Becoming the richest man starts with making complaints
Chapter 51 Treasure Classmate (two updates in one)
Cao Shen held his head, he really wanted to tear out the system and beat him:
"This editor can do Lianliankan!"
[You can also do Xiaoxiaole...]
"Why didn't you tell me earlier! This is a 2D casual game!"
[If you don’t have a host, you can’t tell me earlier. I am a mysterious system. 】
"I bother!"
[Also, not all casual games can do it.
Mahjong and card games that require players to interact online are not acceptable.
Don’t even think about PVE and PVP]
"I'm the only one here, you can't even do Bubble Making, Fishing Master, Temple Escape, Bubble Kart, or Snake!"
【Yep! Host, you discovered so quickly that this game editor does not have a collision engine or numerical system!
Oh, it can’t be said that there is no numerical system at all. You can still score points by doing Lianliankan]
Cao Shen: "Me!!!"
[Also, this time the game editor is not allowed to be open source! 】
Hahahaha, I finally got my revenge! Don't be too happy with this system!
You killed me last time, so now I have to process data for you every second every day, and my mind is full of messy things.
Let you use me! You damn thief!
"You still want to open source this piece of junk! If you still open source it, why don't you go to heaven!
You can afford to shame the system, but I can't afford to shame people! "
Cao Shen was ten thousand points mad.
Just then, the phone rang.
When he picked up, it turned out to be the head of the department.
He has already dropped out of school, why are you here?
The dean of the department also hesitated to explain clearly, and insisted that Cao Shen come to the school to say it in person.
Cao Shen hung up the phone, okay, just go and go, maybe go out and see the junior brothers and sisters to relax.
Oh, why do you want to see Junior Brother?
I must be too angry, junior brother, get out of here!
I picked up the phone and asked my senior sister to ask the driver to drive.
Zhang Beixin felt that Cao Shen was a little unhappy, so she volunteered to be the driver.
Going back to school? I haven’t been back for a long time, so I might as well go and have a look...
So, the senior sister drove the depressed Mr. Cao to Hoki Institute of Technology in the Phaeton.
The car drove into the campus. Summer has started early in Beiqi this year. Although it is only May, the atmosphere of early summer is already upon us.
Just look at how coolly the junior sisters are dressed.
Zhang Beixin also felt a little emotional, she still dared to wear it when she was a student.
Camisole, miniskirt, vest...
These taboo attires in the workplace should not be too common on campus.
Suddenly I felt that I looked like a monk in my white thin suit, Master...
Looking at Cao Shen's expression again, he looked...depressed?
Cao Shen held his forehead, I was thinking too much.
Hokkaido Institute of Technology, science and engineering!
There is a woolly girl!
Even if there are rare people, the appearance is just like that, without any trouble.
Turning around to look at Senior Sister, it’s not easy to see someone like Senior Sister.
Zhang Beixin, who was looking at Cao Shen, saw her junior brother suddenly turned to look at her and pulled up his suit:
"Haha, senior sister is old. Junior sisters are still alive."
Cao Shen shook his head: "Senior sister, girls in college are like cherries, good-looking but not delicious. And the ones here are not good-looking either!
Zhang Beixin said with a smile: "Then senior sister is not a tomato, not a fruit pretending to be fruit."
Cao Shen thought for a moment: "No, Senior Sister is like Long Island Ice Tea."
It looks ordinary and you think it's a sweet drink, but it's actually easy to get addicted to it.
Zhang Beixin laughed loudly: "As expected, now that I'm an adult, I can't even use it as a vegetable, I can only use it as wine."
Cao Shen smiled and shook his head, Senior Sister, I don’t understand.
The car drove towards the building of the Economics and Management Department, but was blocked.
Crowds of people crowded around noisily in circles, and many people were coming this way.
The two of them pulled over and got out of the car.
Zhang Beixin casually stopped a group of people coming over: "Classmate, what happened?"
"Hey, someone is going to jump off the building!"
Um? Did you catch up with Dagua when you first arrived?
Cao Shen took a closer look and saw that this was Li Hai who lived in the same dormitory. Li Hai also recognized Cao Shen and grabbed him:
"Cao Shen, Wang Sizhai is going to jump off the building! Come with me and have a look!"
Wang Sizhai? Cao Shen recalled a fat man in the dormitory...
