Become a legend in Hong Kong

The banquet hall on the east side is bustling with activity.

Two wretched figures crowded around the table eating and drinking. Because of their outstanding looks, they were more monsters than monsters. They ate and drank for a long time, but no one noticed their naked buttocks.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.

"Second Senior Brother, is it true or not? There is pork on the table. Master was not eaten?"

"Of course it's true. I'm a pig, and I have the most say on whether it's pork or not."

Zhu Bajie's mouth was full of oil after eating: "Besides, you also saw it when I went to the kitchen just now. Not to mention Master, there is not even a hair on Master's head."

Sha Monk nodded. Indeed, there was no mad cow in the kitchen and everything around was fine. It didn't look like an environment where Tang Sanzang had been.

"Then where is the master?"

"Well..."

Zhu Bajie raised his finger to the Supreme Treasure who came to toast: "Elder brother must know, just ask him."

"Ask Senior Brother?!"

Sha Monk took a breath of cold air and said hurriedly: "You are crazy. The senior brother personally tied up the master and gave it to the Bull Demon King. Asking him is like throwing yourself into a trap."

"Junior Brother Sha, that's why I said you have an average IQ. The master is in the hands of the Bull Demon King, but there is no master's meat on the table, and the senior brother is married to the Bull Demon King's sister..."

Zhu Bajie hummed twice: "This consistent style of free prostitution is definitely the work of senior brother. I bet that as soon as the wedding ceremony is over tonight, no, maybe several nights, senior brother will bring master back to us. around."

"I don't understand."

"It's okay if you didn't understand. I just said it casually."

Zhu Bajie slapped Sha Seng on the shoulder and wiped off the oil stains on his hands: "Let's go to Senior Brother and ask him what he really thinks."

…

In the backyard, Liao Wenjie walked towards the wedding room under the guidance of the maids. These maids were transformed into fairies and came with Princess Iron Fan.

Princess Iron Fan is not a bad person for being vigorous and resolute, and these maids have also been trained to be quite skillful. In a one-on-one situation, the little bull demons may not necessarily be their opponents.

After walking along the pavilion stone path, Liao Wenjie heard a thumping sound in his ears. He waved his hand to the maid to step back, jumped onto the rockery, and looked towards the yard next door.

Within sight, two women were fighting each other. The one wearing a festive red robe was Niu Xiangxiang, and the one responsible for beating Niu Xiangxiang was Princess Iron Fan.

The reason for the fight between the two was very simple. Several steps of worshiping heaven and earth were canceled by Princess Iron Fan. The Bull Demon King did not say anything and acquiesced to Princess Iron Fan's operations.

At that time, Lao Niu's thoughts were obvious. He was unhappy. He was already very sad when the fat on his lips ended up in someone else's bowl. If he witnessed a few steps of worshiping heaven and earth, it would be better to be more cheerful and kill him directly.

Princess Iron Fan's idea is even simpler. She doesn't recognize this marriage, and there is no way for monkeys and cows to worship heaven and earth.

In this regard, Zhizunbao said that it didn't matter. Anyway, he didn't dare to sleep with Niu Xiangxiang, so it would be better if he didn't worship.

Liao Wenjie readily accepted it. Although it was just an act and a formality, the heaven and the earth were not something that could be worshiped casually. What if it was taken seriously?

Then there is the founder of the Niu family, who is suspected to be the Niu Demon King kissing Lao Tzu, that is, the cow skull, which must be worshiped after worshiping heaven and earth.

Judging from the appearance, he probably held a bull-headed official position in the underworld. It is not easy for a low-level clerk. Liao Wenjie was afraid that he would not be able to bear this worship, so he would be expelled from the system on the spot and become a temporary worker taking the blame.

Several important people at the wedding thought it would be better not to marry him, but Niu Xiangxiang was not happy. She was really greedy and really wanted to marry him.

As a result, Princess Iron Fan stirred things up, and the good-looking Ming Matchmaker changed her taste for marriage. She was not recognized by heaven and earth, not even by her ancestor.

What's the difference between this and being raped by a monkey!

At that time, Niu Xiangxiang suppressed her resentment and waited until she got to the backyard to seek an explanation from Princess Iron Fan.

