Becoming a God Starting from a Water Monkey

"Mr. Frog! After a long absence, your style remains the same! Looking at it from a distance, it's as bright as the sun rising in the morning glow!"

The old toad had a lotus leaf on its head, hugging the boulder in the pond, and was drooling over the crab roe noodles in the beaver's hand. Suddenly he heard someone saying hello, and looked around, only to realize that Liang Qu was standing by the pond. He immediately straightened his back and turned his back on the webbed claws. .

Pretend to be a master.

The lotus leaf slipped from the frog's head, and the old toad slapped it away with his palm, and said calmly: "Liang Qing... I haven't seen you for a long time. I heard from the old clam in the pond that you went to Huazhu County to control the water?"

Liang Qu sighed: "Serving the court for only two taels of silver, I will go wherever there is a disaster. How can I be so virtuous? I wish I could not relieve the suffering of the people."

Living in the tent late at night, I often tossed and turned, thinking about the virtues of Lord Frog, who led the frog clan to prosperity. No matter where he went, he was a guest of the aquarium, loved by frogs and praised by clams, just like a fairy in the lake. "

The old toad raised his head high, protruded his white belly, and revealed his noble round chin.

That’s right!

We haven’t seen each other for a long time, but Liang Qu’s eyes are as vicious as ever!

However, without waiting for a response, the old toad caught a glimpse of the iron pot beside Liang Qu and the big beaver eating it all with its tail slapping the ground, feeling secretly worried.

No, in the middle of talking, half the bowl is gone?

Leave nothing behind?

The old toad was about to speak but stopped. At this moment, Liang Qu pointed to the pond and interrupted.

"Is Mr. Frog still satisfied with the expansion of the pond? Although Yu is in Huazhu County, his heart is in Pingyang, and he never dares to forget the great ambitions of the Frog clan!

In order to gain time, Yu negotiated with the government before leaving for Huazhu County, obtained the red deed of the land, and arranged matters for the craftsmen. While he was in Huazhu County, he even sent letters and frequently exchanged letters with the craftsmen to fully understand the progress of the expansion. , to ensure the steady progress of the Frog clan’s hegemony!

It's a pity that I came back in such a hurry that I didn't bring those stacks of letters. It's really a big regret. "

"Thank you, Mr. Liang. No letter is needed. I also know that you are the minister of the Frog Clan! You have a great talent, sir. Our Frog Clan will dominate the Great Lakes and plant three thousand miles of lotus. It will be just around the corner!"

The old toad was multitasking. He was talking about the scene, but his eyes were wandering from side to side. He was winking at the fat catfish in the pond.

The fat catfish used its beard to scrape the crab oil from the corner of its mouth, put it into his mouth and smacked it twice, then blinked at the old toad's hint, not understanding what it meant.

Dry clam?

The old toad was angry, this legless frog was so rude!

There are good things, but you don’t want to honor the elders of the clan first!

A frog that eats alone will be expelled from the frog membership!

When Liang Qu saw the old toad's gaze, he couldn't guess what he was thinking.

Lao Bei said that Lao Toad would come here from time to time, and he had prepared the draft early in the morning.

"Are you confused about why there are so many fish baskets and crabs in the pond? What are the beavers and river otters eating?"

Seeing that Liang Qu finally got to the point, Old Toad cheered up and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth while Wu Beast was paying attention.

"Oh, I don't care too much, but since sir mentioned it, I would like to know what he said?"

"It's a long story."

Liang Qu said slowly with a sad look on his face.

"For land transactions, if you want a red deed, you must get the approval of the government, otherwise it will have no legal effect. Naturally, the Frog Clan's stronghold must be written in black and white with the endorsement of the government. Otherwise, wouldn't you be deceiving yourself?"

The old toad stared at the iron pot and nodded.

"Who would have thought that Pingyang County Magistrate Jian Zhongyi is a completely sanctimonious hypocrite! He looks talented and famous, but he is actually a corrupt official!

On weekdays, she bullies her superiors and flatters her subordinates, commits rape, humiliation and plundering without hesitation. She has to eat 108 dishes for every meal. Even the daily footbath needs a brand new teak barrel, just so that she can smell the hot water when brewing it. Smell the fragrance of teak!

Seeing that I was bound to win, he opened his mouth like a lion and openly demanded and accepted bribes. He asked me for three thousand taels of silver as a favor! "

"What!" The old toad was stunned, "Three thousand taels!?"

"That's right, a total of three thousand taels! There are three treasure fish in total, one is left to buy land, and the remaining two are only worth two thousand, and there is still a gap.

In the end, I couldn't get any fish out. Magistrate Dog knew that I made a living on boats, so he turned around and asked for a feast! I went to reward the flood control officials, so I saw the frog man today!

Alas, Dashun was only sixty years old, and now the second emperor is like this. I really can’t imagine what will happen to the third and fourth generations. "

Liang Qu was heartbroken, filled with grief and anger, and every pore in his body felt sad for the official corruption in Dashun.

Anyway, Jian Zhongyi couldn't hear it, so he made it up randomly.

"The Frog Palace gave us three treasure fish, which could have expanded to another acre, but now, they all ended up in the belly of the magistrate dog!"

