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He looked at the photos on the table that were against the law, and there was even a scene of imparting.

Then, he looked at the name of the facility.

Gao Tianyu was numb.

He felt that his brain was buzzing, as if there was a fly wandering around in it.

He just couldn't understand what was the reason for all of this.

This author with the surname Han, you have to go to a place suspected of prostitution, right?

Gao Tianyu really wanted to ask if he did it on purpose or accidentally.

How could things be so ridiculous!

"Captain, what's wrong with you?"

Gao Tianyu took a deep breath and said slowly, "I'm fine. Tell the others to get ready. We have another mission."

"What time is it now? Where the hell are you?"

"I've been waiting for you for almost half an hour. Are you still fishing today?"

At the entrance of the hotel,

Han An held his phone and sounded very impatient.

He had woken up early in the morning to prepare fish food and fishing gear, but this guy was good.

At the appointed time, he called, but he was still asleep.

If it weren't for the fact that he wasn't in the dormitory now.

If he was in high school, Han An would have slapped him in the face.

"I'm coming. I watched the live broadcast last night and slept late."

Not long after,

A taxi stopped,

Wang Zhezhen appeared in his field of vision with fishing gear on his back.

Han An said angrily, "Which female streamer are you watching again? Has your soul been stolen?"

"Female streamer my ass. I watched UZI's live broadcast yesterday. You're good, kid. You went to a prostitute and brought the god back."

"You can't say that. I didn't go to a prostitute. The singer has already been arrested."

11

"It's all about the same thing. But I really didn't expect that UZI would join a foreign chicken."

Han An took out his phone and looked at it. "I don't think there's an official announcement yet?

Before this thing is confirmed, anything is possible. Didn't they say that they were going to WBG after deducting the horse before the start of the summer competition?

In the end, it was Dani who went. "

"This situation is different. Deducting the horse is preparing for the Asian Games. The nature can't be compared."

The two of them walked to the bar counter,

And got a room.

The environment in the room was not bad overall.

They could sit on the balcony and fish directly.

However, the price was 199 yuan a night. It was a little expensive.

The main reason was that it was hot and sunny outside. Otherwise, Han An would not have come here.

"Beep"

The air conditioner was turned on.

The hot air was blown away by the cold wind.

Wang Zhezhen stood in front of the air conditioner and blew on it for a while. "These days are so comfortable. Although it's a little expensive, it's still worth it. I can even enjoy the air conditioner while fishing."

"It's only cool in the room, but it's still hot on the balcony.

"It's still better than being outside, right?"

While they were chatting,

The two of them also began to prepare for fishing.

As for fishing …

Han An had nothing to do with his profession. It was just a hobby to pass time.

Anyway, he didn't know much about all those messy knowledge. He only knew how to adjust the fishing float.

After preparing the fish food, the fishing rod began to drop.

Sometimes, when it came to fishing, patience was the key.

However, since the two of them were fishing together, their mouths naturally wouldn't stop moving.

On Wang Zhezhen's side, he had just thrown his fishing rod into the water when he leaned over with a wretched expression. "Bro, you were at the scene yesterday. Did you see the prostitution scene?"

Han An was speechless.

Can't you focus on something more serious?

His head was filled with all kinds of nonsense.

Rolling his eyes, Han An replied, "I saw it, but I didn't see it completely."

Wang Zhezhen was stunned. "What do you mean?"

"When I went over, he was already handcuffed. I only saw the four companions with him and the situation in the room."

"Hehe, how does he look?

My livestream is all censored. "

"He looks okay. I can give him seven or eight points out of ten. However, there's a bonus of makeup. As for the specifics, you'll have to see his level after removing his makeup."

"Tsk Tsk Tsk ~"

Wang Zhezhen smacked his lips. "Now that I think about it, the world is really unpredictable. Who would have thought that UZI would one day join a foreign chicken?"

"It feels like Chu Yunfei joining an independent regiment. Now that I think about it, it's quite ridiculous."

"Please … … it's not even close. How can that AD just be caught yesterday and sign a contract at night?"

"Didn't you see the foreign chicken's Weibo?

They all posted a video to hint that a Nicho became VN, and there were cats flying onto VN. "

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Speaking of which..,

Wang Zhezhen took out his phone and wanted to show Han An the video.

Some things..,

One might not be able to believe it just by listening.

Especially when it was something that sounded ridiculous.

