Become A Villain And Swing Your Sword At The Scumbag!

Two male protagonists fish for each other, and high-end hunters often appear as prey.

Which pot goes with which lid?

The protagonist has a brain problem, the author is in an abnormal mental state, has a glassy heart, and can curse. If you don't like it, please let it go.

Favor each other, and stay away from extreme aggression and control.

thank you all.

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"Brother Lu, the largest size in this hotel is size L. Will it be smaller if you use it?"

A soft male voice sounded above Lu Cheng's head.

Lu Chengting opened his eyes and saw a young and beautiful boy in a bathrobe, sitting on the edge of the bed, his head lowered, studying several small boxes in his hands.

Lu Cheng didn't say anything. He sat up from the bed, calmed down, and saw the big snow-white bed, the floor-to-ceiling windows with half-drawn curtains, and the round bathtub filled with water beside the window.

And a gay-themed action movie from an island country was playing on the projection screen at the end of the bed.

He paused for a moment and took a second look.

It's high-definition but censored. The actors look good, but they are too thin and dry and not interesting.

"Brother Lu?" Seeing that Lu Cheng didn't respond, the boy sitting on the edge of the bed approached him and shouted again.

Lu Chengting was neatly dressed and holding the remote control of the projector in his hand.

He raised his hand expressionlessly, put the remote control against the boy's forehead and pushed it back: "Get out."

When he spoke, his voice was very low, with a bit of hoarseness in it, and it sounded so good that it made people's heads tingle.

The boy was stunned for a moment and didn't react. He looked at Lu Chengting in a daze and murmured: "What?"

Lu Chengting looked at the boy, his amber eyes looking straight at him, which was heart-wrenching and itchy.

Lu Chengting looked at the boy's wet black eyes like a deer, and felt no emotion in his heart.

She is good-looking, but unfortunately she is not the person he is looking for.

Lu Chengting put down the remote control, stood up, took out a cigarette from the cigarette case on the table and held it in his mouth.

Just as he was about to light it, an electronic female voice suddenly appeared in his mind.

【Being good is like ascending, doing evil is like falling down. The ancients sincerely do not deceive me. 】

There was some emotion in his tone.

Lu Cheng listened to his fingers turning the sparkler, lit the cigarette, and said calmly: [Speak in human terms. 】

The electronic voice clicked: [Are you a human? Pretending. 】

Lu Chengting didn't seem to care and asked friendly: [No. 】

【037. 】

Electronic Sound answered absentmindedly.

It really wasn't scolding Lu Chengting. Lu Chengting was not a human being in the first place.

Everyone in heaven knows that the Immortal Lord Chang Ming, Lu Chengting, is the spirit of the ancient artifact Chang Ming Sword.

Although he is now under the throne of Tianjun, in fact, Lu Chengting had already enlightened his mind in the last term, the previous term, or even before the previous term of Heavenly Lord came to the throne.

But no matter how long he lives, the weapon spirit is different from humans after all.

To briefly summarize, Lu Chengting has no sense of shame, behaves unplanned, cannot empathize with others, has low emotional response and is highly aggressive.

He has been an invincible sword in the world for a long time, and he is also an extremely unstable nuclear bomb that may explode at any time.

All those who are punished in the lower realm are under the supervision of law enforcement officers. In order to prevent the supervision targets from deliberately retaliating in the future, the identities of the law enforcement officers are kept secret and only use code names.

037 It was already annoying enough to be transferred to such a high-risk department, but now that Lu Cheng had such a boss, he felt that he was really unlucky.

Just as it secretly sighed, Lu Chengting said in a gentle tone: "You seem to have misunderstood me." 】

037 laughed dryly: [Misunderstanding? 】

[Not long ago, you threatened me to send you here by destroying part of your soul and dying with me. Is this a misunderstanding? 】

Lu Chengting said matter-of-factly: [Of course, if you had known better earlier, how could I have blackmailed you, little cutie. 】

037 sighed, secretly cursing bad luck.

It first looked at the two figures intertwined on the projection screen, and then looked at the boy sitting on the edge of the bed with a somewhat confused expression.

Calculating the time, he gloated: [You still have three minutes to leave here, the paparazzi are coming. 】

Hearing this, Lu Cheng raised his eyebrows slightly, calmly picked up the coat on the armrest of the sofa and put it on, put on his hat and lowered the brim of the hat.

He turned around, held the cigarette holder between his index finger and thumb, took the cigarette out of his mouth, and deliberately blew the smoke into the boy's face.

He watched the boy choke so hard that he closed his eyes and coughed, the corners of his lips raised.

The declarative sentence affirms: "You found the paparazzi."

The boy's face froze: "Brother Lu, what are you talking about?"

Lu Cheng was most annoyed by Bai Lianhua who knew everything and pretended to be innocent and pitiful even though she had done everything.

He was too lazy to talk nonsense with Mr. Bai.

Putting the cigarette back into his mouth, he pulled off the boy's bathrobe, untied a bundle of red rope from the bedside, pressed the boy's hands, and tied him tightly in a few strokes.

The movements are quick and smooth without any pause or sluggishness.

He was about to throw the person directly into the bathtub, but he heard 037 stop him and said: [In a society governed by law, killing is not allowed. 】

Lu Chengting picked up the boy who was tied up, and kept moving his hands, pretending not to hear.

[If you violate the rules three times, you will be sent directly to the next world and miss the people you want to see. 】

037 secretly cursed Lu Chengting as an evil spirit. It gritted its teeth and said, "You still have two minutes." 】

Lu Cheng clicked his tongue and had no choice but to give up.

He casually threw the person to the ground, and as the boy begged for mercy, he grabbed a piece of unidentified black and white cloth from the coffee table and stuffed it into his mouth.

Then he stood up calmly, walked to the bathroom, and started washing his hands.

037 watched him leisurely apply soap and carefully scrub each of his long, strong, well-jointed fingers, feeling a bit toothache and said: [One more minute. 】

Lu Chengting rinsed the foam off his hands, turned off the faucet, dried his hands, opened the hotel room door, and walked steadily towards the end of the corridor.

[Thirty seconds. 】

037 stared at Lu Chengting's walking steps and felt that he was already breaking out in a cold sweat.

If Lu Chengting cannot complete the task according to the rules, he will be punished when he returns.

It watched Lu Chengting press the elevator button, put out the burnt cigarette, and throw it into the trash can. His heart was beating fast, and he wanted to curse because he was nervous.

[Ten seconds. 】037 continues the countdown.

With a "ding" sound, the elevator door opened. Lu Chengting walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the first floor. The elevator door closed and descended rapidly.

The countdown of 037 is cleared.

At the same time, another elevator just separated by a wall slowly stopped at the floor that Lu Chengting had just left.

The "ding" sound sounded again, and as soon as the elevator opened, a group of paparazzi and reporters rushed out.

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