"Wang Sizhai couldn't think about anything anymore and wanted to jump off the building?" Cao Shen asked while being dragged away by Li Hai.
"Ahem, he is an online writer." Li Hai glanced at Zhang Beixin who was following him and winked at Cao Shen.
Helplessly, Li Hai's eyes were too small and the eye wave signal sent out was too weak. Cao Shen did not receive it and continued to ask:
"Is there any inevitable connection between writing online articles and jumping off a building? Even if you write about jumping on the street, it won't matter. Just change the street, change the posture and continue jumping."
Li Hai poked Cao Shen with his arm and said in a low voice: "It's that kind of website, that kind of article."
"Oh! Show me." Cao Shen finally understood.
Li Hai coughed: "The website has been banned and is gone."
Cao Shen slapped Li Hai on the head with his backhand: "Hurry up and take it out!"
Then Li Hai shrank and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket: "In this folder, this txt document..."
Cao Shen opened it: "This is ridiculous, I don't believe you don't exist!"
After a quick glance, he said: "Damn it, how many words are written in this."
Li Hai touched his head: "More than one million words."
Cao Shen walked and read: "It's well written. It must be popular. Why did you jump off the building?"
Li Hai glanced at Zhang Beixin again:
“The website was banned, he spent a few days in the bureau and was fined.
Return to school and report criticism and expulsion. "
Oh, this is the aftermath of social death.
Cao Shen sent the documents on Li Hai's phone to his mailbox and threw the phone back to Li Hai:
"What a big deal."
Wang Sizhai's writing is quite good, and he drives all the way without any explicit words.
This is probably why he only went in for a few days and then came out.
The writing style is excellent, delicate and silky, creating a strong picture and giving readers ample room for imagination.
This is called the art of fucking language!
When I got to the teaching building, I looked up and saw the chubby Wang Sizhai and the department head standing on the top of the tenth floor.
Isn't it because of this that you asked me to come? impossible.
There is no reason to summon Cao Shen, a distant soldier, to save an emergency such as suicide.
Moreover, Cao Shen was not an expert in negotiation. Even though he thought so, Cao Shen took the elevator and climbed up to the rooftop.
My treasured classmate, I must pull it off.
When the department head saw Cao Shen coming, he was stunned for a moment, and then said:
"Mr. Cao, please wait for me for a while. I will solve Student Wang's problem first."
Oh, it really wasn't because of Wang Pangpang.
Wang Sizhai was still standing on the edge of the building facing the wind, with a tragic look on his face as if he was about to die, and his legs were trembling in the hot weather.
There are two unfinished bottles of Coke at your feet. People drink to strengthen their courage when they jump off a building. What does it mean when you drink Coke?
Oh, sure enough, there was also a bucket of finished KFC finger-licking original chicken.
Therefore, people really cannot be too fat. It was originally a sad and serious matter, but it was interpreted by Wang Pangpang to give it an informal atmosphere.
This feeling is probably like that of a fat man. Even if he is carefully reading an "Introduction to Symptomous Geometry", you will feel that he is ordering food.
Cao Shen lit a cigarette and took a break.
The head of the department said earnestly: "Student Wang, you want to be more open-minded. It is also the school's rule to expel you from school. You are still young, you still have a long life, and you still have many possibilities."
Seeing Wang Sizhai, he didn't say anything and stood there motionless.
The head of the department continued: "You don't have to have a college degree. You see you are so strong and your writing skills are very good. There are many other opportunities."
strong? Are you showing him the way to move bricks...
Good writing? Department Chair, have you exposed something?
Suddenly he smelled the smell of smoke coming from Cao Shen's side. He was excited, pointed at Cao Shen and said:
"Yes, yes! Look, Cao Shen, Mr. Cao. He has never graduated or has any academic qualifications! Now he is the CEO of a technology company, an investment bank, and a venture capital company. What kind of incubator is there?
Cao Shen: "..." Before I finished smoking, the gun came.
The head of the department winked hard at Cao Shen, "You're here already, so as a role model, I'd like to give you some advice."
Cao Shen walked over to Wang Sizhai in a dignified manner.
Wang Sizhai took a step back and shouted: "You, don't come over! Let me die!"
