Before the collapse of civilization, kiss Mebius at the beginning

The American continent is a beautiful place.

……

In fact, if you exclude those poor areas, the American continent is really a very beautiful place.

It is different from the endless steel jungle of Mu Continent, and the mountains and rivers of the ancient country and the street people of Shenzhou. Although the American continent is also full of high-rise buildings, it has developed its own unique charm.

Although there has been a curfew system, the night here is not lonely.

The high-rise buildings are full of various conspicuous and eye-catching billboards, and the exaggerated street descriptions make people feel like they are in a dream. The rich people who are drunk and dreaming can enjoy this city and this country without fear of the pressure of life.

While other countries and continents need to sleep to replenish their energy for the day, the time in this free country has just reached the [golden]...

...

Holy Shield City, Black Palace.

Amid the crowds of citizens, amid the crowds of "savior", the middle-aged fat old smoker, the smoker, rarely showed a confident look on his face - in the past, he was always the least serious of the five fire chasers.

He subconsciously raised his hand to touch the slightly raised tumor on his forehead, then smiled and said goodbye to the citizens who surrounded him, and then strode into the Black Palace.

Came to the room he was most familiar with.

Before entering the door, two female voices came from inside.

"Hiss~... Ha~... I love you, lady, you ignited my inner soul... This is not just a spark, but a hot flame..."

"Oh~ I love you too, dear~..."

Hearing these two lingering voices from the office, the smoker's face turned black as the bottom of a pot.

Oh my God... That damn Vishnu actually dared to sleep with my woman in my office, and slept so openly... Damn it, if I have the chance, I will definitely send that bastard to hell.

But after thinking about it carefully, the smoker still didn't have the courage to kick the door open and catch the bastard in bed... Mainly because he didn't have the strength.

Xu Ziling's words... He could punch him. But the smoker, who had been infused with Vishnu's power, knew that the person staying in the Black Palace at the moment was just a clone of Vishnu, not the original body of the bastard.

It was useless to call the boss to kill a clone through the meat bud, but it would make Vishnu's original body alert.

The task that the smoker was ordered by Xu Ziling was to endure humiliation and try to get the coordinates of Vishnu's original body step by step. Once the other party revealed a flaw first, Xu Ziling could use the mechanical deity to take the other party away with a punch, and the smoker's hard days would be over.

At least... even if the granulation is damaged, when the smoker goes to hell, he can drag Vishnu, the dog who doesn't pay taxes, to take the blame.

But now he should be as tolerant as possible... As a leader, the most important thing is to learn how to be patient, isn't it?

With this in mind, the smoker waited outside the president's office. When they were done, he would talk about his own business.

However, plans always fail to keep up with changes...

"Oh... honey, I just heard some noise outside. Please allow me to step back for a moment, go and deal with the guy outside and come back to find you."

"Uh-huh~ Go, go, baby~..."

This greasy conversation almost gave the smoker a heart attack, but before he could have a heart attack, the door of the president's office in front of him was suddenly opened from the inside.

"Who is it?! You are so brave. If World War III had not already broken out, you would have dared to disturb me. I would have cut off your head and fed it to the dogs!"

After the fierce words fell, an American woman with disheveled clothes and a particularly sturdy appearance walked out of the president's office. She stared with a pair of blue pupils, and seemed particularly impatient.

But when the blue eyes of this sturdy woman swept over the figure of the smoker, her expression instantly turned pale, and she stammered:

"General... Mr. President... Are you still alive?"

"..."

After noticing the disheveled face of this sturdy woman, the smoker quickly covered his eyes. For a moment, he felt that he needed ICU support. But with the power brought by the Seed of Fertility, he still gritted his teeth and held on, and forced out a smile that was uglier than crying, saying,

"Ah... ah ha ha... alive... alive is good! But it seems that I came at the wrong time, so I won't disturb you. I'm leaving... tinkering!"

"You don't

Can walk. "

Hearing this voice from behind, the smile on the face of the smoker, which was uglier than crying, suddenly became uglier. He stuttered and turned his head, looking at the ambiguous presidential office, and said in a low voice:

"Shh... Auntie, you are really joking. Xiaoyan is just a little Karami, without strength and background, so I'd better not disturb my interest."

"Hmph..."

A cold snort came from the room again, followed by a rustling sound. Who is looking for the lost holy object...

But in the end, it seems that she can't find it, so she simply put the blanket on herself and strode towards the smoker.

