderstanding. The authenticity of Tang Monk's meat was not important. The top priority was to capture Shituoling.

Take him back with the victorious army, consolidate his position and take a step further, immediately clear his name and go to heaven to become a god. No matter what, he can become a king or generalissimo. At that time, even if the monsters below are dissatisfied, they can still go to heaven to sue him.

Not only that, he had meritorious service in protecting Tang Sanzang, and there was a wave of goodwill from the Buddhist community, and they had to thank him!

Perfect!

One arrow kills several eagles and is invulnerable.

"Just do as my wise brother says..."

The Bull Demon King whispered: "I will order you to go down later. Tang Sanzang is of great importance. You are fully responsible for the dungeon where he is imprisoned. Find an opportunity and hide him before tomorrow morning. After the Shituoling is captured, we can Let him go secretly."

"Brother Niu is smart, but my younger brother is not as good as him."

"No, it's my wise brother who is very resourceful and I made a mistake before."

"Brother Niu, what you said is wrong, I am also the one who is close to the red!"

"Hahaha----"

The Bull Demon King smiled and patted Liao Wenjie's shoulder continuously, pulling him to start the second round. At this moment, a Bull Demon walked in from outside the courtyard: "Your Majesty, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, is here. He said he wants to see you for something."

"???"x2

Liao Wenjie and the Bull Demon King looked at each other in embarrassment. They operated as fiercely as a tiger. Looking back, it turned out that they were fighting against the air.

"Ahem!"

Liao Wenjie clenched his fists and coughed twice, his thoughts dispersed, and he raised his eyebrows.

There's a monkey out there, but not all of it, only half of it.

Supreme treasure!

"Brother Niu, this monkey has tight eyes. It's completely different from his appearance that night. Is it a monkey?"

"Monkeys are just like that. They go crazy all day long. There's nothing strange about it. You'll understand once you get used to it."

The Bull Demon King didn't take it seriously, waved his hand to the Calf Demon to bring the Supreme Treasure over, and said in a low voice: "Something's wrong. The monkey could just walk away, so why did it come back again?"

"Brother Niu means..."

"There is something wrong with this monkey. I suspect he regrets it. He came to me today to take Tang Sanzang back."

The Bull Demon King snorted coldly: "That stinking monkey is always in the dark. If he hadn't been used during the attack on Shituoling, I would have fallen out with him a long time ago."

"Brother Niu, calm down. Maybe the monkey means something else, such as..."

Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows: "We are getting married tomorrow. He is greedy for your sister's body and plans to sleep one night before taking Tang Sanzang away."

Bull Demon King: ┗(ˇˇ;)┛

The cow was confused, but he didn't refute, because the monkey was really capable.

"Oh, Brother Niu, I finally found you."

The calf demon led the supreme treasure to the yard. When the latter saw the bull demon king, he burst into tears and said, "Brother Niu doesn't know. I miss you so much, little brother."

I think you want me to die!

The Bull Demon King was disdainful. When he saw the Monkey King with a bruised nose and swollen face, he thought it was the monkey's old injury that had not healed. So he pretended to be pitiful in front of him, so he snorted in a strange way: "Brother, tomorrow is the wedding day of you and my sister. You left right away." I didn't leave any news, so I thought you were running away from your marriage."

"Brother Niu misunderstood. Xiangxiang and I are in love. How could I abandon her?"

Seeing that the Bull Demon King didn't notice that he was pretending to be a monkey, Zhizunbao slowly let go of his heart and turned to look at Liao Wenjie. He was dressed in either red or black, and his demonic face was as white as an evil ghost. He must be the old Black Mountain demon in the intelligence. .

Sure enough, he lives up to his reputation and looks really ugly!

…

After talking about the recent situation of the Supreme Treasure and confirming that the Moonlight Treasure Box was in Tang Sanzang's hands, he and Fairy Zixia followed it, waiting for an opportunity to succeed.

Zhizunbao compared the fighting prowess of the two sides. First of all, it was him and Tang Sanzang. This bald donkey was not the other bald donkey, not Chen Xuanzang. He could not hit a palm that fell from the sky, so he won this round completely.

The trouble is the monkey, Zixia is definitely no match.

Zhizunbao knew that Zixia was beaten half to death by a monkey and lost the moonlight box. Thinking about it, fortunately Guanshiyin was chasing closely behind her, and the monkey was in a hurry to run away. Zixia's end was that she was taken advantage of on the spot.

