Chapter 0086: Laughing so hard that one can’t breathe, the caterpillar’s funeral of the century!!
“Taotao, let’s go quickly”
“The caterpillar is eating. We haven’t started eating yet. We will be hungry soon.……”
Little Orange stood by and patiently persuaded her.
Although she felt a little helpless, she had gotten used to the fact that Taotao couldn’t walk every time she saw a caterpillar.
“”Orange, come and see. This caterpillar is really cute. Look, it has small spots on its body.”
Little Taotao waved.
Little Orange hid further away.
“I do not watch”
“You know I’m afraid of caterpillars, but you still let me see it.”
Little Orange pouted.
At this time, Tiantian ran up and stepped on the caterpillar to death.
“”Juzi, look, I’ve stepped on the caterpillar to death.”
Tiantian only heard Juzi say that he was afraid of caterpillars, so he stepped on the caterpillar like a man and killed it.
As a result, when he stepped on it, Xiao Taotao burst into tears.
“Brother Tiantian, you are bad”
“Why are you stepping on it?……”
“It’s dead. Woo……”
Little Orange stood in front of Little Taotao, pouted and asked Tiantian angrily:”Why did you step on Taotao’s caterpillar to death?……”
“Taotao loves caterpillars so much, how could you step on her caterpillars to death?……”
Now it’s Tiantian’s turn to be confused
“But Orange, didn’t you say you were afraid of caterpillars?”
“I am afraid of caterpillars, but Taotao likes caterpillars”
“You can’t crush her caterpillar to death.”
“I won’t play with you anymore.”
Little Orange snorted.
He squatted beside Little Taotao and patted her back gently like a little adult.
“Taotao Don’t Cry”
“My caterpillar died…it was all squashed…oooo……”
Xiao Taotao fiddled with the leaves and cried even more sadly when she saw the caterpillar being crushed.
“Let’s find another caterpillar.……”
Xiaojuzi didn’t know how to comfort her.
After all, Xiaotaotao’s caterpillars had never been stepped on to death before. Netizens were both amused and distressed when they saw this scene.
“It’s all flattened… It’s obviously a sad thing, but I burst out laughing. How can a child be so cute?……”
“Xiaojuzi was obviously terribly afraid of caterpillars, but when Xiaotaotao’s caterpillar was stepped on to death, she was not only not happy, but she stood up and accused Tiantian of stepping on Xiaotaotao’s caterpillar to death. The relationship between these two little girls is so strange.”
“This is true love!”
“I may not like what you like, but I will defend your right to like anything!”
“What even adults can’t do, can be reflected so clearly in these two little girls”
“As a doctor of psychology, I am almost certain that Xiaojuzi and Xiaotaotao must be very good friends in real life.”
“If the relationship is not good, there will be no such natural expression.”
“The two little guys look so pitiful.”
“Damn, I can’t help but scold that skit blogger again. What a weird thing he made our Little Orange and Little Peach into.”
“Take me one”
“My Zuan’s mouth finally comes in handy, watch me scold his ancestors until smoke comes out of their graves!”
Xiao Taotao cried bitterly in front of the camera, causing countless netizens to feel distressed. The popular short drama once again ushered in a wave of violent scolding.
The team behind the scenes was scolded to be autistic.
On the program team’s side.
The staff saw Xiao Taotao crying so sadly, and they were sweating profusely.
But fortunately, the problem this time was not a problem on their side of the program team, so they continued to film patiently.
The staff in charge of security saw that Xiaojuzi and Xiao Taotao were not injured, but just sad, so they did not go up to do more.
Instead, Angel saw that Xiao Taotao was crying so sadly and couldn’t stop, so she took the initiative to run back to the adults’ camp.
“Uncle Su Rui, Xiao Taotao is crying, please go and check on her.……”
“”What happened to Taotao?”
Su Rui was stunned.
The staff of the program team all had internal communications. Since they did not notify him urgently, it meant that it was not a safety issue.
“Taotao was looking at a caterpillar, and then… Tiantian crushed the caterpillar with one foot… Juzi started crying.”
Angel said breathlessly.
Zhang Jing called Liu Jia back.
What the hell is this ancestor’s son doing?
Su Rui rubbed his temple helplessly.
Little Taotao likes caterpillars wherever she sees them.
“My son is too impulsive.……”
Zhang Jing came up awkwardly and wanted to apologize.
Su Rui smiled and shook his head.
As long as it didn’t involve safety issues, these things were just small problems between children, and he certainly wouldn’t make a fuss about them.
“Children are simple-minded.”
“I’ll go check out the situation.”
“I’ll go with you.”
Zhang Jing followed immediately.
After all, this matter was caused by his son, so there was no reason not to go with him.
“I’ll take you there……”
Angel took the initiative to trot ahead.
