Becoming a God Starting from a Water Monkey

The lanterns flickered, the river in front of the door gurgled, crashed on the rocks, and splashed white foam.

The air was mixed with the smell of food and wine, and even mixed with a hint of locust flower fragrance, which drifted in from outside.

In spring, locust flowers are full of branches, and in autumn, osmanthus is fragrant.

Huaiyin Prefecture has nothing else, but abundant rain, many flowers and trees. A seed falling from a bird's intestines can take root and sprout as long as it is not in the water.

"Several senior brothers and master, I tell you, you saw it too late. If you didn't see the little junior brother when he first came to the martial arts hall, you would never have imagined what he was like, hahaha!"

The window bars were open, and the river breeze filled the room.

Xiang Changsong held Liang Qu's neck, his face flushed, and behind him was the vast river reflecting the starlight.

He held Liang Qu's shoulders with one hand, and moved his hand up and down on his body with the other hand, finally settling on the neck.

"See? When the junior brother first came, he was as tall as me, very dark and thin. That look is still in front of me.

Look at him now, he is tall and handsome, and he killed all the Whale Gang members. He is already a great man!"

Xu Zishuai shouted and cheered: "Has our great man married? Hahaha!"

Liang Qu was more relaxed in front of the senior brothers, and responded bluntly: "A great man must be paired with a wonderful woman. I'm waiting for my master's wife to match me!"

"Then you have to wait behind the fourth senior brother, he queued up before you!"

Cao Rang held the wine jar and laughed happily: "In my opinion, the junior brother is a gentleman who has changed like a leopard!"

"Yes! It's because the sixth senior brother has read a lot, that is, a gentleman who has changed like a leopard! We should celebrate!"

"We should celebrate! We should celebrate!"

"Come on, everyone raise a toast to celebrate the junior brother's change!"

"Celebrate the junior brother!"

Everyone raised their glasses in joy.

Xu Zishuai put down his wine glass and smacked his lips: "This Langyunlou Zuixianjiu is delicious, but I always feel that it is a little bit worse."

Cao Rang was surprised: "Brother Xu, have you drunk too much and become picky? Isn't this good?"

"Not good."

Xu Zishuai shook his head.

"Then what kind of wine do you say is good? If you can't tell me, you will pay for today's drinks!"

"It's not that simple. I guarantee that if I say it, you will all agree."

"I don't believe it. You tell me! Master is here to be the judge! You are not allowed to say that good wine from other places is cheating. It must be in Pingyang County!"

"Yes, it must be in Pingyang County."

"Am I the kind of person who is a scoundrel? It is in Pingyang County. Listen to me!"

Xu Zishuai snorted twice and shook his head.

Everyone straightened up and listened attentively.

"It's the beginning of May, the green plums in late spring and early summer are the best for cooking wine! What do you think, is it or not?"

The voice bounced on the dishes, making a clanging sound.

The eight people turned their heads and looked at the first person.

"I was wondering why you suddenly changed the topic. It turns out that I have been waiting for a few green plum trees in my garden." Yang Dongxiong laughed and shook his head.

"Don't worry, when the green plums are ripe in May, you will be indispensable! When the plums are ripe, I have never missed you?"

The green plums are the best for cooking wine.

In the past, people cooked wine while eating green plums, and cooking was just a description.

Nowadays, it is supplemented with rock sugar and other ingredients, and it has really become a unique sweet and sour flavor wine.

It's a pity that the green plum season is too short. If you relax a little, the green plums will become yellow plums, and there will be no such sour and slightly sweet clear feeling.

Through the whole year, there is only a few days to drink a few sips.

Everyone is happy.

"Master is the best teacher in the world..."

"Good news, good news! Marquis Weining has attained enlightenment and become a saint, the whole world celebrates together, in accordance with the decree of His Majesty, the whole world will be pardoned for five days! It will take effect on the day of hearing the news!"

"Good news, good news! Marquis Weining has attained enlightenment and become a saint, the whole world..."

The mighty voice came from the street, accompanied by the sound of fierce horse hooves, suppressing the noise of the entire restaurant.

Liang Qu was closest to the window. He leaned out of the window and saw only a back figure disappearing rapidly at the end of the long street. In a few leaps, he entered the county government office and disappeared.

"What did you see?" Xiang Changsong asked.

Liang Qu shook his head: "I only saw a figure on horseback entering the county government office. It should be a postman."

