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The gray-haired old man's face was full of sorrow and anger. He actually thought about washing his hands and retiring after finishing this transaction, but he didn't do it. He didn't expect that something would happen with this last transaction.

"Little girl, who taught you what to say? Isn't it inappropriate for you to say such words at this time?" The gray-haired old man picked up the tea cup again, but his eyes were fixed on this beautiful little girl without blinking.

"Then don't worry about it. You can't control it. Just hit me. It's natural. It's been like this since I was born." The beautiful little girl patted her chest and said this, which made people feel uncomfortable.

Anyone who heard this felt uncomfortable.

You, a little girl, just talk about adults. If you say it, what do adults say? Are you talking about children?

At this time, the fat middle-aged man and the gray-haired old man were speechless. Facing such a little girl, they had nothing to say.

"Okay, since you are a master of antique treasure appraisal, please give me a look and see how my treasure is. It is a family heirloom and see how much it is worth. I asked someone to look at it before. Can you help me take a look? ." The pretty girl said, taking out a piece of jadeite from her cloth bag and showing it to the gray-haired old man.

This beautiful little girl was very careful when holding the jade jade, and she was also careful when showing it to the gray-haired old man. She even held it with both hands, for fear that something might happen to her.

And when giving it, she looked around, as if she was afraid that someone would take it away.

The gray-haired old man knew it was a fake, but in order to cooperate with the beautiful little girl, he took the jade jade from her hand as if it were a treasure, and even took out a magnifying glass.

This acting was very tiring. After a while, the gray-haired old man frowned, looked at the beautiful girl, then looked at the jade in his hand, sneered twice, and said that they had both come here. If you can guess.

"Is your jade jade fake?"

After saying that, the gray-haired old man slapped the jade jade directly on the table.

The beautiful little girl listened to the music and patted her head: "Look at my brain, I picked up the wrong piece. It's actually this piece."

After saying that, the pretty girl took out another piece of jadeite from her bag and handed it over with both hands, this time as if it were a treasure, for fear of being damaged.

The gray-haired old man still cooperated with the little girl and put on another good show. After showing a trace of displeasure, he continued to carefully observe the jade jade in his hand, and took out a magnifying glass. The more similar the acting was, the better. How similar.

The result was still a pusher: "Fake."

"Look, I took the wrong piece again. It's actually this piece." The pretty girl took out another piece and handed it to the gray-haired old man with both hands.

At this time, the old man was not angry, and the fat middle-aged man couldn't bear it anymore: "Are you kidding us? If you don't show caution, you will be brought down if you don't show off."

He couldn't stand this pretty little girl anymore. He was too defensive. Even those who really did business with her would probably not be able to bear it and left long ago. Fortunately, they were liars, so they were willing to spend time with this little girl. .

If he didn't have other motives, who would have the patience?

"Hey, you see, it's my fault. It's like this. In order to prevent theft, my house has made many fake ones. The purpose is to hide people's eyes and ears. There is nothing I can do about it. I really can't do anything. I'm not very knowledgeable and can't tell which part is fake and which part is real." As she said this, the pretty girl put her bag on the table. It was full of jade and jade, with only a few dozen pieces scattered here and there. , it’s dazzling to see.

This pretty little girl also looked embarrassed, which was even more hateful.

Seeing this scene, the fat middle-aged man and the gray-haired old man looked at each other and were dumbfounded. How to divide so many pieces? None of them could have imagined that this pretty little girl could have such a skill.

When the fat middle-aged man originally struggled with this pretty little girl, he knew that she was difficult to deal with. He expected that she might take out two or three yuan to test it out, but he did not expect that this pretty little girl would go so far and just take it. I bought dozens of pieces of jade. Is this jade jade weighing by the pound? She must have sold out all the items at the antique market, right?

Is it to prevent fraud? Is it easy to be a liar nowadays? Just cheating you for two dollars, you can make people suffer from cerebral infarction. Fortunately, this gray-haired old man is in good health and has no brain disease. Otherwise, he would have to suffer from cerebral infarction at this moment. If he falls on his back, there will be nothing. .

The slightly fat middle-aged man spat directly, what else could he lie to? Isn’t it too difficult to be a liar these days? Don't lie, I can't cheat this one, it's too troublesome, I'll try another one.

"Let's go, I'm not sincere, I won't buy it." The fat middle-aged man said with hatred, but as soon as he stood up, he was pulled back by the gray-haired old man.

At this time, the gray-haired old man really felt top-heavy and had symptoms of cerebral infarction. At the same time, there was a mouthful of old blood hidden in his throat and he almost vomited it out, but he still held it back.

Today, for no other reason than for his dignity and the dignity of the old liar, I will stay with you until the end.

If you are not afraid of hooligans, you must be educated, but if you are afraid of liars, you must be patient.

I just spent time with you today.

