Believe Me, My Wife, I Really Came Here For A Massage

[Yesterday, according to the report in the relevant group, the police in our city made a thunderous attack!]

[Two suspected prostitution dens were destroyed overnight.]

[113 suspected criminal suspects were arrested at the scene and a batch of items involved in the case were seized.]

[At present, 18 suspects, including Zhang Mou, were detained by the public security organ on suspicion of organizing prostitution. 95 suspects, including Wang Mou, were placed in administrative detention for prostitution. The case is under further investigation.]

[In addition, when searching a prostitution den, they found and arrested an A-level wanted criminal who had been on the run for many years. With the help of Han An, the wanted criminal, Liu Mou, was arrested according to the law. He is hereby rewarded with 500,000 yuan and a silk banner.]

At the same time as this announcement was released,

At the same time, Han An received a call from the Public Security Bureau.

"What the hell?

A reward of 500,000 yuan? "

"Just transfer it to my card."

"What?

You want me to go to the scene and take photos?

Then I won't go. You can keep the money. "

Han An, who was about to go back to sleep, was woken up by the ringing of the phone.

His tone sounded very impatient.

Especially because of yesterday's incident.

Han An said that he really didn't want to see those people now.

He was angry when he saw them.

In the end, he had to go there and take photos for a mere 500,000 yuan?

What a joke!

No way!

On the other end of the phone,

Listening to Han An's firm tone, he asked tentatively, "Mr. Han, are you sure you don't want to come?

I heard that it was your wife who gave you the reward. "

Han An was speechless.

"You did it on purpose, didn't you?

How did it become my wife who gave me the reward? "

At this point, Han An couldn't refuse even if he wanted to.

He could only get up helplessly and chase after Li Yiting, who had just left.

....

Just like that,

An hour later.

The announcement of the Qingcheng Public Security Bureau was updated again.

It posted a picture,

The protagonist of the picture was naturally Comrade Han An with a "smile" on his face, receiving the reward.

At the bottom of the announcement, there were words expressing gratitude and so on.

In fact, such things often happened in the past.

Especially those who had made outstanding contributions to major cases, they would be given generous rewards.

However …

This time, what was more funny was …

On the trending search list on Weibo,

First place: The famous online author Han An was arrested twice for prostitution. The policewoman's wife cried on the spot!

Second place: The famous online author Han An helped the police to arrest an A-level wanted criminal. He was rewarded 500,000 yuan.

The trending searches after the third place.

It looked very normal. It was all gossip about other celebrities and the like.

The problem lay in the first two.

What was the meaning of this?

Was this Han An the same person?

Or two people with the same name?

Countless netizens were dumbfounded.

However, when they clicked on it, they realized that it was indeed the same person.

"Are you kidding me? First, you said that he was caught for prostitution, and then you said that he helped arrest a wanted criminal?

Does he know how to clone himself? "

"Are you sure it's a person?

After all, this name isn't too obscure. "

"I think so. In the online literature circle, the only famous person called Han An is probably Top Grade Peanuts."

"So, what exactly happened? First, she was arrested for prostitution, and in the process of being arrested, she even helped the police catch a wanted criminal?"

"I watched the livestream last night. All I can say is that it's true."

"Hahahaha, I still can't stop laughing when I think about it. I can only suggest that you guys look for it and watch it again. The effect of last night's show was too good."

"The problem isn't the prostitution. It's this author. He was arrested once at the bathhouse, but he was released without any evidence. He didn't expect the anti-prostitution brigade to arrest him again at a massage parlor. Last night, I almost laughed myself to death."

"I feel like Peanuts is going to be out of the entertainment circle this time. I just went to read the novels he wrote before, and the numbers have skyrocketed."

"There's no other way. Which author can have such a magical experience? First, he was arrested twice by the anti-prostitution brigade, and then he helped catch a wanted criminal. Even novels don't dare to write like this."

"After all, novels still have to be logical. I can only say that reality is more magical than novels."

“.......”

This kind of extremely good show effect occupied the top two trending searches.

One could imagine..,

The expressions of countless netizens.

Just the comment section below could be seen.

However, as the protagonist, Han An took 500,000 yuan and returned home before he found out about this through his friends.

"Old Han, look at Weibo. You're furious now."

"F * ck!

What's the meaning of Weibo? Why was I arrested for prostitution again?

Even if I'm popular, I don't f * cking want to be popular in this way. "

"I want to say that you're really good. You were arrested twice by the anti-prostitution brigade, but the problem is that you haven't been arrested yet. Do you have any tricks?

Teach me, I can use it the next time I meet you. "

"F * ck your sister, I didn't prostitute at all, I just went for a massage."

"Save it, we've known each other for so many years, don't I know you?

In the past, when you saw beautiful women on the streets, you couldn't even walk. Now that you have money, can you still resist not going out? "

"Stop spreading rumors about me, I really didn't do anything."

"Brother, you're not being nice enough. How about this, I'll treat you to a foot wash tonight, and you can share your experience with me too?"

"If you want to wash your feet … it's not impossible."

After returning home,

Han An was on the phone with his best friend.

It was just a matter of being teased about the trending searches, so Han An didn't care too much.

As for the so-called trick, Han An definitely didn't have it.

However..,

He even mentioned foot washing.

It was still a treat.

Han An really couldn't think of any reason to refuse.

As for what he promised Li Yiting yesterday?

He was going to a proper shop this time.

If it really didn't work, he could find an auntie or uncle to massage him, right?

.......

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