Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day
Chapter 37: Gloomy President x God of Cookery
Luo Jiujiang still didn't know that the system had intruded into Ji Shijie's computer silently.
In fact, he continues to broadcast live now.
Pour the cooked chicken, brighter and more delicious carrots, and crimped spinach into the porridge and stir evenly. Next to it, use a glass dish with a dish of fresh vinegar shredded potatoes.
The porridge bowl is the size of a medium bowl, the porcelain is warm in color, and the bowl of porridge that sets off is exceptionally white.
Luo Jiujiang was not afraid of being hot, and quickly filled a bowl of hot porridge. There were bubbles on the surface of the porridge. With a bang, a white bubble burst, revealing the white jade-like rice grains floating under the soup noodles. .
Although white porridge is not a good match for lunch, most lunches also have meat and vegetables, but such a simple bowl of vegetable porridge still makes people hungry.
A barrage cried and said:
-"Although I have spare ribs and sauced duck in my lunch box, I still feel that I am living very humble."
-"I am holding a soft takeaway lunch box, and looking at the yellow rice soaked in vegetable soup, I also feel very humble."
-"Is there any way the anchor can drink your porridge online? Just one bite, just one bite!"
Luo Jiujiang brought the bowls and plates to the dining table and probably adjusted the position of the camera.
His fingertips were reddened by the temperature that came out, but in the aroma and mist of the steaming vegetable porridge, these audiences even wanted to take a bite from the hands of living people.
-"The anchor's hands are hot and red, don't throw it away, mix it with eggs, wrap it in breadcrumbs, and eat it with soy sauce after it's fried. The kids next door are crying."
Luo Jiujiang:? ? ?
He picked up the spoon and scooped a spoonful of hot rice porridge, then brought the porridge to his mouth, blew in the direction of the camera, and exhaled—
The entangled white gas drifted away in front of the camera, and the steam seemed to carry a fragrant fragrance of rice.
Ghosts cried and howled wolves suddenly in the barrage.
Facing the camera, Luo Jiujiang slowly ate a small bowl of porridge and a small plate of shredded potatoes.
"Well, I will probably eat these for lunch today." Luo Jiujiang pushed the bowl and plate aside, and announced to the camera.
Several questions quickly crossed the barrage.
-"??? Just eat these? Didn't you say you want to restore your health? Why eat so little?"
-"The anchor was not like this when you ate the broadcast three days ago."
Seeing these questions, Luo Jiujiang blinked slowly.
"Yes, I will eat these today." Luo Jiujiang said frankly, "As for the meal three days ago...Don't you all know it? Sometimes I will ask in the bulletin and comment area. I used to be It will induce vomiting."
"But not anymore."
"The reason why I only eat these today is because my stomach has become accustomed to the pattern of swallowing food at a high speed and then vomiting it out quickly. As long as there is a little more in the stomach, even if there is only a slight sensation, I will feel very uncomfortable. , Subconsciously wants to vomit."
"If you can't maintain the right feeling of fullness and choose to be hungry, the nausea will be equally obvious."
"Just a few days ago, I just received a bad news. A friend who is just as accustomed to vomiting as me, he has stomach cancer. He induced vomiting a little longer than me, five years. He is only twenty-five years old this year. "
"I'm in a dilemma now. I don’t feel comfortable eating more and less. I don’t know if there are any friends like me who watch the live broadcast. If so, I hope you can quit it-we quit it together ."
"See you at dinner."
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After turning off the camera in the live studio in Luo Jiujiang and pulling the porridge bowl back in front of him again, the mysterious system appeared again.
It looked at its host with a little uncertainty, and saw Luo Jiujiang picking up the porridge spoon with relish and continuing to eat: [Can't the host only eat so much? ]
[If there is no spiritual energy to repair the body, according to the body's bearing capacity, I can only eat so much. ] Luo Jiujiang shrugged, [But since it's me now...Don't say drink more porridge, even if you beat Godzilla, you can also one-on-three. ]
System: [...] Host, you are really humble, you have no problem with one dozen thirty. If you want to talk about one-on-three situations, you may only have to play mahjong.
The system loves its jobs and works hard, even if it keeps complaining, it does not delay its reporting to Luo Jiujiang.
[Just now, I hacked the target person’s computer. The background data running on the computer shows that he has been watching your live broadcast room. Just three minutes ago, he was still watching your live broadcast. ]
[Oh. ] Luo Jiujiang said thoughtfully, [So it seems that he watched my appearance intact and the declarations of my decision to restore health? ]
[He also watched your wonderful Upanishad·Basic Knife Skill·Potato Peeling performance. ] The system uses an unwavering electronic announcement to report.
[...]
Luo Jiujiang was silent for a moment, and silently finished the last mouthful of the remaining porridge bowl.
The bottom of the white porcelain bowl was scratched twice by the spoon, and the scratches were shiny. A thin layer of rice milk is pasted on it. The weight is not too much, but the porridge is thick and thick.