However, as long as one followed the competition all year round, when they saw that video, they would feel that it was no different from an official announcement.

He took out his phone and opened Weibo.

"Holy sh * t!"

Wang Zhezhen's pupils constricted. His entire body trembled, and his phone almost fell into the water.

"Don't be so shocked. You're scaring the fish away."

"The foreign chicken has officially announced it!

I'm not lying to you. Really, look at this. "

It seemed that yesterday's post was just an appetizer.

The real bombshell..,

The foreign chicken was only thrown out now.

He took the phone,

Han An saw that four of the top ten trending searches on Weibo were about UZI's comeback.

If he counted other related events, there were a total of seven.

First place: [EDG-UZI]

Second place: [UZI's comeback is the greatest contributor, Han An]

Third place: [EDG's official announcement, UZI]

Fifth place: [Gifts, prostitution, backstabbing teammates]

Sixth place: [UZI's comeback]

Eighth place: [LPL006 reconnected]

Tenth place: [Gifts' career is sentenced to death]

The other trending searches were fine..,

Han An felt that they were all quite normal.

But you, the greatest contributor to your comeback, posted it on me. What is this?

The most interesting thing..,

Was still a comment below.

"I've seen a lot of people retire, but this is the first time I've seen someone who can make a comeback by cracking down on prostitution."

Han An covered his forehead and did not want to complain anymore.

Just how big is the hole in your brain?!

How did I become a whistleblower?

And every time, I risked my life and went to obscene places alone, overcoming all kinds of hardships to obtain evidence for the police.

What the hell is this?

Why didn't I know that I was a whistleblower?

Han An, who was deeply speechless, did not want to waste too much time on this.

After a brief look, he opened the official announcement that the foreign chicken had just released.

[Shanghai EDG Co-founded Auto League of Legends Branch Announcement]

Hello, everyone, this is EDG eSports Club.

We are very happy to share with everyone that the Shanghai EDG Co-founded Auto League of Legends Branch has successfully signed a contract with the legendary player of League of Legends, Jane Proud Uzi @ UziQAQ. EDG.Uzi is officially connected!

We sincerely thank player Jane Proud for her great trust in the EDG team …

The content of the official announcement was very long.

Han An was too lazy to read it carefully.

But when the official announcement was sent..,

It was an official photo of UZI wearing the EDG team uniform.

Looking at the time..,

This Weibo post was only posted for less than ten minutes.

But it had already received more than 100,000 likes, 50,000 forwards, and more than 20,000 comments.

And every time the webpage was refreshed,

The data below was rising like a rocket.

One could imagine,

How many people's attention this Weibo had attracted.

In front,

Although many people tacitly agreed that UZI would make a comeback and join EDG.

But after all, it was just gossip and no official announcement was made.

This time, it was different,

The foreign chicken was directly announced.

In fact,

Even a photo of UZI and the factory director was attached below.

Other than that, there were also photos with Meiko and Abu.

"I feel like my youth has returned."

"We were just stuck by RNG. From now on, EDG will be my home team. Ten year old fans, come here to sign in!"

"Mingkai, are you really not going to give it a try? Even a substitute is fine. I'll be satisfied."

"Let's welcome the 2018 Asian Games champion bottom lane team in Jakarta!!!"

"The wind of Jakarta has finally blown to the Spirit Stones Road this summer. From now on, it's no longer limited to the bottom lane team. Go, go, go!!!"

"Witnessing history, the great unity of pigs and dogs is quite explosive in the entire history of p."

"Today, a friend outside the circle asked me what it meant for UZI to join EDG. I told him that Trump joined the party."

"When I think about how UZI and EDG players are celebrating UZI's arrival while the gift has to shut himself in the cold iron window, I... laughed like crazy,"

"I'm the real starch for ten years. (attached picture)"

"Ruler: I'm here because he retired."

"The problem now is, how will EDG's super team release the blacklisted GSL?"

"Let me go first, I'm a f * cking EDG fan for ten years!"

"Damn the RNG contract. UZI was actually in a good state at that time. In the end, the contract team took the initiative to retire him. UZI himself didn't even know what happened."

"I can only say that the contract team deserves its reputation. Isn't MLXG's contract still stuck until the end of next year?"

"I can only say that it's a pity for the gift. He played a good hand himself."

"That's what he deserves. Backstabbing his teammates already shows his character. He even went to prostitute. This has already violated the law. Even Jesus can't save him."

