Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Today is a memorable day.

After Luo Jiujiang came to this world, he was taken away by the police uncle on the first day of meeting with his partner.

——His subject personally reported it.

This tm is very embarrassing.

The system has begun to see Luo Jiujiang's jokes. It also really lives up to its reputation as a "second-generation system that can be learned". Having been with Luo Jiujiang for so long, it has learned retaliatory cynicism.

System: [White Moonlight. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [……]

System: [Han Qianling. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [……]

System: [Your Qianling, the best Qianling in the world. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [...This is true. ]

The system did not expect that there will be such a big boss who has been pitted to the next game and still has no regrets, and can't help but ask one more sentence: [May I ask the host to praise Bai Yueguang this time? ]

Immediately, under the frequency range of the brain waves detected by the system, Luo Jiujiang actually said the following sentence completely from the heart.

He said with satisfaction: [Qianling has a strong sense of self-protection, which is really good. ]

system:[……]

It just owes the mouth, otherwise, why would it be unnecessary to ask this sentence? !

Withdrawing his attention from communicating with the system, Luo Jiujiang looked at the police uncles in front of him intently.

"Really not, this is just a misunderstanding." Luo Jiujiang said very sincerely.

The police in the town said to him very earnestly: "We also hope that this is a misunderstanding."

You know, the town has always been a quiet, remote, uncontested, and very suitable place for elderly care.

Basically, the young people in the town have already gone out to work, and most of those who stay in the town are old men and old ladies who are old-aged. As for the government workers, most of them are middle-aged people who were born and raised in the local area.

To be born and to grow up means to have a relationship with each other.

If you take out the genealogy and display it, and interrogate the old forest of Luo Jiujiang in front of you, you have to call Luo Jiujiang's current body a little uncle.

The people in the town are simple and honest, and the criminal cases that the police have handled over the years are generally only theft-and there is no such a bad nature as burglary.

Therefore, Luo Jiujiang's report to induce others to take drugs can really be said to be the first major case in the town in 20 years. For fear of dealing with such vicious cases, the police force is not enough, and the policemen who have registered permanent residence at the police station are dispatched.

Luo Jiujiang added again: "This is really just a misunderstanding."

"We would rather this be a misunderstanding, but you need to come up with something to prove." At this point, the person who interrogated Luo Jiujiang was also helpless. "Otherwise, you will be a suspect before the results of the testing center come out."

You know, Han Qianling called the police through the secretary, and the police dispatched the tasks one after another, and finally posted them to the police station in the town nearby.

Han Qianling has a high social status in this world, so reporting a crime is highly valued to avoid adverse social impact.

The police confiscated all the dishes in Luo Jiujiang's kitchen on the spot, taking samples one by one meticulously. Since there is no testing center in the small area, the samples were sent to the city as soon as they were received.

Lao Lin said: "You can explain the whole process in detail, otherwise, when the results of the testing center come out, people in the city may come over to interrogate you."

Luo Jiujiang thought carefully about the explanation he might give.

——The reason why Qianling hurts is because he is a soul fragment. He doesn't hurt when he eats the dishes I cooked, is it because I suppressed it with aura?

The system finally couldn't help but jump out to ask Luo Jiujiang: [Does the host really intend to say that? ]

Luo Jiujiang is still very experienced: [No, I'm going to try it out first... The last time I told the truth, I was dealt with in accordance with the Public Security Disruption Law and I was fined 500 yuan. ]

System: [...No, before meeting me? Host, what did you say last time? ! ]

Luo Jiujiang answered honestly: [I said I can stand up against the heavens. From then on, the rivers flow back, the mountains and rivers are overturned, the cold currents and the flames are reversed, the heavens and the earth are turned pale, and thousands of lives are killed. ]

system:[……]

The system said strangely: [Then they believed it? ]

[The first time I went to another world to visit, I have no experience to hide it. At that time they even knew Qianling was a dragon. ] So it is not necessary to be cautious with every word he said.

After answering the system's questions, Luo Jiujiang raised his head and began his trial.

He thought about the world's attitudes towards soul, aura, and immortality, and tried to ask: "Is it illegal to promote feudal superstition here?"

Lao Lin: "... committed."

Luo Jiujiang said regretfully: "Then there is nothing to explain."

Lao Lin: "..."

system:[……]

This is also called temptation? It has nothing to say!

Luo Jiujiang and the middle-aged man, who was actually his nephew, looked at each other for a while, feeling that each other was a dead end.

The middle-aged man looked at Luo Jiujiang sadly: "Stubbornness!"

Luo Jiujiang also reluctantly responded: "I mean it."

If it weren't for Han Qianling's request, a team was inserted in the order of food testing, and the test results appeared the first time, I am afraid Luo Jiujiang and the middleman would continue to look at each other without embarrassment.

The test results proved that Luo Jiujiang was completely innocent.

His food does not contain any illegal ingredients at all-the seasoning that Han Qianling mistakenly thought was poppy, but it was actually grass fruit.

