Become A Villain And Swing Your Sword At The Scumbag!

"Your Highness, can you please rest?"

Outside Lu Zhengyan's bedroom, an old eunuch with white beard and white eyebrows knocked gently on the door.

Lu Zhengyan was lying on the bed at this time, holding Xu Qinghe in his arms.

Hearing this, he stopped, frowned and said, "What's the matter?"

The old eunuch said outside the door: "The prince sent someone to deliver something."

If it were other matters, Lu Zhengyan would probably wait until the matter was finished before dealing with it.

But when Lu Cheng heard about it, he lost his leisurely mood and patted Xu Qinghe's cheek: "I'll take care of you later."

Xu Qinghe was very sensible, pushed him, and put on his loose bellyband: "Your Highness, you are busy first."

Lu Zhengyan put on his middle coat, got out of bed, put the bed curtain in place, and said to the door: "Come in."

The old eunuch then opened the door, bowed and walked in carrying a sandalwood food box.

"Your Highness, the prince sent someone to deliver this. He said he wanted to apologize to you for what happened during the day."

"I frightened you, so I specially stewed a tonic soup to replenish your body."

Lu Zhengyan looked at the food box, not believing that Lu Cheng would be so kind.

"Did you test the poison?"

The old eunuch nodded: "I was worried. After trying it with a silver needle, I specially asked someone to taste it. I sent it here after it was fine."

Lu Zhengyan had just performed a physical exercise and was really hungry at this time.

He was hesitating whether to pour the soup and ask the dining room to prepare some more food, or to give Lu Cheng some face and just take a few sips.

Then the old eunuch said again: "Eunuch Su from the East Palace is still waiting outside the door, waiting to go back and return to his life."

Lu Zhengyan looked through the half-open door and saw Suber who was secretly rubbing his hands in the cold outside.

There was nothing he could do now, so he opened the food box with his own hands, took out the steaming soup cup inside, lowered his head and smelled it.

Apart from the freshness of the seasoning, there is no special smell.

He took a sip, nothing unusual.

Then he picked up the spoon and drank the bowl of hot soup in one mouthful.

Then he put the soup cup back into the food box and waved his hand: "Let Eunuch Su go back and recover."

Sub Bo took the food box from the old eunuch and handed another food box to the old eunuch: "Here are the ingredients for stew. The old slave has packed all the ingredients for the fifth highness. Please relax, the fifth highness." .”

The old eunuch exchanged polite words with Sub Bo and ordered his men to send Sub Bo out.

He carried the food box back to Lu Zhengyan's dormitory again and handed the food box to Lu Zhengyan.

Lu Zhengyan frowned, wondering what Lu Cheng was up to.

He opened the food box and saw a white porcelain bowl with a pile of condiments such as onions and ginger at the corner. Inside was a pile of cooked soft meat.

He flipped it over absently with his chopsticks, and was about to ask the old eunuch to take it out to feed the dog, but with a "pop", he poked a spherical object and spurted out a stream of soup.

He picked up the chopsticks and looked at them carefully.

It was discovered that the ball-shaped object was actually an eyeball.

Seeing that Lu Zhengyan hadn't moved for a long time, Xu Qinghe called him: "Your Highness?"

Lu Zhengyan did not respond.

Xu Qinghe put on her clothes, lifted the bed curtains, came down, and walked up to Lu Zhengyan: "What's wrong, Your Highness?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, Lu Zhengyan stretched his neck and vomited all over her with a "vomit" sound.

……………

"And after that?"

Shen Shenyan had just woken up early in the morning and was having breakfast when he heard Xiao Li coming to report.

"Afterwards, His Royal Highness went crazy and broke the food box sent by the prince, and found that in the pile of minced meat, there were not only eyeballs, but also a pair of human ears."

Xiao Lizi looked ferocious and continued vividly:

"What the prince sent was actually a bowl of human head soup!"

"The Fifth Highness wanted to vomit out all his internal organs. He was so frightened that the old eunuch almost lost his breath and returned home."

"I just feel sorry for Miss Xu. She was vomiting along with His Majesty the Fifth Prince. That scene was really heartbreaking and disgusting!"