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He kept scrolling down the comments.

Just looking at the words..,

One could imagine the ecstasy of these people now.

... begging for flowers..

Thinking about it, it made sense.

Han An himself had started playing LOL in S3, and the first time he watched a match was in S4's All Stars.

On the S4 at the back,

Han An witnessed OMG's 50 HP comeback, 3-0 against Najin.

There was also UZI's use of Rob as a cannon to make up for it. Their financial comeback against OMG in the top four, and their powerlessness against the Home Star.

At that time, UZI was still young, immature, and willful.

But now, looking back,

He found out that it was already nine years ago.

From high school to university, until now.

Han An smiled bitterly. Time had passed a little too quickly.

"How is it? Do you feel a little emotional?"

At this moment, Wang Zhezhen's voice sounded.

Han An handed the phone over. "Yeah, I didn't expect to see UZI in the arena. Speaking of which, when is EDG's next match?"

"There's a match against JDG tonight, but there's no need to think about this match. The procedures haven't been completed yet, so it's impossible for him to play. The foreign chicken has already borrowed the second team's AD, and the next match will be IG next Wednesday. I guess he'll play then.

Wang Zhezhen continued, "So, let's watch it offline together?"

Han An said, "Is there still a place to watch it now?

In the past, when LOL was at its peak, many internet cafes organized tournaments to watch it. From time to time, they would also organize tournaments themselves.

"There should still be a place. I'll ask. If there isn't, we'll talk about it then."

"Okay.

After confirming the formation of next Wednesday,

Han An glanced at his fishing float.

He was so focused on looking at his phone that he didn't notice it.

Sure enough,

After retracting the rod, he found that the fishing hook was empty.

After casting the rod again,

Han An took out his phone.

He searched for information about UZI's comeback.

He found that many people were actually thanking him in the comment section.

They said that if he hadn't reported it and exposed the gift, the UI wouldn't have made a comeback.

Faced with such comments, Han An could only smile helplessly.

He kept scrolling down and saw a short video posted by the foreign chicken.

Title: 2023 EDG Summer Tournament. "ELOG": Hello, new friend!

Dreams are pure, and they will eventually come true!

New friend, you can do it in the future!

EDG.Uzi, you can do it!

The video was very short,

It was a video of UZI in a foreign chicken base, holding a team uniform and taking photos with the team members.

But at the end,

It was the video of Nicou turning into a VN that had been released earlier.

Watching it again, Han An felt that his heart still couldn't calm down.

Or rather, after so many years, he thought that the games and competitions that had become memories, but he didn't expect that one day, they would actually cause waves.

After the video finished playing,

Han An was about to turn off his phone and focus on fishing.

Suddenly, he glanced,

In the push bar next to him, he saw the cover of his wife.

Han An was stunned for a moment and looked at the title.

He found that this live broadcast room was the anti-pornography program broadcast by Li Yiting.

As he had been on camera many times, Han An had also watched this live broadcast later.

However, he felt a little bored,

He didn't pay any more attention to it,

Now that he saw it, Han An didn't hesitate and directly clicked on it.

In the screen,

There was no sign of Li Yiting.

On the contrary,

They weren't at the police station either, but outdoors. They were probably carrying out an anti-pornography mission again.

Although the prostitutes and prostitutes didn't appear in the camera, he could roughly guess from the noise around him.

"Fortunately, I didn't go to any entertainment venues today."

"Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to explain myself if I got caught again."

Han An heaved a long sigh of relief and secretly felt a little lucky.

18,200.......

Looking at the scene in the camera,

Han An felt that something was not right. Why did it look so familiar?

Moreover, this corridor, this room door.

He seemed to have seen it not long ago.

But for a moment..,

Han An couldn't figure out where it was.

"Strange, could it be a hotel that I've been to before?"

Just as he was puzzled..,

The camera was aimed at a room door.

Han An looked at the room number and was stunned.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang behind him.

Then, seven or eight law enforcement officers in police uniforms entered one after another.

Han An turned around to look, then lowered his head to look at the live broadcast on his phone.

F * ck!

I was wondering why the background looked so familiar.

It turns out that you guys are cracking down on pornography, and you're cracking down on me again!!

Is there an end to it?

Let's report the results of the initial subscription.

Five hundred subscriptions shouldn't be a problem. The initial subscription ratio is 100: 1. It's earth-shattering.

I'll write 160,000 words and see what recommendation I can get.