Believe Me, My Wife, I Really Came Here For A Massage

031. Instead Of Going To A Massage Shop, Go To An Ear Picking Shop, Right?

The 'peaceful' night passed quickly.

The 'peaceful' here referred to the vast majority of ordinary people.

At least for Gao Tianyu, this night, he could not sleep at all.

On the other side, Han An did not feel good either.

In order to prevent Han An from coming up with any other ideas, Li Yiting decided to squeeze him dry tonight.

So that he would not let his imagination run wild every day.

The next day,

Han An held his waist and walked out of bed.

His legs were weak, and it was difficult for him to walk normally.

However, compared to the person on the bed, his condition was already very good.

At least he could walk on his own.

As for the culprit who caused all this, even moving was a luxury.

Li Yiting was about to cry. "How am I going to work today?

I still have a meeting in the morning. "

Han An immediately said, "I'm not taking the blame. I don't know who was the one who insisted on tormenting me last night."

"Then can't you restrain yourself?"

Li Yiting gritted her teeth and said.

Han An: "???"

Sister,

Yesterday, you were the one who turned into a vixen.

You were a living demon of the Devil Sect.

Now, you're blaming me and asking me to restrain myself?

How can I restrain myself?

In the situation last night, there were only two kinds of people who could restrain themselves.

One was those who really did not like women and liked men.

The other was those who could not do it at all and purely pulled the crotch.

Han An said that he did not belong to these two kinds.

"I can't take it anymore. Help me up, or I'll be late again today."

Seeing that time was ticking away, Li Yiting endured the pain all over his body and struggled to get up.

Han An said helplessly, "Save it. If you can't take it, you can ask for leave."

Li Yiting said angrily, "Do you think I'm the chief? I can't go if I want to."

"How are you going to go in your current condition?"

"I have to crawl."

"Okay, okay, okay. I'll help you up."

Li Yiting, who struggled to get up, put on her clothes with Han An's help.

Then, she walked to the entrance and started to put on her shoes.

"You're not eating?"

"There's no time. I'll buy some food on the way."

"I really have to hand it to you. You're still wearing high heels in this state?"

Seeing that Li Yiting was having a hard time walking after putting on the high heels, Han An forced her to take them off and put on a pair of flats.

"Let's go, let's go, we can't delay any longer."

......

He watched his wife leave.

Han An ordered a takeout. After he finished his breakfast, he laid on the bed and started scrolling through his phone.

This refresh was not a big deal.

Han An soon discovered an extremely ridiculous thing.

That was … he was on the hot search list again.

[The famous web novelist, Top Grade Peanut, was arrested for prostitution three times in a row, but was released on the spot three times. The reason for his release was actually …]

[Shocking!

The anti-pornography brigade's fourth attack, a certain web novelist surnamed Han actually appeared on screen again.]

What do you mean by a certain author with the surname Han!

Han An felt like he was about to explode from anger. Just write down my ID number.

You're the one who got caught for prostitution three times in a row. You're the one who got caught for prostitution. Your entire family got caught for prostitution.

What kind of ridiculous title was this?

However,

No matter how angry Han An was, he could not stop these two trending topics from reaching the top.

Han An's name, or rather, his pen name when he wrote novels in the past, was full of comedic effects.

As long as the audience saw this name,

They would unanimously think of the incident of being caught for prostitution.

When they clicked on it out of curiosity,

They realized that this guy was really persistent.

He had already been caught on the spot by the anti-pornography brigade. In the end, not only was he not trustworthy, he even went to massage her again and again.

What's wrong? Is the entertainment venue so attractive to you?

In just two days, the pen names Han An and Premium Peanut had become a hot topic in the industry.

Along with that,

Han An's many borderline novels that he had written in his early years exploded in popularity once again.

His data and subscriptions were increasing rapidly.

But the problem was..,

Han An did not want this kind of popularity.

Why couldn't it be a positive fire? Why did it have to rely on the fire of "prostitution"?

"Oh God, oh Earth, I just want to live a quiet life. Every day, when I have something to do, I will listen to music, and when I have nothing to do, I will go to the brothel. Why are you doing this to me?"

Looking at the comments under the trending topic, Han An felt a headache coming on.

"Damn, my head hurts."

"No, I have to go to the head massage. I won't go to the massage parlor or the foot massage parlor. I'll go to the ear massage parlor."

Thinking of this, Han An..,

Found the card he needed in a pile of membership cards.

It took less than five minutes to put on his clothes and walk out of the house.

........

On the other side.

Li Yiting was in a hurry, hurrying.

When she arrived at the police station, she found that the meeting had already started for a while.

But soon she found out.

Being late wasn't the most embarrassing thing,

The most embarrassing thing was..,

The way she was walking now.

She was limping, and her legs were soft, as if she hadn't eaten for a few days.

In this kind of situation, any experienced driver would know what had happened.

In the entire conference room..,

At least half of the people looked at Li Yiting with a strange gaze.

Especially now..,

They all knew that Li Yiting's partner was Han An.

Sitting down in her seat, Li Yiting really wanted to cry. She was extremely regretful. Why did she show off last night?

If she had surrendered earlier, nothing would have happened.

Unfortunately, there was no medicine for regret in the world.

........

Today's meeting..,

The participants were all members of the anti-pornography team.

This time..,

In order to catch the final big fish in the Qing City pornography industry, the members of the anti-pornography team formed a special task force.

In front of the conference room..,

Gao Tianyu silently glanced at Li Yiting, but didn't say anything. He continued to analyze the big screen behind him.

"That's all the information we have so far. What do you think?"

Gao Tianyu put together all the confessions from the previous day, including the information collected from other locations.

But after reading all the content..,

Everyone in the conference room fell into deep thought.

..........

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