Shen Shen Yan took a sip of tea without changing her expression and looked at Little Plum: "Have you seen it with your own eyes?"

Xiao Lizi shook his head: "The following is dictating, and the pictures are all based on the slave's own imagination."

Shen Shenyan looked at his ferocious face and said, "Don't think about it next time. You'll make yourself sick for nothing."

Xiao Lizi promised: "I listen to the palm prints."

Shen Shenyan waved his hand and asked Little Plum to go down.

He looked at the tea cup Lu Chengting used yesterday and fell into deep thought.

Head.

A head that can be given to Lu Zhengyan.

As expected, it should be the head of the spy he killed yesterday.

That meant that Lu Chengting should have been nearby when he took action yesterday.

Maybe even witnessed it all.

In other words, when he saw someone following Lu Chengting on his way back last night, Lu Chengting also found out.

But after he left, he never noticed that Lu Chengting was following him from beginning to end.

As we all know, Governor Dongchang was highly skilled in martial arts and was one of the best masters in the Yong Dynasty.

As for the Crown Prince, who everyone thought was unable to hold up the wall, his martial arts skills were probably still superior to his.

Shen Shenyan chuckled lightly and said to himself: "It turns out it's not a little white rabbit. It's really hidden."

At this time, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who was secretly hiding, was sitting in Fengqi Palace, staring at the Queen with big eyes.

"Didn't you like any of them?" the queen asked in disbelief.

Lu Chengting begged her to hold a flower-viewing banquet, but she invited all the officials' young ladies in the imperial city.

Just waiting for him to find a suitable daughter-in-law for him.

Unexpectedly, Lu Chengting actually told her that he didn't like any of them.

Lu Chengting looked at his mother, who had a dignified posture and elegant manners. Although she was almost late in spring, she was still stunningly beautiful, and sighed.

He swung the tea in the cup boredly: "It's vulgar and tasteless."

The queen waved her hand and signaled everyone in the palace to retreat: "I have a personal talk with the prince."

Several palace residents were blessed and exited the palace.

As soon as the door was closed, the queen leaned back and slumped on the back of the chair: "Didn't I waste all my efforts in vain?"

"Little bastard, are you just trying to make fun of me, your mother?"

Lu Cheng heard that this was his first time dealing with the queen.

He was startled, but his face was calm and he said: "The queen is joking, but the son and minister dare not."

The Queen rolled her eyes at him: "Stop talking about that useless bastard."

"I looked at those cute little girls, one after another rushing to please me. The queen is long, and the queen is short. Not to mention it is too troublesome."

"You have grown up. It's time to learn to take care of your own affairs. Don't always count on me."

Lu Chengting: "…………"

He took a sip of tea, calmed down, and said bluntly: "To be honest, I have fallen in love with Shen Shen Yan."

The Queen didn't react for a moment: "Which Shen Si Yan?"

Lu Chengting looked at the queen: "Dongchang, Governor Shen."

The queen was silent.

She stared at Lu Chengting for a long time, then raised her hand and gave him a slap: "You're so promising, Lu Chengting! You dare to worry about anyone!"

Lu Cheng lowered his head and said nothing.

The atmosphere calmed down.

After a long time, the Queen clicked her tongue and stood up from the chair: "This matter needs to be discussed in the long term. Governor Shen is a difficult person, and he may not be able to fall into your trap."

Lu Chengting raised his eyebrows: "The queen mother doesn't object?"

Upon hearing this, the queen changed her casual attitude and said seriously: "Son, what I regret most in my life is not that I failed to fight on the battlefield and got away with it."

"But instead of following me, you followed your worthless father."

"Your mother, I can only pave the way for you. When I die, you will have to live alone in the future. What you choose is all your own business. How can I object?"

Lu Cheng's Adam's apple twitched when he heard the words: "Mother, the word "unpunished" should not appear here."

The queen shook her head: "No, you really didn't follow me."

"In this life, besides going into battle and killing enemies, what I want to do most is to become a gangster, robbing the rich and giving to the poor, with impunity."

Lu Cheng was speechless and opened his mouth: "I wish you success."