Believe Me, My Wife, I Really Came Here For A Massage

What the f * ck Conan temperament.

Gao Tianyu was amused by this thought.

If that was the case, then people would die wherever he went.

It wasn't that wherever he went, the anti-prostitution brigade would follow.

But strangely enough, Gao Tianyu still felt that all of this was not a coincidence.

After all, there were so many people in the world, and there were many people who liked to visit prostitutes.

Who had ever seen a prostitute being caught by the anti-prostitution brigade every day?

What kind of luck did he have to do such a thing?

Or rather..,

Han An didn't go to visit prostitutes, but simply massaged.

Then it could only be said that his luck was even worse.

Even the god of misfortune didn't have such treatment.

Therefore..,

Given that the probability of such a thing was too low, Gao Tianyu still felt that it was very strange that Han An was always at the scene.

But all of this was just speculation, and there was no real evidence.

Gao Tianyu, who had a headache, scratched his hair.

He looked down..,

At least twenty strands had fallen.

Fortunately, Gao Tianyu's hair was quite thick. Otherwise, if it was someone who had lost his hair, he would probably have cried.

"Forget it, let's not think about it anymore."

"There will be a way when the car reaches the mountain. Moreover, this mountain can't run away!"

......

While Gao Tianyu was frowning and thinking about how to break the situation.

Han An had long been intoxicated by the gentle village of girls playing with him and couldn't extricate himself.

From stepping into the Internet cafe in the morning..,

Until the sky turned dark.

If Li Yiting hadn't called and asked where Han An was..,

Han An would have probably forgotten the passage of time.

There was no other way..,

The main reason was that these people were too good at manipulating men's hearts.

Think about it, three soft and cute girls in maid outfits, calling you Young Master from the side.

In the game, they took care of you meticulously.

Not to mention killing people, even killing a soldier would make them clap and cheer.

With this service attitude..,

It should be at least 101 points. One more point was not enough to be arrogant.

But..,

The joy between people was impossible to understand.

At least Hu Lin, who was also in the same room and had been in the same team, felt that time was filled with despair.

He felt that his life in this world was unnecessary!

God d * mn it!

He was the one who spent the money.

But the girl didn't even look at him in the eye, let alone act coquettishly.

Before the fight..,

He was still bragging about how awesome his top laner was and how amazing his four top laner sisters were. As long as the jungler didn't come to catch him, he would definitely clear the level.

Now he found out.

His biggest mistake was to walk on his own.

This was the path of an orphan.

Why didn't he take the AD route back then?

That's right.

Even as he walked out of the internet cafe, Hu Lin still felt that the reason why he wasn't welcomed was because he walked on the streets.

But in reality,

It was a complete difference in looks.

On one side was Han An, who was extremely handsome. He was even more handsome than Yan Zu and Guan Xi. He was comparable to the readers.

On the other side was Hu Lin, who had a big belly and weighed 200 kilograms. He looked like a ball and was nicknamed Fatty Hu.

Any normal person would know what to do.

He returned home with satisfaction.

It was Li Yiting's turn to question him.

Actually, it did not matter what time Han An came back.

It was because he was really scared of Li Yiting recently.

She was afraid that Han An would go for a prostitute or a massage.

When Li Yiting heard that Han An had gone to an internet cafe to play games for the whole day, he heaved a sigh of relief. Then, Han An said, "It was Hu Lin's treat."

"Who?"

"Hu Lin?"

After hearing this name,

Li Yiting's face fell instantly.

They were all in the same high school and the same class.

Of course, Li Yiting knew Hu Lin.

But it was precisely because he knew him that Li Yiting also knew what kind of person Hu Lin was.

He was not serious every day and often lingered in entertainment venues.

She wished that Han An would immediately cut off contact with such a scoundrel friend.

Therefore, after hearing that Han An had spent a day with him, it would be strange if his expression was good.

Han An waved his hand and said, "Why are you so prejudiced against him? Wasn't it just that he was caught for prostitution last time? Moreover, this time, he was the one who treated us. We just played LOL in the internet cafe for the whole day. We really didn't do anything else."

Li Yiting said impatiently, "Alright, alright, do whatever you want. Anyway, I've told you so many times, but you don't listen."

"It's fine if we go to the internet cafe, but you're not allowed to go for a massage or take a bath with him."

"Otherwise, don't blame me for being angry."

"Did you hear that?!"

"Okay, I won't go with him."

After Han An gave a perfunctory answer, he sat down on the sofa and began to swipe his phone.

He swiped his douyin, looked at the Tieba, browsed the forum, and looked at Weibo.

Anyway, as long as he put in the time,

You'll find that … time passes too quickly.

He felt like he hadn't done anything, but time had passed.

He refreshed the homepage of Bilibili.

The LPL live broadcast was displayed on the eye-catching recommendation spot.

Han An, who had not watched a match for a long time, clicked on it.

He realized that it was a match between the Exotic Chicken and the Radix Isatidis.

As an internet addict, Han An naturally paid attention to LOL related competitions.

Calculating the time,

Ever since the first match he had watched in S4, which was the All Stars, OMG and SKT, until now.

It had been nine years since then.

During this period of time, Han An had witnessed LPL's resistance to the Koreans at the beginning, to the darkest moment in the middle, and then to the three championships in four years.

They had witnessed the rise and fall of LPL.

However,

As Han An's interest in LOL faded, the players he was familiar with started to retire one after another.

Hence, Han An rarely went to watch competitions now.

Look, he took a look at it.

Among the two teams, the only player he was familiar with was Meiko, the support player from the foreign team.

As for the others, he had either heard of their names or did not know them at all.

Han An took a look and realized that he did not even recognize the equipment that they had dropped. He shook his head helplessly and sighed.

Just as he was about to log out,

At this time, the game was nearing its end.

The Indigowoad Root army had pushed them to the high ground of the foreign team.

Han An glanced at the records of both teams,

Good guy,

Whose AD was this, with a record of 1-8.

"What a f * cking noob!"

.......

Yesterday, the new book was forcefully promoted. Let's talk about the increase.

As of the time of posting this chapter, the V income had increased from 20,000 to 40,000.

It had almost doubled.

However, the fresh flowers had only increased by 600, and 158 of them were given by the author himself.

There was no need to mention the review votes. I knew that there was a problem with this book, and I had expected this result, but it was too late to say anything now. There were probably not many people who would read this paragraph.

It was estimated that it would be published at 12 o 'clock tomorrow night. As for whether to continue updating, we'll see when the time comes.

It was a joy to read the book on Labor Day!

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