Inexplicably, I feel a little proud.

He is weak now, but once he transforms, a fairy of Zixia's level is nothing to him.

Vulnerable!

Zhizunbao made an assessment and found that even though the monkeys had changed, their combat effectiveness was basically the same. When Zixia faced off against the concentrated version of the Essence Monkey, she still couldn't escape the tragedy of being defeated.

Considering that there was no Guanyin chasing after her this time, and Tang Sanzang had no other ability than talking nonsense, Zixia had to change a few positions after being defeated.

inappropriate.

The meat in your own pot has not yet entered the bowl, how can it be caught by the monkey first?

Since you can't beat them, you can only outwit them.

Zhizunbao had a good idea, but Zixia Fairy didn't work hard, so of course she got lost.

Not only lost, but also lost.

Zixia knew exactly what the Supreme Treasure had in mind. She never forgot Bai Jingjing and thought about the Moonlight Treasure Box.

Zixia was very unhappy, cursing the second disciple who had never been masked before, and secretly vowed that if Bai Jingjing came to apprentice one day, she would take her under her disciples and train her hard.

Zixia's attitude was firm, but because she was in love, her IQ dropped severely, and she was no match for the scumbag's sharp tongue. She was coaxed around by Zhizunbao, who gave her a bowl of fragrant soft rice, and was relied on by Zhizunbao for his hard skills... …

Haven't eaten yet.

Because every time when the little bird is in love with someone, Zixia will have a schizophrenia, her personality will go offline, and her sister Qingxia will come online.

This is how Zhizunbao got a bruised nose and a swollen face. Several times he had his belt untied, and his opponent suddenly turned against him and drew his sword to confiscate the crime tools.

I can't live this day!

There is no other way, Zhizunbao can only coax Zixia with sweet words during the day, and attack Qingxia with a playful smile at night. He must make sure that no matter who is online, they are willing to help him grab the Moonlight Treasure Box.

Not to mention, in terms of eating soft food, Zhizunbao is extremely talented and is a unique genius.

He took advantage of the discord between the Ziqing sisters and led Qingxia astray in a very obscene manner, making her think that sleeping with her brother-in-law was also a means of revenge, and successfully avoided the beating at night.

Although I haven't hit the base yet, the effect is gratifying and I can already touch my little hands.

Zi Qing is willing to snatch the Moonlight Box for the Supreme Treasure. The news that Tang Sanzang was caught by the Bull Demon comes soon. Zi Xia sneaks into the Niu Mansion and gets an important piece of information. The groom Sun Wukong is missing.

God-given opportunity, Zhizunbao felt that he was good again, so he pretended to be a monkey and walked into the Niu Mansion.

Although my legs are a little shaky.

In essence, Zhizunbao is a coward. He is good at bullying and shirking the blame, so he risked his life and sneaked into Niu Mansion. It can only be said that he has true love for Bai Jingjing.

…

After drinking for three rounds, Zhizunbao felt a little dizzy. He put down his wine glass and said tactfully: "Brother Niu, where is Tang Sanzang being imprisoned? I can't bear the scene between master and disciple. I want to see him one last time before he comes to the table." .”

The Bull Demon King sneered when he heard this and glanced at Liao Wenjie. As he expected, the monkey regretted it and wanted to kidnap Tang Sanzang.

Just kidding, in the territory of his Bull Demon King, he can come and leave as he pleases!

"I don't know something. Tang Sanzang's matter is of great importance. I have given him full authority to the wise brother Heishan. No one knows where Tang Sanzang is now, except me, not even me."

"Hiss--"

Zhizunbao took a deep breath after hearing this, turned to look at Liao Wenjie, and secretly thought that the two monsters must be related to Lao Niu and Broken Car, otherwise the Bull Demon King would not trust him so much.

"Black Mountain Xian..."

"I'm too drunk, so I'll take my leave now."

Liao Wenjie put down his wine glass and slowly left the backyard.

Supreme Treasure was dumbfounded and looked at the Bull Demon King blankly: "Brother Niu, what is going on? Have I offended him?"

"Brother, be more confident. Including my brother, there are hundreds of monsters in this Niu Mansion, who will gnash their teeth when they see you."

"..."

The Supreme Treasure's eyebrows are sweating. He pretended to be a monkey because he was hasty. Is it too late to become a human now?