Believe It Or Not, I Already Caught You

After dinner, Chen Yu looked at the snack bar full of streets and realized the importance of making money again. There are so many delicious foods in a small street, so big in the world, how can you eat without money?

"Tomorrow we will go to another store and eat again." Chen Yu said excitedly.

"Yes, we eat one family every day, and it won't take long to eat this street all over." Fang Feifei with a round face expressed strong agreement with Chen Yu.

"It's better not to be so frequent." Han You said, clutching her bulging belly, "If you eat like this every day, you will definitely get fat."

"I choose beauty between food and beauty." Zhang Muwan also said.

"Don't tell me that you are a foodie in the future, you two are the fakes in the food industry." Fang Feifei joined Chen Yu to hold Chen Yu's hand and said affectionately, "Shi Shi, we will eat together later , I ’m not afraid of getting fat for the sake of food. "

"Okay." Chen Yu was certainly happy when someone went to eat together.

"Look, we are not afraid of being fat but qualified foodies." Fang Feifei said proudly.

"No." Chen Yu blinked innocently and asked seriously, "I'm not fat, is it not a qualified foodie?"

Chen Yu, who first came into contact with the word foodie, said that he really didn't quite understand it.

The lively atmosphere took a breath, followed by a sudden exaggerated laughter, Fang Feifei flicked Chen Yu's arm away, Han You and Zhang Muwan standing on the road without a smile.

Back in the dormitory, Chen Yu calmed the injured Fang Feifei. Several people chatted for a few more days and went to sleep. After Chen Yu put down the curtain, he took out his phone and checked the mailbox. He found that the old man had promised to send her no emails until now. Chen Yu couldn't help but feel depressed, the old man would not forget this matter.

Today the old man went online abruptly, and the offline came abruptly. In a hurry, Chen Yu didn't have time to ask him many things. After thinking about it, Chen Yu logged into his account and planned to leave a few words for the old man.

As soon as I log in to Penguin, the icon of Shen Mo Mo Wenqun keeps blinking. Chen Yu did not rush to see it, but first opened the old man ’s dialog box and sent a long list of messages to pass: [Old man, this is My mobile phone number, you have time to buy a mobile phone, send me the number back, so that we can easily contact. If the money is not enough, send me an account and I will call you. 】

In fact, in the last sentence, Chen Yu didn't intend to add it, can he still lack money with the old man's ghost catching skills? But instead of thinking about the simple life of Ogimura for fifteen years, Chen Yu added the latter sentence. Although I don't know the reason, Chen Yu vaguely felt that the old man didn't seem to intend to make money by catching ghosts.

Chen Yu waited for a while, but the other party did not return the message. The avatar is still gray. I think it is really offline. Chen Yu just started a group chat that kept flashing.

(Someone in the group sends a red envelope!)

Seeing this prompt, Chen Yu's eyes lit up, and he grabbed a red envelope with his hand, opened it a little, and found that there were as many as a hundred pieces.

Rain in March: Hahahaha ...

Cassia: Brother Yueyue, why are you so happy today? I sent three red envelopes in a row.

what? I actually missed two? Chen Yu swish up, and found that the red envelope has been robbed, suddenly stunned.

Rain in March: My cousin, he was injured by Li Gui, ha ha ha ha ...

Wine and Meat Monk: Amituofu, the donor, is now a legal society. Please turn back in time before the evil in your heart grows beyond control. We must strive to be a good citizen who abides by the law.

Huang Lianzi: Fake monk, are you funny? We, a group of tax evasion masters, do not abide by the law themselves.

Wine and meat monk: Amituofu, the two are completely different in nature, tax evasion is only a matter of money, but the man above, so developed, is not conducive to social stability.

Rain in March: I laughed at how it affected social stability. Do you know that tax evasion is going to go to jail?

A group of tax evasion masters? Tax evasion? Am I missing tax? Do you have to go to jail for tax evasion?

After receiving the latest information, he was sluggish for ten seconds. Chen Yu took a mobile phone to go online and searched a few times. The search found several business bosses who were caught in tax evasion and tax evasion. Choking.