The gray-haired old man gritted his teeth, grabbed the fat middle-aged man, smiled at the beautiful girl, and said something against his will: "It should be, it should be, these are what they should be, such precious things, You should play a trick, it’s high, it’s really high.”

The gray-haired old man endured the severe pain in his heart and pulled the fat middle-aged man away. He picked up the magnifying glass in his right hand, took the brown cloth bag, and looked at each one one by one.

He is going to lie to you today.

At this time, the gray-haired old man is determined. He is not going anywhere today. He has to sit here all afternoon and pick out this real jade. He is a liar. How can he be led by the nose?

Seeing this scene, the beautiful little girl finally felt interested. She put her hands on the table and supported her chin, smiling as she watched the gray-haired old man test one by one.

Here Li Fan and Zhu Zhu were enjoying their delicious food, and over there they were watching the two people take the test one by one.

They all feel more and more interesting.

In fact, in this roast duck restaurant, not only Li Fan and Zhu Zhu knew that they were liars, but at this time, these customers unanimously did not expose them, but instead ate roast duck and enjoyed the show.

These days, people generally sweep the snow in front of their own homes and don’t care about the frost on other people’s tiles.

Whoever meddles in other people's business will be in trouble.

In the end, maybe the good thing will not be accomplished, but it will be a mess.

There are countless such things, so no one dares to meddle in their own business.

After listening to Li Fan's words, Zhuzi smiled and watched this beautiful sister playing with the two old liars. He felt very comfortable in his heart. He even regarded this beautiful sister as his idol. In the future, he would do things like this beautiful sister. , be more prudent and set up a few more hurdles. After these few hurdles, the average swindlers have already run away, so these two old swindlers are the only ones who are persistent.

Time passed by minute by second, and the gray-haired old man really measured the jadeite jade in the pack of dozens of pieces. He took each piece solemnly, inspected it, and threw it away casually. Because every piece of this is fake.

The gray-haired old man's face became increasingly ugly. In the end, he discovered that the entire package was fake, and none of it was real.

His face turned dark, as did the fat middle-aged man here.

The pretty girl opposite was eating roast duck. When she saw that they had finished measuring all the jadeite, she asked, "Have you finished reading it?"

"They're all fake. None of them are true. Are you kidding us?" The gray-haired old man gritted his teeth.

"No, no, as the saying goes, you must not have the intention to harm others, and you must have the intention to guard against others. I am also doing this for precaution, to see if you are a real treasure appraiser. Master Geng, please forgive me, this piece is Really." As she spoke, the pretty girl took out a piece of jadeite from her pocket and handed it to the gray-haired old man again.

At this time, the two swindlers seemed to have seen the shadow of a snake. Even if they really took it, they couldn't believe it was real.

But in the end, they thought that they should believe it again. After digging the hole for nine meters, they could see the underground water at the last trembling. They couldn't just let it go, and they couldn't act like old ladies.

So the gray-haired old man took a magnifying glass and looked left and right, looking over and over again until his eyes were dazzled. At the same time, his eyes were getting bigger and bigger.

The fat middle-aged man next to him couldn't help but ask: "Is this true or false?"

"It seems true." The gray-haired old man said.

The two liars were led by the nose, and they almost forgot their previous tricks.

"Really, you won't drop the bag." The slightly fat middle-aged man said through gritted teeth.

"What are you talking about?" The pretty girl was watching from the side. She no longer wanted to eat roast duck, because the two men were holding genuine jadeite. She had to keep an eye on it and never take it lightly.

"You didn't say anything? Did you lie to us with another fake one?" asked the gray-haired old man.

"How is it possible? This is true. I didn't lie to you this time." The pretty girl was a little anxious and subconsciously wanted to reach out and grab it.

It's okay to say it was fake just now, because it was originally fake, just to test people. Now that it is really said to be fake, she can be willing.

"Don't worry, I still have to take a look." The gray-haired old man continued to pretend to look at it with a magnifying glass. He breathed a sigh of relief at this moment. His patience really made this real jade jade. He was tricked out, and his hard work all afternoon was worth it.

The next step is to switch the package, replace the real one with the fake one, and hide it from the truth. This is the last step for them as a liar, and it is also the most important step.

"This jadeite looks a bit like it, but the quality is a little wrong. It's a high imitation and not worth much." The gray-haired old man shook his head and returned the jadeite directly to the pretty girl.

When he was about to return the money, the slightly fat middle-aged man said bitterly: "You little girl, why did you lie to me? Did I provoke you? I sincerely wanted to buy, why did you lie to me?" The man pretended to be angry and grabbed the pretty girl by the collar.

"Hey, hey, don't do it, don't do it." The gray-haired old man pretended to start a fight, but in fact he had already taken the fake thing out of his sleeve.

Two pieces of jade are generally the same, and even experts cannot tell them apart.