Princess Iron Fan explained that the Bull Demon King took a concubine behind her back and just gave her a lesson. Letting her watch his concubine worshiping heaven and earth with other men in front of her would damage the reputation of the Lao Niu family, so this link was cancelled.

As for Niu Xiangxiang and Supreme Treasure...

A bowl of water is fair, after all, the old demon from Montenegro also wants to lose face.

It was well-founded and convincing, so the two women who were full of resentment started to fight in one place.

Because Princess Iron Fan's skills were slightly higher, Niu Xiangxiang soon became disheveled and disheveled.

The first wife is not the first wife, and the mistress is not the mistress. There is no sense in this fight. If anyone is at fault, it can only be the monkey.

"Soul-moving magic!"

Unwilling to suffer a disastrous defeat, especially on the wedding day, Niu Xiangxiang grabbed a stone with one hand and threw it at Princess Iron Fan with the other.

The next second, a hurricane swept across the field.

After the dust settled, Niu Xiangxiang was nowhere to be found. Only Princess Iron Fan put away the banana fan and calmly arranged her long messy hair.

Liao Wenjie: (一`一)

As expected of a queen, her methods are really clever. In order to prevent the monkey from sleeping, she just used the fight as an excuse to slap the person to death.

"Old demon of Montenegro, how long will you continue to see me there?"

"After reading this, let's go."

"Wait a minute, come here, I have something to ask you." Princess Iron Fan narrowed her eyes and called to Liao Wenjie who was passing by.

"My dear, no, what are your orders, sister-in-law?"

Liao Wenjie skillfully climbed over the courtyard wall and came to Princess Iron Fan: "If it is an issue with the best man and the groom's officer, I have already explained it clearly before. It is all a misunderstanding. Brother Niu is pure and pure and does not dare to shoot randomly outside."

"Hmph, you are so brave. That stinky cow asked you to ward off disaster, but you really dare to touch his concubine." Princess Iron Fan sneered.

"Sister-in-law, I don't understand what you are talking about."

"Whether you understand it or not, as long as I, Princess Iron Fan, are here in the Niu family, I have the final say. Do you understand?"

"It's natural. Brother Niu just used practical actions to show his status as the younger brother of the family. It's clear who the head of the Niu family is. I'm not an ignorant person, so I can naturally figure it out."

"Okay, you are a sensible monster."

Princess Iron Fan nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "If Stinky Cow can't take a concubine today, he must have other ideas. You are getting close to him. If there is any trouble, remember to inform me."

"Isn't this...not good?"

"Hmph, don't worry, your benefits will be indispensable."

Princess Iron Fan sneered again and again: "As long as you notify me in place, no matter how many concubines that stinky cow takes, I guarantee that they will be sent to your house."

"My sister-in-law is here. I am willing to treat you as my sister-in-law. I will never complain if I am asked to do anything."

Liao Wenjie lamented endlessly. In this materialistic society, there are really not many sisters-in-law with a bodhisattva-hearted heart like Princess Iron Fan. If possible, the more the better.

After the prelude was laid, Princess Iron Fan casually mentioned the thing she was most concerned about: "In addition, regarding that smelly monkey, I suspect that he has no good intentions towards the Niu family. Please keep an eye on him and report his situation to me in time. .”

"Sister-in-law, I think so too, to be honest, just now..."

Liao Wenjie paused and said tangledly: "It's hard to say, but maybe I saw it wrong. During the banquet, the monkey stared at your back... In short, your eyes were dirty, your behavior was vulgar, and it was quite unsightly."

"Is this true?"

Princess Iron Fan was elated, she knew that the monkey was still thinking about Xiao Tiantian, and the peek was the best evidence.

"Uh, sister-in-law, you don't seem... angry?"

"No, I'm very angry." Princess Iron Fan smiled.

"But you kept laughing and didn't stop..."

"Shut up, I'm just happy that the monkey has shown its true potential. If there is one, there will be two. Sooner or later, I will let him get the stolen goods together."

Princess Iron Fan waved her hand: "Okay, you have nothing to do here, you go... Hey, if you don't go to accompany me to drink, why are you fooling around here? It's not dark yet?"

