Bind Hogyoku And Sterilize Yoruichi At The Start!

The expired medicine that Urahara Kisuke wanted to sell to Kanbaru ended up in his stomach.

"Tessai, please let me go, I really can't do it."

"I think Mr. Store Manager can hold on for a while, so please don't waste it."

At the door of the toilet, Urahara Kisuke leaned against the wall with a hunched back and a pale face.

A variety of expired medicines were mixed together, causing him to run to the toilet more than a dozen times in this short period.

If it continues, he will really be tossed to death!

"Tessai, you are my employee, right?"

Seeing Tessai Tsukabishi, who was holding a bowl of medicine again, with gentle eyes as if saying, "It's time for you to take medicine", Urahara Kisuke's calves began to tremble.

"What did the store manager say? Of course I am your employee.

Tessai Tsukabishi pushed the bowl over: "Drink."

"That's easy to say, I order you as the store manager, don't cook these expired medicines for me again!"

Stomach started to hurt again, Urahara Kisuke knocked on the bamboo stick, and said with majestic eyes.

"But the store manager, you told me not to waste it. I'm just following your rules."

"Mr. Store Manager, do you want to deny your own rules?"

Tessai Tsukabishi pushed the glasses, and raised the matter directly to the level of rules.

Suddenly, Urahara Kisuke opened his mouth, unable to find an excuse to refute.

"In that case, don't blame me."

Urahara Kisuke took a deep look at Tessai Tsukabishi.

Then, under the vigilant eyes of Tessai Tsukabishi, Urahara Kisuke directly took out a notebook and began to record something on it.

"Why, don't you still want to scare me with such a book? I, Tessai Tsukabishi, don't like that."

Tessai Tsukabishi sneered and stared at him covetously: "You have to drink this medicine today, and you have to drink it if you don't.

"On x, x, Tessai Tsukabishi plotted against me again and maliciously poisoned me."

"In view of his bad behavior, three months' salary will be deducted."

On xx, xx, Tessai Tsukabishi accidentally broke a plate and seemed to want to assassinate me.

"In view of his dangerous behavior, this year's bonus will be deducted."

Ignoring Tessai Tsukabishi's meaning completely, Urahara Kisuke scribbled and scribbled quickly.

Tessai Tsukabishi: ""

Kanbaru: "..."

Shihouin Yoruichi: ""

Good guy, there is even a notebook dedicated to keeping grudges?

bang.

The dark purple smoky potion spilled all over the floor, Tessai Tsukabishi straightened his face, bent at 90 degrees, and said with a strong desire to survive: "I'm sorry, please forgive me this time`

Kanbaru: ""

Shihouin Yoruichi: ""

Wait a minute, didn't you just say that you don't want to take this approach, and you gave up so quickly.

"Yoruichi-san, is there a way to manipulate the Soul Society to get some news?"

Seeing that Tessai Tsukabishi finally stopped forcing him to take medicine affectionately, Urahara Kisuke was slightly relieved, his eyes twinkled, and he asked softly.

"I'm afraid it will be difficult, whether it is the captain of the third division, Ichimaru Gin, or the captain of the ninth division, Tousen Kaname, they are not guys who will easily reveal their flaws and reveal the news of Aizen.

Shihouin Yoruichi jumped on Kanbaru's shoulder and shook his head.

The intelligence that Urahara Kisuke said obviously refers to the intelligence about Aizen.

As for the way to inquire about information.

Naturally, it was based on the personal connections she had left when she was the commander-in-chief of the secret maneuver and the head of the First Division Criminal Army General Army.

However, that's a bit difficult.

While it is possible to do this, there is no guarantee that Aizen will notice anything.

The corners of Urahara Kisuke's mouth raised a little, and his eyes were bright: "That is to say, it can be done, right..."

In the evening, Kanbaru returned home.

As soon as he opened the door, Nilu obediently helped him change into his household clothes, then hugged his hand and smiled softly.

Because Kanbaru greeted her specially, Nilu didn't follow Kanbaru today, but obediently waited at home.

"Finally back, I miss you so much."

Gently sniffing the smell of Kanbaru, Nilu's eyes became softer. She likes the smell of Kanbaru, which makes her feel at ease.

"I am sorry."

Kanbaru took her little hand and apologized softly.

"Don't do that."