Mayor Chen, I'm sorry for you. I missed tax on your daughter. Brother Chen, I'm sorry for you. I missed your sister. Can your two gauze hats be kept?

Chen Yu, who was caught off guard against the law, panicked Lou Ming's WeChat and sent a crying expression.

Lou Ming quickly replied: What's wrong?

Chen Yu: Three brothers, do you know how to make up the taxes?

Lou Ming: Make up the taxes? Who is missing the tax?

Chen Yu: Me. (A villain crying to the ground.)

Lou Ming: ...

Lou Ming: What's wrong?

Chen Yu cried with a sad face and typed: I just learned that the Master had to pay taxes to make money, but I made millions of cents without paying taxes. Is n’t the amount huge? I searched the Internet and said on the Internet that the amount is extremely huge and I need to go to jail.

Lou Ming was sitting in the study room on the second floor. He was holding a mobile phone as if he was looking at something. His expression was helpless. He just looked at it and suddenly laughed.

The little girl scratched her head as if in front of Lou Ming's eyes. Lou Ming knocked a few words in the dialog box with a hint of smile: You will not go to jail with me.

After sending this message, Lou Ming exited the dialog box with Chen Yu, opened WeChat of Master Mao next door, hesitated for a moment, or asked directly: Master Mao? Does your metaphysical world also need to pay taxes?

Master Mao: Pay taxes? I don't seem to have paid taxes, why did you suddenly ask this?

Lou Ming: Nothing? Suddenly I feel that your metaphysical world often sells hundreds of thousands of spells, which is considered a high-income group, and just because I am studying tax laws recently, I am a little curious.

Master Mao: It turns out that this is the case. Our metaphysical circles do not seem to have specifically asked for taxes. At least neither me nor my apprentices.

Lou Ming: I see, I have disturbed you, Master.

Master Mao: You're welcome, Lou Ming, your interests are getting wider and wider.

Lou Ming chatted with Master Mao again, and then he went back to the chat box with Chen Yu and said: I asked you just now, the metaphysical world does not need to pay taxes, so there is no tax leakage. Misheard.

Chen Yu immediately opened his eyes and asked: Really?

Lou Ming: Really!

Who is Lou Ming? Although I do n’t know exactly what he did, but because of the special forces in his yard, even those who may be afraid of his own mayor ’s father, that status is definitely not low.

Chen Yu lowered his mind, cut back into the group, and continued to peep. At this time, the chat content in the group changed another topic.

Cassia: It seems that a lot of Heavenly Masters have been injured recently.

Fenghuo Daoren: Yes, I heard that it is related to the recent Soul Incident.

Rain in March: Yes, I overheard my grandfather and cousin talk a few days ago, saying that it was the monster that devoured the soul, and the last soul did not seem to be eaten, so it was messing around.

Wine and Meat Monk: The last soul? How many souls is this monster going to eat? What will happen after swallowing?

Rain in March: I do n’t know, my cultivation behavior is the worst in my house, and my grandfather wo n’t tell me this. However, this monster seems to be quite powerful. My grandfather was thinking about getting himself out of the horse. His old man hadn't done it for many years.

Fenghuo Taoist: I heard that the soul that this monster wants to devour must be a born soul born on a cloudy month and a cloudy day. Yesterday, Liang Guang, the most talented young master of the Liang family, was protecting a person born on a cloudy and cloudy day. , Injured by the monster.

Rain in March: Hahahaha, good injury.

Wine and meat monk: Donor, how can you be so important? Although we are all avoiding taxes reasonably, we must respect those who pay taxes according to law.

Huang Lianzi: Just released a new task on the website, a reward of five million yuan, tax-free.

Cassia: Only Liang Guang could beat five million dollars? No tax exemption.

Huang Lianzi: The mission is to protect the human soul, not to kill the target.

Did n’t the third brother say that he did n’t have to pay taxes? Why did the group say that it would pay taxes? Chen Yu listened and confused again. She couldn't help but poke her only friend in the group, March Piaoyu, asking: What does it mean to pay taxes? Is n’t the money earned by Master Tian not taxable?

