Believe Me, My Wife, I Really Came Here For A Massage

061. The Heart Is As Stable As An Old Dog

The two men were in the same room.

At first glance, it seemed quite normal.

But …

One of them was wearing Link's cosplay from the Zelda game.

The other was completely naked.

Looking at it again, there was a problem.

Wasn't there always a question on the Internet? A monetary transaction between a man and a woman was called prostitution. Then, was this transaction between two men considered prostitution?

The anti-pornography brigade quickly gave the answer.

Yes!

Suppressing his disgust, a police officer carried the prostitute out. "Put your hands on your head and squat against the wall."

"And you, what kind of fancy dress are you wearing?"

"You're so young and yet you don't do anything serious. What will your family think if they see you like this?"

The man who cosplayed Link seemed to know how embarrassing it was. Facing the police's questioning, he lowered his head and didn't say a word.

"Oh my God, I just want to say that this Internet cafe is really fancy."

"I was wondering how an Internet cafe could be so colorful. It turns out that I'm not knowledgeable enough. You guys can actually play so fancy."

"My God, your service here is really comprehensive."

"When the police kicked open the door just now, I was wondering why this girl was so strong. It turns out that you're actually a man."

"You don't say, this Link cosplay is really good."

"Well, I want to ask, isn't this cosplay Zelda?"

"How many years have I said that the main character of this game is Link. Zelda is a woman!"

"I don't care about Link or Zelda. I just want to know, are there similar Internet cafes in other cities?

I feel like I've wasted more than ten years of my online life. This is the place I'm pursuing. "

"I also want to say that this is simply heaven!"

"Don't even think about it if you don't have money in your pocket. This place should be a paradise for the rich."

“........”

Link's appearance brought the atmosphere of the live broadcast to a boiling point.

But soon..,

The audience soon realized that Link was the true heavyweight.

Brother, how come we meet again?

.........

In the five-black room.

Five computers that emitted light pollution and dazzling halos, driven by the 4090 graphics card, were … running LOL.

To be honest..,

It was really a waste of the graphics card. It was probably going to catch a cold.

It was said that back then,

After the release of the 1080 graphics card, some people reported that it was a special card to run LOL.

However, after checking, it turned out that the graphics card couldn't detect LOL at all.

In other words,

It was running LOL, but the graphics card was not running.

If he wanted to play it back then, he would have to install GTA5 in the background.

Of course, Han An was even more outrageous now.

Not only did he use 4090 to play LOL, but he also had four girls to play with.

All of them were dressed to the nines as they sat on the left and right sides of the room, calling out to their young master non-stop.

Even after the police kicked the door open, Han An, who had no time to care, said, "You guys check the room first. I'm fighting a team here."

If it was someone else,

Why would the police care so much? Why would they fight?

It's more like we're playing with you in real life offline.

But if it was Han An, the law enforcement officers could not make up their minds.

They were all old acquaintances, and this was not the first time they had met.

Judging from Han An's calm demeanor, even if he did, he would have cleaned up the evidence long ago, let alone if he did.

It's impossible for him to leave any evidence for you to catch.

After a police officer glanced at the situation in the private room, he turned around and went to look for the person in charge.

As for the cameraman, he knew the effect of the show very well.

He went behind Han An and took a picture of him along with the computer screen in front of him.

"I knew that I would definitely see you here."

"He's really a f * cking regular. How many times has he been out of the country?"

"The problem is that he can watch at the scene every time, but we can't catch him."

"I've taken screenshots of all the brothers who lost the bet. Don't even think about going back on your word."

"Now that I see this old man at the scene, I'm not surprised at all."

"I should say that I'm not surprised at all."

"This situation should be considered a fact. He's at the scene every time, but there's no evidence of prostitution. Other than the informant, I don't think there's a second explanation."

"Who knows? But it's good that he can keep being out of the country. Otherwise, I feel that the show will be boring."

"Hahahaha, I also want to say that Han An is the soul of this show."

"Look, with this mentality that's as steady as an old dog, the police have already surrounded you three times, and you still haven't forgotten to fight."

"Don't say, this guy's operation feels pretty good. His rank can't be low."

"Aiyo, this distance is so short. The opposing AD is probably going to be pissed to death."

"After the crackdown is over, I'll directly change my career to a game streamer. Anyway, the effect of the show will definitely be there."

“........”

Ever since the police entered the private room..,

Other than the first sentence, Han An did not even look at the rest.

He was completely focused on the game in front of him.

In the screen..,

The red and blue sides could be seen constantly chatting and pulling at the little dragon's mouth.

The game time had already reached 34 minutes.

The head-to-head ratio was 37: 39,

It could be said that they were evenly matched.

Only in this kind of balanced situation could people be more concentrated.

Otherwise, there would be no fun at all if the big advantages flew away one by one, and the disadvantaged ones would be dejected and waiting to surrender one by one.

On the contrary..,

Han An preferred this kind of balanced game, especially in a team battle, where he relied on his own crazy output to win the game.

The audience seemed to have forgotten that this was the scene of the crackdown. They were all immersed in Han An's first-person view of the game.

At this moment,

A police officer's walkie-talkie rang, and Gao Tianyu's voice could be heard.

It seemed that there was a new situation over there.

Many police officers immediately rushed over there, including the cameraman.

When the audience realized that they could not see Han An's perspective, they instantly started complaining in the live stream.

.........

(There's still one more chapter. After it's posted, it'll be up at 12 PM.)

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