Luo Jiujiang pushed the bowl, turned around and took Lin Jingjiang's mobile phone, and only when he turned on the screen, he found five new text messages.
Sure enough.
At this time, he remembered to release the original owner from the blacklist.
Ji Shijie still holds a bit of Lin Jingjiang's strong support, and all those performances are hopes of strong smiles, eagerly hoping that he can be the last straw to crush the camel.
He frantically insulted Lin Jingjiang in the text message, and reported the worst insults to his sexuality and behavior, and he wanted to kill the original owner.
-"So you are not dead yet?"
——Are you still doing live broadcast? Let the audience see your skinny skinny? Don't be funny, the orphan lies back on the dead pile. "
——"Do your audience know that you are gay? Do you know that you are all the smell of the toilet drain? Do you need me to tell them?"
Luo Jiujiang sneered, and without hesitation he blacked the person.
Over there, Ji Shijie was still clutching his hair, and frantically tapping the foul-smelling characters on the keyboard with a sullen face.
As a result, within half a minute, there was a red exclamation mark beside the previous text message he sent, and a short gray text was attached below it.
"The person you sent declined to receive your message."
"!!!" Ji Shijie raised his head in surprise, the expression on his face instantly became very beautiful:
Lin Jingjiang's old hat, that **** who was so tortured to death that he didn't dare to say a word, he unexpectedly... would he even black out himself? !
how could it be possible! Does the sun rise from the west today?
On the other side, looking at a few short messages on his mobile phone, Luo Jiujiang felt that he fully understood the diversity of human species.
The Shao Lan in the previous world belongs to the type who wants people to stabb him to death.
But now Ji Shijie...
This person belonged to Luo Jiujiang who wanted to squeeze his fists and beat him into pie.
He should change his name to Bo Yi Kao.
Perceiving that Luo Jiujiang's brain waves were wrong, the system cautiously called out: [Host...]
[I’m fine, I’m thinking about how hard it is to kill someone. ] Luo Jiujiang held his chin and blocked the system before the opening of the system. [After going through the last world, I have discovered that the act of being watched by the gods is only to'kill ordinary mortals with aura', not "Kill ordinary mortals to death", isn't it? ]
[...]
The system does not want to speak.
[It seems correct. ] Luo Jiujiang nodded comfortably, [Then I can beat him up-I have wanted to beat this person for a long time since I looked at the information. ]
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In the evening, Ji Shijie hugged his stomach and went to bed, thinking about being blackmailed by Lin Jingjiang during the day, but still felt that he was out of breath.
He turned over a few times, and finally developed a little sleepiness, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Liang Xiaojing lives in another room, and there was no movement of pushing the door just now... So why, there are two breathing sounds in the room?
Ji Shijie suddenly opened his eyes and sat up, and was shocked to find that there was a dark figure standing in front of the bed!
He was almost about to scream out, but a hand stretched out from the bottom and firmly clasped his chin.
The hand is slender and thin, but quite powerful.
The next moment, that hand pierced his head and lifted him into the soft mattress. Ji Shijie could see the face of the person in front of him with a glimmer of light coming through the gap in the curtain.
"Hmm!" You are...
Before he was struggling to make a sound, a quick and fierce fist had already closed his eyes firmly.
At that moment, Ji Shijie almost felt his eyes suddenly explode. Even in the dark now, a dazzling white light burst into his eyes.
In that short moment, he almost thought he was blind, when Ji Shijie heard that familiar voice, it was the youth who was laughing softly.
"There is a lot of time, don't worry."
"In order to beat you, I deliberately picked a good time."
...
The next morning, when the shop opened earlier, a man with a blue nose and a swollen face and an appearance that resembled a newly made roast pig's head rushed into the police station with tears and tears.
The police listened to his narration very patiently.
The police repeated to him what he had accused.
"Mr., what you mean is that your former roommate came to your new home to beat you up after ten in the middle of the night."
"Correct."
"Let me confirm again. You live on the 21st floor and wake up in the morning to find that your door is locked. And the girlfriend who lives with you, she also confirmed that she didn't hear anything at night."
"That's right."
"Your girlfriend checked the surveillance in the community with you in the morning, and finally determined that no outsiders came in at that time, right?"
"Although there is no surveillance, I was really beaten..."
"Well, we have all seen about this. So, what you want us to investigate is... to confirm whether your ex-roommate is dead, whether the live broadcast yesterday is a ghost, and then expel him?"
The voice of the policeman rose up, with a bit of incredible amusement, but Ji Shijie, who was full of panic, even said that it was unfavorable, did not notice.
He nodded like smashed garlic, and continued: "Yes, yes, that's it. If he is not dead, he must be pretending to be a ghost... You have to catch him, he is endangering the personal safety of citizens!"
"..." The policeman was silent for a while, then turned around and waved hello to the traffic police who was about to go to work.
"Brother He, wait a minute, what about your alcohol tester? Lend it to this citizen to blow it."
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