"It's like this. Brother Niu said that drinking is very harmful to the body and asked me to drink less so as not to delay the good time. Then he pushed me over and went to drink with him."

"Is there such a thing?"

Princess Iron Fan was surprised and suspected that the Bull Demon King was crazy, so she ran to confirm it with joy.

Liao Wenjie shrugged, turned over and returned to his yard. He pushed open the wedding room decorated with red silk and saw the vixen sitting dignifiedly on the red bed.

Looking at the refreshments on the table, there is a piece of shortbread with a bite missing, and the imprint is quite neat.

Cute, think...

Liao Wenjie touched his chin. Under normal circumstances, if the groom made a joke about the snacks, the bride would become shy, and then the affection would linger, and the two parties would flirt with each other. The groom would be so angry that he would take the initiative to draw the fire to the dry wood.

Very good, but in this case...

He fell into the trap of the drama queen.

With the vixen's cleverness, it was obvious that this pastry was for him to see, so just ignore it.

Liao Wenjie pretended not to notice, walked to the red bed, raised his hand and lifted up the red hijab.

The jade-faced princess lowered her head timidly, with a blush on her fair cheeks. She held the handkerchief tightly in her hands and stirred her fingers back and forth, pretending to be calm.

Liao Wenjie was condescending, because the red robe was layered on top of each other and was quite bloated and cumbersome. He couldn't see the vixen's figure, but he could only tell that she was not a dangerous creature.

Of course, it may also be the type of clothing that looks slimming.

It doesn't matter whether he is or not, although he is a scumbag who hates poverty and loves sex, but the advantage is that he is very tolerant and doesn't mind changing the same boring daily routine.

"Husband, it's still early, why...are you here in such a hurry?"

Listening to the soft sound of mosquitoes, Liao Wenjie nodded secretly. That's right, his acting skills were not inferior to his.

If it were Lao Niu, he would probably be soft. It's a pity that he met him.

Without a word of nonsense, Liao Wenjie used force to defeat skill. With the jade-faced princess' face confused, he pushed her down onto the red quilt.

"etc……"

Princess Jade Face stood up and sat down, and said cautiously: "Husband, I need to drink a glass of wine first, and then...and it's not dark yet!"

"Okay, it's up to you."

The two of them walked to the round table. Princess Jade Face held up the porcelain bottle, poured two glasses of wine, and pushed one of them in front of Liao Wenjie.

Liao Wenjie picked up the wine glass and drank it without any thought of handing it over.

After savoring it carefully, you can see that the wine is very pure, does not contain any additives, and does not contain the so-called Mongolian and Chinese medicines.

"Interesting, I thought the princess would do something in the wine, but I didn't expect you to be really prepared to pay for it today." Liao Wenjie clicked his tongue in surprise.

"Husband, I am willing to stay with you until death, how can you say such hurtful words?" The jade-faced princess' face turned pale, and her eyes quickly became moist.

"There's nothing you can do about it. It's your fault. You vixens have a bad reputation. I must make my words clear before we have sex."

Liao Wenjie shrugged: "Mingren don't tell secrets. We met for the first time today and we didn't even say a word. You don't want to marry the Bull Demon King, and it's even less likely that you want to marry me. What are you trying to do with so much...?"

"Husband, you misunderstood. I only want a place to live. I will grow old with you and never be separated." The jade-faced princess had tears in her eyes and said sad and aggrieved words, which was really unbearable.

However, it was of no use. He was only recognized by Liao Wenjie for his acting skills: "Okay, no need to act. If you don't tell the truth, I will call Lao Niu over."

"Husband, are you willing?"

"..."

Not to mention, I’m really reluctant to give it up.

Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes: "Then let me change. If you don't tell the truth again, I promise to put up your pants and turn your back on you, live in your ancestral home, take possession of your family property, and kick you out with a divorce letter."

"..."

The jade-faced princess' eyes twitched. The smelly bat was much calmer than she thought. She originally thought he was a pervert and would give in after being given a little sweetness. I never thought that under the wretched face, there was also the ability to remain calm in the face of beauty.