The smoker quickly reached out to cover his eyes... but he was still a step too late.

The person walked into his field of vision... In between, the one who walked out of the presidential office later was not a tough woman like the previous one.

On the contrary... this The existence called "Grandma" by the smoker... is very short, it seems that she is less than 1.5 meters tall, with blue pupils and yellow hair, she looks like a big loli...

Especially, this big loli is simply covered with a blanket. What can I say about the blanket... It can't be said to be useless, at least it covers the key parts... But it only covers the key parts.

And the facts also prove that sometimes, half () is really better than full ()...

"Baby, you push it down first, let me see what Xiaoyan says."

The "big loli" who appeared later glanced at the disheveled and tough woman, and said casually, as if she was giving up a dispensable toy...

"Yes..."

The facts proved that the tough-looking woman was indeed a dispensable toy in front of this "big loli". After the "big loli" said this, she nodded and bowed and retreated.

"Come in. "

Then, the "big loli" glanced at the smoker who covered his eyes, and motioned him to go inside and talk.

As if recalling some beautiful memory, the smoker's expression, which was uglier than crying, suddenly put on a layer of pain mask. But he had to obey the orders of the "big loli" in front of him.

Because this lady is the emperor-level collapse beast that invaded America...

It's a pity that the body of this damn lady is not here, otherwise the smoker swears that he will use the flesh buds on his forehead to contact the thigh he just hugged, and give the other party a mechanical deification and targeted blasting.

"Pah!"

After a moment of relaxation, the smoker had followed the "big loli" in front of her to the president's office. The sound of the door locking made the smoker startled. When he looked up, he immediately saw the underwear and panties thrown everywhere, and even % sanitary napkins...

"I'm glad you're still alive, little thing. "

"Big Lolita" glanced at the trembling Smoker with his eyes closed, then casually pulled a piece of clothing to put on himself, and then sat on the presidential chair in the presidential office, crossing his legs and said,

"I said that as long as you complete the task alive, I can make you my subordinate... But this does not mean that you can come and disturb me casually. You come to me now, it's better if you really have something to do. Otherwise... You know the price. "

"Uh... Hey, aunt. If it's nothing serious, how dare I disturb your elegance. "

The Smoker said in a low voice, not like the usual presidential style,

"Isn't it mainly because I want to report to you about the Herrscher of Thunder..."

"I don't want to hear about that rubbish! ”

However, the "Big Lolita" waved her hand in annoyance, picked up a pack of cigarettes from the president's desk, lit it up, and then said,

"Hiss~... He was killed in less than a day... How could he be so useless? ! Damn it, if you give me that core... Ha! Smoker, I just want to ask you a question. After inducing the birth of the Herrscher of Thunder in advance, did you bring that guy's core back to me? ! ”

"This..."

The Smoker's expression suddenly became embarrassed, and he said hesitantly,

"Auntie... You know... This thing does not belong to the original mission scope."

"So you gave the core to someone else? !"

"No... Auntie, I was stunned by the aftermath of the Herrscher of Thunder..."

"That's your business, not mine! "

"Big Lolita" took a deep puff of the cigarette in her hand, and said with an extremely impatient expression,

"I gave you so much power, and also gave you the remains of the mountain of corpses that could have supported me to complete my evolution from the Emperor level to the Judgement level...but you were killed by the Herrscher of Thunder, who only lived

A piece of trash who has lived for less than a day was knocked unconscious? ! Really... a piece of trash among trash! "

"Calm down, auntie!"

Seeing that auntie was furious and her body began to show a certain degree of beastification and collapse energy, the smoker was so scared that her heart and gallbladder were about to burst, and she hurriedly said:

"Although, auntie, your calculations about the Herrscher of Thunder failed... but, but, this time when I went to Shenzhou, I also collected a key information. The plan to become the emperor that you mentioned before can be started."

"Oh?"

Hearing what the smoker said, the expression of the "big loli" was slightly restrained. Her blue pupils stared at the smoker. After a moment, she said,

"Then you say it! "

"Uh..."

Hearing this, the pair of blue eyes in the smoker's eye sockets rolled around. After quickly finishing his thoughts, he looked at the "big loli" in his field of vision and said respectfully:

"My aunt asked me to find out the details of the five leaders of Zhuhuo before, and I have almost found out... Suzhou Xiongxin, while being upright and paranoid, has been fighting alone for many years. The years have already broken down her body, making her less energetic than before;

As for the European White Mist, he is just a hypocrite! On the surface, he is kind and kind, but in fact he stabs you in the back. However, our army has already grasped his black history, and it will be as quick as a snap of a finger to destroy him!