"As long as it's Kanbaru's decision, I'm fine with anything.

Nilu shook her head, her eyes smiling into crescent moons.

As she said that, Nilu smiled actively, her eyes were full of happiness and joy.

She likes this kind of life, and also likes to stay by Kanbaru's side.

"Where's Masaki?"

"Oh, here it is."

Kanbaru entered the room, and at a glance saw Kurosaki Masaki lying on the sofa in large characters.

She was wearing pajama shorts, showing a section of thigh.

After a few more glances, Kanbaru said with emotion: "It seems that I'm going to take you to buy some new clothes."

Kurosaki Masaki was keenly aware of his gaze, and hummed in embarrassment: "So why do you know so much about my body!"

Kanbaru scratched his head with a blank face: "Isn't it strange to know that kind of thing?"

Kurosaki Masaki: "???"

Isn't it weird to know that kind of thing!

"It seems to have grown a little more recently, and I always feel heavy, and it is inconvenient to move around."

Kurosaki Masaki muttered a few words, she didn't mind talking about such a topic with Kanbaru, but she felt a little embarrassed.

That's all.

Kurosaki Masaki's mind suddenly appeared the face of a blond lady.

"By the way, that Matsumoto Rangiku is quite beautiful, and there is Nilu who is by your side every day at home." She snorted coquettishly: "You said that you are so old and you like to provoke little girls so much, is it because you are not good at home, or... ..."

Eh?

It seems that I accidentally said bald mouth!

Kurosaki Masaki was stunned, and his face quickly turned red.

"At home?"

"Aren't you jealous?"

Kanbaru looked at her suspiciously (warning face).

"I do not have.

Kurosaki Masaki's heartbeat accelerated, and she hummed with dodge eyes, her little hands were twisted together, appearing very nervous.

"Sure enough, you are."

Kanbaru leaned over, his eyes more vigilant.

"Eh, I really didn't."

Kurosaki Masaki blushed lightly on her face, she snorted, knelt down next to Kanbaru, and suddenly changed the subject: "||Speaking of Kanbaru, I have a question, will Shinigami never die or age? "

She had asked Matsumoto Rangiku privately, only to have Menos Grande pop up, so didn't get an answer to her question.

"How can it not die." Hearing this, Kanbaru shook his head and said: "In a sense, Shinigami is just a special existence born of human souls.

"They are special life forms formed after Reiatsu highly compressed and condensed, possessing all the characteristics of being alive."

"Have a heartbeat, can bleed, and can eat."

"So in terms of death, Shinigami are just as inevitable as humans."

"Aging... There is basically no such thing as aging in Shinigami, but one thing to note is that Shinigami will also grow, but at different growth rates. Some Shinigami will grow faster, and some will grow for hundreds of years. There won't even be any changes."

Speaking of this, Kanbaru couldn't help but smile, because he suddenly remembered a few people.

Hitsugaya Tōshirō, about 100 years old, is still 1.5 meters tall, stuck at this point and has not grown in height.

Rukia Kuchiki, her height is simply stuck at 1.4 meters, including her figure is also very thin.

There is also Shihouin Yoruichi's little fan girl Sui-Feng, her height (Wang Hao) is also stuck at 1.4 meters, very petite.

For the few of them, they can only grow slowly through time.

"However, Shinigami's lifespan is indeed very long. According to the characteristics of life forms like Shinigami, as long as Reiatsu is kept in a healthy state, that time probably doesn't make any sense to them."

"But every time an injury or Reiatsu takes unbearable damage, the Shinigami suffers an irreparable injury, which affects the Shinigami's life and longevity.

Kanbaru thought for a while, and made a brief statement as much as possible.

In the Zero Team in the Soul King Palace, there are Shinigami who have lived from the time when the Soul Society was established to today, so life span really has no meaning for Shinigami.

But most of the Shinigami, certainly can't live so long.

Even a Shinigami like Captain Yamamoto who has lived for more than a thousand years is extremely rare.

Fighting against Xu all the year round, most of the Shinigami ended up dying in battle, or Reiatsu was greatly traumatized and died slowly of weakness.

"You can live for so long, and your appearance will basically not change?"

Kurosaki Masaki blinked, and his eyes suddenly became sharp.

Sure enough, Matsumoto Rangiku is a formidable rival!.