Bind Hogyoku And Sterilize Yoruichi At The Start!

For the next few days, everything was uneventful.

Except for an extra Unohana Retsu at home.

She'wearing' Yike and a white dress, her figure is slender and graceful, giving people a very amazing feeling.

Seductive is really seductive.

Good health is also really good health.

However, it is really troublesome to be 'stared' and have an in-depth exchange from time to time.

At least, Kanbaru thinks so.

"Not coming, not coming."

In the dark night, Kanbaru looked weak and leaned against the wall with trembling legs.

At the door of the bedroom, a beautiful Yujie smiled and said, "Are you going to come in obediently by yourself, or shall I help you in?"

"I...I won't go in, I still have something to do."

"You have to come in if you have something to do. It's only been a few days. Do you have a woman outside?"

"210" "I don't have a woman. I really don't have any. There is no urine in the urine test. It's all wolfberry."

Hiss... Kanbaru gasped and shook his head.

Just thinking about it, the sense of the picture came.

Who can withstand this.

And not only that, when charging Nilu, you must arrange the barrier in advance, otherwise you will definitely be noticed by Unohana Retsu.

Harmful.

Sighed.

Glancing at the old man waving at him, Kanbaru walked over.

"One?"

Shiba Isshin cautiously poked his head out and glanced twice, confirming that Unohana Retsu didn't pay attention to this side, and then took out the cigarette case from his calf.

Good guy, it's really hard enough to smoke a cigarette.

"Come one."

Kanbaru nodded silently and took over.

"Isn't it great living with Unohana Retsu?"

Shiba Isshin squinted his eyes and began to ask for information.

"It's pretty good.

"He loves others, has a good personality, is gentle and considerate, and is understanding. She has helped me wash my clothes these days."

"The same goes for rice."

"I didn't expect that the craftsmanship of flowers is so good.

Kanbaru smacked his lips and said softly.

Seeing this, Shiba Isshin's heart skipped a beat.

Broken!

Could it be that this shit has already sold Unohana Retsu?

Do you help with the laundry and give you an estimate?

Miss Hua has called?

You are so wrong!

"Oh, by the way, I also washed my underwear for me. It's not good to wash it in a washing machine."

Kanbaru scratched his head and added.

Immediately, Shiba Isshin's lips began to tremble as if struck by lightning.

Even... did you help wash this?

He lay silently by the window, looked at the scenery outside the window, and then took a deep drag on his cigarette.

The Goddess recognized by all male Shinigami in the Soul Society, just let this shit go away?

Hey wait a minute.

This is not right.

Shiba Isshin slapped his forehead and suddenly remembered someone.

What about Rangiku?

I have a Matsumoto Rangiku that big.

You have Unohana Retsu, what about Matsumoto Rangiku?

no.

I have to mess with you.

Shiba Isshin narrowed his eyes, and suddenly changed his words: "Kanbaru, listen to my advice, Captain Unohana Retsu is a woman you can't control, you'd better be careful."

Kanbaru: "???"

Why are you Panhua too?

"Seriously, you don't know the true face of Captain Unohana Retsu at all.

Shiba Isshin patted Kanbaru on the shoulder, and said in a tone of experience: "Although Captain Unohana Retsu is a goddess recognized by male Shinigami, the ideal type of everyone.

"But ah."

"That's all fake, you know."

"Wow, let me tell you, this woman is so scary."

"Hey, why are you blinking at me, your eyes are uncomfortable?"

"Do you know the eleventh team?"

"The macho team, everyone in it is a fighter, except for the vice-captain Kusajishi Yachiru, there is no woman."

"But that's not important, what's important is the 11th team... No, are your eyes really uncomfortable?"

"Would you like me to blow it up for you?"

Shiba Isshin stopped talking and looked at Kanbaru with some concern.

blow ass!

Can you stop being so gay!

Kanbaru twitched his lips, looked behind Shiba Isshin, and mourned for him for a few seconds.

Good brother, go all the way.

Finally, Shiba Isshin seemed to understand something, his expression froze, his neck creaked and slowly turned around, and then he saw Unohana Retsu's gentle (super black-bellied) smiling face...

Black gas, rapidly diffusing.

The killing intent is spreading.

That's blackening!

That's definitely blackened, right?

Shiba Isshin let out a throat, and quickly put on a business-level smile on his face: "Ahaha, Captain Unohana Retsu, why are you here? I was in Kanbaru just now and said how gentle and considerate you are."

"Oh?"

"Really, I really want to thank Captain Shiba Isshin.

Unohana Retsu grinned.

But that laugh.

scary.

Depressed, suffocated.

The colors of the world seemed to start to collapse, turning into pure blood red.

That is, the world dyed red by killing intent.

Hallucination.

This must be an illusion, right?

How could Unohana Retsu want to kill me?

Shiba Isshin smirked a few times, and straightened his face: "Thank you, no need, I just don't want to see Kanbaru speak ill of you behind your back, look at his thick eyebrows and big eyes, I didn't expect Kanbaru to be such a person, I will teach him a lesson for you!

Sorry Kanbaru.

We are good friends, right?

If it is you, you should understand me.

I can't afford to mess with the old man, and I can't afford to mess with Unohana Retsu either!

Kanbaru: "???"

Nima's outrageous!

You're obviously the one talking bad about Unohana Retsu, right?

You don't do things with people, do you?

"Is that so?" 2.4 Unohana Retsu walked up to Kanbaru, snuffed out the cigarette in Kanbaru's hand, and then looked at Shiba Isshin with a smile: "Captain of the 10th squad, please don't be in front of Kanbaru again. Set such a bad example.

"Otherwise, I'll kill you."

smokes?

That's not okay.

Shinigami is a highly aggregated life form of Reiatsu. As long as there is no problem with Reiatsu, drinking and smoking will basically not cause any harm to the body.

But humans are different.

Although Kanbaru's physique is like a monster.

But humans are humans.

If you don't pay attention to protecting your body, you will leave a lot of hidden injuries.

Unohana Retsu, I don't want to see this happen.

PS: Ah, someone wants to teach Sister Hua, please stop your Isp behavior. .