Cao Shen stood still, blew out a smoke ring at Wang Sizhai, pointed downstairs and said:
"This building only has ten floors. If you want to commit suicide, you should choose the main building. After all, it has twenty floors.
You won't necessarily die if you jump ten floors down, but you will still be in pain.
First of all, if you fall to the ground, your leg and arm bones will definitely be broken. This is nothing, it just hurts.
The key is that your ribs are also broken, but the huge impact before breaking will cause the ribs to break and insert into your lungs, stomach, etc.
Holes were poked out of your internal organs, making it difficult to breathe. The contents of your stomach are leaking out in a gurgling sound, and there is also gastric acid, which corrodes your internal organs, making you gurgling and bubbling, which is probably quite painful.
At this time, there will be internal bleeding, and the fragments of your internal organs will flow out of your nose and mouth, blocking your respiratory system.
Then, you slowly suffocate to death. "
"Wow..." Wang Sizhai cried loudly and rushed towards Cao Shen.
Cao Shen caught the fat man, but the cigarette he didn't have time to throw away caused a blister on his cheek.
"Wow..." Wang Sizhai shouted even louder.
Cao Shen slapped him and stopped.
"Okay, okay, it's disgusting to have snot and drool on your face." Cao Shen pushed the person away, and the department head quickly came over to catch him.
Cao Shen pinched Wang Sizhai's plump face with two fingers:
"Just expulsion from school, pack up and go to work at my place. Food and accommodation are included, 12,000 yuan a month."
What!
Wang Sizhai and the department head both looked at Cao Shen in disbelief. You must know that it is extremely difficult to find a job at a second-rate university like Hokkaido Institute of Technology these days. Even if the top-notch fresh graduate could get a monthly salary of 4,000 yuan in the first year, which was already pretty good, Cao Shen directly gave him 12,000 yuan!
Not to mention that it is difficult for someone who graduated from Beiqing University to get this price in the first year, and it is not necessarily true for those who have worked for several years.
"Really, really?"
Wang Sizhai and the department chair said in unison.
Cao Shen nodded, threw away the cigarette butt and crushed it with his toes: "I'm not short of money."
Therefore, Wang Sizhai decisively abandoned the department head and grabbed his hand, and threw himself into Cao Shen's arms.
He took this fat idiot downstairs and handed him over to Zhang Beixin:
"Senior sister, please arrange a place for him to live. The company will take care of food and accommodation. The salary is 12,000 yuan a month. He will go to work tomorrow."
"Oh, okay. Let's rent him a small apartment in our office building." Although Zhang Beixin didn't know why Cao Shen recruited Wang Sizhai, his junior brother was always right about people!
For example, Liu Jun, his junior brother invested money and immediately made money.
For example, I feel great.
"Okay!" Cao Shen's lips curled up. This is a treasure. He laughed three times in his heart!
The crisis was over, and the department head quickly grabbed Cao Shen: "Mr. Cao, Mr. Cao!"
Only then did Cao Shen remember that he was called over by the department director this time because he suspected there was something "serious."
The department head pulled him aside: "Cao Shen, your graduation thesis..."
"Huh? Director, haven't I already applied to drop out of school?"
"Yes, yes, but your situation is special. So after research, the college decided to give you a special policy."
"No, no, just treat me normally. Don't be special. It's unfair to others." Cao Shen felt that there must be nothing good going on.
"No, no, no, you are doing very well in entrepreneurship now, and now the country also encourages college students to start their own businesses. You are a role model for our Hokkaido Institute of Technology, an excellent case!
Therefore, we must pay attention to outstanding students like you, set an example, and set an example for our junior brothers and sisters.
After research, it was decided that as long as you write a paper related to e-commerce, you can get your degree certificate and graduation certificate immediately. "
[He is not an e-commerce business, he can’t do it without my permission! 】The system is arrogant and arrogant.
"But I don't understand e-commerce, and I didn't start a business in e-commerce."
"That technology website of yours is not an e-commerce website?"
"No, no deal."
[Yes, his website does not have a trading function] The system is very satisfied with its adherence to principles.
"That Jianshen APP?"
"There's no transaction, it's just a scheduling system."
[Yes, as long as I am here, he will have no chance to trade! 】
"Tongfu Bao?"
"It's not trading, it's just a custody account."
