Big Panda Boss
Chapter 271: Cat
"Uh, cough, cough, cough." The Hundred Eyes Demon King suddenly woke up, and was coughed immediately by the spirits poured into his mouth.
"Brother, you finally woke up!" Chen Fan laughed and said.
The Hundred Eyes Demon King said angrily: "Do you want to choke me to death? Cough cough! By the way, where is the ancestor of the ghosts?"
The Hundred Eyes Demon King immediately looked around vigilantly, but was stunned by the messy battlefield.
"Oh, that old ghost has already been slaughtered by me." Chen Fan exaggerated: "You just got the old ghost's fixation technique, just like a wooden man. I will fight the dead ghost three hundred to protect you. In the round, what was hit was a dim sky, dark sun, moon and no light, mountains and rivers criss-crossing rivers..."
"It's alright, don't brag." The Hundred Eyes Demon King said with a black thread on his face: "I know you are great, all right?"
"Hey, that's of course." Chen Fan looked smug, but regretted: "Oh, it's a pity that you didn't see my brave demeanor!"
The Hundred Eyes Demon King directly ignored his narcissism and asked: "Then do you have a way to get out of here?"
"..."
"Don't tell you that you forgot?!"
"This... that... I was fighting with that old ghost at the time that the sky is dark, the sun is dark, the moon is dark, the mountains are cracking, the rivers are dying, either you die or I die..."
"You just forgot to ask!"
"Oh, I was very anxious at that time, I even took off my pants."
"Daiguida, what are you doing taking off your pants???"
"Because I want to transform, or I will have a bare **** if I break my pants. Didn't you take off your pants when you showed up?"
"I didn't wear..."
"Oh, I finally understand why you only wear a coat."
"Now is not the time to study this? What we are going to study now is how to leave this ghost place?"
"Meow~~"
"Don't think you can fool around just by learning to cat meow."
"I do not have it."
"Meow~~~"
"Who is learning to meow?"
"Meow?"
Chen Fan and the Hundred Eyes Demon King were stunned, then turned and stared at the little guy who suddenly appeared!
Big blue eyes, pink hair, long tail!
"Meow! Huh!" The little guy can fly, floating in the air and looking at the two demons with a smile on his face.
"Ah, this is the cat!" The Hundred Eyes Demon King whispered.
And Chen Fan was completely stunned: "Isn't this a dream??"
"What dream?" The Hundred Eyes Demon King wondered: "Is this cat the one you were looking for?"
Chen Fan was also stunned, and quickly took out the gossip mirror and said, "I'll call and ask."
As soon as the little guy saw the gossip mirror, his small mouth immediately released a flash of lightning.
"Be careful!" The Hundred Eyes Demon King pushed Chen Fan away, but he was hit by the electric convulsions and fell to the ground.
"Gan! Really discharges!" Chen Fan quickly took out a body charm and threw it out.
As a result, the little guy dodges the anchoring charm with a single teleport, flicking his tail and glaring at Chen Fan. Instantly, Chen Fan's body became stiff as if he could not move in the anchoring technique.
"Meow!!!" The little guy moved his little paw again, and the gossip mirror in Chen Fan's hand was directly taken away, and it was thrown out forcefully.
Chen Fan, who was stiff, could only pull out a stiff smile, but saw the little guy flying around him for a while, then sucked his little nose and moved to his Xumi bag. Took out the golden gem.
"Hey!" The little guy laughed happily at once, opened his mouth and swallowed the golden gem.
"Hey, hum, ah, ah, oh oh." The little guy opened his mouth and yelled strangely, then pointed at Chen Fan with a small paw on his hips, and uttered with a proud face: "Say, did you bear spirit the female snake spirit sent to catch me?"
Chen Fan's eyes widened for a while.
"Ah, I almost forgot, you are still in the fixation technique, please!" The little guy flicked his tail, and Chen Fan immediately felt loose and sat on the ground.
"Quickly answer my question!"
"You can talk?" Chen Fan asked in shock.
"Of course!" The little guy said with a proud face: "I am the Dark God of Gunara. How can I be trapped here for so many years if I accidentally lost the Stone of Self? Fortunately, you bear spirit helped me find the gem. So this **** will spare your life for the time being."
This too many grooves made Chen Fan's brain hurt, and he didn't know how to make complaints for a while.
"Then you..."
"Call me Gunara, Lord of Darkness!"
"...Okay, Lord Gunara, Lord of Darkness, what is your relationship with Empress Nuwa?"
"Don't mention that female snake spirit in front of me!" The little guy said in a huff, "That female snake spirit is just a neuropathy. I apply all kinds of disgusting pigments and powders on my face all the time, and wear them back All kinds of ugly dresses, even if I die, I won’t go back!"
"..."
Is this a **** plot of the cat owner being ‘ill-treated’ by the **** shoveling officer and leading to runaway?
Or is it how leisurely people are now being gods? Have you all fallen to the joy of chasing cats every day?
Chen Fan felt that his three views had collapsed.
Jingle bell!
Suddenly a sweet ringtone floated in the distance.
"Yeah!" The little guy was frightened, and said in a panic: "It must be the snake spirit again! You said that you didn't find me, remember? Or I will kill you!"
The little guy barked his teeth, saying that it was definitely not scaring Chen Fan.
Chen Fan nodded with a dry smile, saying that he would never betray it.
The little guy immediately turned around and disappeared without a trace.
The gossip mirror automatically flew to pop up Nuwa's frosty and peerless face!
"Niangniang, please forgive me!!!" Chen Fan said nothing, begging for mercy first.
Nuwa directly suffocated her anger, but said in a cold tone: "Say!"
The word with no beginning and no end made Chen Fan not know where to start~www.wuxiaspot.com~ so he raised his head slightly and said: "Manny, you are not omniscient and omnipotent..."
"I will let you say!"
"Uh, mother, I found your cat!"
"and then?"
"Just let it run away again, and the gossip mirror was also lost by it. It's not the little demon that I am incompetent, but the girl. Your cat is so powerful, I can't catch it at all!" To be honest, I am not afraid of being exposed by the omniscient and almighty.
"Huh!" Nu Wa's face was slightly dark, and she proudly said: "Of course, how can this deity's cat be ordinary!"
Chen Fan said with a smile: "Manny, you see that I have tried my best, but I still can't catch that cat. Why don't you assign a powerful immortal to do this work?"
Nu Wa coldly snorted: "When catching a cat, you must mobilize the gods to take action. Do you want the gods and Buddhas to watch the jokes of the deity?"
"No, no, the little demon never meant it." Chen Fan said with a cold sweat on his forehead, saying that you are always one of the Seven Sages. Who dares to watch your old jokes?
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