The big beaver buried his head in licking the bowl, and when he heard the sound, he exposed his head and nodded repeatedly.

That's right, the treasure fish got into the dog's belly.

Wulong, who was chewing crab claws, heard the word "dog" and raised his head. Seeing that no one was looking at him, he started to bite again.

When he thought that his Baoyu was greedy and had greatly delayed the Frog clan's hegemony, the old toad was so angry that he jumped up and down and kept croaking.

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"Wow, you've bullied the frog too much. Get my sword quickly. I'm going to chop off that dog official's head today!"

Oolong raised his head in annoyance, only to feel that the old toad was noisy and barking at the dog for nothing.

It picked up the crab claws and moved to another place to continue eating.

Liang Qu quickly persuaded the old toad to stop.

What if the old toad asked Jian Zhongyi to make a fried frog on the spot, how would he explain it to Fat Catfish's big brother?

"Mr. Frog, a small impatience will ruin a big plan! Don't be afraid of official corruption, just be afraid of officials not being corrupt. If our Frog clan wants to grow stronger, we must unite all the forces that can be united!

It is because of the rampant corruption of corrupt officials that the Frog Clan can expand its land territory.

And I learned that before the summer ploughing next year, Pingyang County will be divided into Pingyang Prefecture! That shameless county magistrate saw this point and knew the benefits, so he dared to ask for a sky-high price! "

The old toad was extremely angry: "How unreasonable, how unreasonable! So you agreed?"

"For the future of the frog clan, I can only agree. It doesn't matter if I suffer a little. The future of the frog clan is very important!" Liang Qu said righteously, "But autumn crabs are so expensive. In order to hold the banquet as scheduled, the footless frog has not closed his eyes for several days and nights, and has been catching crabs in the swamp. He was even robbed twice and was in danger. "

The fat catfish nodded continuously, pointed to the bump on the back of his head with his fins, and then put his hand on his forehead, indicating that he was dizzy from exhaustion.

It, the footless frog!

Working tirelessly for the frog clan!

The old toad saw it clearly, and the wound was indeed caused by someone, and his heart ached.

I really didn't expect that there would be so many twists and turns in a small pond expansion.

The frog clan is surrounded by enemies on land, and it is difficult to move forward!

The shore is surrounded by the big lake, and there is a long way to go!

Thinking of this, the old toad was embarrassed to ask for a taste.

Wait.

The old toad suddenly realized that something was wrong. It looked down at the oolong gnawing on the crab claws, the beaver licking the bowl...

Liang Qu immediately explained: "Since we are holding a crab feast, we can still keep a few bites for ourselves. We can't let outsiders take all the benefits. Don't worry, Mr. Frog, I have prepared your share early in the morning. "

"This... isn't too good, right? "

The old toad kept shouting "bad", and his body had already jumped onto the shore.

Liang Qu advised: "For such a big event, we must let the frog master check it and taste it. We should improve it before the banquet starts!"

The old toad's claws and webs moved, and his white belly gurgled.

I came back from the beautiful frog at the village in the morning and sang two frog love songs in succession. I am really hungry.

The old toad looked embarrassed and sighed: "I don't want to eat, it adds to the burden, but you are right! For the frog family, all frogs must contribute their own efforts! Hurry up and present it! "

Wait for Liang Qu to come back.

Two big bowls and several steamers were laid out in order, emitting a rich crab aroma in the autumn wind.

Crab roe soup dumplings, crab roe wontons, and crab roe noodles were all available.

The old toad sat by the pond, picked up a soup dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth. His eyes lit up, and he picked up the entire steamer and poured it into his mouth.

There was soup in the dumpling!

Absolutely delicious!

So satisfying!

The old toad ate it in a hurry, and the fat catfish drooled.

Liang Qu replaced the steamer and mixed the crab noodles: "What do you think, Frog?"

"Hmm, delicious." The old toad said vaguely, "I thought the insect dip was invincible, but I didn't expect there was something more delicious than it. You Lu people really know how to enjoy it. ”

It’s not that it hasn’t eaten crabs before, but they were all hard shells and full of mud and sand, completely different from what it ate today.

Seeing that the old toad was enjoying the food, Liang Qu took the opportunity to make a request.

“Frog Master, I underestimated the difficulty of expanding the pond this time. The revival of the frog tribe needs more support.”

“Support, support, sir, just go ahead and do it. I, the old frog, fully support you!”

This old idiot is pretending to be confused again!

Liang Qu cursed inwardly.

“Frog Master, the injury of the footless frog can’t be healed without eating the treasure fish!”

The old toad said with certainty: “Nonsense, there is no such injury in the world.”

Liang Qu was furious and snatched the crab roe bag from the old toad and held it high.

“Frog Master, have you ever heard of frogs and people working for the frog tribe shedding blood and tears?

For the revival of the frog tribe, how can you be stingy! ? You cherish your body when doing big things, and forget your principles when you see small profits. How can you forget! "

The old toad lowered his head, his face wrinkled, and wrinkles appeared on his round belly. The crab roe bun in his hand no longer smelled good...