To sum up the above, Suzhou and Europe are not worth worrying about! My aunt intends to 'seduce' your 'other half' by dominating the world, which is completely feasible!"

When the smoker said this, his tone was so sonorous and powerful, as if he had planned it in advance...

"Really? ”

Hearing this, the "Big Lolita" narrowed her eyes slightly. After staring at the Smoker for a while, she slowly said,

"Then... Shenzhou Tianjin is a local genius, with unique skills, young and strong, and can be called a hero?

"No!"

The Smoker waved his hand and said,

"That Tianjin is just a selfish ghost! He is devoted to one person and has no intention of managing the world. The burden of the heart bag has been nailed down, and it can't cause any big trouble at all."

"Is that so..."

The "Big Lolita" said, nodding to herself, as if thinking about something.

Seeing this, the smoker glanced at the women's underwear scattered on the ground, and quickly retracted his gaze, and took the opportunity to say,

"But... Auntie, the great hero of the Jin Dynasty that day actually locked his upper limit because of some women's affairs... It's really sad! It also shows the degree of harm of alcohol and sex... So I suggest that you abstain from desire from today!"

"Impossible!"

Unexpectedly, the "big loli" directly rejected the smoker's suggestion, and said impatiently,

"It's not illegal to be intimate with women... Besides, you know what type of women I like. The strong women I like are not the same type as those skinny bamboo poles you like! Why are you so nervous?"

"This..."

Hearing this, the smoker silently imagined the appearance of the "big loli" in front of him and the muscular and tough woman just now ()...

Cough cough! Cough cough cough cough! The picture is too beautiful, I dare not think about it! I dare not think about it! !

"Um... ahem, my lady has unique taste, so I won't say much..."

"That's it?!"

"Big Lolita" clapped her hands and said unhappily,

"Go away, I don't want to see you anymore... Prepare an attack document for me before tomorrow, I must take all the strong women in the world!"

After saying that, as if she felt that what she said was inappropriate, "Big Lolita" paused and added,

"By the way, find my half body... take back the other half of my core!"

"My lady is wise!"

The smoker nodded and bowed in response.

"..."

"..."

"? Why don't you leave?"

"Big Lolita" waited for a while, and found that the smoker had not left yet, so she spoke impatiently.

"Um... Actually, there is one thing I haven't said..."

After thinking for a while, the Smoker tried to speak,

"It's mainly about my personal affairs..."

"Your own business?!"

"Big Lolita" became even more impatient when she heard this, and said,

"You've already said that it's your own business! Why are you still looking for me?!"

"I mainly want you to implant the Honkai Energy Crystal into my brain and transform me into your servant forever!"

Before "Big Lolita" got completely angry, the Smoker quickly added.

"...Oh?"

Sure enough, after the Smoker said this, the "Big Lolita"'s expression suddenly became subtle, and then she slowly opened her mouth,

"Then do you know... I am now

I'm not a complete Herrscher yet, so I can't do painless implantation!"

"Of course!"

After nodding his head, Smoker added,

"I also know... the way my aunt converts dead soldiers is very special. If you want to become your believer, you must meet your 'real body'... Come on! I'm ready to be my aunt's subordinate forever! It's just a little pain, what's there to be afraid of? !"

The pupils of the "big loli" stared straight at Smoker's eyes, and after a moment. She smiled, a very satisfied smile.

Then she stood up from the bed, patted Smoker's... waist, and said,

"Very good... I really didn't misjudge you. Smoker, you are a smart man, thanks to your wise move, I can let your American continent welcome the 'collapse' in the end.

Get up, my slave, follow me, I will do as you wish. ”

The Smoker smiled awkwardly and asked tentatively:

"By the way... Auntie, will the stage of transforming me into a 'servant'... take a long time?"

"Nonsense."

"Big Lolita" pouted and said,

"After all, I am not a complete 'herrscher'... It will undoubtedly add a lot of difficulty and uncertainty to choose a 'servant' myself. But don't worry, I will definitely let the Honkai energy crystal occupy your entire brain in the end, so that you can become my 'servant'... No matter how painful this process is, the result will not change... Hehe..."

Hearing this, the Smoker showed a subtle smile on his face and nodded quickly:

"That's good..."