Rain in March: What?

I want to build a road: Did n’t you just say that we are a tax evasion group? What other reasonable tax avoidance?

Rain in March: Oh, haha, you said that, the tax evasion we said is not really a tax evasion, but a reasonable avoidance of handling fees.

I want to build a road: handling fee?

March Piaoyu: It is the handling fee paid when receiving a task from the National Metaphysics website.

I want to build a road: National Metaphysics Website?

Rain in March: Great God, do n’t you know? Metaphysics website, metaphysics website that regularly publishes various tasks, metaphysics website set up by a national special organization.

I want to build a road: I do n’t know!

Rain in March: ...

Rain in March: .xua /

Rain in March: The National Metaphysics website, a website dedicated to the release of spooky events across the country, on which periodic releases of spooky events that special departments are too late to deal with, or cannot handle. The price is fair, Tongsuo is not deceived, all the teachers can pick up the task, but must pay a 30% handling fee.

I want to build a road: thirty? Such a high handling fee?

Rain in March: Yeah, you think it ’s a lot, our Heavenly Master is very dangerous to catch ghosts, and catching a hundred-year-old ghost will earn a million, of which hundreds of thousands will be spent to buy a spell. Excessive energy consumption, but also to spend money to replenish Reiki, looking at making a lot of money, in fact not much at hand. They actually let us pay 30% of the handling fee is simply frustrated.

Rain in March: Because this fee is collected by the state, we jokingly call it the tax of metaphysics.

Chen Yu thought about it and wondered: Since the handling fee is so expensive, we will not accept it. Why do we say that our group is a tax evasion group?

Rain in March: Where do so many tasks come privately, do you think you can meet ghosts while walking on the street? Now people are so good. Fortune tellers under your flyover say you are a liar. So most celestial masters receive tasks from Metaphysics Online. However, the handling fee is too expensive. Many teachers return after finishing their tasks, and they may have to pay the fee in the end. So our group owner built this group.

I want to build a road: how to say?

Rain in March: You do n’t know? Simply put, you go to the metaphysics website to find a task, and then send the task content to the group owner. The group owner charges a 5% fee to help us find out the specific contact information of the client.

I want to build a road: ...

Rain in March: This is a win-win situation. The group owner earns a 5% handling fee, and the Master gives 25% less handling fee. The client can also buy the same service at a lower price. Middlemen earn the difference!

I want to build a road: ...

Rain in March: But God, you do n’t know anything, how did you enter this group?

I want to build a road: My number was given to me by someone else.

Rain in March: No wonder.

After chatting with Piaoyu in March, Chen Yu became very interested in the so-called metaphysics website. She raised her hand and clicked on the webpage of metaphysics website.

"Didi ..."

Chen Yu looked down and found that the old man's head was flashing, and she immediately opened it.

I am large: my account number is: 622222 ******* account name: Wu Li.

I am large: the mail has been sent, please remember to study it carefully. If something goes wrong, Grandpa ca n’t wait to save you.

Chen Yu immediately went back to the news: old man, I still have something to ask you

Chen Yu didn't receive a reply after waiting for a long time. Upon closer inspection, he found that the old man was offline again.

Dare to send a message to the second, what the hell?

Chen Yu was half dead, but he was helpless. I had to wait for the old man to buy a mobile phone and contact the phone. Thinking about it, Chen Yu followed the news from his old hair and used the mobile phone to transfer the old man 100,000 yuan.

After transferring the account, Chen Yu clicked the old hair mail again. There was a document that arrived two minutes ago. Chen Yu clicked and found that there were a few photos in it. Huang's paper recorded some methods of catching ghosts and formation methods.

This picture was obviously taken with a mobile phone, and Chen Yuxin's mouth was another block, regretting that the money was transferred too early.

The author has something to say:

Old Wu: Webmaster, come here and teach me how to use online banking. I do n’t know how to charge the game.

Webmaster: How much do you charge?

Old Wu: Charge 10,000 first.

network management:……

Old Wu: My granddaughter just transferred me 100,000 yuan to play games for me.

network management:……