Xu Zishuai looked around: "Did you hear what was shouted just now?"

"Marquis Weining has attained enlightenment and become a saint, His Majesty is very happy, the whole world will be pardoned for five days?"

The whole world is a simplified version of a general amnesty.

Once announced, all government agencies from top to bottom must take out wine, meat and grain, so that the people can drink and eat meat together.

Even wine shops, all transactions within five days can be tax-free.

Tax-free can naturally sell at a lower price and attract more customers.

Not only in terms of food, many minor crimes will be released early, such as fighting and gambling, and arrests will be much more lenient. If it is not a serious crime, they will not care about you at all.

The big breasts are in the world for five days, and this situation lasts for five full days.

After a while, deafening cheers came from the restaurant downstairs, and soon a servant came to the door to deliver the good news.

"Dear guests, the current emperor is in the world, and my shopkeeper said that starting today, all expenses will be 20% off! I hope the guests will come often and celebrate together!"

Everyone looked at each other.

"So, is it true? There is another Yaolong Wusheng in the world today?"

"Master, have you heard of Weining Hou before?"

Yang Dongxiong nodded: "When the current emperor was still a hidden dragon, this person served as the prince's guardian. He was very low-key and I haven't heard much about his deeds. I never thought that he would be able to achieve the great way today. It is indeed a happy event."

"Wusheng."

Liang Qu was filled with emotion.

The term "Martial Saint" is too far away and has almost nothing to do with ordinary people.

He never thought that there would be such a little intersection today, although it was only one-sided.

Cao Rangxi said: "I didn't expect that today Weining Hou became a Martial Saint, and we can also get some of the glory!"

"That's right, that's right, I'll give you 20% off on your expenses, I'll have to buy a few more jars of wine to hide later!"

"Come on, come on, the big shots' affairs won't affect us, let's just live our own lives, keep going, no one can stand and walk today!"

...

"Huh."

Liang Qu woke up from his sleep and sat on the edge of the bed, his head dizzy.

He didn't like to drink, and didn't drink much. He drank a little yesterday because of special circumstances, and he didn't use his energy to expel it from his body, so he was slightly affected.

If the visceral gate is broken, it won't be like this, the functions of the five internal organs will be greatly improved, and the alcohol...

Liang Qu walked out of the yard barefoot in shorts, with a thin layer of mist in the air.

The yellow soil in the courtyard was soaked by water and turned black and brown. In several mud pits, you can still see the accumulated puddles, shining brightly.

Silver raindrops dripped from the eaves onto the bluestone slabs in the yard, breaking and jumping.

It rained last night, and now there are still raindrops on the eaves. Several earthworms drilled back into the mud along the slabs.

Liang Qu felt the moist water vapor and took a deep breath. The water mist flowed through his lungs and turned into a refreshing coolness.

Slowly exhaling the hot air, Liang Qu closed his eyes, moved his feet, and took the posture of the ape fist.

He would practice this fist method that he first learned every morning. Now he is more and more proficient in it. Even if Brother Hu, who taught him at the beginning, came over, he would not be able to fight better.

Bang!

The mist suddenly merged and flowed, like a whirlwind being stirred and mixed, moving around.

Liang Qu swung his arms like an ape, his muscles and bones were twisted, and every punch and kick had a bang.

Shoulders, hips, elbows, knees, hands and feet were unobstructed.

Heart, mind, qi and strength were all in harmony.

When it was snowy and moonlit, the mind was clear; when it was spring and warm, the mind was also naturally integrated.

Nature created the human heart, and it was seamless.

The slight drunkenness was like a medicine, pulling the blood in the body to boil, and pouring into the body continuously.

"Boxing can be changed."

Liang Qu suddenly realized something, and the punch that was supposed to be thrown suddenly deviated a little, and there was no trace of it.

The surrounding water mist became thicker and thicker, and it condensed spontaneously in the fist wind, as if Liang Qu was covered with a white robe.

"Change the method..."

"The root bones are excellent, is even the understanding like this?"

The old monk stood in front of the door, his eyes sparkling.

On the street, the Tiqi came riding, glanced at the door plaque, confirmed that the address he was looking for was correct, and was about to shout loudly, but suddenly found that he could not make a sound, and all the air disappeared as it rushed out of his throat.

The Tiqi was full of fear.

"I am sorry for the offense, and I hope you will wait patiently for a moment."

The old monk bowed.