He brought the two adults to the eggplant field.
“Daddy Taotao can’t stop crying, come quickly!”
When Xiaojuzi saw his father, he quickly pulled him over
“Dad, my caterpillar died.”
“Look, it’s been crushed.……”
When Xiao Taotao saw her father, she immediately threw herself into his arms. Her tears were like a broken faucet, and she couldn’t stop crying.
“Okay, okay, Tiantian brother didn’t mean it.”
“Maybe Tiantian thought girls are afraid of caterpillars, so he wanted to protect you, so he stepped on the caterpillar to death.”
Su Rui let her sit on his lap, hugged her and gently soothed her emotions.
Daddy’s embrace always brings a sense of security, and Xiao Taotao’s crying immediately became much quieter.
“Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
“Orange said she was afraid of caterpillars.
Tiantian said.
He didn’t know where he was wrong.
“But I like caterpillars.”
“The caterpillar can wriggle, it’s so cute… but now it’s flat and can’t move… Woo……”
Seeing the caterpillars on the ground, Xiao Taotao couldn’t help crying again.
Su Rui didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Other little girls would be scared when they saw the caterpillars crawling, but this little girl had to squat over and say it was so cute.
“Well, well, now the caterpillar has gone to heaven”
“It was a place with lots of leaves to eat, and he never had to worry about having no food to eat.”
“Let’s stop crying, okay?”
“Since you like caterpillars, let’s tell Brother Tiantian that you like caterpillars, and next time you see a caterpillar, don’t step on it to death.”
Su Rui comforted
“Please don’t step on my caterpillars to death next time, okay?”
Xiao Taotao wiped her tears.
“I see”
“Next time you play with your caterpillar. I won’t step on your caterpillar to death. I can catch a caterpillar and let my caterpillar play with yours, okay?”
Tiantian said.
“Okay, then we’ll let the two caterpillars play together.”
Little Taotao finally stopped crying.
She slid down from Su Rui’s legs.
Looking at the caterpillars that were crushed on the ground, the little guy pulled his father’s clothes.
“Dad, the caterpillar is so pitiful, can we bury it?”
Su Rui:…
Although it’s a bit funny, who made my daughter ask for this?
“OK”
“Then let’s bury it together.”
“The caterpillar died here, so maybe its home is here. So let’s dig a small hole here and bury it, okay?”
“”Okay,”
Xiao Taotao nodded.
She squatted beside the vegetable field, took a small bamboo stick, and dug a small hole.
Then she carefully wrapped the caterpillar’s body with vegetable leaves and put it in the dug hole.
Finally, she covered it with soil little by little, and piled up a small mound that looked like a project.
“Goodbye Caterpillar”
“I will miss you.”
Xiao Taotao sniffed and stuck the small bamboo stick in her hand into the small pile of soil.
After looking at it for a long time, she suddenly turned her head and looked at Su Rui very seriously:”Dad, do you want to write on it?”
“Ah…I want to write……”
Su Rui was angry and amused. Seeing her so sad and serious, he felt embarrassed to refuse her request at this time.
He signaled the staff to bring him a pen.
Then he wrote the five words”Grave of the Caterpillar” on the small bamboo slip.
“Dad, what is written on this?”
Little Taotao doesn’t know how to read.
“Dad wrote”Grave of the Caterpillar.”
Then he stuck the caterpillar’s tombstone on its grave.
“No, no, this caterpillar’s name is not Caterpillar”
“Its name is Xiaohua.”
Xiao Taotao pouted and corrected the question very seriously.
“It turns out that he has a name. Then Dad will add his name on it.”
Su Rui didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, and could only pretend to be very serious and add the two words”Xiaohua” on it.
Then the tombstone became”Tomb of Xiaohua Caterpillar”】
“Is this okay?”
Su Rui read the words on the bamboo slip to her.
“”Well, Dad, give it to me.”
Xiao Taotao personally inserted the caterpillar’s tombstone.
Then, before anyone expected, she knelt on the ground.
“Dad, you kneel down too, let’s kowtow to Xiaohua together……”
“I???”
“I won’t kneel!”
Su Rui was stunned at first, then refused with a smile.
You want me to kneel down to a caterpillar?
I can’t do it! I can’t do it!
The people in the live broadcast room were already laughing like crazy.
“Hahaha, how are kids all over the world so exactly the same?”
“My daughter’s hamster died, and she insisted on burying it. Then she cried and made a scene, asking me to kneel down with her and kowtow to the hamster.”
“I thought my son was the only one like this, but I didn’t expect all kids in the world to be like this”
“The little goldfish he raised died. I told him to flush the toilet, but he insisted on burying it. He also cried and begged me to kneel down and kowtow with him.”