[Cao Cao, I found that the head of your department does not understand e-commerce at all. You have learned it in vain for four years. 】
The head of the department pursed his lips: "Actually, you just write whatever you want. We don't take your graduation thesis seriously anyway."
Cao Shen: "..." Haha, people have worked so hard to check the information and copied and pasted to make up the word count, but you don't even read it!
Cao Shen originally planned to copy and paste his senior sister's paper if this was the case?
But suddenly I remembered a certain star in the original world who was ridiculed by the crowd because of a paper problem, and I shook my head decisively. People who are not far-sighted are bound to get into trouble:
"Director, I really don't understand e-commerce. I'm just a bad student. If you look through my files, I'll fail a lot of subjects."
How could I not know that you are a scumbag?
Seeing how ignorant Cao Shen was, the department head felt a little depressed.
I also wanted to use the e-commerce thesis of Cao Shen, a "successful person", to give a scholarship to the e-commerce major of the Department of Economics and Management.
Take a breath, today’s students are not easy to teach...
I can only come up with a second idea: "Mr. Cao, there is one more thing. Our college plans to open a course on entrepreneurship management, and we want to hire you as a visiting professor. This should be no problem."
Although I felt that Cao Shen was not qualified at all, this was the decision of the college leadership.
Entrepreneurship is booming, there is no way, the situation is stronger than the people.
As for the visiting professor, he just has a name but no official title.
Professor Cao...
"No, no, no," Cao Shen decisively refused.
He added: "Director, I don't have this level and I'm not qualified, so please don't flatter me."
The point is, I don’t even have enough time to complain, so how can I have time to do this!
Still in class!
It’s not like I’m giving lessons to girls from film or dance schools!
What's the point of sitting down below with a bunch of crooked juniors?
The head of the department was killed twice and lost his temper. Think about your mission and muster the courage to do it again.
"Then... Mr. Cao is like this. The employment situation for graduates this year is quite severe. You know so many CEOs of startup companies. Let's see if there are any opportunities..."
There are two kinds of things in this world. Without knowing the root cause, it is easy to do bad things with good intentions and ruin your character.
First, introduce the person to others.
Second, introduce employees to others.
However, after all, it was the request of his alma mater, and Cao Shen had refused it twice in a row, so he could at least be a human being.
He nodded to Zhang Beixin: "Senior sister, try to pick a few, and work as a media editor at Technology Deep Throat or provide entrepreneurial services at an incubator."
Zhang Beixin understood and smiled at the department head: "We will definitely try our best to help solve the problem. How about holding a special job fair at the school another day and how many people will we recruit?"
"Okay, okay!" The department head quickly held Zhang Beixin's hand: "Oh, Beixin, thank you very much."
She had previously focused on Cao Shen, but then she discovered that beside Cao Shen was Zhang Beixin, the former vice president of the student union and the top student who received scholarships every year.
His eyes flicked back and forth between the two of them. Are these two together? No way...
Wang Sizhai went back to the dormitory to pack his things. Zhang Beixin contacted him about his residence, and Cao Shen was wandering around outside the dormitory building.
Cao Shen didn't feel much about this alma mater. He didn't graduate from here. He had been here for almost four years and was the original owner.
To him, the memory of the original owner was like watching a bad movie, without any sense of empathy at all.
But this is a college campus after all, and this atmosphere can still bring back memories.
The essence of many people's memories of their student days is to reminisce about their lost youth.
Memories always have filters. No matter how ridiculous or even humble they were, they become beautiful after being rendered by filters.
Cao Shen's memories of his youth were filled with regret.
Why not talk more about love! Why not start puppy love from junior high school!
Only when I was young, I was so naive and reckless that I looked like a fool.
There are not many times in life when you can be a fool regardless of the consequences.
You have fun giving, and you love generously. Although times have changed, and when you mature, you realize that you are just playing a one-man show, and the emotions you invest are more in a dream you have constructed, and an ideal person.
What you like is just who you think she is, and a simple feeling of love.
Cao Shen was a late bloomer in his previous life, and by the time he realized that it was time to fall in love, he had already taken over and acted for the occasion.
Damn it, before you even experience secret love in life, your IQ is already on the line.
Before Mr. Cao had time to appreciate the loveliness of women, he had already begun to suffer from the terror of women.
"Cao, Cao Shen?"
Look, the terrible woman appears.
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