Han Qianling stood expressionlessly at the testing center, listening to the staff explaining to himself with a smile.

He was pale and weak because he had just experienced a gastric lavage.

The staff said very patiently: "Grass fruit is a very common seasoning. Of course, there are many misunderstandings between grass fruit and poppy. This misunderstanding is quite classic. We usually encounter one every half month. Back."

Han Qianling listened patiently to the other party's speech, and didn't speak slowly until the staff finished speaking.

"However, my illness was really suppressed by these meals."

The staff thought for a while and said very euphemistically: "Perhaps it is a mental placebo, or a deviation in personal physique... If you think about it better, maybe it is a unique miracle in the world?"

After a pause, he even made a joke: "According to our test results, the food does not contain any harmful substances to the human body, and there are even minimal residues of common pesticides. Except that it is too fragrant and it makes people want to eat. Besides, they are very healthy."

Han Qianling was silent for longer this time.

He and the staff thanked him, and the secretary took over the test report from the other party for him. Han Qianling turned and walked toward the stairs. As he walked, he talked to the secretary beside him: "Ask a doctor for me."

Is there really such an appropriate elixir in the world? He doesn't believe it.

... He kind of wants to believe.

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A call was made to the small town police station to inform the final result of the test report.

Not only food testing, but also Luo Jiujiang blood testing.

Regardless of the report, the final result proved that Luo Jiujiang was innocent.

The police glanced at each other, feeling very unbelievable about the result.

You know, they have already learned the identity of the famous entrepreneur in Han Qianling through the phone of their superiors.

Such a wealthy president, who has nothing to do in broad daylight, comes to the town and knocks on the door to ask for boarding, then eats a meal and reports the other party's possession of drugs, only to find that it turns out to be an oolong?

——Are you touching porcelain?

And no wonder they suspected that, after all, the food served from Luo Jiujiang's house was so delicious.

If only braised pork is so fragrant, that would be understandable.

Although middle-aged people are not well-educated, they always keep learning: What kind of braised pork smells fragrant, isn't it the principle that the oil molecules are decomposed to give off the fragrance and the molecules move in the air?

But you fry a bean sprouts dish is so fragrant, a potato shreds is so fragrant, even a big pot of white rice, a pot of porridge is so fragrant without adding anything, it is really unreasonable?

If you want to say that there is no surprise, then who will believe it!

——Scientific believes. The scientific report proved that Luo Jiujiang did not add anything.

He just cooks deliciously in the purest way.

The policemen glanced at each other with a "wicked" look, and they all saw the incredible in each other's eyes.

They escorted the innocent Mr. Luo Jiujiang home, and then fulfilled their responsibilities as the people’s guard. They were very responsible for explaining Luo Jiujiang and the neighbors who probed his brains one by one, which washed away Luo Jiujiang’s grievances and relieved them of future troubles. .

"Ah, yes, it's okay. It's all from the village folks, what can you do."

"The young man is an eyewitness, so we just picked up the police car-isn't this a good delivery?"

"There is no evil in Lao Lin's children, this young man is so good, he will definitely take his grandfather's job in the future."

After Luo Jiujiang was sent home safely, the police car whizzed away and returned to the police station on the other side of the town.

When the three police officers returned to the police station, they found that they had done something wrong before.

——After the small pot of braised pork and Luo Jiujiang made it, Han Qianling was symbolically fried bean sprouts, potato shreds, hot green vegetables, and white rice porridge that had not been drunk. Confiscated.

When they escorted Luo Jiujiang back safely, they forgot to bring back the vegetables and dishes.

It stands to reason that the town is not too big, and there is no need for police cars to be dispatched, as long as a man carries a bag and runs around.

however……

It smells really good, but it smells so good when it's cold.

In order to try this unprecedented big case, the conscientious servants of the people have not eaten dinner yet.

Moreover, this dish has been cold after tossing for so long. How embarrassed to return the cold dishes, what if they are poured?

——What a violent thing!

If they are public servants of the people, of course they have to consider the people and clean the dishes and bowls well before returning them to the citizens!

The men glanced at each other, then nodded solemnly.

In a town, each other is close to each other, eating a meal with relatives is the same as visiting.

The police station has a kitchen on duty, and the elders don’t usually pay attention to them. Usually, whoever is on duty makes instant noodles, or heats up leftovers at noon.

Therefore, middle-aged people have already mastered skilled kitchen skills.

Add some water to the bottom of the pot to avoid drying the pot. Shake the pot back and forth to heat up skillfully, and then pour a plate full of dishes into the pot-sizzle, so fragrant!

As soon as the temperature of the hot pot came up, the aroma of the dish came out!

Lao Chen, the hot dish, inadvertently glanced back, his eyes straightened immediately: "Lao Liu, Lao Li, you guys put the bowl down for me."

The porridge is not hot yet, you are rushing to eat the cold porridge!

It's almost gone!