“Are you trying to make me laugh to death? Are children really that funny?……”
“Even Xiao Taotao thinks so. I really want to know what influences these children to have such thoughts?”
“Hahaha, Su Rui’s expression made me laugh to death……”
“This might be the first time Su Rui rejected his daughter’s request.”
“Kneeling to the sky, kneeling to the earth, kneeling to the father and mother, and now kneeling to a caterpillar, who can bear this, hahahaha.”
This scene of Xiao Taotao attracted heated discussions from countless mothers.
Everyone thought that a child who grew up in a wealthy family like Su Rui must be different from a child who grew up in an ordinary family. Unexpectedly, what Xiao Taotao did was not much different from what their children did. Such a down-to-earth scene firmly grasped the hearts of the audience, and everyone couldn’t stop watching.
Everyone wanted to see what outrageous things these little guys could do.
Especially the two sisters Xiaojuzi and Xiaotaotao, 90% of the audience focused on the two of them.
“This caterpillar is worth it.”
“Can we go do our own things now?”
Although Su Rui himself did not kowtow to the caterpillar, he did not stop Xiao Taotao from kowtow to her caterpillar.
It is one thing to care for their safety. It is another to let them let go and fly freely.
Su Rui does not like to restrict children.
As long as it does not involve safety issues, they can do whatever they want.
“Goodbye Caterpillar”
“From now on, Orange, Mom and Dad and I will come to pay tribute to you every year… We will bring you lots of delicious food……”
Xiao Taotao stood up from the ground and bowed to the caterpillar very seriously.
This sentence made Su Rui completely unable to hold back his laughter.
Even the staff members nearby couldn’t help laughing. In order to prevent the laughter from being recorded, many staff members bit their lips to hold it back.
This little guy is really funny.
It is said that Reba is a very funny girl in real life. Unexpectedly, her daughter has completely inherited her characteristics and is also very funny.
“Dad, why are you laughing? I’m serious.”
“Humph, if you don’t come, Orange and I will do it ourselves!”
“I won’t come either.”
Xiaojuzi shook his head decisively.
The previous scene was 100% funny, and Xiaojuzi’s serious words directly pushed the funniness of this scene to 10,000%.
The audience in the live broadcast room clearly heard the laughter of a group of people behind the camera.
They are all professional.
They will never laugh at ordinary times.
Unless they can’t help it.
“”Okay, stop laughing!”
Xie Tiankui, the chief director and chief producer, laughed and forced the staff to stop laughing.
This is a live broadcast!
What a shame for the staff to laugh like this
“snort!”
“If you don’t come, I’ll come by myself”
“Don’t be afraid, Xiaohua. I will come to pay tribute to you every year. I will never forget you.”
“Byebye~ Now I’m going to have lunch with my dad and Orange. I’ll come to see you again at this time next year……”
Although she said this, as she walked out of the vegetable garden and thought about having lunch, she immediately forgot about her little flower caterpillar.
“Dad, what are we having for lunch?”
“We got a lot of food, can we make a very sumptuous lunch?”
She cried quickly and died quickly.
Except for the tears on her face, there was no trace of sadness on Xiao Taotao’s face. 5.9
“Have you collected all the ingredients?”
Su Rui asked with a smile.
“Brother Tiantian, Sister Angel, have we found all the ingredients?”
Xiao Taotao asked
“not yet”
“We still have to look for chicken legs and big pumpkins……”
I flipped through the little cards every day.
“I haven’t found it yet… I’m hungry.……”
“Orange, let’s go look for it quickly… After we find it, let daddy make us something delicious.……”
Xiao Taotao dragged Xiao Juzi and ran away.
She was crying so sadly just now, tears streaming down her face, but now you can hear her giggling from far away.
“Tiantian, you have to take care of your sister, don’t bully her, and ask her before doing anything.”
Zhang Jing shouted at the child.
“Got it.
It’s not easy for the little guys to become enemies.
The four little guys happily ran to look for food again.
“Although your daughter is the youngest, she has a very good temper and personality.”
Zhang Jing said sincerely.
This was a three-point compliment, but the remaining seven points were a realistic evaluation.
Xiaojuzi and Xiaotaotao are only two years old, and they feel like little adults. They are brave and don’t cry. They are also curious about the world and have a desire to explore.
In this respect, they are better than Kimi and Cindy.
“Their mothers taught them better.”
Su Rui smiled faintly.
Zhang Jing knew that their mothers were Yang Mi and Reba. She didn’t know whether Su Rui cared about this topic or not, and she didn’t dare to talk about it easily. She nodded and went back with Su Rui.
Dian Liang and Lin Zhiying helped the two children get the cooking pot back.
Xiaojuzi and Xiaotaotao also quickly found the remaining food.
The fathers were responsible for cutting vegetables and cooking.
Problems also followed……
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