Become A Villain And Swing Your Sword At The Scumbag!

Yu Siyan frowned: "What does this mean?"

Yu Hong looked at Yu Siyan and said solemnly: "A Yin marriage."

Yu Siyan only felt that Yu Hong's approach was extremely ridiculous.

He knew a lot about ghost marriages. Once the ceremony was completed, there would be an uninterrupted bond between the living and the dead. Without divorce, they would have no choice but to live forever.

He couldn't even accept a beautiful girl like A Yao, let alone those dead people of all kinds.

Yu Siyan raised his eyebrows, and just as he was about to blurt out "I don't agree", he saw several powerful regular characters on the spiritual tablet.

[A memorial ceremony for the deceased husband Lu Chengting’s memorial tablet. 】

Lu Cheng listened.

Yu Siyan was stunned on the spot, his face changed, and he suddenly remembered why the black cat that saved him last night looked familiar.

It's just that he was so focused on looking at Lu Chengting's confusing face yesterday afternoon that he ignored the existence of the cat squatting on his shoulder.

Yu Siyan fell silent.

After a long time, he took over the tablet with a straight face.

Damn it, a shady marriage is a shady marriage.

Anyway, it would be death if he didn't get married. If Lu Chengting looked like that, he wouldn't be at a disadvantage.

Yesterday, Yu Hong was told by a black cat in his dream that Yu Si Yan was about to live a long life.

If you want to save Si Yan's life, you must arrange a marriage for him.

In his dream, Yu Hong only wanted to keep Yu Siyan alive.

He vaguely agreed to Black Cat's words.

After he woke up, he didn't pay much attention at first, but as soon as he walked out of the bedroom door, he saw the memorial tablet and a marriage contract placed on the dining table at home.

The content of the marriage contract is very simple. Yu Siyan and the owner of the tablet will get married, and the other party will ensure that Yu Siyan will be safe and prosperous for the rest of his life.

Now Yu Hong could believe it even if he didn't believe it.

Although he was not satisfied with the other party's gender, as long as Si Yan's life could be saved, it would be a good thing.

Yu Hong guessed that Yu Siyan would definitely not agree, and he had already planned to cry, make trouble, and hang himself, in order to coerce and induce Yu Siyan to match this dark marriage.

But I don't know why Yu Siyan didn't say a word in rebuttal and just agreed.

This made Yu Hong breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that Yu Siyan was sensible and knew how to compromise with fate.

Yin marriage is not a glorious thing, but it would be even weirder if two men were married in a Yin Dynasty.

There is no need to make a big fuss as you will not receive blessings from relatives and friends, nor will you receive money from your family members.

So, Yu Siyan held Lu Chengting's tablet and stood on the balcony of his home, listening to Yu Hong sing:

"Worship heaven and earth!"

Yu Siyan bowed.

His eyes fell on the tablet in his hand, and he thought to himself, he didn't know what the man named Lu was doing right now.

Little did he know that Lu Chengting was standing less than three feet away from him, looking at him with crooked eyebrows and bending down at the same time as him.

After three bows, Yu Siyan returned to his bedroom with the tablet in hand, pressed the little red bag containing his hair under the tablet, and lit three sticks of incense for Lu Cheng.

Lu Chengting sat beside Yu Siyan's bed, looking at Yu Siyan's pious side face, even Bailiangang turned into softness.

He and Si Yan had been together for three lifetimes and had never held a wedding.

It's a pity.

Now it seems that in the future, even if the law does not recognize it and society does not recognize it, he can actually worship Si Yan secretly in private.

After Yu Siyan finished putting on the incense, he walked into the bathroom, took off his clothes, revealing his smooth and beautiful six-pack abs and the assets he had always been proud of. He walked under the shower head without looking away and turned on the hot water.

Lu Chengting stood opposite Yu Siyan, watching him take a shower quietly, feeling that Yu Siyan probably knew he was here.

He waited for Yu Siyan to finish washing and turned off the water. After he put on the towel and walked to the sink to look in the mirror, he stretched out his hand and drew a fat heart on the mirror that was fogged by the dense water vapor.

Yu Siyan saw the love and raised the corners of his lips: "Have you had enough peeking?"

The next second, he saw the figure appearing behind him through the hazy mirror.

Lu Chengting was wearing a black suit and tie, with a red rose on his chest, looking like a groom.

He spoke with a gentle voice: "Looking at your newlywed lover is not peeking."

Yu Siyan turned around, raised his hand to grab his tie, and looked into his cat-like clear eyes in the humid mist: "You approached me deliberately yesterday."

Lu Chengting put his cold hand on Yu Siyan's wrist, sincerely and a little aggrieved: "I said, I'm going to protect you."

Yu Siyan had to admit this.

If Lu Cheng hadn't listened, there's really no telling whether he would have come back alive today.

But he didn't think about it, wondering if Lu Chengting was coveting his special physique.

He narrowed his eyes: "We have never crossed paths before, why me?"

Lu Chengting raised his eyebrows: "For everyone's happiness."

Only then did Yu Siyan remember what he and Lu Cheng had said before: "But if you can fall in love with me and commit yourself to me, then everyone will be happy."

He never expected that he would sell himself out just by making a joke.

Yu Siyan was speechless. Recalling the previous conversation with Lu Chengting, he reached out and pinched Lu Chengting's face: "You kid, are you setting a trap on me?"

Lu Cheng fell silent. He lowered his eyes, and the smile on his face disappeared. After a while, he said, "I thought you were willing, but it turns out I'm just being sentimental."

He let go of Yu Siyan's hand and took two steps back. The originally delicate rose on his chest suddenly drooped and withered.

"The underworld wedding is irrevocable. If you think I'm not a human being, I'll just stay away from you in the future."

037 After hearing this, Lu Cheng's green tea offensive was astounding: "Good tea, so shameless. If another woman were here, she would have seen through the nature of your bitch." 】

Lu Chengting only felt that 037 really couldn't be brought along. He sneered: [Is Yu Siyan a woman? 】

037 was dumbfounded and had to admit that this trick did work for most men.

At least now, Yu Siyan was taken advantage of.

Yu Siyan looked at Lu Chengting's originally pale face, which turned even paler because of his unintentional blaming words, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.

But he has been a straight man for more than 20 years in his life. He can scold and hurt others, but he can't coax people. He can only hold Lu Chengting's hand in a hurry.

He stumbled and explained: "I'm not... not unwilling, I'm just kidding you... If I really didn't want to, why would I agree to worship with you?"

Lu Chengting dodged his hand, still lowering his eyes and saying nothing.

Yu Siyan went to a martial arts school and went to the police academy. Most of the girls he came into contact with were cool and resolute.

There are also some people like A Yao who are so thick-skinned that they don’t get angry no matter how hard they rush or scold them.

Now when I meet Lu Cheng, the type who almost bursts into tears when he hears such a wrong sentence, I can't help but calm him down.

He unconsciously softened his tone and said softly: "Don't be angry, I was wrong."

Yu Siyan went to hold Lu Chengting's hand again. Seeing that Lu Chengting didn't hide this time, he breathed a sigh of relief and gently scraped the tip of Lu Chengting's nose with his other hand.

Somewhat embarrassedly, he said: "I have never been in love and I can't speak. Don't argue with me."